Hogwarts Scholar System
Chapter 92 The clown makes trouble
After the class was seated, Lockhart cleared his throat loudly to silence everyone.He reached for Neville Longbottom's "Walking with Trolls" and held it in his hand, showing the photo of himself winking on the cover.
"I," he pointed to his photo and winked, "Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, honorary member of the League Against Dark Arts, five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award . But I don’t talk about that, I don’t drive away all the female ghosts by smiling!”
It is true that you did not expel the female ghost by smiling, because you did not kill the female ghost at all, but you did take credit for exorcising the female ghost by relying on your charming smile, and made all readers believe it was true.
Lockhart expected everyone to smile excitedly at him, but few laughed.Everyone is too lazy to read serious textbooks, so who will take the trouble to read your boastful novel.
The students didn't show any respect, and the atmosphere was a bit cold. However, Lockhart was very thick-skinned and didn't show much strangeness on his face. He quickly changed the subject and revealed the matter.
Lockhart has really mastered his thick-skinned skills. The father of Kidd, the thief, taught his children the tricks of poker face that he already mastered without being reminded. Unfortunately, this guy is too lazy and unwilling to spend time improving himself. The level of magic power is just trying to maintain it by relying on such false lies and deception.
Lockhart did not change his slutty personality, and still prepared a short test for everyone before the official class.There were three entire pages of paper, and there were no questions to test the students' knowledge of magic. Instead, they were all about 'When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?', 'What is his ideal birthday gift?', and 'Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition. What's the boring question like that.
Are you teaching students knowledge, or are you looking for fans?
Half an hour later, Lockhart put the papers away and looked through them in front of the whole class.
Hermione seems to have some obsessive-compulsive disorder. No matter what exam it is, she always fills in all the blanks slowly.Harry and Ron filled in what they knew to deal with it, but Maple didn't write a word and directly handed in a blank paper to Professor Lockhart.
"Tsk tsk, almost no one remembers that I like lilac the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Tibetan Snowman". Some students want to read carefully "A Weekend with the Werewolf" in my book Chapter 12 made it clear that my ideal birthday gift would be for all magical and non-magical people to live in harmony, but I wouldn’t say no to a large bottle of Ogden’s Aged Fire Whiskey!”
Lockhart thought he could adjust the atmosphere and winked at the students mischievously, but he didn't know that the students didn't buy it. They were in class to learn knowledge, not to hear Lockhart brag.
Lockhart never thought about it. He thought he had carefully arranged it, but he inadvertently exposed his level in front of the students. Ron looked at him with distrust, and the other students also began to doubt Lockhart. Hart's level.
Only Hermione, who was originally quite smart, was temporarily swayed by the fans' emotional obsession, and her IQ continued to decline until she finally had to believe that Lockhart was a liar.
The smarter people are, the easier it is for them to be deceived and trapped in the mud. When they accept death, even nine cows can't pull them back. Hermione probably has this mentality at the moment.
Lockhart's classes were not as good as Quirrell's last semester. At the very least, he was reading the regular textbook "Guide to Self-Defense from Dark Forces", unlike Lockhart who shamelessly used his own novels as teaching materials.
It was obvious that what Lockhart was talking about was something so boring and without any level of magic. The other students either disapproved of it or trembled with laughter with a mocking look on their faces, but Hermione still listened attentively.When Lockhart saw that her test paper had full marks and added ten points to her, Hermione's body trembled with excitement.
"Tsk, tsk, but this Mr. Maple didn't even answer a single question. Didn't this classmate even read one of my books?" After praising Hermione, Lockhart specifically singled out Maple for criticism. Had a meal.But what he didn't expect was that not only was his criticism not recognized by the students, but they all gave Maple a thumbs up.
"I think these are boring and meaningless things. Spending half an hour writing these things will not help our magic level at all. Since you are the third-class recipient of the Order of Merlin, you should show us Your superb magic power is at least worthy of the magic hair level of your medal!" Maple stood up and said without waiting for Lockhart to call his name.I don’t want to deal with you, a liar, but you took the initiative to find trouble, so don’t blame me for being rude.
"This classmate seems to have misunderstood me," Lockhart motioned Maple to sit down and continued to say: "But since you are satisfied only if you see real spellcasting, then I will grant your wish."
As he spoke, Lockhart bent down and took out a large cage covered with a cloth from behind the podium and placed it on the table.
