Naruto: I came from the moon

"Ahem, okay, okay, okay, God, no kidding, come, come, come, sit, sit, boss~ some more meatballs!"

Seeing that the atmosphere was not right, Sarutobi Asuma immediately interrupted.

With Asma re-energizing the atmosphere, Youcai barely made a transition. Gangzi and Iron suddenly looked at the meatballs in their hands like chewing wax, and the two people so close to each other no longer dared to look at each other, whether they meant it or not. Unintentionally separated a little.

Asuma naturally brought up the recent viral incident in the Kingdom of Water and talked about it to re-energize the atmosphere.

But looking at him smoking heavily, some people looked at him speechlessly.

"Did that, hey, did it affect you? Kanna, I'm sorry. I took one more puff and pinched it."

After seeing Kanna's eyes, Asuma took a deep breath.

"Oh, you deserve to be single!"

Kanna glanced at him, then at Yuhi Kurenai and sighed.

Kanna's actions made Asuma blush immediately, Yuhi Kurenai also became a little nervous, and everyone in the store looked at the two of them. The meaning was obvious.

"Hey hey, I'm done with it, I'm done with it!"

Asma immediately stubbed out the cigarette butt and threw it away.It's a pity that Kanna, who wanted to make trouble, would let him go?

"Oh, no, men can be immature or sloppy, but there are issues about whether to smoke or not. But there are no rules. What do you think is wrong with our sister Hong? You don't always accompany her every day and go out to hang out.

Even if you go out and hang out, you are hanging out with a man. What does that mean? We practiced a loving hand together to help you and me. Please ask Brother Asma to help you and I have a man. Isn’t it a monk? "

Kanna's words instantly made Asuma turn pale, and everyone in the store focused their attention on him, looking at him in shock.

Asuma subconsciously turned around to see Kurenai Yuhi with an unbelievable look on her face, and something heartbreaking sounded in her left chest.

"No, no, there is that, there is that, come to welcome Thousand Hands Kill, there is no, that...this..."

Poor Asuma, although he came from a high level, had a broad vision, and had a lot of experience, but when he saw Yuhi Kurenai's eyes, he panicked and hesitated for a long time, not knowing what to do.

"Are you here to cause trouble today? Huh?"

Also, Anko's reaction was almost gone for a moment. She held up Kanna's sleeves and asked with a fierce look on her face. Asuma breathed a sigh of relief and immediately wiped the sweat from his forehead. He felt Yuhi Kurenai next to him. The gaze that had been staring at him made him unable to move, and he no longer had the courage to even look back.

"What are you talking about? Sister Hongdou will come and eat meatballs if you have me!"

"I think you're a kid. If you don't turn around after a beating, I'll tell Shizune about the matter and see if he can deal with you!"

"Stop shaking it and let me eat some meatballs. In the worst case, how about I turn into a naked Kakashi and show you?"

'Pfft~'

Shenyue Izumo, who was about to drink a glass of water to calm his shock, spewed out immediately after hearing this sentence.

"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Looking at the startled Anko, Kamizuki Izumo chatted with him and stared at Anko with a pleading look on his face. Did he expect Anko to be so good? But Kakashi is indeed the most prestigious of his generation.

Anko looked at everyone with 'oh~' looks on their faces, which made her feel a little uncomfortable. Kanna immediately formed a seal when she was distracted.

"The art of multiple shadow clones"

'Bang bang bang~'

A dozen shadow clones appeared around Anko. When Anko saw this situation, he immediately prepared to stop Kanna and shouted:

"stop!"

Then one step too late.

"Sex Seduction Technique·Reverse Harem Technique!"

"Boom~" A special effect sound sounded, and a dozen "Kakashi" and "Tenzo" in boxer briefs appeared in front of Anko.

After a few breaths, Kanna canceled the technique and curled his lips.

"You said you shouldn't fall down. You're very honest. You know that Kakashi and I have a good relationship. Do you want me to help you connect the dots? Tenzo is fine too. Which one do you like?"

Looking at Anko who was wiping her saliva and nosebleeds with her head down, she said with a strange look.

Except for Yuhi Kurenai, everyone in the store was shocked when they looked at Anko. It turned out that Anko...

"Go away and stop talking nonsense."

Anko immediately retorted that she really liked Kakashi. She had a straightforward personality and really liked handsome men, so it was difficult to hide the perfect faces and perfect bodies of 'Kakashi' and 'Tenzo'. How can I resist my figure?

Anko, who felt that she was embarrassed, hit Kanna on the head with a hammer and dragged him away.

Everyone in the store was relieved when they saw the two people leaving. The two ancestors finally left.

Only, in the moonlight, Hayate saw Uzumaki Xiyan quietly turning her head and wiping the slowly flowing nosebleed with a tissue, her face suddenly turned pale, and the meatballs in her mouth no longer smelled good.

'Pfft~'

On the contrary, Yuhi Hong laughed.

"Hehe, it's just that I got angry."

