Naruto Resurrection

Lin Zhi: He just wants to do something big, but he is just a scholar and has traveled thousands of miles to achieve fame. How easy is it?

Riori Ichikawa: Where did you find your path to fame?

Lin Zhi: At this time, he met a woman named Guanyin.

Riori Ichikawa: Hey, Guanyin is in the same alley as you?

Lin Zhi: Guanyin told Monk Tang that you have to ask your friends and brothers for help.So I introduced him to a large family. The old man in that family had once been the prime minister. There was a young lady in the family named Miss Bai Gujing. She was now the daughter of a high-ranking official.

Ichikawa Riori: Wait a minute, wait a minute.Is this "Journey to the West"?

Lin Zhi: How about "Journey to the West"?This Tang Monk and the Bone Demon fell in love at first sight, but the Bai family had a strict upbringing, and Miss Bai was arranged by her parents to be married to another high-ranking cadre's son named Zheng, Zheng Keshuang?

Ichikawa Riori: No, just Zheng is fine, otherwise we should go to "The Deer and the Cauldron" again.

Lin Zhi: Yes, that's "The Deer and the Cauldron". I've been reading a lot of history books about this and that lately, and there's been some confusion.

Riori Ichikawa: Yes, "The West Chamber" and "Journey to the West" are just one word apart.

Lin Zhi: There is no choice. The two of them can only make a private life. In order to let Tang Seng go on the journey with peace of mind, Miss Bai asked Guanyin to find three servants for Tang Seng, Wukong, Wuneng, Wujing, a bodyguard, a book boy, and a cook. The three of them kept Tang Monk and went to the West.Unexpectedly, after Tang Monk Xitian returned home with great success and fame, he despised Miss Bai. Why was this man so fucked up in ancient times?

Ichikawa Riori: Why do you say that?

Lin Zhi: For his own benefit, Tang Monk asked his bodyguard Wukong to beat up the Bone Demon. Just beat him. He beat him three times before it was over. He was really nothing.

Ichikawa Riori: You can still go back.

Lin Zhi: Everyone is very sympathetic to the girl Bai Gujing. Some people wrote "Journey to the West" to warn young people to be single-minded in their feelings, not to dislike the poor and love the rich. It has profound educational significance among the people. It is widely spread that some older women, following the example of the Guanyin women who provide matchmaking, gradually started to work as matchmakers, commonly known as matchmakers.

Riori Ichikawa: What do people say if the research is detailed enough?

Lin Zhi: Everyone on the crew was dumbfounded. They looked at me with admiration and said one word after a long time: Get out!

Ichikawa Riori: Still polite.

Lin Zhi: Did I say that I was confused?Being more knowledgeable is not always a good thing.

Ichikawa Riori: Oh, don’t be discouraged. It’s not easy to have this knowledge.

Lin Zhi: I think so too. If I don’t have the same knowledge as them, “Journey to the West” is so awesome. It doesn’t have a sentence: There are no masters here, there will be descendants.

Ichikawa Riori: What kind of poetry is this?

Lin Zhi: I will continue to look for him. Yes, I will act in "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

Riori Ichikawa: Oh, you are no stranger to the Three Kingdoms.

Lin Zhi: It’s so familiar that I can recite it like a stream.The Three Kingdoms, Wei, Shu and Wu, Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Quan, Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang, the three sworn brothers in Taoyuan, the three heroes fighting Lu Bu, passing five passes and killing six generals, borrowing the east wind, borrowing arrows from thatched boats, burning Red Cliff...

Ichikawa Riori: I caught up with you once and didn’t say you were cheating.

Lin Zhi: I brought the little book with me. Hehe, I have to remember the lesson from last time. Let’s see if he can still stun me this time.

Riori Ichikawa: Who is surrounding whom?

Lin Zhi: I went to the set of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" and saw, oh, there are quite a few actors in it, all handsome men and beauties. Look, eh, eh, Lu Yi, eh, eh, Ruby Lin...

Riori Ichikawa: Are you also chasing stars?

Lin Zhi: Nonsense, have you ever seen a pig run after eating pork? If they are allowed to chase, then I will be allowed to chase.But I didn’t bring a small notebook with me either, so I couldn’t bear to take out the little book.

Ichikawa Riori: I can’t afford this shame.

Lin Zhi: I had an idea and Danglanglang took off the plastic suit I was wearing.

Ichikawa Riori: Oh, this suit is really wearable.

Lin Zhi: When talking about business, you have to be careful.As soon as I took off my suit, my delicate body was exposed underneath.

Riori Ichikawa: Shirtless and wearing a suit?

