The Doctor Who Walked Out of the Elf Shop

Bangs is an ordinary social animal.

Perhaps the only difference from the people around him is that he works for the Elf Alliance and is engaged in statistics and modification of Elf data on the Internet.

At the same time, he is also an avid Pokémon fan.

Yes, he is a huge Pokémon fan.

Pokémon are closely related to their lives, but in ordinary life, few people understand Pokémon deeply.

As far as he knows, there are many people who keep Eevee, Pikachu and other elves as pets, but at least [-]% of them don't know the fighting skills of Eevee and Pikachu, and just like their cute appearance.

This troubled him very much.

Just now, the "Pokémon Guide" jointly developed by his department was rejected by the superiors for reset because the information was not rigorous enough, which made him feel a little discouraged.

At lunch time, after finishing the meal, Liu Hai opened the small station with a bottle of happy water and refreshed the video as always.

At this moment, a novel video appeared in front of him.

"Hey, the ancient mysterious spirit, Phoenix King, what is this?"

Looking at the strange bird elf on the cover of the video, Liu Hai was shocked.

"Could it be p's?"

However, after watching the video, he didn't think so.

"This this!"

For a moment, Liu Hai didn't know what to say to express his shock!

Phoenix King, a mythical beast, has lived since ancient times and has the power to resurrect the dead!

All of this is a dream, an impossible ability. When the video evidence specially cut out by the up owner is combined with the legend told by him, it is actually very convincing.

It seems that there is indeed such an elf living in the world, but they have never counted it.

Moreover, the three bird elves posted by the uploader of this video at the end are also elves they have never heard of before!

After seeing these things, Liu Hai subconsciously thought they were pornographic, smiled and turned off the video.

"Is this video in the wrong area? How can I put it in the popular science area..."

Otherwise, what is said in this video is too mysterious.

The mythical beast resurrects the dead. The reason why the legend is a legend is because it is too far away from us.

Those elves must be from p-pictures, right?

But, what material can produce such a detailed Pokémon?

Moreover, what if there is no p?

After thinking about it, Liu Hai simply made a call.

"Lao Zhang, come to my department. There is a video. Please see if there are any traces of cutting in these scenes."

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At this time, Yu Zhou was looking at the lively little fish in the circular fish tank on the counter.

"It's so ugly!"

Yu Zhou sighed.

Are there any pure elves as ugly as the ugly fish in the world?

Big red lips, dusty body with spots that look like tinea pedis, dull eyes, short and fat fins, just looks as ugly as it looks.

Judging from appearance alone, Magikarp is ten thousand times better than her.

but...

"It is said that the uglier the ugly fish is, the more beautiful it will be after evolution."

He casually picked up a pack of dried tree fruits from the warehouse. Yu Zhou took out a few pieces and threw them in. Watching the clown fish devouring the tree fruits, he felt his heart melt.

Although it was ugly, Yu Zhou felt an inexplicable emotion in his heart when he saw the hatched elves with his own eyes.

Looking at this little elf, Yu Zhou promised seriously: "Don't worry, I will definitely train you to be the most beautiful elf!"

The ugly fish bumped into the fish tank and responded to Yu Zhou's voice.

Now that the ugly fish has been hatched, the supporting breeding props cannot be left behind.

Open the flagship store of the Elf Alliance, search for Water Stone and Beautiful Scales, and a line of product information immediately pops up.

"hiss..."

Looking at the numbers in the tens of thousands, Yu Zhou was a little confused.

This is crazy...

It turns out that not only good-quality Elf Eggs are expensive, but also good-quality Water Stones are priceless. At a glance, they cost at least 20 or [-], and the ones with better quality exceeded the million mark. Yu Zhou saw that Terrified.

"Forget it, let's buy an ordinary water stone to deal with it first."

After hesitating for a long time, Yu Zhou aimed at a water stone worth more than 20 yuan and placed an order with tears in his eyes.

In order to improve the living environment of Chou Chou Fish, Yu Zhou was prepared for heavy bleeding.

In comparison, beautiful scales are much cheaper. This kind of unknown function is produced in the ugly fish, but it does not have any useful effect. Some professors speculate that this is an evolutionary prop of the ugly fish, but even if It has no effect on the ugly fish, and it becomes cheaper over time.

But as a decoration, beautiful scales are also much more expensive than a takeaway.

but.

Yu Zhou can still afford this little money!

After a period of large purchases, Yu Zhou's money collection dropped sharply by 45. Looking at the water props waiting to be shipped, Yu Zhou couldn't help but talk to Chou Chou Yu again.

"I know this salt water is not good for soaking. After a while, water stones will purify the water. You have to wait a little longer."

"Bang bang!"

The ugly fish responded by bumping into the fish tank twice.

"Are you hungry again?"

Yu Zhou blinked, thought for a while, went to get a fresh tree fruit, cut it into pieces, threw a few pieces in, and muttered: "I didn't expect it to be so edible..."

Ugly fish:......

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Being, being disliked!

After a brief chat with Chou Chou Yu, Yu Zhou started editing the video again. It was very easy to edit the material recorded yesterday.After paying someone to add subtitles manually, Yu Zhou couldn't wait to open the trumpet he had just created to see how the mythical beast was received.

As soon as he switched accounts, Yu Zhou found that his computer was stuck.

?

Although this computer was a bit old, it was not common for it to freeze. Just when Yu Zhou was wondering, he found that his backend had exploded.

Comments 99+

Barrage 99+

Private message 99＋

A blaze of red!

The playback volume exploded!

Yu Zhou was completely dumbfounded. He had never posted a video on a small website before. He had also posted two or three videos of himself playing games before, but the number of views in the past ten days had been bleak. How could he just take a video and just take it? Is it on fire?

There are a lot of high-quality but not popular videos on Xiaopo.com!

Yu Zhou has also been prepared to stand alone for a long time.

After all, this account is just to pave the way for him to become a researcher or cultivator in the future.

What, why don't you become a trainer?

Why go out when you can stay at home?

After carefully looking through the background, Yu Zhou discovered the clues.

"It was actually copied by the official."

Yu Zhou was unexpected.

The official account of the Elf League, which has the most fans on the entire Xiaobo site and often conducts lottery draws and live competitions, reposted his video and then said that it had been handed over to the management for viewing.

The sighs from the tens of thousands of floors below also made Yu Zhou, the up owner, angry.

At the same time, the name of Divine Beast, which sounds average but fits perfectly, has also been recognized by the Elf Alliance!

What an unexpected surprise!

Yu Zhou said that God will help me this time!

I quickly checked my private message list, and after excluding those who were looking for cooperation and those who claimed to be fans for ten years, I suddenly found that the private messages from the Elf Alliance were also on the list!

"call..."

Yu Zhou was excited.

If this negotiation goes well, maybe he can transcend the restrictions of the university and directly enter the world of researchers!