Age of Clowns

"I think most women think of men as buying a car. For example, can I drive this car for a long time?"

"Is he safe?"

"Is he reliable?"

"Will he kill me?"

"Most men see women as parking."

"For example, there is a parking space here."

"There seems to be another one over there, but actually the other side is fine too."

"Ah? You still have to spend money, so forget it..."

Under the flashing neon lights, in a bar, a neatly dressed man with a confident smile was performing a talk show on the stage. Every time he said a word, he would throw out a joke, causing the audience to burst into laughter. .

However, in the corridor on the other side of the stage, Arthur changed into a clean suit, his hair was combed extremely neatly, he was holding his manuscript in his hand, looking at himself in the mirror from time to time, looking at himself. face.

Or walking back and forth nervously from time to time, with beads of sweat on his hands. Looking at the confident figure of the actor on the stage under the TV broadcast, Arthur couldn't help but adjust his tie to make himself look more natural.

"Okay, I'm done telling my story, thank you all." The man on the stage bowed slightly, and the audience burst into applause. Under the praise, the man slowly retreated.

Seeing this scene, Arthur looked at the dim corridor beside him and plunged in. Through the faint neon lights, Arthur walked step by step behind the scenes and quietly took a look at the audience in the audience.

"Please applaud Sam Moore again." A host in a suit walked up to the stage, looked at the audience with a smile and said, and the audience burst into loud applause again.

The host smiled and waited for the applause to end, then coughed and said: "Ahem, the next comedian, he said that he has lived in Gotham City all his life, and people have often said this to him since he was a child."

"The meaning of his life is to bring laughter to this cold and dark world."

The host paused and then said: "Everyone in the audience, please welcome Arthur Frank with a round of applause!"

"Arthur Frank!" The audience burst into thunderous applause. Arthur stabilized his emotions and walked up slowly.

Arthur walked to the stage under the lights, and the lights shone on Arthur's face. He gently shook hands with the host. Arthur calmed down his emotions and looked at the audience.

"Hoo..." Arthur looked at the dense crowd under the stage, his heart was shaken, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Hahahahaha..." Arthur laughed slightly, but tried his best to restrain himself. His eyebrows were wrinkled, and there was only deep helplessness in his eyes.

"Hello everyone, I'm very happy to be here... Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." Arthur's head was like a loud bang exploding in his head, nervous, fearful, He couldn't control it anymore. He could only turn around, raised his right hand to cover his mouth tightly, and made a whimpering and low sound. There was helplessness and sadness in the corners of his eyes.

Suppressed... Arthur turned around, coughed violently, and wanted to continue performing: "I hate... cough cough! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Cough cough!!" Ya Se fiercely hammered her chest with her right hand, trying to force herself to calm down.

Finally, these behaviors played some role, and Arthur said: "When I was young, I hated going to school ... .... Hahahahahaha haha, haha. ..." Laughing loudly, he covered his mouth and nose with his right hand, as if he was suffocating...

After a long time, Arthur was finally able to suppress his laughter. He took a deep breath, looked at the audience and continued: "When I was a kid, I hated going to school, haha, but my mother always told me."

"You should enjoy your campus life, because sooner or later you will have to run for your livelihood!" Arthur said sharply.

"No way, Mom, I want to be a comedian when I grow up hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..." Arthur raised his head, and the audience all stared at Arthur in astonishment, not knowing where Arthur was. say something.

However, Arthur suddenly discovered that Taylor Swift was standing in the audience and looking at him with a smile. She also smiled and gave Arthur a round of applause.

Arthur seemed to be greatly inspired, and Arthur's right hand was instantly full of power!He raised his book and looked at Taylor Swift, wanting to give her a good performance.

Arthur opened the book seriously and flipped through it. He watched Taylor Swift calm down and said, "Here's something funny."

As if he had turned over something, Arthur said: "That day, I was thinking about something. I was walking on the road that day, thinking about why rich people..." Arthur was beaten before he finished speaking. broken.

"Yo yo..." There was a burst of boos from the audience, and Arthur made a fierce gesture to shut up.

Arthur looked towards the audience, flipping the book in his hand seriously, with a smile on his face facing the audience, but his eyes began to wander, his expression began to be in a trance, and his pupils trembled and shrank, as if there was a period of great fear. into the mind….….….….….….….….….

Then Arthur said something that made everyone laugh out loud, applaud, and say that he is a great comedian and a great stand-up comedian...