Naruto: I came from the moon

'bang'

A soft sound of white smoke flashed past, and a graceful and talented girl named D.va appeared. Only the white smoke obscured the appearance. The key was the charming eyes in three places, which looked at the crowd and gasped. Blow them a kiss——biu~

Jiraiya, Kakashi and Tenzo immediately straightened their bodies, their cheeks were flushed, their eyes were wide open, their bloodshot eyes were ferocious, and they were hemming and hawing, which proved that they were still alive.

Well, the results are good and it seems they are very satisfied with it, but...

"This is so disrespectful. This is a ninjutsu!"

Yuhi Kurenai, with a cheerful personality who was a little embarrassed but didn't say anything, got angry and squeezed her fists loudly, making a crunching sound, as if she jumped up and punched her.

Kanna quickly untied it, really worried that this boy's temper would make Anko come up and hammer him. There was some regret in the eyes of Jiraiya, Kakashi and Tenzo.

Although Kanna has unlocked the seduction technique, how can he make things easier for you, Anko? Yu Youkanna formed the seal again and made two "bang bang" sounds, then separated two clones to surround Anko and then formed the seal at the same time.

"The art of seducing beautiful men!"

With a special effect sound of "Boom!", three handsome men wearing only boxers transformed into each other. One of them was based on Jiraiya, but he was younger and more handsome. He had a muscular body and winked with peach blossom eyes. Holding a red rose.

A person based on Kakashi, except for the left eye covered, has a handsome face and a somewhat aloof body, with his right hand on his waist. A handsome man based on Tenzo, with long hair and a face as delicate as a girl's, with flushed cheeks and a shy look of holding his hands in front of him.

Yuhi Hong was a little better. After all, there were girls here. Many people's cheeks were flushed and they turned sideways to cover their faces with their hands. Hong Dou, on the other hand, stared back and forth between the three beauties as if there was no one else around, with a look of nymphomaniac on his face, and then his nose started to bleed.

They were still speechless at first, but when the three of them saw Anko's appearance, they immediately stopped Anko and pulled Kanna's body and clone.

"Cough cough..."

"Enough is enough..."

"low profile……"

The three people who saw Hongdou being seduced by their appearance were still a little proud.

The three of them immediately forced Kanna to release the seduction spell. And Yuhi Hong quickly pulled Anko's mouth and shouted, "Be careful about your image." ’ and then wiped her nosebleed.

Yuhi Hong and Anko, who had been making a fuss for a long time, looked at Kannashi with eyes that were a little disgusting, not expecting him to be a legendary character, and a little unexpected. Kanna, on the other hand, had a look of despair.

"What's wrong, don't you want to go to Konoha?" Jiraiya asked in confusion.

"Oh no, I can't take Shizune-chan with me!"

Hearing this, Jiraiya opened his mouth for a long time, not knowing what to say.

"Oh, as you said, I'm not young anymore. I'm in a good relationship with Shizune-chan right now. It's time to get married and have children in a few years. Why is Tsunade-sensei so unwelcoming?"

The few people who had finished speaking were all looked at Kannashi with a violent look. After all, the evil spirit came from them. Except for Tenzou, they were all in their twenties, and there was also Jiraiya, who was single, and Bengosei. .

"This is all your fault!"

When no one responded, Kanna said to Jiraiya.

"well??"

Jiraiya looked confused and rubbed his head.

"You said that you and Tsunade-sensei are almost 50 years old. Why haven't you captured Tsunade-sensei? How come you have no future at all? You have been chasing her for more than 40 years and you are showing this to others?

Just because you are incompetent, Ms. Tsunade, a leftover girl who doesn’t understand love, keeps breaking up Shizune-chan and me. Alas, you are ordinary, you are not willing to take responsibility, are you? When the time comes, she is still ready to take care of the children for you? Look where you have been all these years. "

Kanna, Balabala, was scolding Jiraiya. You said no one would help, just forget it. You have been helping him for seven or eight years, and Kanna looked like this, and he was very angry.

Jiraiya was embarrassed by Kanna's words and hesitated for a long time.

"I'm telling you, it's best for girls to have children between the ages of twenty-two and twenty-eight. If you're over fifty, it's very difficult to have children. Even those who can have children will be in even greater danger. You have to think carefully about it later. I will prepare some medicine for you. You know what kind of strength you have!

If you can't make up your mind, think about it. The Sannin belongs to another person. Although he is very indifferent to the relationship between men and women, you also know what kind of person he is. If Tsunade-sensei cannot get married and have children in the future, there is no telling what he will do in a certain way. Find some ways to give Tsunade-sensei a child.

After all, he does whatever he wants and never cares about what others think. Yes, I know. Yes, he seems to have a plan to use his own genes to cultivate a child of his own.