"Now, beware! It is my job to teach you to defend yourself against the most evil things the wizarding world has ever known! You will face the most horrific things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I'm here, you won't No harm comes to you. All I ask is that you remain calm!"
After boasting a bit, Lockhart opened the cover to reveal the Cornish elf inside.
The difference between these elves and house elves is only two words, but compared with the obedient and enslaved house elves, these elves are obviously very restless.
These little elves were livid, about eight inches tall, with small pointed faces and very shrill and shrill voices, as if they were many budgies quarreling.As soon as the cover was removed, they began to chirp, jump up and down, shake the cage bars, and make all kinds of weird faces at the people nearby.
Then Lockhart's idiot actually opened the cage and released all the elves out of Ali. These elves immediately started causing havoc in the classroom.Two of them lifted Neville up by his ears.Several others rushed out of the window and scattered broken glass in the back row of the classroom.
The elves flew around like rockets, more powerful than a rampaging rhinoceros.They grabbed ink bottles and threw them at the whole class, tore books and papers into pieces, tore off pictures on the walls, turned over waste bins, and threw schoolbags and textbooks out of broken windows.After a few minutes, half the class was hiding under the tables and Neville was swinging from the chandelier.
The situation was so serious, but Lockhart didn't take it seriously at all, and still had a relaxed smile on his face.But when he tried to subdue these elves to complete a feat of turning the tide and show off, the elves refused to cooperate with him, grabbed his wand, and threw it out of the window.
how so?I spent a lot of money!
Lockhart was about to cry, but then he saw Neville's body smashing towards him. He immediately took a breath and got under the table.
After a wave of pretense failed, his true colors were revealed. Now, except for Hermione and some other stupid guys, everyone else knew what Lockhart was.But after that, Lockhart still felt good about himself and came out to make noises everywhere.
After seeing Lockhart make a fool of himself, Maple finally took action.
I don’t know if house elves are the same species as these elves, or if they are just wild forms of house elves, but it is obvious that although house elves are enslaved, their magic is much more powerful than these elves. .
"Transformation!" Maple grabbed piles of Lockhart's textbooks that he regarded as rubbish and threw them at the elves. Then each textbook turned into a cage under Maple's transformation spell, and the An elf is trapped inside.
Hermione was originally thinking of using other spells, but when Maple made such a move, she immediately followed it unconvinced.
The two of them went back and forth, snatching the elves one by one. Maple deliberately let the situation slip and only caught five more than Hermione.
When Maple and Hermione caught all the elves, the other students gave them a round of applause.
What particularly shocked Maple and the other students was that Lockhart, a shameless man, actually showed up.He quietly went out at some point, picked up his wand, and then said at this moment: "I think you have guessed that I did it on purpose just now, just to give you a chance to practice. Look, Mr. Maple Well done with Miss Granger, I will give Gryffindor twenty points."
But now many students no longer believe his lies and sneer at his current words.On the contrary, Hermione was the smartest person in the whole grade. Judging from the eager expression on her face, she seemed to be convinced by Lockhart's words.
She is such a smart girl, but she didn't see through Lockhart's true face. It's really incredible!No wonder the term "brainless fan" was invented on the Internet in later generations. People who are caught up in crazy obsession are always so unreasonable when it comes to their admirers.
"Okay, get out of class is over!" Lockhart seemed to realize that his words were not particularly convincing, and the bell had already rang.He quickly found a step for himself, announced that get out of class was over, and quickly left the classroom.
"Wait a minute." When other students were packing their things and preparing to leave the classroom, Maple stopped them. "Don't leave in a hurry. There are no other classes in the afternoon anyway, and there is still some time before dinner. I think You can stay and practice."
"Hermione and I are the only ones who have managed to subdue these elves now. Don't you want to give it a try?" Maple said as she named Neville and said unceremoniously: "Neville, I remember I taught you about iron armor. Curse and coma spell, you did a good job at that time, why didn't you use it just now?"
"I, I forgot!" Neville's face suddenly turned red and he said a little embarrassedly.
"Okay, let's start with you!"
"There are many ways to deal with this elf. You can use the Iron Armor Curse to protect yourself, and then the Petrification Curse, the Freezing Curse, the Stunning Curse, and many other spells can deal with them." Maple said, and then cast all these spells in front of them. .
"Everything is petrified!"
"Frost freezes!"
"Collapse!"
