Madam always trying to piss me off

Sheng Hanyu didn't explain, let alone make a sound, and climbed ashore into the grove to change clothes.

……

The rumors of "water monsters" appearing in fish ponds near the village became more and more evil. In just half a day, multiple versions appeared in the village!

Many people have said that they have seen monsters in the fish pond with their own eyes.

Some people say that the monster has three heads, six arms and eight legs, with teeth and claws showing a bloody mouth.

Some people also said that the monster would come out to take a breath in the middle of the night, and he saw it several times...

Some people even said that the monsters came from other places, because the ecological environment in other places is not good, and their village is beautiful...

Say anything.

Sheng Hanyu was very depressed.

He worked so hard to hang the fish on the hook, but there was no rumor of a "monster" to make his wife more excited.

The big fish was casually handed over to Sister Fang, and Shi Youxuan went to the village to listen to gossip.

After listening to it, he even told his family vividly, Sheng Hanyu disdained: "Nonsense, you believe everything."

"It's very interesting, you should listen to it too, it's like telling a story!" Shi Youxuan either believed it or thought it was interesting.

The villagers tell stories, swear and swear, swear, and tell very absurd things in a serious manner, which is very exciting to listen to.

Gradually, it became less exciting.

The rumor spread more and more widely, not only in the village, but even in the ten li and eight townships.

Going to the village to watch the excitement, more and more people are looking for monsters, the fish pond is as lively as going to a big fair.

The Sheng family's house was very close to the fish pond, so people kept coming to inquire about it.

It sounds nice to inquire, but it is actually harassment!

No matter what time it was, someone knocked on the window and went straight into the yard to ask about the "monster".

This has seriously affected the lives of the family.

In addition to Feng Shui, there is another very important reason for choosing to build a house on the edge of the village, which is that it is far away from the place where the villagers live together and is relatively clean.

But now it is not clean at all, and the family has been seriously disturbed, and has not had a rest for several days.

Sheng Hanyu's face darkened, and he wanted to transfer the bodyguards to guard outside the courtyard to prevent interference.

Shi Youxuan asked: "The monster appeared suddenly. This rumor won't last long. People will leave sooner or later after the excitement. Will the bodyguards be withdrawn by then?"

Sheng Hanyu: ...

So he silently put down the phone.

He was harassed during this period of time because he didn't sleep well and his mind was low, so he didn't even think of such a simple truth.

Madam is right, you can't send bodyguards here, although bodyguards can protect them from disturbance for a while, it will be more troublesome in the future.

You don't need to think about it, when the rumors of the "monster" subside, their family is a "big shot", and the next thing they can hire a bodyguard to protect is the next news!

There will be a lot of uproar for a while.

……

the next day.

A man in a diving suit, carrying an oxygen tank, and breaststroke shoes over a foot long walked towards the fish pond.

People gather around.

"Did you go into the water to find monsters?"

"What are you wearing so weird?"

The man was confused and asked, "Monster? Isn't this a fish pond? Where did the monster come from? There wasn't one when I came last time..."

The man suddenly slapped his head, and suddenly realized: "When I came to dive last time, someone called me a monster, did you misunderstand? I am not a monster, I am a diving enthusiast..."

Diving enthusiasts entered the water and climbed out of the water shortly after.

When he first came out of the water, the equipment on his body looked quite strange. The strange thing was that almost no one had ever seen such a tight outfit go into the water.

Every summer, people swim in the reservoirs in the village, but they are all fruit swims. There are men on one side and women on the other. There are no swimsuits, let alone diving suits?

A child suddenly shouted: "The monster is him, he is the monster!"

Everyone actually thinks so in their hearts, but no one wants to be the first to admit it.

Now someone took the lead in shouting out, so everyone echoed: "That's right, I read it wrong."

"It was a false alarm, which caused me to run all the way here and go home to work."

"let's go."

"Let's go away..."

The spectators gradually dispersed, and the rumors about the "monster" finally passed.

……

When Shi Youxuan stopped fishing, she became obsessed with planting flowers in the yard again.

The yard at home used to be too small, but now the yard is very large, and you can grow anything. She wants to plant some narcissus, thinking that it will look beautiful when it blooms.

Just do it, Shi Youxuan stroked her arms and rolled up her sleeves, turning over the yard with great fanfare.

The mother-in-law kindly reminded: "Xuanxuan, our yard can't keep water high, so it's not suitable for planting narcissus. Let's plant something else."

"Yeah, what kind of fit is that?"

Sheng Hanyu came out of the room: "Just plant narcissus, you can grow it, and throw some garlic to her, and tell him that this is a new variety and it can grow very well."

"real or fake?"

"real."

His expression really couldn't be more real, but Shi Youxuan didn't feel like it.

I further checked with my mother-in-law.

The mother-in-law suppressed a smile: "Really, you can plant it, this kind can be planted."

My son likes to eat stir-fried pork belly and garlic sprouts. This is serious and ready to cheat people. The daughter-in-law is also very funny. Such a smart person doesn't distinguish between five grains, even garlic and narcissus.

She also "fooled" her daughter-in-law together.

She doesn't have to listen to her husband's words, but she believes her mother-in-law's words.

So I planted garlic in the soil as daffodils, and waited for them to bloom beautiful flowers!

ten days later.

The garlic seedlings have grown, and the growth is gratifying, lush, and really good.

Sheng Hanyu cut some and prepared to eat fried pork belly. When Shi Youxuan came home, she was surprised to see that the "narcissus" in the yard had been pulled out.

"Who cut off the narcissus?" She was afraid that someone would cut it off without knowing it, and it would be over if it was poisoned.

She ran outside in a hurry, but her husband stopped her: "Why are you going? We'll be eating right away."

Shi Youxuan said: "You are actually at home? Did you see that the narcissus in the yard was cut off by someone?"

She was so impatient, but her husband continued to tease her: "I don't know, I didn't see it, whoever cuts it off, it will grow back anyway."

"Are you stupid? Narcissus is poisonous, if it is eaten by mistake, it will cause serious problems!"

The husband said: "Oh, it's okay, I cut it, and the pork belly has been fried. I just tasted a piece, and it was delicious."

"Did you eat?"

"Yes."

Shi Youxuan realized that something was wrong.

It's impossible for my husband to make such a low-level mistake, so... I was cheated!

Next 5 minute.

You chased me and ran in the yard, and the couple staged a scene of fighting that was extremely inconsistent with middle-aged people.

Of course, it is impossible to catch up with hard pursuit. Sheng Hanyu has been running and exercising for a long time, but Shi Youxuan was exhausted and out of breath, but did not catch up.

"Stop, stop!" She stood in the yard, pinching her waist with one hand and threatening her husband with the other.

"I do not!"

"At your own peril?"

"Ma'am, I was wrong..."