Konoha's wealth is rolling

Mixed bathing is a joke!

The plots in anime that make people's blood boil are all lies, and they are designed to deceive nerds!

From now on, even if I die of hunger, thirst, and loneliness, I will never go to a mixed bath again!

Even if Shizune holds stockings and covers her face, I won't go to the mixed bath!

Hope is dashed!

The god in me is dead!

Iori, who was no longer interested in bathing in hot springs, got dressed and returned to the lobby.

Like a salted fish that has lost its dream, Iori looked at the ceiling with dull eyes and twitching corners of his mouth.

Alas, no wonder no man entered the mixed bath!

No wonder the other men stopped and watched when I happily entered the mixed bathroom.

They all looked at me with weird smiles on their faces.

Iori covered her head and regretted it.

At that time, he thought those men were like Long Yang and liked tit-for-tat.

Oh shit!

Why didn't anyone remind me?

Eh?its not right?

It seems that Sister Shizune has been telling me that she is not allowed to use the bathroom!

Woo woo woo, woo woo woo, ~(;_)~

It turns out that I wrongly blamed Sister Shizune.

Young Master, I feel so heartbroken. My eyes are polluted by my old flesh. I really want to go blind on the spot!

Now let alone young girls, even if a kawaii little loli appears in front of me, I won’t be interested, okay?

Damn it, when I saw the old woman with all her teeth looking at me with a hungry smile,

I was immediately frightened, okay?

"Hey, brother came out so quickly. The scenery in the mixed bathroom is beautiful!"

"Hehehe, I didn't expect that my brother is also a ruthless person, and he dares to soak in the hot springs with old ladies!"

"I really admire you for doing it again!"

When Iori was half dead, an uncle came out of the men's bath. The uncle had a cigarette in his mouth, blowing out the smoke and sitting next to him with a comfortable look on his face.

Iori was too lazy to care about the greasy uncle.

He waved his hand, indicating that he could help himself.

Suddenly, Iori opened his eyes and looked at him,

Damn it, it’s actually this bad,

At that time, this guy looked at me with an ambiguous smile, so much so that I thought he was thinking about her fresh anus!

At that time, Iori was afraid that her flowers would be ravaged, so she rushed into the mixed bathroom with a towel under her arm without hesitation!

Iori gritted his teeth and looked at the smoking uncle!

"Uncle, you have a lot of problems as a person!"

"You knew there was a trap but you didn't even warn me!"

The uncle puffed away the smoke, the smile on his face never breaking.

"You can't say that. If you want to blame me, I can only blame you for being too horny!"

"We are both men, do you think that if there is such a good thing as mixed bathing, other men will get into the men's bath one by one?"

The uncle put out his cigarette butt, leaned on the bench and groaned,

The sound sounded like he was doing some health care, and it immediately attracted countless eyes.

"You're still a virgin. You didn't even understand the situation before you got into the mixed bath."

"With your temperament, it's easy for things to go wrong!"

Iori looked at his uncle speechlessly.

It’s okay if this guy didn’t hold me back at the time, but now he actually has the nerve to preach as a person who has been through it.

“It’s so nice to soak in a hot spring!”

The uncle slapped his thigh, making a gesture to get up.

"As the saying goes, a cigarette after bathing is better than a living god."

"Boy, do you want to follow me to have fun and have fun?"

After saying that, the unshaven uncle began to show off his unusual oral skills to Iori.

In just a few seconds, Iori saw his tongue change into more than ten shapes.

Iori’s eyes were glazed over!

Could this guy be a pimp?

Or should I say, this guy is just an old Siki!

Thinking of this, Iori suddenly shuddered, and quickly moved her buttocks to distance herself.

"Why are you afraid of me?"

The uncle looked at Iori a little depressed and said speechlessly:

"You're just a little daisy, uncle, I'm really not interested, just keep it to yourself!"

He also said that he is not an old glass!

"Go away, my sister won't let me chat with strangers!"