Lin Zhi: It’s not all naked. I also drew a flesh-colored tie under my neck.

Ichikawa Riori: Can you find the flesh-colored one?

Lin Zhi: I ask celebrities to sign autographs for me, just on their ties.I came over, lifted up my tie, come on, sign this.

Ichikawa Riori: Let me see how you flirt.

Lin Zhi: When I get excited, I forget about this.Yes, this tie is painted on, and it will be flesh when you draw it. It will probably hurt, right?

Ichikawa Riori: I’m still afraid of the pain.

Lin Zhi: Just when I was hesitating, two strong men wearing sunglasses came and helped me out.

Ichikawa Riori: We are all used to you being supported.

Lin Zhi: "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is out of business, so I will rely on this tie.I burned it when I got home, which was bad luck.

Ichikawa Riori: Are you afraid of burning the breast meat?

Lin Zhi: I don’t believe that good things come in a long way. There are still two more of the Four Great Classics. I will never give up.I want to realize my dream, the ghost of Brother Dejin has been calling me.

Ichikawa Riori: Hey, you have to understand it too.

Lin Zhi: For the third time, I went to the set of "Water Margin".

Riori Ichikawa: Are the four major masterpieces still being filmed together?

Lin Zhi: It has to be filmed. You don’t understand this. If the Four Great Classics are not filmed, they will become part of the family. Haven’t you heard that the Dragon Boat Festival and traditional Chinese medicine were used by a certain country to apply for world cultural heritage?There are also the four great inventions and so on, and everyone is thinking about them. What a sin if we don’t protect the things passed down from our ancestors.

Ichikawa Riori: I get angry just listening to it.

Lin Zhi: No, in a few years, young people will listen to foreign language cross talk and foreign language alleviation. Where will we put our faces?Those grandsons can't do anything. Today they say that Emperors Yan and Huang were from a certain country, that Confucius and Li Shizhen were from a certain country, and that Chinese characters were created by people from a certain country. I wonder if one day they will say that Cao Xueqin is from a certain country, and Zhuge Kongming is from a certain country. Island people.

Ichikawa Riori: Yes, I’m so brave to compete with you.

Lin Zhi: Go.I am a Chinese in life, and a dead Chinese in death.Never allow family heirlooms to be stolen by outsiders.

Ichikawa Riori: This awareness is okay.

Lin Zhi: I went to find the investors of "Water Margin" and they agreed with my point of view and were very moved.Oh, Mr. Lin, it’s rare to see someone as patriotic and respectful of traditional culture and art as you are.

Ichikawa Riori: How about listening to crosstalk and being patriotic?

Lin Zhi: I said, wherever, I just want to do my little bit.You can act in whatever you can, and you can act in whatever you are given. I don’t choose.

Ichikawa Riori: It’s better to be low-key.

Lin Zhi: The other party was moved by my noble sentiments and said, "Water Margin" has one hundred and eight generals, I can choose them as they please.

Ichikawa Riori: That’s good.

Lin Zhi: Let me pick again?We have learned a lesson from this matter.I can't do anything stupid anymore.

Riori Ichikawa: Think about it carefully.

Lin Zhi: One hundred and eight generals, I am not calm enough to play Song Jiang, my figure is not good to play Wu Song, my appearance to play Lu Zhishen is okay but I can’t lift the big shovel, I have double eyelids to play Wu Yong, and I don’t have that style to play Lu Junyi... …

Riori Ichikawa: It’s hard to find someone with the right appearance and temperament.

Lin Zhi: We discussed back and forth and spent the whole afternoon, and finally decided to give me an important role. Both in terms of temperament, appearance and performance, it suits me very well, and I am very satisfied.

Riori Ichikawa: Which hero?

Lin Zhi: I immediately started to get into the role. I first tried on the costume, then got the lines, and then walked on stage with the others.

Riori Ichikawa: Walking on the stage, singing in a big show, or doing a fashion show?

Lin Zhi: It’s just that everyone plays the role together and feels it.

Riori Ichikawa: It’s called auditioning and walking out.

Lin Zhi: Oh, it’s so fun.My co-star is a beautiful girl, with that figure, tsk tsk tsk...

Riori Ichikawa: How do you match the role?

Lin Zhi: The scene was like this. She was burning incense in a temple. I happened to pass by. Seeing her depressed look, I became chivalrous and went up to comfort her. After that, I invited her to a restaurant. We drank tea and talked, had fun and relaxed. Gradually, this girl felt grateful to me and confided in me. It turned out that her emotional world had suffered setbacks. Her boyfriend was devoted to his career and made a group of friends from all walks of life. He was out and about all day long. mix.Not only did he ignore her, but he also sent a maid to monitor her. Having lost her personal freedom and emotional support, she could only pray to the Bodhisattva to bless someone to save her from the fire and water...

