Stone Rain of Konoha

"Hey, hey! Minato, aren't you surprised? I learned the secret technique that you spent three years studying in three days... But why don't you care at all?" Jiraiya, wearing a red mantle, His face looked like he had eaten a fly, and he was circling around Namikaze Minato who was walking with a puzzled expression. At this time, Jiraiya really needed the recognition from his apprentice to comfort his injured heart! "Jiraiya-sensei, let's not talk about this for now. Let's go to Ichiraku Ramen to eat noodles first..." Namikaze Minato said he was very helpless and finally took a break to try the latest dish of Ichiraku Ramen. , the next moment I encountered this annoying ghost.These are nothing, the most important thing is that the white-haired uncle in front of him actually changed his secretary's name without authorization... Hayate Nimbus Spiral Battle Cry IV!What a domineering and mysterious name. The white-haired uncle in front of me, without his copyright approval, changed this move to Rasengan... Rasengan? ?Are you kidding me? !The name sounds a bit like glutinous rice balls... that kind of soft thing, which sounds weak... Jiraiya waved his hands as he walked away with a look of displeasure on his face, his mouth pouting with a look of disgust: "Are you kidding, it's so long? Do we have to wait in line until dark? Come on, it’s just to eat a bowl of noodles. Is there any need to wait all day like this?” “Teacher, don’t you like to eat Ichiraku Ramen?” Soul-like torture... Jirai He also held his chin, with a serious look on his face: "That guy Ichiraku, he is really good at cooking, but he has to queue up..." Minato Namikaze squinted his eyes, sighed helplessly, and didn't care anymore. This old living treasure continued to walk towards the back door.At this time, on the other side of the diagonal: Kakashi saw the two approaching, and immediately retracted into the hidden alley, then blocked the mouths of Metkai and Shizune, and faced the two and Sarutobi behind him. Sima whispered: "The situation has changed, continue to hide!" The three of them nodded in perfect agreement.At this time, Namikaze Minato outside the door, just like Dashuai Kuro before, knocked on the door three times in a heavy and heavy manner... Then, a corner of the security door suddenly clicked, revealing a small hole, which was cute and crisp. The voice came out again: "There is a cloud in the northwest Xuantian!" Jiraiya:... Hatake Kakashi:... Kato Shizune:... Sarutobi Asuma: I'm used to it... Metkai: Awesome!Namikaze Minato stroked his forehead helplessly, bent down and squatted down, looked at the big bright eyes in the crack of the door, and said softly: "Little Iris, it's me..." The handsome boy's face was close. In front of me, and the tone was so gentle... The little girl inside the door turned red instantly, and her tone became stammering: "Just... even Brother Minato... can't ignore the code... Another friendly smile: "Can you not say this strange code? I'm going to ask you for help, okay?" The little girl: ?(?????????)?"Okay... …Okay…” Click… This is the sound of the door lock being opened.Namikaze opened the back door, looked at the beautiful girl who was less than his thigh height, bent down and touched her little head, and said, "Thank you, little calamus..." "Ah!!" The little girl covered her head directly. He ran away with a big red face... Jiraiya pouted his mouth, and the displeasure on his face was easy to express, and the reason was very simple! ! !This little girl didn't even look at herself, her eyes were all focused on the golden retriever in front of her... By the way, I, the Toad Immortal, don't have face?By the way, isn’t my Toad Immortal handsome?Are you kidding me? ! ! !I, Toad Sage Jiraiya, am the most beautiful man in Konoha! !Namikaze Minato, Kuroba Ishisame, Orochimaru and the like must all be sidelined by me!Reality: "Teacher, let's go in..." Minato Namikaze smiled and took the lead into the noodle shop... "Ahem... I say Minato, it's wrong for you to seduce an underage girl like this. This is... It will take at least three years to start..."... Bang!Then the door handle was taken up.Four brats were left outside the door...Kakashi: "Do you remember all the passwords?" Three people: "Remember..." Inside the noodle shop: At this moment, Commander Black looked at the big man in front of him. The bowl of lobster noodles made your eyes glow with golden light! !However, at this moment, a surprising voice came over, awakening Heiyu Shiyu from his confusion! "Oh! What a coincidence, Shitou, you are here too..." Just as he was about to have a taste, he noticed two people coming from behind. At this moment, Heiyu Shiyu's face became extremely ugly... Why are these two Can goods go through the back door?They are not even members... "Why are you here? How do you know the secret code? Are you also a member?" came the three questions of the soul... Hearing the questions from the brat in front of him, Jiraiya suddenly felt very unhappy. He looked at Kuroyu Shiyu with an unkind expression and said, "Hey! What's that look in your little brat's face? I, Toad Sage Jiraiya, with my impressive handsomeness, who wouldn't be able to open the door when he sees me?" Kuroyu Shiyu said. He licked his ears and spoke calmly: "Bathhouse..." Jiraiya's face suddenly shriveled up in shock: "You?!" Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Namikaze Minato hurriedly came up to smooth things over: "Okay, okay... let's eat first. Let's go!" Black Feather Shiyu didn't have a good impression of Jiraiya. After all, this guy was greedy for his own body many years ago, which really made Commander Kuro feel despicable... Although the identity that Kuroyu Shiyu used at that time was to use the transformation technique to change Miss Sokage Keiko, and she severely tricked Jiraiya at that time, but until now, Jiraiya is still a nightmare in the heart of Commander Black... After that time, every time he fell into a deep sleep, He would be woken up in the middle of the night by the face of the sex demon. In mild cases, he would be covered in cold sweats. In severe cases, it would cause severe vomiting... It was not until a few years later that Marshal Hei, who had improved his mood, was freed from this nightmare.However, since he was here, there was no way he would look stingy. Kuroba Shiyu then shouted to Otsutsuki Ichiraku in the kitchen: "Boss Ichiraku, two more bowls of special ramen!" The next moment, a voice came from the kitchen. A rough and heroic voice: "Okay! Brother, wait a moment!" Looking at the two of them, Heiyu Shiyu's expression began to become serious, and he was not in the mood to eat the noodles in his hand, and then asked: "Since Laiya-sama is back this time with information about this mission, right?" Well... this kid is quite sharp!Humph, with a grin at the corner of his mouth, Jiraiya sat down at the dining table, picked up a pair of chopsticks and said in his mouth: "Hey, that's natural! This time's mission is mainly about this immortal traveling around the ninja world. When I come back, the difficulty of the mission is S level! For details, I’ll explain it in detail in the Hokage’s office after dinner!” To be continued. Please add it to your favorites and vote for recommendations.