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When the north wind howled, Hidan was kicked into the river by Kakuzu.

“It’s so cold~~It’s so cold~~”

Hidan fluttered in the slowly flowing river water for a while, and finally floated on the surface with his belly facing up, spitting water out of his mouth.

After he choked and vomited all the water in his lungs, he looked at Kakuzu with an angry face and shouted loudly: "What on earth are you going to do, you guy?"

Kakuzu replied: "The smell of blood on your body is too strong. I can't bear it anymore, and if you go there like this, you will be discovered. So you should take a good dip."

Hidan raised his arm, and the wet sleeves ran along the arm to the bottom, "How long will it take to soak? It's really cold in here, my brain will be frozen."

"If you are frozen, I will use Fire Release to help you thaw it." Kakuzu was always merciless when talking to Hidan.

Hidan was extremely dissatisfied with this idea, so he sneezed,

Although he is immortal, he does not want to experience what it means to be in the world of ice and fire, nor does he want to lose his hair.

No matter how you say it, his hairstyle can be called handsome, right?

He shook his arm that was so cold that he had lost all feeling, and said in a low voice: "Kakuto, I seem to be sick. It seems to be a cold, well~ it could also be a fever."

"Is it true?" Kakuzu's unchanging voice showed a slight fluctuation, "If it is true, it is really a great sign."

"It's a good thing." He finally made this judgment.

"Baga, what is a good thing about being sick?" Hidan was an ordinary person before he had the immortal body. Naturally, he had also been sick. He had felt the pain of illness.

That taste is not good.

Kakuzu said: "Of course it's a good thing. If you can still get sick, it means you are still a human being."

The word "people" is very important.

Because he is very far away from that word. Now, except for the skin that maintains his appearance and a few organs such as the heart, there is nothing that can be called human.

Hidan replied: "Of course I am a human being, a human being who believes in the Evil God-sama, a human being who serves the Evil God-sama, a human being who is blessed by the Evil God-sama, and a human being who promotes the Evil God-sama's will."

He said a series of words that only he could say with a serious face, and with a push of his hands, he crawled out of the water, and then walked slowly to the shore.

"Have I washed myself?" Hidan asked.

Kakuzu shrugged his nose symbolically, and then replied: "That's almost it. Let's move on. There's still a long way to go."

"It's really troublesome." Hidan curled his lips, "This mission is really troublesome. Although the targets are all trash, why are there so many of them?"

Kakuzu replied: "If the strength is strong, there will be fewer individuals, and if the strength is weak, there will be more individuals. This is the rule of the world."

"That's not necessarily true," Hidan twisted the clothes that had become extremely heavy after absorbing water, and then kissed the Evil God necklace around his neck, "If those people are willing to join the Evil God Cult, and then serve the Evil God wholeheartedly like me. , and if you offer sacrifices to Lord Evil God with all your heart, you will surely be able to bathe in Lord Evil God’s glory and have endless life like me.”

"Maybe, not everyone can do it to your level." Kakuzu said calmly.

In his eyes, Hidan was both a fool and a madman.

This idiot became the craziest believer after he was tricked into joining the evil cult. In order to gain the so-called "glory", he killed all the other believers. It can be said that he "exchanged" his companions for many people's unforgettable memories. Ability.

"That's because they don't understand the existence of the evil god, nor the power of the evil god." Hidan licked his cold lips, and the white mist spread in all directions with his breath, and his body returned to normal. temperature.

"Only an idiot like you would believe it." Kakuzu blinked. He thought Hidan's words were ridiculous.

Although there are many reasons in this world that force people to believe in religion, such as: war, poverty, disease...

However, there are very few who are truly religious.

Because worshiping God is not the same as being religious.

It's very simple.

Those who truly believe in religion either have nothing, step into the abyss, or are just like Hidan - without a brain.

God is a joke.

Payne is no exception.

What kind of eternal peace is really ridiculous.

That kind of thing is, at best, a fantasy, at worst, a daydream.

Hidan shook his fist twice at Kakuzu, protesting what the latter said just now - he was not an idiot.

Kakuzu braked hard to avoid the fist that was about to hit his head, and then gently pushed away the wet fist before continuing to walk forward. After getting a distance from Hidan, Shiro said: "You don't want to do this this time. Let’s do it, leave it all to me.”

"Do you want to keep the sacrifice to yourself?" Hidan asked, "If that's the case, I definitely don't agree to it."

It is a necessary etiquette to offer sacrifices to Lord Evil God after every battle. If Lord Evil God is neglected, Lord Evil God will definitely punish you.

Disrespect to God is a grave sin.

"I just don't want to wait another 10 minutes." Kakuzu walked faster and faster.

"It's only three and ten minutes." Hidan shook his arm, and his frozen joints made a cracking sound, "This is necessary."

Kakuzu said: "But as long as you don't take action, these three and ten minutes will be saved."

"You guy, really..."

Hidan suddenly slipped while walking and fell to the ground. The weapon tied to his back flew out, and the scarlet blade was caught by Kakuzu's fallen foot.

Kakuzu turned on the spot and looked dangerously at Hidan, who had a layer of "snow mask" on his face.

"You wouldn't even walk away for something like this, would you?"

Faced with the usual sharp comments, Hidan climbed up while grabbing the rope on the end of the weapon, shouting: "It's just the ice on the shoes, you idiot."

"I am indeed a fool," Kakuzu replied.

"Nani?!" Hidan felt very unbelievable. How could Kakuzu admit that he was an idiot?

He looked up at Kakuzu, but the latter looked away.

The former followed the other person's line of sight and finally saw several figures whose faces could not be seen clearly.

"I'm stupid," Kakuzu repeated, but this time he gave the reason, "Why didn't I find this big fish?"

"Big fish?"

"Of course, Hidan, hurry up."

Kakuzu has no time to chat with Hidan now, because he knows that this opportunity cannot be missed and will never come back.

So he could only urge Hidan, who was slightly slow to react, and then immediately ran in the direction of the big fish.