Ichikawa Riori: Why haven’t I heard of such a section?

Lin Zhi: Not to mention the four major classics, we should also keep pace with the times.Later, I felt pity for her, so I planned a drama with a few friends to make her boyfriend fall out of favor in the officialdom. I thought that this way her boyfriend would come back to her, and she didn't want him to be unrepentant and gather a group of gangsters to cause trouble. Finally he was caught by the government.The little girl was very sad, and I was the only one who comforted her. The two of them gradually fell in love, and we were as sweet as honey. We thought we could live a happy life in the future, but we never imagined that the bastard was in jail, drinking and fighting, and burning down the grain depot. The girl was implicated in the death penalty.

Ichikawa Riori: Wait, it doesn’t sound right.

Lin Zhi: After I finished speaking, later on, the girl was burdened by traditional moral concepts. In order not to implicate me, she committed suicide.As for me, I have embarked on a long road to fight against the gangster feudal forces, and I am exhausted. This story is so touching.

Riori Ichikawa: The hero you play is named Gao?

Lin Zhi: Yes, yes, my surname is Gao.You got it, right?

Ichikawa Riori: Called Gao Yanai?The gangster you mentioned is called Lin Chong?

Lin Zhi: Yes, he is this gangster, a martial artist and a rough guy.

Riori Ichikawa: I admire your understanding.

Lin Zhi: You said the same about me. Everyone at the scene was shocked by my acting skills.

Ichikawa Riori: I can’t help but be surprised.

Lin Zhi: Later, the director couldn't stand it anymore, so he came over and gave them a lecture. The director was a bully, just like scolding his grandson.Let them learn from me, what is cultural heritage, hehe.

Riori Ichikawa: How did the director train them?

Lin Zhi: The director said, whoever found this master wanted to kill him.

Ichikawa Riori: No one can accept it.

Lin Zhi: Could it be that my acting skills have reached the point where people and gods are angry?This is talent.

Riori Ichikawa: Being shameless is your talent.

Lin Zhi: I later found out that I was playing a negative role, and that girl didn’t want to be nice to me at all. Before, they said, you just need to act true to yourself. Heroes have a hard time being beautiful, so why do you show off when you see a beautiful girl? Isn’t my rogue character revealed?

Ichikawa Riori: Yes, even a gangster can’t play the role.

Lin Zhi: The ancients said that if heaven entrusts me with a great responsibility, I will suffer from hardship.I'm so miserable!Teacher Yu Qian, what do you think I should do?

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sp; Ichikawa Riori: Haha, it’s good to base your own pain on the happiness of others!

Lin Zhi: Can I just go back to the old ways of the underworld?

Ichikawa Riori: There is nothing wrong with being a gangster, just eating rice dumplings and spreading pancakes.

Lin Zhi: I went home and had a drink with my brother. His words restored my confidence.

Ichikawa Riori: Your brother?

Lin Zhi: My brother said, brother, I’m not talking about you, your setback is nothing at all. I think back then, I was a boss of a company, and a group of brothers under me worked hard all over the world, starting from Beijing to monopolizing Baoding, that’s awesome, eating. Donkey meat is never paid for.

Yu: Not so good?

Ichikawa Riori: What happened next?Brother, I was just careless and looked down on the drawing...

Lin Zhi: Huh, stop it, stop it.

Ichikawa Riori: What, you also know about my brother?

Lin Zhi: Can I not know about my dad?

Ichikawa Riori: Is that really your father?To this day, I still suspect that he took advantage of you.

Lin Zhi: Who takes advantage of whom? .

Ichikawa Riori: OK, I feel much more relaxed after listening to your father and my brothers.

Lin Zhi: Besides, I’ll hit you.

Riori Ichikawa: Later I concluded that if you want to get ahead in the entertainment industry, you can't just rely on your strength, but you also need to develop some strategies.

Lin Zhi: What are your strategies?

Riori Ichikawa: You haven’t heard that, now it’s all about unspoken rules.

Yu: Do you also want to dive once?

Lin Zhi: In order to realize my dream, if I don’t want to put my pants on a girl, I will sacrifice myself?

Riori Ichikawa: If you sacrifice yourself, everyone will be sickened to death.

Lin Zhi: Anyway, I can't just rush in. I'm still not a famous cross talk actor. To act in a TV series, I need someone to guide me. Yes, find someone!

Ichikawa Riori: Look who is so unlucky.

