Group chat from Douluo

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(); Gu Ning: "Ahem, welcome newcomers! If newcomers have any questions, they can read the group announcements and group documents! Remember to send red envelopes!"

These are all big guys!Whatever you get, you will be invincible in Douluo!

Wang Lu: "Holy shit, my golden finger from the Adventurers of All Worlds has appeared? Why is it still a penguin colony?"

Once upon a time there was a world called Lingjian Mountain, Wuxiang Peak

Wang Lu, who had just finished his morning run, was sitting in the medicinal bath tub. The sudden sound of machinery woke him up from his drowsiness!I was stunned for a moment, and then there was a burst of ecstasy. I wanted to go out immediately and kill two monkeys again!

Damn it, the golden finger that belongs to adventurers from all over the world appears?I am indeed the protagonist, but why is it so slow?What about the system dispatcher?I want to give a negative review!

Let me take a look at this group first, Namikaze Minato?Naruto's father?Tough enough!But what's going on with the levels here?Shouldn't the normal plot be for me to be the leader of the group, and then pretend to be the boss to fool the group members, and the group members will directly fall for the trick and send me exercises, magic weapons, and beauties, so that I can directly reach the pinnacle of my life?Why does this group still have a group leader?Shouldn't I be the protagonist who pulls the cool guy crazy?How could I be considered a group member who was deceived?Are you trying to steal my position as group leader?Let's see how I will expose you later when you fool others!

If Gu Ning could hear Wang Lu's thoughts, he would definitely say, Brother, I can't pretend to be a boss at all!The worst time traveler in history!

Ye Xiu: "Is there a newcomer? Hurry up and give out red envelopes!"

Xiongba: "Red envelope, red envelope! +1"

Namikaze Minato: "Red envelope red envelope +2"

The world of the Demonic Patriarch is unknown in Yun Shen

The emperor's smile, which was about to reach his mouth, was suddenly interrupted by a mechanical sound in the sea of ​​consciousness.

? ? ?what?Make a sound directly in my sea of ​​consciousness?It shouldn’t be, I’m already a real Jin Dan!Isn't this a case of seizing a body?Wait, am I discovered by that old man?The last time I was beaten it hurt me so much!Why was it discovered again?

Thinking of this, Wei Wuxian turned pale. He thought he could avoid disaster this time by being careful, but why was he still discovered!Is the old-fashioned cultivation so strong?

Um?etc?It seems like someone is talking in the sea of ​​my consciousness?What is this?Is the group leader the owner of this thing?What are group announcements and group files?Why should I look at him?

Continent of Kings, Jixia Academy, martial arts academy arena, night

Yao lay weak on the ground. He had no luck at first, but he still shouted: "Mirror! Just wait, I will definitely surpass you! I won't go anywhere until I defeat you!"

The lady wearing leather pants somewhere nearby was covering the wound on her arm. She looked distressed, but she didn't seem to be in any pain at all. She even raised the corners of her mouth slightly, showing a smile.

"Humph, sooner or later I will become a swordsman like Li Bai! I am a genius, I will definitely surpass you!" Slowly getting up from the ground, Yao patted the dust on his body, but he was still disgraced!

Looking at the middle school boy standing under the starlight, Jing thought of his silly younger brother again.

"I want to go up to the blue sky and embrace the bright moon!"

The little boy shouted slogans and waved branches, trying to draw traces of the sword array on the ground, but in the end he could only stir up a cloud of dust.

"Stop messing around! What does it look like to be disgraced?"

"Hmph! This is not nonsense! Sooner or later, I will also be a swordsman!"

At that time, I had coldly scolded the stupid child, but now...

Thinking of this, Jing walked towards the distance with a smile.

"Hmph! That guy in the mirror is really cruel, it really hurts!" Just as he was complaining, a mechanical voice suddenly appeared in Dongfang Yao's mind.

[You have joined the Wanjie Exchange Group]

"Who?" spoke directly into my head?He must be a strong man, right?I don’t know if any idols are stronger!

After waiting for a long time, there was no response. Yao felt something was wrong, why didn't he come out?Isn't it the strong man who is talking to me?

Finally, Yao carefully felt this thing in his mind, hiss~

So what the hell is this thing?

The chat group was quiet for a few minutes. Seeing that something was not right in the atmosphere, Gu Ning's tool came out to break the calm.

Gu Ning: "Welcome to the new members. This is a communication group for all worlds. It can connect all the worlds! The group members are all from different worlds."

Ye Xiu: "That's right, send out red envelopes quickly! Newcomers!"

Gu Ning and Ye Xiu looked at each other, both of them smiling like old foxes.

Wei Wuxian (Golden Pill): "Thank you so much, little brother Gu Ning. Wei Wuxian, I've met you all! I just read this group announcement, so aren't you all from the same world? Is it so magical? ?”

Wei Wuxian was a little shocked. He originally thought he was discovered by the stubborn old man, but it turned out that he had joined such a magical place!Connecting all the worlds!Hee hee, I can see wine from other worlds in the future. I wonder if the emperor will laugh and drink well?

Dongfang Yao (Xu Dan): "Wow! Are you really people from other worlds? Hello everyone! I am Dongfang Yao! The man who shines like stars, I will definitely become the man of Qinglian Sword Immortal in the future!"

This thing is so amazing!There are actually people from other worlds!Is this the Ten Thousand Realms that Master Zhuang Zhou mentioned?I wonder if they also like Li Bai?wrong!The idol is so handsome and so strong, they must also be fans of the idol!Unexpectedly, they are all in the same way, not as rigid as Jing!You know how to train and train!not good at all!

The corner of Ye Xiu's mouth twitched. The first one was fine. I dare not complain about the golden elixir boss, but this second one?Why do you feel so middle-aged?

Wang Lu... let's see how I expose you in a moment. As long as I expose you, I can become the leader of the group and take back my golden finger!But before that...

Wang Lu (qi training): "What does the red envelope mean?"

What's going on with this rating?Will all the legendary systems go wrong?I can evaluate Qi training even when doing exercises. I’m afraid I’m not an artificial retard!Regarding this, Wang Lu said that he could no longer complain!

Dongfang Yao (Xu Dan): "Yes, yes, what is a red envelope? Do I have this? How should I send it to you?"

Namikaze Minato (Xudan): "Welcome to the new group friends. Red envelopes are an expression of Chinese courtesy and a reward out of inner gratitude. To put it simply, send your things to the group and give them to us. !”

Phew, from whom did Little Yang learn this serious ability to talk dirty?

Dongfang Yao (Xu Dan): "So that's what happened! But I don't want to thank you either. Why should I send my things to you?"

Yao Zai expressed doubts about this, "I don't know you guys, why should I give you my things?"No, according to what Teacher Confucius said, this should be called?Pay the fees?Yeah, yeah, yeah, that must be the case. Sure enough, this genius is the smartest. You have to pay a fee to enter this place, Teacher Fuzi!I understand!

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