"Hermione," Maple said to Hermione after demonstrating once more: "We can let two people practice at a time, and you and I will each take care of one. Neville is the first on my side, who on your side comes first?" "
"I," he pointed to his photo and winked, "Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, honorary member of the League Against Dark Arts, five-time winner of the Wizarding Weekly Most Charming Smile Award . But I don’t talk about that, I don’t drive away all the female ghosts by smiling!”
It is true that you did not expel the female ghost by smiling, because you did not kill the female ghost at all, but you did take credit for exorcising the female ghost by relying on your charming smile, and made all readers believe it was true.
Lockhart expected everyone to smile excitedly at him, but few laughed.Everyone is too lazy to read serious textbooks, so who will take the trouble to read your boastful novel.
The students didn't show any respect, and the atmosphere was a bit cold. However, Lockhart was very thick-skinned and didn't show much strangeness on his face. He quickly changed the subject and revealed the matter.
Lockhart has really mastered his thick-skinned skills. The father of Kidd, the thief, taught his children the tricks of poker face that he already mastered without being reminded. Unfortunately, this guy is too lazy and unwilling to spend time improving himself. The level of magic power is just trying to maintain it by relying on such false lies and deception.
Lockhart did not change his slutty personality, and still prepared a short test for everyone before the official class.There were three entire pages of paper, and there were no questions to test the students' knowledge of magic. Instead, they were all about 'When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?', 'What is his ideal birthday gift?', and 'Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition. What's the boring question like that.
Are you teaching students knowledge, or are you looking for fans?
Half an hour later, Lockhart put the papers away and looked through them in front of the whole class.
Hermione seems to have some obsessive-compulsive disorder. No matter what exam it is, she always fills in all the blanks slowly.Harry and Ron filled in what they knew to deal with it, but Maple didn't write a word and directly handed in a blank paper to Professor Lockhart.
"Tsk tsk, almost no one remembers that I like lilac the most. I mentioned it in "A Year with the Tibetan Snowman". Some students want to read carefully "A Weekend with the Werewolf" in my book Chapter 12 made it clear that my ideal birthday gift would be for all magical and non-magical people to live in harmony, but I wouldn’t say no to a large bottle of Ogden’s Aged Fire Whiskey!”
Lockhart thought he could adjust the atmosphere and winked at the students mischievously, but he didn't know that the students didn't buy it. They were in class to learn knowledge, not to hear Lockhart brag.
Lockhart never thought about it. He thought he had carefully arranged it, but he inadvertently exposed his level in front of the students. Ron looked at him with distrust, and the other students also began to doubt Lockhart. Hart's level.
Only Hermione, who was originally quite smart, was temporarily swayed by the fans' emotional obsession, and her IQ continued to decline until she finally had to believe that Lockhart was a liar.
The smarter people are, the easier it is for them to be deceived and trapped in the mud. When they accept death, even nine cows can't pull them back. Hermione probably has this mentality at the moment.
Lockhart's classes were not as good as Quirrell's last semester. At the very least, he was reading the regular textbook "Guide to Self-Defense from Dark Forces", unlike Lockhart who shamelessly used his own novels as teaching materials.
It was obvious that what Lockhart was talking about was something so boring and without any level of magic. The other students either disapproved of it or trembled with laughter with a mocking look on their faces, but Hermione still listened attentively.When Lockhart saw that her test paper had full marks and added ten points to her, Hermione's body trembled with excitement.
"Tsk, tsk, but this Mr. Maple didn't even answer a single question. Didn't this classmate even read one of my books?" After praising Hermione, Lockhart specifically singled out Maple for criticism. Had a meal.But what he didn't expect was that not only was his criticism not recognized by the students, but they all gave Maple a thumbs up.
"I think these are boring and meaningless things. Spending half an hour writing these things will not help our magic level at all. Since you are the third-class recipient of the Order of Merlin, you should show us Your superb magic power is at least worthy of the magic hair level of your medal!" Maple stood up and said without waiting for Lockhart to call his name.I don’t want to deal with you, a liar, but you took the initiative to find trouble, so don’t blame me for being rude.
"This classmate seems to have misunderstood me," Lockhart motioned Maple to sit down and continued to say: "But since you are satisfied only if you see real spellcasting, then I will grant your wish."
As he spoke, Lockhart bent down and took out a large cage covered with a cloth from behind the podium and placed it on the table.
"Now, beware! It is my job to teach you to defend yourself against the most evil things the wizarding world has ever known! You will face the most horrific things in this classroom. But remember, as long as I'm here, you won't No harm comes to you. All I ask is that you remain calm!"