Lin Zhi: Hey, I remembered. Chunni from Beijing TV Station has a good relationship with us. Isn’t the last of the Four Great Classics, "Dream of Red Mansions," being filmed by Beijing TV Station? I asked her to introduce it.

Ichikawa Riori: Chuni is really no outsider.

Lin Zhi: If I want to say that Chun Ni is really good, I immediately conveyed my intention to the director.

Riori Ichikawa: What did the director say?

Lin Zhi: The director said that there is no problem with his own people.However, except for individual roles that have been confirmed, others must compete fairly, as long as their acting skills are recognized.Hey, all we have is acting skills.

Ichikawa Riori: Yes, every performance is a hit.

Lin Zhi: Your father and my brother...

Ichikawa Riori: Well, I won’t say it.

Lin Zhi: I hate it, let’s talk about business.Someone leads the way, and then I can find the character I like.But there are so many characters in "A Dream of Red Mansions", which one do you think I should play well?The Twelve Jinling Hairpins like Daiyu Baochai?She's a little behind in age, so it's not difficult to maintain a beautiful appearance, but people say that all these things require actresses.

Ichikawa Riori: Fresh.

Lin Zhi: Where is Baoyu?In fact, what I most yearn for is Baoyu, what a wonderful character, "The face is like the moon of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the color is like the flowers of spring dawn, the temples are like knife cuts, the eyebrows are like ink paintings, the face is like peach petals, and the eyes are like autumn waves. Although angry sometimes, Smiling means looking with anger and affection. There is a golden jade necklace on the neck, and there is a five-color silk ribbon tied with a piece of beautiful jade. "

Riori Ichikawa: A handsome man.

Lin Zhi: Don’t dare.

Ichikawa Riori: Who praised you?

Lin Zhi: Yes, I will play Baoyu.It's a coincidence that the final cast of the character Baoyu has never been announced. It's God's will!

Riori Ichikawa: Hey, just do what you say?Can the director agree?

Lin Zhi: It can't be that simple. It's not enough to have someone leading the way and the target role is determined. The third step is to increase publicity and hype. Jia Baoyu has no other choice but Lin Zhi.

Riori Ichikawa: There is also hype.

Lin Zhi: How to hype it?I discovered that after carefully analyzing my competitors, I found that others have been training for a long time. If I continue to follow their old path, it will be too late for me to recite poems and practice physical fitness, and I will definitely lose.I decided to start with my temperament, so that when they see me, they will think of Baoyu, and everything else is easy to talk about.Well, I'll buy a piece of katama first, cultivate the feeling first, and wear it on my chest all day long.

Ichikawa Riori: Does hanging a piece of jade make it a precious jade?

Lin Zhi: When I went out, I saw an antique market when I turned the corner of the alley. There were many antiques. I picked out the big and brightest ones, hung them around my neck, and walked around the alley several times, but I didn't find any. An acquaintance.I have to find someone to ask, what is this style and temperament like?

Riori Ichikawa: Let’s find it.

Lin Zhi: Hey, I met the fourth sister-in-law next door. I just walked up to her and haven’t spoken yet.The fourth sister-in-law covered her face with her hands and said, Degang, you took off the broken mirror, it's too dazzling.

Riori Ichikawa: Did you buy a piece of glass?

Lin Zhi: I was so angry that I went back to find that antique seller. Hey, he slipped away.When they inquired about it, they found out that a newly renovated house was there, and they all went to collect broken tiles.

Ichikawa Riori: Yes, antique sellers collect scraps.

Lin Zhi: Why are you so wicked? I want to play Baoyu, but a scrap collector dares to lie to me like this.That is to say, I am very simple and pure. Do you think the director of "Dream of Red Mansions" heard this and thought that I am particularly suitable for the role of Baoyu?

Riori Ichikawa: Right, he was also a very simple director.

Lin Zhi: I have to let everyone, especially the director, know that I am very simple and have the same temperament as Baoyu. I am intimidated by people's words, so I had to use a unique trick.

Riori Ichikawa: A unique trick?

Lin Zhi: Advertise.

Riori Ichikawa: You don’t even have money to buy a tie, but you still have money for advertising?

Lin Zhi: My advertising idea is to visit public toilets all over Beijing, large and small, and write a slogan on the door of each toilet: Lin Zhi is as simple as a jade.You don't need to read newspapers or watch TV, but as long as you are a human being, you have to go to the toilet. As long as you go to the toilet, you can see my advertisement.what do you think?

Ichikawa Riori: So evil and tasteful.

