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Chapter 160: A relaxing side story about the fat house god
"Don't disturb my sister when she makes up stories, just keep listening."
These creatures called "humans" gathered in a stronghold called "Internet Cafe" and carried out invasions again and again by projecting themselves into the world called Valoran.This is a premeditated, organized and protracted battle. They have been invading Valoran for eight years since it was discovered by this world. But this is from this dimension. From the perspective of Valoran, how can it be different? For thousands or even tens of thousands of years, invasions from the unknown world have always existed without interruption.
The gods completely changed these animals. This kind of approach is usually only done by evil gods. For example, the god who went to other worlds to rob all the animals had already done this just as a race. The gods said that they were impressed by this race. .
Putting aside the damage and destruction that junior high school students and elementary school students have brought to the continent of Valoran, the way they invaded has already benefited the gods a lot.Before this, it had never thought about creating a projection that could interact with the world. Even if the will of the gods is great, if it wants to change the world and let its believers see real benefits, it still needs to be able to interact with the believers. .
Just at this time, Lin Huiyang opened his QQ photo album, and a large number of animation pictures appeared on his screen. Gods who have always cared about their followers will naturally not miss it. The essence of gods is the world. They are one with the world, and there is no such thing. Appearance, or ontological image, is the world itself.But when facing believers or delivering an oracle, an interactive projection is required. The image of this projection must conform to the impression in the mind of the believer.
For example, God must be a white-haired grandfather rather than a hot girl in a bikini, and the God of War must always wear a pair of armor and weapons and never leave his hands.But God is invisible and indescribable, and any use of language or words to describe what God is really like is foolish and impossible.
Although God cannot be understood, God's projections can.
Blonde hair, blue eyes, Asian face, delicate and fair skin, long hair, petite and pretty.Yeah, she's a perverted lolicon.
Gods patiently create their own projections in this world based on believers. Even their personalities and tone of voice are shaped according to the various videos and pictures of believers in QQ space, ensuring that they can become the most perfect gods in Little Fatty's heart.After finally creating the appendix of the little loli, a loli that only existed in the fantasy world was created.
"Human, raise your head and look up to your noble god! I can give you a chance to lick your feet!"
The will of the god was integrated into the projection, and she tried to move her body. After confirming that she had done it perfectly every time, she stood proudly next to the little fat man, with her waist in her hands and saying proudly.
But how could the "schoolboy devil", who was already obsessed with bringing pain to the continent of Valoran and making countless summoners hate him, hear the sounds outside.
1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes....
The god who had been waiting for believers to praise him finally discovered the reality that he was being ignored.Angry, she decided to teach the guy who disrespected the gods a lesson, and planned to pull away the little fat man's chair and make him fall on his back.
As a result, the Twilight Star Spirit controlled by Xiao Pangdun inserted his ward and was single-killed by the opponent's support again. The AD who came to the rescue was also entangled and died tragically under the knife. Three on five, the opponent attacked hard, and his support was stuck. With five people on the opposite side, the top laner and jungler output wildly, focusing their fire to take away the opponent's AD and mid laner.
The support of our side was in a terrible situation. Our top laner was caught in a concentrated fire and his life was about to die soon. The support flashed and suffered a big blow. He exchanged his own life for the top laner's life. The control ended the output of the top laner. The opponent's top laner died and his top laner died.The jungler has left the battlefield and is waiting for the opportunity.
The opponent's top lane support decided to ignore it and concentrate on pushing the tower. One front tooth was broken, two front teeth were broken, and the crystal's health was still three-quarters, one-half, and one-third, and the highland crystal was resurrected.The top laner switched lanes, and the long-awaited jungler came out to assist in seconds. The top laner and jungler engaged in a decisive battle. The jungler died in battle, and the top laner was severely disabled.The highland crystal was destroyed again, the jungler once again extended his fangs to the main crystal, the star spirit was resurrected, and countless roars rang in Xiaopangdun's ears.
"Fuck him to death!" "Keep it for me!"
Twilight Protoss 1-13-6
Blade Dancer 11-7-6
Little Fatty's hands trembled. He didn't dare to go out. The memory of being killed by the Sword Girl countless times was still vivid in his mind. Although the Sword Girl was already seriously disabled and it seemed that she would die with just one skill, but Little Fatty understood that his own When a level 14 mid laner faces a level 17 sword girl, if he makes a mistake, he will die, and he often makes such mistakes.
