Konoha's wealth is rolling

Chapter 31 Give Me a Breakup Fee

Hiss, are all the natives of the ninja world so cruel?

Is it true that my mother can worship heaven every minute and have unlimited power?

Iori was shocked. A single photo could cause such a tragedy. I am indeed a sinner!

In order not to let the world lose a few biological mothers!

Iori held up the photo in his hand expressionlessly, and then shouted:

"Fifty thousand yuan! Refuse to counteroffer!"

"If you can't afford it, go play with your own balls!"

"My dear, the number of out-of-print photos in my hand is limited and out of stock! First come, first served!"

Bring photos to be a gentleman!Iori's words immediately made the scene audible!

Iori's eyes swept over the silent bachelors one by one. From their faces, Iori could see the expressions of pain and struggle.

"You may think fifty thousand is expensive, but if you buy it, you will earn it!"

"Think more about those lonely and cold nights, the sad days where you can only rub yourself against the quilt tightly!"

"With it, your nightlife will no longer be boring!"

"With it, you will usher in a new life and a bright future!"

A smile appeared on Iori's lips: "Ahem, everyone, please listen to my last sentence!"

Hearing this, all the bachelors around him set their sights on him!

Iori coughed, with a tangled and struggling look on his face, and then it all turned into a long sigh.

"Hey, do you know how much I sold these photos to Nanako and the others?"

"To tell you the truth, one hundred thousand pieces!"

Hearing this, there were gasps from all around.

Iori continued with a pained expression:

"We are all men, and men understand men better, so I will bear the pain and sell it to you at a [-]% discount!"

"But you still think it's expensive. Oh, that's all. I'd better keep the money I make from those women."

"After all, they have plenty of money, and why should I care about money!"

With that said, Iori put away all the photos in his hands!

"Slow down! Little brother, don't be so anxious. 5 taels is not a small amount. Let us take a closer look before we make a decision!"

Iori sneered:

"Lao Wang's wife next door can show it to you for free, so go and have a look!"

"You can't even afford 5 taels. No wonder those women look down on you!"

Iori said angrily: "Do you know how those women slandered you?"

"They say you are short, have premature sexual intercourse, impotence, and kidney deficiency!"

"He also said... He also said that you are not men! Not only are your skills not good, but your oral skills are also rubbish!"

At this point Iori let out a long sigh:

"I originally wanted to buy you some good things so that you can take them back and practice more frequently, do more indoor exercises, and increase your self-confidence!"

"Oh, but I didn't expect that not only did you not realize my good intentions, but you actually thought I bought it too expensive!"

"Forget it! Forget it! I will never do this kind of loss-making business again in my life!"

"It's so hard to be a man. It's so hard to be a good man. It's hard to be a man during the day. It's hard to be a man at night. It's hard to be a good man!"

The disappointment in Iori's voice was all heard by the bachelors around him!

Seeing Iori about to carry the bag and walk away,

"Brother, please stay! I'll buy it!"

The man with yellow teeth said with tears in his eyes:

"How dare I live up to my brother's loyalty and courage!"

"I didn't buy the photos to masturbate...ahem...in short, I bought the photos to correct Nanako's prejudices!!"

"Isn't it just [-] yuan? It's a joke."

As he said that, he took out the banknotes from his pocket!

"Hmph! Originally, the money was going to be used to take care of Nanako's business, but now it seems that it's not necessary!"

"Yes! They have already slandered us, so there is no need for us to be so hot-tempered! I want to buy it too!"

"I want it too! It's only 5 taels, so if you round it up, it's for free! How can I be deprived of such a good thing!"

"Give me two! I want the kind without clothes!"

"I want two too! The fishnet stocking kind! The half-covering kind!"

The corner of Iori's mouth twitched. Although he had grasped the psychology of these people, he never expected that,

All these poor looking bachelors are actually very rich!

Business is booming like never before!

In the end, all the remaining photos were sold out and demand exceeded supply!

Hey, [-] yuan for a photo, am I selling it cheap again?

It seems like there is something wrong with the information I collected?

The spending power of Bilian Town makes me almost doubt whether I am a man!

Shaking his head, Iori looked at the pile of money piled in front of him!Headache!

Business was so good that there was no packaging money left!

Iori somewhat regretted her action of inciting the bachelor to buy photos!

How can I transport so much money back quietly? ?

I didn’t expect that there would be a day when I would be worried about too much money!

"Boss, do you have any more? My mother needs it too!"

"Ahem, to be honest, my grandpa agreed after seeing it!"

"Haha, my dad took one look and said he would give me my whole sister!"

"It doesn't matter if it's money or not, the main thing is that the photos suit my taste... ahem... and my taste!"

Iori shook his head helplessly: "Sorry! The photos have been purchased!"

Hearing this, countless disappointed voices suddenly sounded around!

“Nani???”

"That's it. Did you make a mistake? Why don't you prepare more photos with such high quality?"

"That's right! I just bought five different types and they're gone. It's so boring!"

"Hey! Brother, who bought five tickets earlier, I'll buy you one for [-]!"

"Haha, put your dirty money away. Am I the kind of person who is moved by money?"

"Eighty thousand! No more!"

"One hundred thousand! Every penny is a lot!"

"Eighty-five thousand, really can't be more, this is all the money I have!"

"Okay! Deal!"

"Hehehe, I want that naked apron!"

......

Iori's mouth twitched, is it really okay for you to trade like this in front of me?

These people are all old perverts and are hopeless!

Sometimes business is too good to be good, and I don’t know what to do with too much money. Iori is facing such a dilemma now!

Iori rubbed his chin and thought. Although the backpack could still hold some money, the weight was no longer something he could bear!

With my small arms and legs, I would be exhausted if I carried it back!

No, we have to find a way to take the money away!

This is your hard-earned money, you can't just throw it away here!

Just when Iori was at a loss what to do, the man with yellow teeth put away the photos and came to him.

"Hey, hey, little brother, you shouldn't be able to take away so much money, right?"

Hearing this, Iori looked at him and saw him rubbing his hands with a smile, his brows raised.

"What, are you planning to rob?"

"Hehehe, look what you said, you are the one who brings me happiness, how could I steal your money!"

"Besides, I'm a serious person. Rather than money, I want to ask you to buy some photos!"

"Ever since I saw these photos, I realized how weak and depraved I was before!"

Iori nodded with satisfaction:

"It's great that you can repent and start a new life!"

“Life is a long road, and it’s never too late to start over!”

The man with yellow teeth smiled and scratched his head, then looked at the pile of money on the ground and said:

"Little brother, although my ideological level has improved and I don't value money very much, others don't have the same awareness as me!"

"There are many people who are jealous of money, and you also know that money can make the world go round."

"Bringing so much money with you will definitely be remembered by others. Brother, I am worried about your safety!"

Iori frowned and nodded,

Having lived in two lifetimes, how could he not understand the weaknesses of human nature? In the face of money, human nature is simply worth mentioning!

"To be honest, I may look a little connotated, brother, but I am a real Chunin of Amegakure Village!"

"Look, brother, I will be your bodyguard and escort you back. How about you give me a breakup fee when the time comes?"

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