Lin Zhi: Hehe, this is also one of the results of my long-term study of traditional Chinese culture. People are the calmest and gentlest when they are convenient. You can't push the door open, right?You can't help but look at it.After a series of practices, the results were very good. Once I wrote down someone's mobile phone number in a public toilet, and his wife returned to her parents' home two days later.Look at this literary talent, as pure as precious jade, this is another rhetorical technique, personification.I'm too knowledgeable.

Yu: As long as you don’t regard yourself as a human being, your knowledge will never be small.

Lin Zhi: I bought a bucket of paint and first looked for a few public toilets in Nancheng. They were in hotels, hotels, and bars. They were all high-end places.

Ichikawa Riori: Why buy paint?

Lin Zhi: Writing with ink is afraid of fading, but using a knife to carve is inconspicuous.

Riori Ichikawa: Well, it’s easy to hurt yourself.

Lin Zhi: Yes, I write on every door, using different fonts, small regular script, cursive script, pictogram, oracle bone, braille...

Riori Ichikawa: How to write in Braille?

Lin Zhi: No matter what, just write them down and go back to check from time to time to see if there are any comments or messages.

Riori Ichikawa: Okay, now it’s a public toilet forum?

Lin Zhi: I don’t believe it. The director of “Dream of Red Mansions” doesn’t go to the toilet.

Riori Ichikawa: But as far as I know, the director of "Dream of Red Mansions" is a woman, so you also write slogans in the women's restroom?

Lin Zhi: Hiss?That's right, I went to the men's restroom, but I haven't gone to the women's restroom yet, so hurry up.

Ichikawa Riori: Are you really going?

Lin Zhi: What’s so scary about the women’s restroom? Is there a Tibetan Mastiff or Gargamel in there?

Ichikawa Riori: Oh, you are a Smurf.

Lin Zhi: No one said that men are not allowed to enter the women's restroom. Which law says that? Can you show it to me?

Riori Ichikawa: Is there any need to introduce a law?

Lin Zhi: Yes, I will go.

Ichikawa Riori: There is someone inside.

Lin Zhi: Of course, I can't force my way in. I have to shout, "Check the water meter - check the water meter."I knocked on every door of every pit, "check the water meter - check the water meter"!

Ichikawa Riori: Hi, has anyone checked the water meter there?

Lin Zhi: No matter what, I went in.

Ichikawa Riori: Oh, it’s not easy.

Lin Zhi: For the sake of art and traditional culture, I really risked my life.Other competitors have friends and family groups, fan groups, and prostitutes for publicity.

Riori Ichikawa: Blog, blog!

Lin Zhi: Yes, I have nothing. In order to achieve my goal, as a dedicated actor, I must make efforts that are difficult for ordinary people to understand.

Ichikawa Riori: Human beings wouldn’t do that.What is the effect?

Lin Zhi: Hey, don’t tell me, I just finished cleaning the toilets in a few streets, and the media has reported on it.

Riori Ichikawa: Did the media report it?

Lin Zhi: Yes, someone wrote on the blackboards in several alleys: LinWhy is there still a fork?At first glance, it looks like the handwriting of a child. There are so many strokes that you can’t write?

Ichikawa Riori: It’s a shame.

Lin Zhi: I finally became famous.

Riori Ichikawa: What next?

Lin Zhi: The publicity was so strong that within a few days someone from the crew came to see me and even sent a special car to pick me up.

Ichikawa Riori: Oh, what are you talking about?

Lin Zhi: From family background to growth experience and education level, we mainly talked about my acting career, daily hobbies and what books I had read. The conversation was eloquent and they were all surprised by my profound cultural heritage.

Ichikawa Riori: It’s quite detailed.

Lin Zhi: It seems that this is a big company. Such a high-level meeting was conducted in secret without any interference from the outside world. It was just the three of us in a small room. It was very candid and the two sides had a thorough exchange and communication.

Riori Ichikawa: What’s the result?

Lin Zhi: The two parties signed an agreement, and I also pressed my fingerprint.After that, I went to their training center with them and conducted a month of closed training under strict management.It's just a matter of practicing in seclusion. Once I practice and leave the mountain, the jade will be mine and I will be a big star.

Ichikawa Riori: Really?Where are you practicing? Can we look for a chance to see you?

Lin Zhi: No, I don’t want outsiders to come in and disturb me. Besides, the place is very hidden and you probably can’t find it. It’s a big iron gate with no house number or plaque. It’s almost an isolated place, except for the square top of the outer wall. I wrote eight big characters.

Ichikawa Riori: What word?

Lin Zhi: Change your mind and start a new life!

Ichikawa Riori: A labor camp? !