Faced with the encouragement and expectations of his teammates, Xiao Pangdun decided to live up to it.
Just when his right hand was about to leave the mouse, a cold touch came from his right hand. He looked over in surprise and saw a delicate and small hand placed on his hand.
"Who are you?" he asked in surprise.
"I am your god." The girl replied.
The Penguin logo on the desktop flashed crazily. The classmate who had just been hacking with Lin Huiyang sent a message. He glanced at it casually, quickly typed a paragraph on the keyboard, and hit Enter to send.
The person on the other side was silent for a while, as if he was thinking about the language. In the end, he just sent two words of "hehe" and then stopped talking. He still stayed in front of the computer waiting for a reply to the message, but when he waited, only the profile picture turned gray.
Then he casually browsed through his QQ group, and after confirming that no one was looking for him and he really had nothing to say, he silently turned off the computer and lay in bed in a daze.He is now in a very irritable mood. He will have his second monthly exam in a week, and he is still confused. More importantly, it seems that he still has some mental problems. He often has hallucinations and always sees a person. The non-existent girl was floating around him like a ghost.
It was the same when he was in the Internet cafe. A girl's hand suddenly appeared in front of him, which startled him. As a result, he was pushed and violently beaten by the opposite party without even leaving the blood pool. However, when he looked back, he saw nothing.
When I was about to leave the Internet cafe when I got home, I saw him again, and he disappeared in a few seconds.
It's not that he hasn't thought about whether it was a ghost, but the image of ghosts in general is ferocious and weird, but the girl in front of him did fall down once after walking a few steps, and she looked like a country bumpkin. Everything he looked at was new, just like It is Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden in Dream of Red Mansions.
It couldn't be a ghost. A ghost couldn't be so stupid. It was just an hallucination caused by his little lolita seeing too much. This was how he comforted himself, although sometimes the hallucination was too realistic and even caused auditory hallucinations.But it must all be an illusion, right?
"Hey, human, can you not see me anymore?" Look, it comes as it comes, it's just an auditory hallucination, don't worry about it, don't care about it, I didn't hear anything, I didn't see anything, Namo Amitabha......
"Hey, don't ignore me. There's no reason why you won't be able to see me."
Phantom climbed onto the boy's bed, sat on his belly, placed his hands on both sides of his head, and observed with seriousness.
The boy closed his eyes, cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
"You turn a blind eye to gods, that's too much!" It's too much! It's all just hallucinations anyway, and nothing happens after a good sleep. It's the 21st century. How can I still believe you, a ghost? I'm stupid. Grandpa suppressed the evil and the monsters dispersed, but then again, why does it feel like my body is floating?
Feeling something strange, the young man finally opened his eyes. His feeling was not wrong. He was floating in the air, and his face immediately turned livid. He almost begged for mercy with a wailing voice.
"Great Immortal! I know I was wrong. I know I was wrong. Please let me go. I have never urinated on a grave. If I have offended you in any way, please be merciful. The adults will not remember the faults of the villains. Let me go please."
The young man reached out and hugged the only pillow beside him into his arms, with snot and tears flowing out of his face desperately.
The girl waved her hand gently, and the floating boy immediately fell down. As soon as the girl spoke a word, her body turned transparent again and disappeared.Everything was as if it had never happened, leaving no trace at all, and it even made people feel that this was just a nightmare.
However, just when the young man breathed a sigh of relief and pushed all this to his hallucinations, the voice reached his ears again.
"This saves a lot of effort. As expected, believers who want to summon gods should prepare the medium themselves first."
The young man's body stiffened, and he saw a puppet in gorgeous clothes crawling out of the box where many collections were placed. It was a mercury lamp...
The black wings unfolded from the back of the puppet. She tried flying, and actually let it fly. The scattered feathers fell to the ground and disappeared automatically after only a few seconds.
"President!!!!"
—————————
The god was delighted to find that his believer was finally willing to look at him and even address him. He had sensed respect and weak faith from the chairman's title. Although it sounded strange, it was compared to the believer's substantive faith. , what about the gods?
"Human, you finally look at me! Tell your god what your wish is! I will fulfill it for you, and you only need to pay your piety! Believe and praise me!"
The puppet, which is only the size of a drawer, speaks with a serious expression. Honest makes her speech very serious and solemn. If you don't consider her body, but once you see her body, it feels funny and inconsistent. , just like an eight-month-old baby giving a serious lecture in a university class.