Think about it, even if he and Tsunade-sensei don't have good tempers, what if one day a child with the blood of Tsunade-sensei and him appears? "

Kanna, he was talking about inducements and threats. Thinking about it, Kanna thinks that he is not talking big, right?

Kakashi and the others had a vague look on their faces as they listened to the gossip, and they were a little excited. They didn't expect the seniors to be so bloody!

Watching Jiraiya's face turn black and white, Kanna opened his mouth and prepared to increase his intensity, but...

"Boom~"

There was a loud noise and a big hole was broken in the roof. Tsunade looked at the two of them with an evil look on her face and eyes that were spitting fire.

Kanna was so frightened that he immediately knelt down as quickly as lightning and then changed his face to look aggrieved. Anyway, Teacher Tsunade loved him and hoped that she would hit her a little softer this time.

When Jiraiya saw Kanna's movements, he immediately followed him and his expression was on his face. Who am I to be a little confused? where am I? What am I doing? I was a little confused about what I was doing by kneeling down.

"Tsunade-sama, please be more tolerant..."

Shizune hurriedly came down after Tsunade. Unfortunately, Tsunade who hadn't finished her words yelled, "Punch me in the face!"

Kanna had no choice but to protect the rest of his face, it didn't matter. Next to them, Kakashi and others were dumbfounded, looking at this brutal scene, and their footsteps moved slowly back unnaturally.

Kanna really wanted to run away, but after all, he had a disciple who behaved inappropriately and could only default to bad luck.

Fortunately, Jiraiya hadn't lost his mind yet. Shizune tried her best to stop Tsunade, and in a little time, she grabbed Kanna and ran away with a teleportation technique.

"Baga Shizune, let me go. Today I will beat these two bastards to death."

She originally asked Kanna to go to Konoha, but she was reluctant to arrange to take Shizune for a walk in the morning when Jiraiya came to pick her up yesterday. After thinking about it, she came back to take a look.

Although she didn't notice Kanna's habit of disappearing for a few days, it was the second time in several years that she was separated from Kanna when she was sent to Konoha.

Then Kanna's words made her so angry that she immediately slapped him down.

……

Kanna, who was sitting in the car, was rubbing his painful chest while complaining about Jiraiya.

The beating was even worse because Jiraiya didn't know how to reply. Kanna said it was because of your nonsense that I was beaten. However, these words made Jiraiya look at Kanna with great joy. Jiraiya's, oh, it's all a mixed bag of fate.

Kanna is dead, so what kind of medicine should be prepared for Jiraiya? The only way is to give Jiraiya a few words. Jiraiya never cared too much about other people's feelings, but he also knew that Tsunade was obsessed with him, so he didn't get too involved in Tsunade's heart.

He would not try his best to disguise himself like a normal relationship between a man and a woman, shaping himself well to attract the other person. His prodigal son, Jiraiya, had never disguised himself in front of Tsunade.

Although this feeling is pure and sincere, it's a pity that it didn't attract Tsunade when she was young. She was kidnapped by Kato Dan, and Naoki and Kato Dan are dead. is a constant evasion of practice. In fact, in Kanna's opinion, there is a missing person between the two.

However, it seems that Tsunade-sensei has to take the initiative like in the original work. If Sora doesn't do the ideological work for her, it will be better to save Jiraiya then.

Seeing that Kakashi behaved himself, Kanna who was driving the car drove him away with a pained look on his face. After that, Jiraiya, who was in charge of the car, couldn't stop him and had to quickly put on his seat belt.

Kanna has been a racing madman for a long time, and only Shizune believes in him. Jiraiya can be scared to death. Alas, young people are impetuous, so he is ready to channel a toad to save lives at any time.

Jiraiya asked Kakashi and others to operate. Some were stunned for a moment, but they understood the next moment.

The car can be used as a car by Kakashi, the current second-in-command in transportation in Konoha, so it naturally has good performance.

Kanna immediately turned on the maximum power and made a 'whoosh~' sound, and the car flew away like an arrow coming off its strings. Kanna in the car took out a stereo, turned the song to the loudest, and then played it for the shrimp catcher.

Since Kanna likes racing, he naturally uses this song every time he gets involved in racing.

"Looking at you walking into the night, bathed in the bright moonlight..."

The passion is surging all the way, the subwoofer is following as fast as lightning, the car gives people a feeling of speed, it is not too exciting, and the car owners are looking at each other when they meet along the way. There was Jiraiya, whose sinister eyes were looking at the road ahead more intently than Kanna.

While Yuhi Kurenai was also frightened, Anko cheered as she had chosen the wrong gender. Kakashi is also relatively calm, in line with his steady character. It would be nice if the three magatama in his left eye were not exposed.