Cultivate Immortals with Naruto Skills

The first class was taught by Baiye Dixian.

The Baiye Dixian on the podium spoke with great energy, and from time to time he would also perform some wonderful magic tricks.

Everyone listened attentively, and everyone benefited a lot from this lesson.

Of course, except Wang Yan.

Everyone is listening to the lecture seriously, except Wang Yan, who is wandering around the world. This is not because Wang Yan is not serious, but because he really doesn’t understand.

Leng Sisi hasn't figured out the exercises he picked up at the market yet, so how can he understand the lessons taught by Baiye Dixian.

For example, this

"The true energy used during the physical training period is to use the true energy stored in the body to resonate with the aura of heaven and earth, thereby mobilizing it. The mana after entering the spiritual realm is communicated with heaven and earth, and is operated by emc to save casting time. Purpose"

Everyone shouted and suddenly became enlightened, nodding their heads one after another.

Wang Yan:

so

Even if you come to the world of cultivation, you can't escape the physical torture

Wang Yan thought that he was pretty good at physics when he was a child, but how could he achieve scientific cultivation?

I originally thought that he would make a wonderful counterattack with his own efforts, but the reality was cruel.

With zero foundation, he is still in a state of confusion until now.

Baiye Dixian's words were both shallow and profound, and everyone was unable to extricate themselves from listening to them.

When Bai Ye Dixian said: "Everyone knows that Class 1 is the top class in the entire Cultivation Academy. Many people have been exposed to the communication of the energy of the world and the simple mobilization of a trace of mana, so we will not explain too much about the content of true power. After all, the most important thing to break through to the fairyland is to understand the magic power. These are all point questions."

Wang Yan became anxious upon hearing this, "Don't worry, what you said is correct, but it is only limited to those geniuses in Class 1. As a person with absolutely zero basic skills, he didn't understand the real power, so he skipped it and started studying mana." Got it

As a result, Wang Yan vaguely saw a huge sleeping pill distributing its power. Finally, Wang Yan fell on the table and fell asleep.

He had a dream that he returned to Earth and returned to the talk show scene again.

Same scene, same location.

Only once, Wang Yan came back as the Heavenly God of War in order to eliminate the karma of his life.

The reason is that he became possessed by the fart stinking to death and was stuck on the threshold of becoming a god, unable to take a step forward.

So Wang Yan must go back to the past and eliminate the karma in his heart before he can go further.

Looking at the familiar scenes and smelling the stench and unpleasant smell,

"Shut up, you bastard"

Wang Yan shouted angrily, stood up and pointed at the woman in front of him.

The woman turned around and showed an evil smile, "I didn't expect my identity to be discovered by you."

"Hmph, how can you deceive me with just a blind eye? You will die, you bastard."

Wang Yan roared angrily, and the two of them collided immediately.

In the blink of an eye, the two of them had fought for three hundred rounds. This battle shocked the world and made ghosts and gods cry, and the world was darkened.

The stinky fart gasped heavily, "You are so strong, who the hell are you?"

"Humph" Wang Yan "I am the invincible God of War in heaven"

The stinky fart immediately cried out and begged for mercy, "It turns out to be the God of War. You are so strong, but why did you sleep in class?"

"What are you talking about? I am eliminating karma," Wang Yan yelled, not understanding what happened to the stinky fart.

"What are you talking about? If you don't wake up, I will beat you into evil."

"You are impudent. If you dare to disrespect the God of War in Heaven, you will get punched by me." Wang Yan became angry and punched out. Unexpectedly, the opponent's fist was bigger and more powerful than his own.

The fist hit Wang Yan so hard that stars appeared in his eyes and the world was spinning.

"Ah, it hurts." Wang Yan yelled and woke up suddenly. He covered his swollen and hot head, and then he woke up and realized that he was dreaming.

He looked at the classmates around him looking at him with strange eyes, and he suddenly understood that it was over, and he was still in class.

Looking up, sure enough, a beautiful woman was standing in front of his desk, holding a textbook in her hand and looking at him angrily.

"I'm sorry, teacher, have you seen the stinky fart?" Wang Yan stood up immediately and bowed apologetically.

As soon as these words came out, everyone burst into laughter.

Leng Sisi turned his head in shame and covered his face with one hand.

"Your name is Wang Yan, right? I'll send you to see the stinky fart."

Wang Yan was stunned and realized that he had said the wrong thing. He raised his head and was about to apologize.

His head was injured again, stars appeared in his eyes again, and a second bag floated from his head.

"Listen carefully. If you talk in your sleep next time in my class, be careful, I will send you directly to meet the stinky fart you are obsessed with."

Wang Yan shivered with fright, "I swear, there won't be a next time."

The interlude ended here, and the woman returned to the podium to continue explaining the knowledge about miraculous medicines.

"Si Si, Si Si, what happened just now?" Wang Yan asked in a low voice towards Leng Sisi next to him.

To be honest, if possible, Leng Sisi really didn't want to answer Wang Yan.

But when she saw Wang Yan pitifully carrying two big bumps on his head, she said softly: "Do you know how long you have been sleeping?"

"Uh, two classes," Wang Yan asked tentatively.

"You slept in four classes, and this is the last one. get out of class is almost over." Leng Sisi said angrily.

"Oh my God," Wang Yan exclaimed, it's only been four classes?

I think back then I was a genius who could sleep from morning self-study to noon self-study.

Hey, it seems that my skills have regressed.

"If you sleep peacefully, the teacher will not care about you,"

"But you still talk in your sleep, and your voice is quite low. Maybe the classmates in the next class have heard your wonderful remarks." Leng Sisi looked at Wang Yan sympathetically.

"What did I say?" Wang Yan felt bad.

Leng Sisi dragged his cheeks cutely, trying to recall something funny, and burst out laughing.

After laughing for a while, he said: "Shut up, you bad-mouthed fart."

"Who dares to talk in sleep in class?"

"What are you talking about? I am the god of war in heaven, here to eliminate karma."

"Whether you wake up or not, I will beat you into evil"

"You are so presumptuous that you dare to be disrespectful to the God of War in heaven, so I will give you a punch."

"I can't remember the rest clearly, but in this wonderful dialogue, you were woken up."

Leng Sisi smiled and arched her eyebrows. In order not to frustrate Wang Yan's self-esteem, she suppressed her smile. But when she saw Wang Yan's confused expression and the two big bags on his head, Leng Sisi In the end I couldn't hold it back.

Wang Yan finally realized how miserable he was, so he just wanted to sleep, but he even called the teacher a stinker.

This time, in addition to the title of "the household with the strongest connections", there will probably be another one, the title of "the household with the strongest connections that has been ruined".