"Are you the phantom just now? Not the mercury lamp?"
"Of course, I am a great god. Although I am attached to a strange medium now, my body is a real god. By the way, what is this puppet? It is very similar to you but a little different. In reality, you It’s impossible to look like this.”
The faith disappeared... There was still a little bit of weak faith, but it completely disappeared after the god said these words.
"So what's the reason for you coming to my house?"
"I need your faith. You have asked God for your wish, and I will be the God who will grant it."
"Haha, I never believed in all this nonsense like you, but you should tell me, I made a wish to the gods." The young man snorted coldly. As a loyal fan of approaching science, he thought that he had never believed in these gods and ghosts again. Yes, obviously for what just happened.He had almost forgotten.
"You said you want a girl..."
Before the puppet finished speaking, the boy covered its mouth with his hand. He blushed and nodded.
"Okay, I believe what you said, what do you want me to call you?"
"The names and attributes of gods are defined by believers. If believers see the projection of gods in the lake, they will call them the goddess of the lake. Although it may just happen to pass by, if they gain faith because of this, the gods will not mind being in the lake every time in the future. In order to respond to the goddess of the lake in the hearts of believers, my name and attributes should also be taken by you."
"In other words, you don't have a name and you're too lazy to think about it, so I'll pick it up? It doesn't matter if I pick it up, but don't mind if the name doesn't sound good."
"Seeing as you are so short, let's call him the dwarf god! As for the name, let's call it... Flammulina enoki. It has a small meaning and I think it suits you very well."
Black feathers surged out from the god's back like a torrent, surrounding him. From these soft feathers, Lin Huiyang felt the cold light of metal, and his instinct told him that if all these feathers pounced on him, then his The end must be very bad...
"Although I don't understand what you mean, I feel insulted and hope you can name your god."
"Is the fat house a god? I am a fat house, really a fat house. Since you are my god, you are the fat house god and I have no intention of being perfunctory."
The flying feathers stopped, and the huge wings returned to their original size. Lin Huiyang himself did not expect that the casual name actually had an effect.The god actually accepted this title.
"So, mortal, tell me, what is your wish?"....
These creatures called "humans" gathered in a stronghold called "Internet Cafe" and carried out invasions again and again by projecting themselves into the world called Valoran.This is a premeditated, organized and protracted battle. They have been invading Valoran for eight years since it was discovered by this world. But this is from this dimension. From the perspective of Valoran, how can it be different? For thousands or even tens of thousands of years, invasions from the unknown world have always existed without interruption.
The gods completely changed these animals. This kind of approach is usually only done by evil gods. For example, the god who went to other worlds to rob all the animals had already done this just as a race. The gods said that they were impressed by this race. .
Putting aside the damage and destruction that junior high school students and elementary school students have brought to the continent of Valoran, the way they invaded has already benefited the gods a lot.Before this, it had never thought about creating a projection that could interact with the world. Even if the will of the gods is great, if it wants to change the world and let its believers see real benefits, it still needs to be able to interact with the believers. .
Just at this time, Lin Huiyang opened his QQ photo album, and a large number of animation pictures appeared on his screen. Gods who have always cared about their followers will naturally not miss it. The essence of gods is the world. They are one with the world, and there is no such thing. Appearance, or ontological image, is the world itself.But when facing believers or delivering an oracle, an interactive projection is required. The image of this projection must conform to the impression in the mind of the believer.
For example, God must be a white-haired grandfather rather than a hot girl in a bikini, and the God of War must always wear a pair of armor and weapons and never leave his hands.But God is invisible and indescribable, and any use of language or words to describe what God is really like is foolish and impossible.
Although God cannot be understood, God's projections can.
Blonde hair, blue eyes, Asian face, delicate and fair skin, long hair, petite and pretty.Yeah, she's a perverted lolicon.
Gods patiently create their own projections in this world based on believers. Even their personalities and tone of voice are shaped according to the various videos and pictures of believers in QQ space, ensuring that they can become the most perfect gods in Little Fatty's heart.After finally creating the appendix of the little loli, a loli that only existed in the fantasy world was created.
"Human, raise your head and look up to your noble god! I can give you a chance to lick your feet!"
