Madam always trying to piss me off

"Hey, can you stop following me?"

Zichen said: "I've told you many times. I don't understand the thing about being a soldier. Even if you follow me, I don't know. You have to ask your second brother about this kind of thing."

"I've already asked. The second brother said it was easy. I always feel that it's not the case, so I want to talk to you."

Li Li made up his mind to join the army.

But no one seems to be against it.

My mother disagreed. Although my father seemed to be with him on the surface, he was actually with my mother.

The instructor objected, and his closest cousin did not support him either.

Zichen said: "Your body is not suitable for being a soldier. Litian is so strong. You are so thin. With such a small physique, it is more suitable for you to be a scientist."

"No, I'm going to be a soldier!" Mo Li was determined after eating the weight.

The annual conscription medical examination started, and Moli took it very seriously, memorizing all the precautions, trying to avoid his weaknesses.

But it's a pity-he has too many shortcomings.

The results of the physical examination came out, and I failed!

Zichen waited outside, seeing his dejected look, he knew the result.

He patted Moli on the shoulder to comfort him: "It's okay, not this year, but next year, next year you can directly enter the military academy."

Conscience of heaven and earth, he just casually comforted him, but he didn't expect Mo Li to take it seriously.

It is not a problem to enter the military academy, but the problem is that you have to pass the physical examination!

At five o'clock the next morning, Moli got up to run on the playground.

He was so eager for success that he had sandbags strapped to both legs, and ended up running down a kilometer and passed out on the playground!

It happened to be discovered by a classmate who was studying in the morning, and hurriedly called for someone to send Mo Li to the infirmary.

Moli was hung with salt water in the infirmary and was rescued, but he started to have a high fever, which persisted.

The school notified the parents, and Jian Xin rushed to the school in a hurry.

She didn't come alone and almost brought a medical team with her!

In the infirmary of the school, after examining his son with the equipment he brought, the doctor announced: "Go to the hospital, he is in this condition, he can only be treated with salt water."

Mo Li was sent to the hospital and immediately entered the ICU with a full set of respiratory equipment.

Mo Li felt that his mother made a fuss, he didn't want to use these things, he thought that he would not be too exercising!

Jian Yixin didn't let him speak, but told him to be obedient.

Moli stayed in the hospital for a week, taking a combination of Chinese and Western medicine, and drank a lot of bitter Chinese medicine, and finally felt better.

Zichen came to see him and said what did you see me say?If you don't listen to me, if something happens to you, how can I explain to my aunt and uncle?

"It's none of your business. I didn't expect it to be so serious. I'm just exercising. How could it be like this?"

Jian Yixin sighed and finally told him the answer.

It turned out that Mo Li was not born with enough talent.

From elementary school to middle school, he did not participate in all sports events. Others thought that it was because his mother spoiled him too much. In fact, it was because his physical condition did not allow it.

And this matter, not only others don't know, Mo Li also doesn't know, mother never told him, this is the first time.

"Why didn't you tell me these things before?"

"I don't want to say that I am afraid that you will feel different from other students, and that you will feel inferior."

Jian Yixin also told him that he has been taking care of him meticulously for many years, not all because he values ​​the child too much, but a large part of the reason is because his physical condition does not allow it.

Moli understood his mother, and he no longer wanted to be a soldier. There are some things that you can't just do if you want to.

prison.

The thin monkey has been rampant in the sea for many years, full of crimes, and was sentenced to death without any surprise.

He admitted all his crimes, but he put forward a condition and asked to see a person, the person who arrested him last time!

According to regulations, this is not allowed.

But he still has a lot of things that he hasn't explained, so Slim Monkey uses those things that haven't been explained as bargaining chips, demanding to see the person wearing camouflage uniform number 11.

The prison and the police system have seriously considered it and decided to ask the troops to cooperate.

Litian received the order, so he changed his clothes and went to the prison to meet the thin monkey.

When you arrive at the prison, the first person you see is the prison leader.

Because Litian has not received professional training, he does not know how to ask for valuable clues, so the leader specially asked negotiators to give him simple training, and told Litian: "Don't be nervous, we will look at it in the next room Then, what should I say, I will use the earphone to remind you."

"Okay." He was nervous but not nervous, mainly because he was confused and didn't know why the pirate leader wanted to see him.

trial room.

Li Tian'er sat at the judgment table, and the thin monkey was brought in.

When he saw Litian, a gleam of light flashed in his gray eyes, and he couldn't suppress his excitement.

The thin monkey was taken to a place to sit down, handcuffed, and he suddenly asked the prison guard: "You all go out, I just want to talk to him."

"Be honest, don't try to play tricks," the prison guard disagreed.

"Fine, if you don't agree, then I won't say a word." He looked up at the sky, assuming that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

Litian nodded slightly to the prison guard: "You all go out, I can do it alone."

The guards went out and locked the door from the outside.

The thin monkey became emotional again, he made two strange gestures, and Li Tian stared at him the whole time, not understanding what it meant.

"Boss, it's me, Skinny Monkey, I didn't expect you to be alive, that's great, where have you been all these years?"

"What did you say?"

Litian felt that this person was mentally abnormal.

"Boss, don't you know me?" The thin monkey asked anxiously.

Really do not know.

Litian collected everything from childhood to adulthood, and there was no such person among the people he knew.

"No, boss, you are so young!" Shouhouhao finally found out the problem.

"Be honest, don't play tricks in front of me, don't you want to see me? Now I'm in front of you, explain all your problems clearly."

The thin monkey didn't pick on him, and said to himself: "No, the accent is wrong, and the look is wrong, but they look exactly the same, what's the matter?"

"What exactly?"

"You are the son of the boss!" Although the thin monkey realized it belatedly, he finally figured it out.

Litian scolded: "Nonsense, explain your problem quickly, and be honest." His veins burst out of anger.

The negotiator taught him those words just now, and he forgot them all.

"Did you know? Your father turned out to be our boss. Back then, I followed him to eat and drink hot food. Although we were begging for a living at sea, with our heads strapped to our belts, we were exchanging money with our lives, but your father was very kind to us."

"If it wasn't for Sheng Hanyu from Jiangzhou, your father wouldn't have died. You should call me uncle!"