Madam always trying to piss me off

Li Tian frowned very tightly, and said very displeasedly: "Don't bark, you are a pirate, I am a university teacher, I have seen you for the second time today, I have never seen you before, how could it be your boss ?”

The pirate leader was puzzled: "But, you look exactly like our boss."

"Yes, you are very young, you must be the son of our boss, my boss."

The pirate chief didn't cry when he was caught, and he didn't cry when his wife Afang died.

But seeing Li Tian now, he cried bitterly and was extremely excited.

"Boss, the rules of our business are inherited. When the father is gone, the son must inherit the father's business. When we were with the boss, we had delicious food and spicy food. Back then, I was just a low-level young man, and I had to eat and drink. Eat, drink and have a good day."

"Later, the boss died, and we were miserable. We didn't have land to grow when we went home, and we didn't have good boats and tools for fishing. We lived in fear every day..."

After listening for a long time, Litian finally understood.

These people are not born to be lazy and want to be robbers.

It's just that the surrounding living environment is too bad, if you don't do this, you will have no way to survive.

The pirate leader hugged Litian's thigh, crying with snot and tears streaming down his face, begging him to take his brothers to find a way out!

If the so-called way to survive is to continue to be a pirate.

Litian could not agree.

The pirate leader said that the reason why the original boss was so powerful was that in addition to robbing passing fishing boats, he also had a unique skill - fish language.

If they understand the language of fish, they can catch more fish, so that they can be self-sufficient by fishing when they are not "live".

Litian also understands fish language.

It is not taught by others, it is born!

Litian wants to teach the fish language to these pirates so that they can master a life skill so that they don't have to be robbers anymore.

盛翰钰有些担心：“如果他们会了这样的本事，不是老老实实捕鱼，而是利用这样的技能做坏事怎么办？”81Zw.?0?4?0?2m

His concerns are not unfounded.

Back then, Litian's biological father, the old pirate leader, used this ability to gather a group of sharks around his small island to form a natural barrier, making the coast guard helpless against him.

Li Tian smiled slightly and said: "Dad, don't worry, I won't teach them the ability to summon sharks, I will only teach them the simplest one, just being able to catch fish."

"this is okay."

Litian folded a lot of banana leaves, rolled them up and blew the sound, which could summon the mackerel in the sea.

Dense, endless.

In fact, there are large fishing boats, so there is no need to have such skills, but in the same way, there is no need for large fishing boats with such skills.

It is very suitable for people who have no capital and use small fishing boats to fish.

The pirates were very grateful and swore an oath on the spot that they would never do this kind of thing again.

The people in the fishing village are rich now, and they are very generous, giving them some money for free, so that they can live and work in peace and contentment from now on, and everyone will live in peace with each other.

Sheng Hanyu's family is about to leave the fishing village, and the villagers are reluctant, especially Yaqing.

He begged the family to stay longer, and it would be better to stay here and never leave.

It's just that there is no permanent banquet in the world, so I still have to leave.

They have more important things to do.

When Litian's family returned to Jiangzhou, Shi Youxuan and his wife continued on their way.

They arrived in Country A, which is Shi Youxuan's father's hometown, and it is a very bookish country.

Because the people here love to study, there are a lot of myopia, and the glasses business is also very developed here.

Shi Youxuan bought a pair of anti-blue light glasses, put them on the bridge of her nose, and asked her husband, "Do they look good?"

"Looks good, you look good in anything you wear."

Since it looks good, she wears it, and she also chose a pair for her husband.

The couple are not near-sighted, but they both wear flat glasses. Shi Youxuan said that this is called doing as the Romans do.

Arriving at a new place, Shi Youxuan looks for something delicious first.

Husband glanced at her: "Zichen likes to eat, which is like you, but he not only likes to eat, but also likes to cook, and the cooking is delicious. Why do you only have the front part and no back part?"

When Shi Youxuan was robbed, she glared at her husband and threatened, "Be careful with what you say, if you mess with me, I'll cook for you!"

Sheng Hanyu was quite proud: "Do you think I will provoke you for no reason? This is Country A, and we live in a hotel without a kitchen. Even if you want to show off, you have no chance."

Shi Youxuan was very displeased with her husband's embarrassing look.

She smiled softly, suddenly slowed down her voice, and said softly: "Honey, have you forgotten that my grandparents' house is still there? In fact, we can stay in the former residence instead of the hotel..."

Sheng Hanyu didn't hesitate for a moment, and immediately apologized: "My wife, I was wrong. You adults don't remember villains. Don't be as knowledgeable as me. Forget what I just said."

Mr. Jin, the former residence of the old lady has actually been donated to the country and developed into a museum, but the descendants of the Jin family can still live in the former residence when they go back.

None of this is important, the important thing is - the former residence has a kitchen!

Sheng Hanyu subdued, and Shi Youxuan won again.

After a few days of pure life in country a, the couple became less pure. For some reason, the people of country a knew that the descendants of Mr. Jin had returned, and warmly welcomed them.

Shi Youxuan is a descendant of the old Jin couple, so people take it for granted that she should also be talented and educated.

In order to welcome them, country a even organized an academic debate competition.

"Welcome guests to hold a debate? It's been a long time."

Shi Youxuan was very dissatisfied. In fact, it was mainly because of fear. She was never afraid of anyone who raised an argument, but there is still a difference between debate and argument.

She hadn't even heard of the topic they gave, so why debate?

Can't debate, it's not a level opponent at all.

She said to her husband: "Let's run, we can't stay here, we will be ashamed."

Sheng Hanyu said in a muffled voice: "It's even more embarrassing to run away now, and it's embarrassing to throw it back home."

Shi Youxuan: "Then what should I do? Or I suggest that the rules be changed to business or stocks."

Country A values ​​knowledge and despises money. Businessmen don't have a high status in Country A, and people don't like to talk about money.

Of course it is not good to talk about business or stocks, those university scholars don’t bother to talk about it, but when they want to talk about it, you and Xuan don’t know how to talk about it, so what should I do?

Can't beat her.

On the day of the debate, the couple "sick".

The two fell ill together, saying that they were not acclimatized, had a sore throat, and could not speak.

If you can't speak, you naturally have no way to argue, so you can only give up.

Just quit the "hot potato" here, Shi Youxuan immediately left!

"Let's go, let's go to another place to play, this place is really not full of people..."

Sheng Hanyu: ...

He was not polite at all, and reminded his wife: "Isn't it good for you to speak like this? This is the ancestral home of your father-in-law. How can you speak like that?"