The will of the god was integrated into the projection, and she tried to move her body. After confirming that she had done it perfectly every time, she stood proudly next to the little fat man, with her waist in her hands and saying proudly.
But how could the "schoolboy devil", who was already obsessed with bringing pain to the continent of Valoran and making countless summoners hate him, hear the sounds outside.
1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes....
The god who had been waiting for believers to praise him finally discovered the reality that he was being ignored.Angry, she decided to teach the guy who disrespected the gods a lesson, and planned to pull away the little fat man's chair and make him fall on his back.
As a result, the Twilight Star Spirit controlled by Xiao Pangdun inserted his ward and was single-killed by the opponent's support again. The AD who came to the rescue was also entangled and died tragically under the knife. Three on five, the opponent attacked hard, and his support was stuck. With five people on the opposite side, the top laner and jungler output wildly, focusing their fire to take away the opponent's AD and mid laner.
The support of our side was in a terrible situation. Our top laner was caught in a concentrated fire and his life was about to die soon. The support flashed and suffered a big blow. He exchanged his own life for the top laner's life. The control ended the output of the top laner. The opponent's top laner died and his top laner died.The jungler has left the battlefield and is waiting for the opportunity.
The opponent's top lane support decided to ignore it and concentrate on pushing the tower. One front tooth was broken, two front teeth were broken, and the crystal's health was still three-quarters, one-half, and one-third, and the highland crystal was resurrected.The top laner switched lanes, and the long-awaited jungler came out to assist in seconds. The top laner and jungler engaged in a decisive battle. The jungler died in battle, and the top laner was severely disabled.The highland crystal was destroyed again, the jungler once again extended his fangs to the main crystal, the star spirit was resurrected, and countless roars rang in Xiaopangdun's ears.
"Fuck him to death!" "Keep it for me!"
Twilight Protoss 1-13-6
Blade Dancer 11-7-6
Little Fatty's hands trembled. He didn't dare to go out. The memory of being killed by the Sword Girl countless times was still vivid in his mind. Although the Sword Girl was already seriously disabled and it seemed that she would die with just one skill, but Little Fatty understood that his own When a level 14 mid laner faces a level 17 sword girl, if he makes a mistake, he will die, and he often makes such mistakes.
Faced with the encouragement and expectations of his teammates, Xiao Pangdun decided to live up to it.
Just when his right hand was about to leave the mouse, a cold touch came from his right hand. He looked over in surprise and saw a delicate and small hand placed on his hand.
"Who are you?" he asked in surprise.
"I am your god." The girl replied.
The Penguin logo on the desktop flashed crazily. The classmate who had just been hacking with Lin Huiyang sent a message. He glanced at it casually, quickly typed a paragraph on the keyboard, and hit Enter to send.
The person on the other side was silent for a while, as if he was thinking about the language. In the end, he just sent two words of "hehe" and then stopped talking. He still stayed in front of the computer waiting for a reply to the message, but when he waited, only the profile picture turned gray.
Then he casually browsed through his QQ group, and after confirming that no one was looking for him and he really had nothing to say, he silently turned off the computer and lay in bed in a daze.He is now in a very irritable mood. He will have his second monthly exam in a week, and he is still confused. More importantly, it seems that he still has some mental problems. He often has hallucinations and always sees a person. The non-existent girl was floating around him like a ghost.
It was the same when he was in the Internet cafe. A girl's hand suddenly appeared in front of him, which startled him. As a result, he was pushed and violently beaten by the opposite party without even leaving the blood pool. However, when he looked back, he saw nothing.
When I was about to leave the Internet cafe when I got home, I saw him again, and he disappeared in a few seconds.
It's not that he hasn't thought about whether it was a ghost, but the image of ghosts in general is ferocious and weird, but the girl in front of him did fall down once after walking a few steps, and she looked like a country bumpkin. Everything he looked at was new, just like It is Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden in Dream of Red Mansions.
It couldn't be a ghost. A ghost couldn't be so stupid. It was just an hallucination caused by his little lolita seeing too much. This was how he comforted himself, although sometimes the hallucination was too realistic and even caused auditory hallucinations.But it must all be an illusion, right?
"Hey, human, can you not see me anymore?" Look, it comes as it comes, it's just an auditory hallucination, don't worry about it, don't care about it, I didn't hear anything, I didn't see anything, Namo Amitabha......
"Hey, don't ignore me. There's no reason why you won't be able to see me."