Iori waved his hand and leaned on the bench to take a nap.

After hearing this, the uncle's eyes suddenly glowed green, his tongue quickly licked his lips, then he rubbed his hands and said:

"Oh, you still have a sister!"

Although I am very excited about this boy being so good-looking, his sister must be even better looking!

After swallowing, the uncle continued:

"We are already related, why don't you introduce your sister to me,"

"Don't think I look bohemian, but I'm actually very dedicated!"

Hearing this, Iori opened his eyes and glanced at his uncle, raising the corners of his mouth with a contemptuous smile.

If you were single-minded, there would be no scumbags in this world!

"Hey, what do you mean by your smile? Are you looking down on me?"

"How dare I? I just want to see what a dedicated man looks like!"

"Okay, uncle, stop bragging about yourself here,"

Yawning, Iori looked away from the women's bath.

"It's getting late, you should go home and eat quickly."

"Don't go back late, the food will be cold!"

This guy is really a talkative guy. I don’t even want to chat without seeing him.

Go away quickly and let me be quiet for a while!

Iori felt a little depressed inside.

The mixed bathing failed, and I was accosted by an old glass man.

If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have said anything tonight!

After a moment, Iori opened his eyes and felt a little headache.

Why hasn't this guy left yet? Could it be that he just likes me?

Iori's scalp felt numb and his back felt a little cold.

Do you really need me to be hard on you before you are willing to leave?

That's all, that's all, this immortal won't walk, I'll walk!

The uncle who had been silent for some time saw Iori was about to leave and quickly caught him.

"Hey, don't go, uncle, I haven't teased you yet... We haven't had enough fun talking yet!"

The corners of Iori's mouth twitched,

Get your fucking hands off me. Didn't your mother teach you whether or not to kiss a man?

Patting away the uncle's calloused hands, Iori frowned, feeling a little speechless inside!

"I have nothing to talk to you about!"

After saying that, Iori left without looking back.

"Boy, we will meet again if we are destined, hahaha!"

Listening to the wild and hearty laughter, Iori's heart skipped a beat.

Hiss, is this guy an NPC, here to deliver some kind of mission?

When Iori turned around, the uncle who was lying carelessly on the bench had long disappeared.

Touching his chin, Iori felt that the uncle's lying posture just now seemed inexplicably familiar!

Could it be that Uncle Ge Youge has also traveled through time?

"Iori, why are you standing here?"

"Isn't there a bench over there? Why don't you sit down and wait for us!"

While Iori was deep in thought, Shizune and three others came out of the women's bath.

Listening to the voice, Iori quickly turned around.

Hiss, it smells so good,

Looking at the three people with flushed faces and scented bodies, Iori swallowed secretly.

The appearance of Shizune and the others immediately attracted the attention of countless animals.

Seeing Iori staring at her intently, Shizune covered her mouth and chuckled while stepping forward to hold his arm and said:

"let's go."

After coming back to his senses, Iori nodded quickly. Seeing the new Shizune, Iori immediately became happy.

......

"Who were you chatting with just now?"

On the way back, Shizune asked with a smile:

"I see you are having a good time chatting with him. Is he your friend?"

Iori shook his head,

"You didn't go into the mixed bathroom, did you?"

Seeing the smile on Shizune's face, Iori twitched the corners of her mouth and replied with a somewhat unnatural expression:

"No...no..."

"Really, you didn't lie to me?"

"Of course it's true. This is truer than real money!"

"Then why are the corners of your mouth twitching and your legs still shaking?"

After waiting for a moment, Shizune didn't hear Iori's quibbling voice, so she looked up at him curiously,

At this time, Iori suddenly shouted to Tsunade:

"Tsunade, did you see that the wretched man in front of you stole your money from many people!"

Iori's words were astonishing!

"where?"

Rubbing her fists, Tsunade gritted her teeth and said:

"It's true that we are on opposite sides of the road!"