After boasting a bit, Lockhart opened the cover to reveal the Cornish elf inside.
The difference between these elves and house elves is only two words, but compared with the obedient and enslaved house elves, these elves are obviously very restless.
These little elves were livid, about eight inches tall, with small pointed faces and very shrill and shrill voices, as if they were many budgies quarreling.As soon as the cover was removed, they began to chirp, jump up and down, shake the cage bars, and make all kinds of weird faces at the people nearby.
Then Lockhart's idiot actually opened the cage and released all the elves out of Ali. These elves immediately started causing havoc in the classroom.Two of them lifted Neville up by his ears.Several others rushed out of the window and scattered broken glass in the back row of the classroom.
The elves flew around like rockets, more powerful than a rampaging rhinoceros.They grabbed ink bottles and threw them at the whole class, tore books and papers into pieces, tore off pictures on the walls, turned over waste bins, and threw schoolbags and textbooks out of broken windows.After a few minutes, half the class was hiding under the tables and Neville was swinging from the chandelier.
The situation was so serious, but Lockhart didn't take it seriously at all, and still had a relaxed smile on his face.But when he tried to subdue these elves to complete a feat of turning the tide and show off, the elves refused to cooperate with him, grabbed his wand, and threw it out of the window.
how so?I spent a lot of money!
Lockhart was about to cry, but then he saw Neville's body smashing towards him. He immediately took a breath and got under the table.
After a wave of pretense failed, his true colors were revealed. Now, except for Hermione and some other stupid guys, everyone else knew what Lockhart was.But after that, Lockhart still felt good about himself and came out to make noises everywhere.
After seeing Lockhart make a fool of himself, Maple finally took action.
I don’t know if house elves are the same species as these elves, or if they are just wild forms of house elves, but it is obvious that although house elves are enslaved, their magic is much more powerful than these elves. .
"Transformation!" Maple grabbed piles of Lockhart's textbooks that he regarded as rubbish and threw them at the elves. Then each textbook turned into a cage under Maple's transformation spell, and the An elf is trapped inside.
Hermione was originally thinking of using other spells, but when Maple made such a move, she immediately followed it unconvinced.
The two of them went back and forth, snatching the elves one by one. Maple deliberately let the situation slip and only caught five more than Hermione.
When Maple and Hermione caught all the elves, the other students gave them a round of applause.
What particularly shocked Maple and the other students was that Lockhart, a shameless man, actually showed up.He quietly went out at some point, picked up his wand, and then said at this moment: "I think you have guessed that I did it on purpose just now, just to give you a chance to practice. Look, Mr. Maple Well done with Miss Granger, I will give Gryffindor twenty points."
But now many students no longer believe his lies and sneer at his current words.On the contrary, Hermione was the smartest person in the whole grade. Judging from the eager expression on her face, she seemed to be convinced by Lockhart's words.
She is such a smart girl, but she didn't see through Lockhart's true face. It's really incredible!No wonder the term "brainless fan" was invented on the Internet in later generations. People who are caught up in crazy obsession are always so unreasonable when it comes to their admirers.
"Okay, get out of class is over!" Lockhart seemed to realize that his words were not particularly convincing, and the bell had already rang.He quickly found a step for himself, announced that get out of class was over, and quickly left the classroom.
"Wait a minute." When other students were packing their things and preparing to leave the classroom, Maple stopped them. "Don't leave in a hurry. There are no other classes in the afternoon anyway, and there is still some time before dinner. I think You can stay and practice."
"Hermione and I are the only ones who have managed to subdue these elves now. Don't you want to give it a try?" Maple said as she named Neville and said unceremoniously: "Neville, I remember I taught you about iron armor. Curse and coma spell, you did a good job at that time, why didn't you use it just now?"
"I, I forgot!" Neville's face suddenly turned red and he said a little embarrassedly.
"Okay, let's start with you!"
"There are many ways to deal with this elf. You can use the Iron Armor Curse to protect yourself, and then the Petrification Curse, the Freezing Curse, the Stunning Curse, and many other spells can deal with them." Maple said, and then cast all these spells in front of them. .
"Everything is petrified!"
"Frost freezes!"
"Collapse!"
"Hermione," Maple said to Hermione after demonstrating once more: "We can let two people practice at a time, and you and I will each take care of one. Neville is the first on my side, who on your side comes first?" "
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