Phantom climbed onto the boy's bed, sat on his belly, placed his hands on both sides of his head, and observed with seriousness.
The boy closed his eyes, cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
"You turn a blind eye to gods, that's too much!" It's too much! It's all just hallucinations anyway, and nothing happens after a good sleep. It's the 21st century. How can I still believe you, a ghost? I'm stupid. Grandpa suppressed the evil and the monsters dispersed, but then again, why does it feel like my body is floating?
Feeling something strange, the young man finally opened his eyes. His feeling was not wrong. He was floating in the air, and his face immediately turned livid. He almost begged for mercy with a wailing voice.
"Great Immortal! I know I was wrong. I know I was wrong. Please let me go. I have never urinated on a grave. If I have offended you in any way, please be merciful. The adults will not remember the faults of the villains. Let me go please."
The young man reached out and hugged the only pillow beside him into his arms, with snot and tears flowing out of his face desperately.
The girl waved her hand gently, and the floating boy immediately fell down. As soon as the girl spoke a word, her body turned transparent again and disappeared.Everything was as if it had never happened, leaving no trace at all, and it even made people feel that this was just a nightmare.
However, just when the young man breathed a sigh of relief and pushed all this to his hallucinations, the voice reached his ears again.
"This saves a lot of effort. As expected, believers who want to summon gods should prepare the medium themselves first."
The young man's body stiffened, and he saw a puppet in gorgeous clothes crawling out of the box where many collections were placed. It was a mercury lamp...
The black wings unfolded from the back of the puppet. She tried flying, and actually let it fly. The scattered feathers fell to the ground and disappeared automatically after only a few seconds.
"President!!!!"
—————————
The god was delighted to find that his believer was finally willing to look at him and even address him. He had sensed respect and weak faith from the chairman's title. Although it sounded strange, it was compared to the believer's substantive faith. , what about the gods?
"Human, you finally look at me! Tell your god what your wish is! I will fulfill it for you, and you only need to pay your piety! Believe and praise me!"
The puppet, which is only the size of a drawer, speaks with a serious expression. Honest makes her speech very serious and solemn. If you don't consider her body, but once you see her body, it feels funny and inconsistent. , just like an eight-month-old baby giving a serious lecture in a university class.
"Are you the phantom just now? Not the mercury lamp?"
"Of course, I am a great god. Although I am attached to a strange medium now, my body is a real god. By the way, what is this puppet? It is very similar to you but a little different. In reality, you It’s impossible to look like this.”
The faith disappeared... There was still a little bit of weak faith, but it completely disappeared after the god said these words.
"So what's the reason for you coming to my house?"
"I need your faith. You have asked God for your wish, and I will be the God who will grant it."
"Haha, I never believed in all this nonsense like you, but you should tell me, I made a wish to the gods." The young man snorted coldly. As a loyal fan of approaching science, he thought that he had never believed in these gods and ghosts again. Yes, obviously for what just happened.He had almost forgotten.
"You said you want a girl..."
Before the puppet finished speaking, the boy covered its mouth with his hand. He blushed and nodded.
"Okay, I believe what you said, what do you want me to call you?"
"The names and attributes of gods are defined by believers. If believers see the projection of gods in the lake, they will call them the goddess of the lake. Although it may just happen to pass by, if they gain faith because of this, the gods will not mind being in the lake every time in the future. In order to respond to the goddess of the lake in the hearts of believers, my name and attributes should also be taken by you."
"In other words, you don't have a name and you're too lazy to think about it, so I'll pick it up? It doesn't matter if I pick it up, but don't mind if the name doesn't sound good."
"Seeing as you are so short, let's call him the dwarf god! As for the name, let's call it... Flammulina enoki. It has a small meaning and I think it suits you very well."
Black feathers surged out from the god's back like a torrent, surrounding him. From these soft feathers, Lin Huiyang felt the cold light of metal, and his instinct told him that if all these feathers pounced on him, then his The end must be very bad...
"Although I don't understand what you mean, I feel insulted and hope you can name your god."
"Is the fat house a god? I am a fat house, really a fat house. Since you are my god, you are the fat house god and I have no intention of being perfunctory."
The flying feathers stopped, and the huge wings returned to their original size. Lin Huiyang himself did not expect that the casual name actually had an effect.The god actually accepted this title.
"So, mortal, tell me, what is your wish?"....
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