From pirates to accept sons

Chapter 119 Luffy: My kidney hurts!Roger: My anus hurts!

Taking advantage of Zoro's departure, Sanji asked again:

"Miss Nami, do you know why Luffy and Roger got up so late?!"

Nami buried her head in the rice with some guilt and hesitated:

"Don't ask me, I don't know if you ask me!"

"How could I guess what happened between you boys!!!"

I was a little surprised in my heart.

No way?

No way?

Could it be that Luffy really did something worse than a beast to Roger, the Pirate King? !

Not even 5 minutes after Zoro left, Luffy's complaints could be heard in his ears, and he seemed a little angry.

"Zoron...let me go quickly! Let me go to sleep for a while, I'm really sleepy!"

"Hey! Don't drag me away, I feel a little pain in my waist~~"

Luffy was fighting constantly, and if it wasn't for being too sleepy, he would have punched Zoro.

Don't you know that disturbing others' sleep is immoral? !

Especially sweet dreams in the morning.

"You're covering the wrong place. It's not the waist."

"It's your kidney~~"

Zoro also yawned again and again and said expressionlessly.

"Oh? Really? Is this place originally a kidney?!"

"My kidneys hurt so much!!"

Luffy stretched out his left hand and poked the painful area, and couldn't help but gasp in pain.

The kidney drips from the forehead! !

It hurts~~

What on earth did I do last night? Why does the kidney drip on my forehead hurt so much? ! ! !

Shaking his head hard, Luffy felt as if his brain had turned into a ball of mush.

He only remembered that he drank a lot of wine, ate a lot of meat, and then fell asleep in a daze.

Late at night, he seemed to feel his body was a little hot, so he got out of bed and went to the toilet...

As for what happened next, I don’t remember very clearly! !

"Why does Luffy have kidney pain? It probably has nothing to do with my Cui Love Medicine."

"Well, yes, that must be the case!!"

Nami buried her face completely in the rice, trying to reduce her presence.

Not long after, Zoro dragged Roger out again...

It's just that Roger kept covering the back of his butt with his hands when walking, and he was a little shaky when he walked, which made Sanji and Usopp very curious.

What the hell is going on? !

Forget Luffy's kidney pain, why is it that even the famous Pirate King Gol D. Roger feels unwell?

Being carefully supported by Zoro to the dining table, Roger was just about to sit down and take a bite of the fragrant food, when a sharp pain from his soul suddenly came from the chrysanthemum in the next second.

"Hiss...it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!!!!"

Pirate King Roger couldn't help but take a breath of cold air, his face uncertain.

Sanji put down the filtered cigarette in his hand and asked doubtfully: "Senior Roger, do you... have hemorrhoids?!!"

It can be regarded as no acquaintance without fighting.

After these days of getting along, Roger and them have accumulated many deep revolutionary friendships.

"It's not that I have hemorrhoids, it's just that my butt hurts a little."

Roger's face suddenly became ugly, and he felt a little embarrassed to tell where he hurt.

You can't act like a gangster in front of a girl and say your anus hurts, right? ! !

It's fine if she's a girl with no background. As the famous Pirate King, I don't have anything to worry about being a little hooligan occasionally.

But the key is that Nami is the goddaughter of King Chu Ba.

If he drives like a hooligan in front of Nami, King Chu will still have to hammer him out? ! !

Roger and Luffy, this silly duo, are often possessed by the non-chief, King Chu Bao Hammer~~

Sometimes even he himself didn't quite understand why Chu Bawang was sunbathing with a kind face one second, and then turned as dark as a scapegoat the next! !

Could it be that King Chu Ba was actually a moody tyrant?

"It's very possible. After all, he is a ruthless person who dares to rob even a female soldier in the Navy!!"

Roger secretly labeled King Chu Ba as a tyrant and moody.

Sanji and Usopp looked at each other, both seeing the confusion in each other's eyes.

There was obviously something wrong with the way Luffy and Roger got up today...

One butt hurts, the other waist hurts~~

Is there some kind of secret connection here? !

"Ahem... Now that I'm full, I'm going to go bask in the sun with my dad. You guys can take your time and play."

Nami quickly ate every grain of her rice and left the table as if running away.

Now Nami is no longer the little thieving cat who knew nothing and was just like a blank piece of paper! !

Ever since she discovered the small hole in the wall of Chu Bawang and Keya's room next door that could be used for peeping, Nami opened the door to a new world.

Roger's butt hurt, Luffy's waist hurt.

The facts have been laid out clearly and no further explanation is needed! !

The culprit is the earthly medicine that Nami got from the village doctor in Cocoa West Village~~

"Damn it!! It was clear that we were just a little bit close to succeeding, but we didn't expect that we would fall short."

"This time I missed a good opportunity. It will be extremely difficult to find the opportunity to drug my father next time!"

Before leaving, Nami clenched her little pink fist with a look of indignation on her face.

"Is the food I cooked not delicious, or did someone provoke Miss Nami?!"

Sanji's head was filled with little question marks.

"Well... maybe it's because Nami happened to be visiting relatives these days. At least that's what I think..."

Usopp was also confused and lost in thought.

Sanji nodded upon hearing this.

This is true.

After all, she is a girl, so there are always a few days every month when she is a bit grumpy, which is understandable.

After Nami left, they came to the most suitable place on the Melly to bask in the sun.

"What's wrong, baby? Do you have a problem with me?!"

At this time, King Chu Ba was holding a photo album of the Empress in his hand and was looking at it with gusto when he suddenly noticed a sneaky little head sticking out from beside him.

It's obviously too late to take back the photo album.

Nami stared intently at a certain page in the Empress's photo album, visible to the naked eye, bursts of red rose up on her handsome little face.

"You...you...Dad, you still look at such sentimental impurities! I'm going to tell Keya's mother!!"

Nami stuttered a little when she spoke.

She never imagined that her father, the male god whom she longed for, would actually drag two girls to look at other women's photo albums in broad daylight...

Could it be that King Chu Ba is so horny that he needs a photo album to satisfy his desires? ! ?

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