Uoyuki Xi's face turned bright as she spoke, and everyone suddenly had expressions of "I understand" on their faces. Tuliu Hayafeng yelled in his heart that he was at odds with a certain white-haired fifty-fifty-year-old, and Tenzo was still the same woman. Stunned, Kakashi and Kakashi from Adofu Street sneezed several times at the same time and looked at each other in confusion.

……

As for Kanna, under Anko’s showoff, he saw her driving a sports car out of Konoha and started racing all the way. The subwoofer was playing all the way to catch shrimps. Kanna was very pleased with Anko’s condition, but it seemed that he didn’t have any problems. What a waste of publicity.

I also know here that the subwoofer that Anko touched has been released, and there are several songs that are particularly popular. In addition to the Naruto song that Kanna excerpted from the original song - Sorrow and Sadness, White Reflection and Loneliness and Suitability. Gradually word spread that Youshenwuye was a little singer.

Kanna touched his chin and realized that he would have to play some more Hokage songs in the future.

"I have been studying a piece of music recently and I will sing it to you later."

Kanna mentioned that he was going to sing the beautiful song "Blue Bird" to Anko.

"Huh? Huh? Really? Does it sound good? No, is it as suitable for racing as this song?"

Shenwu heard the words and was too lazy to pay attention to her. She was already poisoned and did not need treatment.

……

And in these days when Kanna was leisurely, Konoha received a piece of heavy news - the Hyuga clan was separated.

In the ninja world, no, the big news is really shocking in Konoha. Kanna listened casually and ignored it. After all, Hinata and Hinatsu mentioned this to him at that time, and he supported it.

Things like this happened a month ago. I don’t know why the atmosphere in the Hyuga clan became tense. Even Hyuga Hinata and Hyuga Neji stopped coming to the ninja school. Everyone in Konoha who had some consciousness knew that something was wrong with the Hyuga clan.

And today there is news that two clan elders of the Hyuga clan left with their own group of people because of differences with the clan leader, Hyuga Hizashi.

Countless people who got the news looked at this situation in confusion. What's going on? Can the Hyuga clan be separated? What about the honor they hold for themselves? Aren't they...caged birds?

Compared to the confused crowd and those who were still speculating, Hiruzen Sarutobi and Danzo looked at the documents handed over by Hinata and Hiashi with livid faces.

The document was very simple, because the two clan elders disagreed with him and divided the members of the Hyuga clan. From then on, he, Hyuga Hizatsu, represented the Hyuga clan and announced that the Hyuga clan no longer belonged to these people.

When Sarutobi Hiruzen and others saw the news, they felt a suffocation stuck in their throats. Hinata and Hinata's behavior was so bad. You really thought we didn't know about your caged bird. What's going on? Although you may not be able to do anything with the two clan elders, is there really nothing you can do with the group of separated families they left? Are they really like caged birds on their foreheads, decorations?

And most importantly, according to reports from ANBU spies, the Hyuga clan led by two clans were personally picked up by the Fourth Raikage Ai and the Third Tsuchikage Onoki respectively.

For a moment, Sarutobi Hiruzen's face was so gloomy that to be honest, he wanted Danzo to take the root and cut them off.

Just thinking about it, first of all, there are most things about the Hyuga clan that they have no control over. After all, the Hyuga clan has never worked in Konoha. Is it a betrayal? There is almost no one who is worried about leaking Konoha secrets. There is this. The topic is not established.

Although the Hyuga clan is happy to see the division of their families, can't you give one to me, Sarutobi Hiruzen, and one to Shimura Danzo? No matter how bad it is, it's okay to give it to Kanna. With them, he is the only Tsuki-nin left.

However, neither of these two people ran to Kumogakure and Iwagakure. What if the vegetarian faced them one day and the other party also rolled his eyes at them? How could the battle be fought then?

Even Danzo Shimura had a headache when he saw this information. He could only hope that one day they would choke to death after drinking water. After all, he didn't want to eliminate these dangers. He didn't say whether there was a reason or not. Even if he went to do things secretly, I'm afraid he wouldn't. So cool!

Even if, now they don't even dare to take action to beat Hinata and Hinata. After all, Hinata and Hinata are hidden very deep. If they can't catch his little tail, some people will turn their eyes at him. He is a vegetarian and has an excellent IQ. But no, those Uchiha fools.

It can be said that the Hyuga and Hyuzu's tricks are ruthless and loss-making. It is just a trivial reputation. When the three Hyuga clans are separated into three places, it doesn't matter which one the Hyuga clan has, as long as they don't do anything to make people angry. If there is something, it won't be a disaster.

After all, if you offend someone in one place, you still have to worry about the revenge of clan members in other places. The Hyuga clan is currently the strongest clan in the ninja world, and with their Byakugan function, it is foreseeable that the Raikage and Tsuchikage will offer them up. When the time comes, I want to target them, but even if I think about it, it is impossible. After all, the ninjas in the Ninja Village are not stupid. They have white eyes, teammates, and smiles.