Group wear Naruto to engage in construction

When the tortoise and the hare race, the hare loses not because the hare is weak, but because the tortoise is hanging on the wall and cannot be offended at all.

But there is a problem that Nai fans really can’t figure out.He frowned and looked at Kamui in confusion.

"Why did you forget the great sword training disciple?"

Shenwei shrugged and said nonchalantly: "Isn't it normal for people to forget one or two things? Can you still clearly recall what you had for dinner the day before yesterday? I just haven't played battlefield for too long, and I temporarily forgot about practicing swordsmanship. The first disciple is just an NPC, no big deal. I usually have a pretty good memory."

"Pfft!"

"what are you laughing at!"

"Don't pay attention to me, I just thought of some funny things, keep talking." Cen Xue waved her hand, saying that she didn't need to pay attention to her.

"But forgetting to practice swordsmanship on the battlefield is too exaggerated. It's like forgetting to take chopsticks when eating, or forgetting to put on shoes when going out."

"Indeed, it's a bit exaggerated, but it's not like these things don't happen. Occasionally, things like this happen. I forget to bring the books for the corresponding courses in class, or I forget to bring a pen during the exam. Even if you don't have you by your side, it will happen." This has happened before, it’s normal, you don’t need to pay too much attention to it, you know?”

"...Okay...that's right! You just..."

"What did I just say? Don't mention this matter again. This was just a battlefield, and then I forgot about the sword training disciple and lost. How long are you going to struggle with this matter? I have a very good memory. , I just forget sometimes, I need to remember too many things. Do you understand?"

The berserk Shenwei didn't give Milk Powder a chance to speak at all. Poor Milk Powder was sprayed back by Shenwei as soon as he started. He frowned and wanted to speak several times but was interrupted by Shenwei.

"What I just wanted to say is that you had the red one on when you came here just now. It's better to close it now!"

........

"I was laughing so hard that my stomach hurt from laughing. You two are so funny."

Shenwei was silent, but Cen Xue smiled extremely happily, and patted Shenwei on the shoulder hard while laughing.

"What are you laughing at! I've tolerated you for a long time!"

With the divine power roaring, Cen Xue immediately retracted his smile and resurrected into an indifferent look.

"Sir, I have been professionally trained and will never laugh."

"Fuck you, you just want to laugh at my poor memory. Okay, I'll admit it. I just have a poor memory. I'm the kind of person who forgets to pick up books in class, forgets to bring pens to exams, and forgets to practice on the battlefield. A super disciple, a fish with only seven seconds of memory, that’s enough.”

"It's okay, everyone has bad memory sometimes."

"It's not that her memory is bad, it's that she has a very bad memory. No matter what she does, she will forget the key things. Do you think what he just said was an example? In fact, they are all true, and they happen every time. You will definitely encounter that you forget to bring a pen to the exam and forget to pick up the book in class. This statement is incorrect. Strictly speaking, you must not have brought a pen to the exam and you must not have picked up the book in class. It happens every time. That’s why I didn’t surrender. , I knew a long time ago that she would definitely forget the existence of the master swordsman disciple."

"Cen Xue, are you kidding? How can it be so scary!"

Naifan looked in disbelief. No one would believe this kind of thing. How could there be such a weird person in this world.

"Don't believe it? Didn't you realize that you have less things? How do you think I know your true identity?"

Something is missing?What's missing?Nai Fen’s dagger eyes recalled every detail of her meeting with Cen Xue. She obviously knew her identity in the game the last time they met, so if there are clues, there is no doubt that it was the first time they met. , what was missing at that time?It seems that they didn’t ask for money from them for surfing the Internet or renting a house. Is that money?Wait, I seemed to be missing something that day, which caused me to eat dirt...

"cell phone?".

"Bingo! You guessed it right, and the reward is a forgotten mobile phone. I'll be waiting for you in the No. [-] cafeteria during dinner tonight."

Now it was Naifan's turn to be surprised. What surprised him was not the whereabouts of the phone, but Kamui's identity. No matter how much he thought, he never thought that Kamui was another girl he met last time.Sure enough, the world is so small!

"Dear audience friends...uh, no, it's my fellow martial arts fellows, good morning!"

Wan Chen stood on the high stage in Hangzhou and roared hard on the YY channel.There is no way to describe the feeling of embarrassment and shame.Although when he was in college, in order to get close to the beauties in the literature and art department, he also participated in the student union and hosted one or two on-campus hosting activities. Who couldn't pretend to be handsome, cool and humorous?But those people are real. Even if they offend someone, they still have to take care of their face and not get angry in public.His hosting is also passable.

But now it's not reality, it's a game hosted, and it's hosted for both sides who have a grudge.

Don't you think game hosting should be simpler?It should be easier without having to meet a real person face to face.

Innocence, great innocence!

In reality, no matter what the situation, people will still worry about face and will not fall out in public because of trivial matters, but it is different in the game. It is common sense for those who are happy to get grudges to start a fight if they disagree.After all, no matter how naughty they are, they can't do anything to him on the Internet. They can't beat him along the network cable, although they do often have this idea when playing games.

"Ahem..."

"Well, there is an old saying that acquaintance is fate. In the vast sea of ​​more than one billion people in China, we can play the same game, be in the same district, and get together in harmony in the same place. It is also fate. Fate..." Wan Chen cleared his throat, puffed out his chest and spoke loudly.In the middle of saying this, a pretty white loli stood up, and at the same time, a mature female voice came from her vagina.

"Okay, okay, we have to arrest you later. Why are you talking about so many things and nothing? Be careful, I will cut you. Just focus on the point."

Sister Yu's voice was still very soft, although her words were not soft at all. It could be heard that she was already quite impatient.

