Douluo Sword Demon cannot rise again

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Whenever she sees her idol she says:

"Wow~ My husband is so handsome!"

"Okay, okay, he is your husband, then who am I?"

"You are my boyfriend!"

Okay, hold back, listen to me, brother, next time she calls her idol her husband, just hold a photo of Kanna Hashimoto and call her your wife!

At this time, there was a commotion at the gate of the city, and people fled outside. Tian and Oscar walked against the crowd. They saw a beast possessed by a martial spirit holding a giant sword, the Soul Emperor, and a soul holding a huge scythe. The king was at the city gate, and they had killed several civilians nearby, and shouted over there

"I am Theo, the Darkborn Sword Demon! I will slaughter the entire city!"

At this time, Tian and Oscar watched this performance with great interest, because this was not the first time. Tian and Oscar had encountered this kind of "performance" no less than ten times, and the rumors they had heard were even worse. Most of the time, every city has its own version. At first, the two of them were still wondering what was going on. Later, after seeing the first performance, they realized that this was a little trick of Wuhun Palace.

Wuhundian: Since you want to mess with me, let me ruin your reputation first. Then some people who claim to be righteous will naturally come to deal with you, and we will take the opportunity to gain reputation.

Tian admitted that what the Wuhun Palace did was still effective. At least when it came to destroying the Wuhun Palace, some fools would stand up and say they were doing harm to the people. This made Tian a little embarrassed. Should he kill? Or not to kill? This is a problem, although I still kill him in the end.

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Let's get back to the topic. Tian looked at the poor performance of the two people in front of him and said to Oscar and Aatrox Laast beside him, "Do you think this one is better than the previous ones? I I feel quite embarrassed.”

Oscar shook his head and said, "No, four points at most."

Aatrox scored "two points"

fly. Rayastra said with interest, "I think it's quite interesting, I'll give you 6 points."

At this time, Oscar began to complain about Rayaste, "Rayaste, you find it interesting even if you don't think so. Tell me what you find boring."

Rayast said the word "Eat daddy" calmly.

......

Everyone was silent for a while, and then Tian felt two eyes on him, and said awkwardly, "Stop talking, stop talking, just watch the show, it's wonderful."

Everyone turned their attention back to the two impostors. The two impostors had been surrounded by guards just now and were now killing the guards without restraint.

After seeing this, Oscar wanted to take action, "These two people dare to do it for real! I'm going to kill them!"

Tian stopped Oscar and said to him, "Wait a minute, these people only have superficial injuries, their weapons are all iron, and these guards are all soul masters. Except for a few civilians who died on the ground, there are basically no casualties. Great, you’ll see about it later.”

Oscar resisted the urge to go up and stop the two men, and stayed where he was to watch these two wise performances.

At this time, a figure rushed towards the two actors and shouted, "Bold monster! How dare you act in front of my Wuhun Palace!" Then seven soul rings rose up behind him, and began to look powerful towards the two actors. Big, actually small fart attack.

After watching it, Tian couldn't help complaining, "Wow! Oscar! Look how fake these guys are! It makes me so fucking sick, these are all fucking geoducks!"

Oscar also raised his forehead and smiled bitterly, "Oh, and the most important thing is that there are only a few people around, and I don't know who they are performing for."

In the end, Tian couldn't stand it anymore, and wanted to play "The Storm" to them on the spot, and then shouted next to them: "Stop, don't fight anymore, you won't kill anyone."

When Tian was preparing to take action, Tian saw a familiar figure, yes! It was the somewhat mentally retarded Lord of Tianshui City back then.

While activating the martial spirit, the city lord saw the three people fighting fiercely and couldn't help but anxiously shouted, "Master of the branch hall! Let me help you!"

Then the three people seemed to have a tacit understanding, and they exchanged palms. The two impostors patted the branch hall master by the way, and then the branch hall master immediately vomited blood and flew backwards in one go, and then hit the city lord who came over. The city lord had to catch him, and then the two impostors fled quickly.

When Tian saw this scene, he seemed to know something and said to Oscar:

"Haha, Oscar, go find those two impostors. I seem to have a feeling what Wuhundian wants to do. Oh! By the way, remember to bring their heads back to me."

After Oscar heard this, he didn't say anything, nodded and disappeared.

"Aatrox, turn on the stealth mode. I want to see if the conspiracy of this Spirit Hall is what I think!"

Aatrox hid Tian's aura, and then said, "You are quite aware of this kind of thing. How did you learn this? You are almost as good as the top spies in Valoran."

Tian smiled slightly, pressed the hat on his head, and said to Aatrox, "Because I am the successor of communism, we have been used to seeing these bad tricks since we were young."

"Communist successor? Sounds pretty noble."

"Okay, stop talking and tell me what they are talking about."

Tian's eyes turned to the branch hall master who had just been knocked away and was now pretending to adjust his breath, as well as the mentally retarded city master who was looking at him anxiously.

When the branch master saw that it was time, he stopped acting, then stood up tremblingly, his face deliberately pale.

Upon seeing this, the city lord immediately activated the martial soul ring: a staff with five rings. Then he applied several restorative buffs to the branch hall master and asked him, "Is the branch hall master okay?"

At this time, the branch hall master's face was still pale, and his words were a little weak. "It's nothing serious, but...the two notorious dark demons will not give up. They are very powerful! I hope that tonight The city lord can come to Wuhun Hall and we can discuss countermeasures."

After hearing this, Tian almost vomited: Please! You didn't even open the martial soul's true body when you beat them! Do you think that wise city lord would believe it?

Unexpectedly, the city lord on the side nodded very seriously and said, "Okay! I will go tonight. I also hope that your body will recover as soon as possible, the branch master."

After saying that, he turned around and walked towards the injured soldiers.

Now Tian is completely defeated, even a little collapsed: Damn! You are really giving me face! Believe everything you say? This shit! You (civilization and harmony)! Yes (civilization and harmony)! (civilization and harmony)! ! ! Damn you! ! Why! ! You're stuffing Oli into my mouth! do you know? (Because it is too dirty, I am typing this out for fear of being blocked)

It seems that Tianshui City is in danger!

By this time Oscar had come back, holding two heads wrapped in black cloth in his hands. Looking at the collapsed Tian, ​​he couldn't help but ask, "Boss, what's wrong?"

Tian kneaded his temples and said to Oscar, "Osborne, tonight at Wuhun Hall, I want to take a good look at what they are planning to discuss. It's like a dog! Damn! I've never seen such an idiot before!"

(Author! Come out! Do you want to poison us by arranging such a mentally retarded person!)

(Author: Actually, I want to say that there are indeed such stupid people in our real life. I have personally tested and found that there is such a person.)