Wan Chen sighed. Why didn't he want to end all this quickly and quit the group honestly? He himself was feeling depressed.Originally, when he was in Yan Yunlang's Feiqi, he dug up a lot of things from the gentleman's sect and wiped out many studios. However, he received the news about his apprentice and his relationship just when he was happily shoveling.

Jianghu is in an emergency, come to Hangzhou City quickly.

The words were so concise and to the point that he was so scared that the fat man he had dug out stopped giving up and rushed to Hangzhou without stopping. In the end, he became the host inexplicably. He just wanted to dig up treasures!

Wan Chen turned his gaze to Wan Mo, his eyes pitiful like a puppy.

Wan Mo also gave him a gentle look of rejection.

Wan Chen was extremely speechless when his request to escape in a private chat was rejected. His relationship was sold to him for a little bit of gold!But what made him feel a little relieved was that he still cared more about his master. Although he got tricked by following Wan Mo and teasing him, at least when he saw his master embarrassed, he would not just urge him, but would care and encourage him. .........

For a moment, Wan Chen hoped to cut ties with these two guys who fell in the eyes of money.

"Okay, since everyone wants to get straight to the point, let me make it clear. My unfilial apprentice seems to have an affair with your Pipi shrimp. In order to celebrate the two of them heading towards the road of no return in life, and also to Friends from both sides can get to know each other, and here we will gather all friends from both sides who have played well in the game for a friendly competition..."

"I have a question!" A moving renminbi in the crowd raised his hand, with a dumpling on his head, a lizard on his feet, a panda on his back, and even the weapons he carried on his back were all in Koh Rong armor. These all cost money. It costs a lot of money.I am not jealous at all, I am not envious at all. Simplicity is the most beautiful, and school uniforms are the most attractive...

"You say, you say, mobile RMB." This is really not a joke from Wan Chen, just because this person's name is really called Mobile RMB.As we have said before, in the final analysis, a name is just a nickname that refers to something else. This refers to the name of a certain person, no matter what it is called.A suitable name can express some of the outstanding characteristics of the creature. For example, the moving renminbi is a good explanation of what a krypton gold boss is.

"Since we are communicating with relatives and friends, why do we have to compete in martial arts? We can go to Haihe Prefecture to dance! Fighting is not as good as dancing." After saying that, he twisted his thin waist and long legs and danced in front of everyone.

Well, this enchanting movement is full of the fragrance of RMB.

"Yeah, why do we have to fight? We can also compete with horses." A certain big boss who owns Dalu also complained. He is also a RMB warrior. From the best-selling fashion in the mall to the current out-of-print fashion, of course If half of the money he spent on outerwear was used to improve his skills, it wouldn't be an ugly [-] now.In today's version, a person with [-] skills may not even be able to kill wild monsters, let alone fight with people.

"That's right, what's good about fighting? Why fight?" As the saying goes, one stone stirs up a thousand waves. The first few people who questioned the content of the game seemed to have a chemical reaction, and the melon-eating crowd behind them immediately Seconded to not fighting.

"Tianya Mingyue Dao is originally a world based on martial arts. What is the world without fighting and killing? The Scenery Party is still a minority after all. Most of the people who come in still have a martial arts dream. It is appropriate to compete in martial arts. The main body of this game is what makes it fun.”

The militants who had been gearing up for a long time were not happy. Since it was the Tianya Mingyue Sword competition, the martial arts competition must be the most suitable. If you don't come to fight, why don't you use a dried fish to compete in fishing?Each person fishes ten rods to see who has better luck.How boring would that be? The competition must be a martial arts competition, and other competitions will not be recognized.

As a result, the atmosphere that was originally full of gunpowder reached a climax at this moment. Wan Chen suspected that if they were in the wild, the two groups of people would have already started to fight with each other. In the end, why waste time on a problem that can be solved with violence? .

Hangzhou City does not allow fighting, but if this continues, there is no doubt that the mission of conquering the dust will fail, and the two groups of people will break up unhappy.

Looking at the two groups of people who were noisy, Wan Chen looked at the sky silently. He missed the big fat man who was ignored by him in Yanyun. If God could give him another chance, he would definitely not Leave the big fat man alone and come here alone, or even die and never come here.

"That's why I hate being a host! Stop arguing, the microphone is blowing up!" YY Shang Wanchen roared with confidence, and the noisy YY channel suddenly became quiet, and he nodded with satisfaction.

"Yes, that's right. I am the host, so everyone should listen to me."

Wan Chen raised his voice and softened his throat. He quickly passed through the two groups of people for a while, and he understood why many people were unwilling to compete.

"We still compete in martial arts. You are right. This is a martial arts game. Dreaming about martial arts is everyone's original intention of playing this game. Naturally, it is appropriate to compete in martial arts."

A group of players around him booed, and quite a few players were unwilling to fight this fight.Naturally, he was not satisfied with this arrangement.

"However, we don't simply start fighting directly, but we have to balance our strengths before fighting. Everyone plays the game for different lengths of time, has different focus, and has huge differences in skills. If everyone is at full state, the game will be smooth. It’s too boring. So, how about we limit all skills to 2? You guys can take off your equipment and it will be around [-].”

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, and reluctantly accepted it. Those who were originally unwilling to fight no longer said anything.

The reason for not fighting is not because you can't fight. After looking around, Wan Chen came to the conclusion that people who are basically unwilling to fight are generally not very skilled. They are either newcomers who have just entered the game, or they have been hurt during the competition. , and instead became a rich man who slacked off in his cultivation and was compared with others.

In short, it is because the skill gap is too big that there is no interest in fighting. .

"By the way, let me tell you that this martial arts competition is sponsored by the Piyipi Group. It seems that No. 1 will be rewarded with [-] gold. Let us wait and see who will get the [-] gold."

"Then, the young hero will be the first to show off?"