The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Ilmi. Beat the enemy, the eldest son of the enemy, currently the killer with the highest attendance rate of the enemy, Killua's eldest brother.

From the time he was six years old, beating the enemy Hakka has confirmed that he will not become the head of the family.

Of course, it's not because of the black hair color inherited from his mother, or the reason why his abilities are so outrageous in the operating system.Simply because of his character.

Operating systems are control freaks, this is not a joke, it is a fact.But even if they are all control freaks, there is still a matter of degree. Although some people are of the enhancement type, they are also very cunning; similarly, although some people are of the manipulation type, they manipulate people's hearts with clever methods.

Yi Mi just happens to be that kind of very traditional operating system control freak, even a little bit obsessive-compulsive.After various assessments and calculations, everyone in the Beaten Hakka family had to accept that if Yi Mi became the head of the family, it is very likely that there would be no loyal servants in the whole family and there would only be puppets, and the Beaten Hakka family would become a living doll empire. the result of.

Siba:......

Children's education is so difficult.

So he and his wife worked hard and gave birth to their second child, Miji.

Not long after Mi Ji was born, they discovered to their disappointment that Mi Ji was not very talented.Not a killer.Some people are born with weaker physiques than others. This is congenital. Muscle quantity, cell quality, etc. will all affect this result.

So when the third child, Killua, was born, it was determined that he was a child capable of taking on big responsibilities, and his physical fitness was astonishing. This moved the whole family, and they especially loved Killua to the point of being twisted.

Including Il fans.

Even Elmi loves Killua more than his father and mother.In his opinion, beating up the enemy Hakka family head is very laborious, energy-consuming, extremely risky, and it even has to pay for the family's expenses.If his 'useless' brother hadn't been incompetent, there would be no need for his lovely brother to bear this hard work and risk.

As a result, such a beloved younger brother, who is worthy of pride, actually ran away from home and even made friends outside!

"A killer has no friends."

Of course, this was not said by his father, but by Yi Mi himself. On the one hand, he was stating the facts he knew, but on the other hand, it was actually just a 'complaint' made by the big brother who was beating up his enemies.

——The killer has no friends. What kind of friends he needs? Family (specifically, my brother and me) are enough.

Killua may not remember that when he was a child, he played well with his elder brother (actually it was the zombie-faced elder brother who chased Killua like a ghost as he tried to escape). However, since the Alluka incident, even if Killua's Memory, Killua seems to have remembered something subconsciously, always hiding from Ilmi.

...Ilmi's favorability towards Alluka directly DOWN from zero to negative.

Ilmi managed to trick his younger brother Killua back home from the hunter exam.

As a result, his house became a tree, a towering tree.

Yi Mi: "..."

The scariest thing is that my mother actually likes it very much!

Ji Qiu: "It's so beautiful! Can't we just transform the tree into a tree that beats up enemy Hakkas?"

Grandpa Jienuo: "No, it's too eye-catching. Come over here and help shovel the trees, restore the landscape to its original state, and then rebuild."

Yi Mi: "…………"

His heart was bleeding, and he seemed to hear the sound of gold coins falling in his ears. It was not falling into his pocket, but falling out of his pocket.

But he couldn't act without authorization. Dad said he would solve it.

Yi Mi stared at Xiaojie's foursome.

Xiaojie: "Yes, I'm sorry, I will help!"

Well, I finally solved the problem of the big tree. After beating the enemy Hakkas to get a place to sleep, I calculated the losses and Yi Mi’s heart was bleeding.

Can dad get the money back?Yi Mi was deeply suspicious. The other party was a telepathic person who could make such a big tree suddenly grow. He should be very powerful.This fight was probably a life-and-death battle. If he was killed, he would probably not get any money. If he was not killed, it would prove that the opponent was very strong, and he would not get any money. It would be a huge loss.

Yi Mi looked at Xiaojie again.

——It is natural that the father’s debt should be paid by the son.

He gave the bill directly to Xiaojie.

Xiaojie and his friends' eyes bulged out, and they turned into shouting men with stiff postures on the spot.

Xiaojie shed tears: "Yes, I'm sorry, I really don't have that much money."

Yi Mi: "It doesn't matter. You can kill people to pay off debts for our family."

Xiaojie cried even harder: "I'm sorry, but I really don't want to kill anyone."

Yi Mi: "...Then pay back the money."

After a stalemate in circles, their father Sheba finally came back with Killua and Alluka.

Yi Mi looked at his father with a bruised nose and face in astonishment. How many years had he not seen his father's face stained?

Ji Qiu: "——Is this a fight with the other party? Did he win? Did he win against you? Siba?"

Sheba:…….

Okay, he has been shouting at Anada all this time. When he sees a seeded player who is better than him, is it immediately Siba?

Even if he knows that his wife has this kind of virtue and the law of the jungle style from Meteor Street, she is still his dear wife and he doesn’t want to lose her so easily!

Siba: "I didn't lose."

Yes, how can we talk about winning or losing in a competition? We are just discussing, there is no competition.

Ji Qiu immediately expressed a gentle expression: "As expected of Anada."

Siba is calm on the surface but heavy on the inside.

I will never let this Senju Hashirama appear in front of my wife again, no matter what reason!As long as he doesn't show up, I will always be the strongest in my wife's eyes!

Yi Mi: "Father, the bill..."

Xiba's heart felt even heavier. He is indeed my eldest son. If you don't ask your father, me, Killua or even unknown objects, you should ask for the bill first!Those who shout, "The poor will raise your son, the rich will raise your daughter" are pigs!How could you raise your son to be so stingy and poor?

But it has been developed like this, and Xiba can only admit it.

Siba: "He said the bill was paid by Jin, Xiaojie's other father."

Yi Mi: "Another father?"

Siba: "Yes, Xiaojie's race seems to be able to have children of both genders."

Yi Mi: "...!!!"

Yi Mi looked at Xiaojie differently.

Before, it was the look in the eyes of parents who disliked their son for hanging out with gangsters with bad grades.

Now, it's the mother-in-law's critical look that dislikes her son for having a shabby girlfriend.

Xiaojie: "...Huh? But I'm also looking for Jin. I don't have Jin's contact information?"

Just as he was talking, Wutong told Xiba that there was a call for the master. When Xiba answered the call, it turned out to be Xiaojie's father, Jin.Jin first apologized and said that Hashirama had contacted him to tell him, and then prepared to take out several cards of Archangel's Breath, an extremely rare telekinesis ability that can heal the whole body, which are very valuable for beating up enemies. A memory device and classical books, equivalent to the full amount of money for the reconstruction of the enemy Hakka, as well as an information record sheet related to the Dark Continent, use these as compensation, and promise to owe the family of the enemy Hakka, Chairman Ba, a favor at any time. efficient.

After Xi considered it for a moment, he added some other requests.

Agree that this is the end of the matter.

"However, we still have to explain to the outside world why a tree suddenly appeared in Hakka. Otherwise, it will cause damage to our family's reputation."

Sheba replied.

"You know, our killers are talking about brand effect. If others mistakenly think that we beat the enemy Hakka and are attacked, it will destroy our family's brand. Logically speaking, Senju Hashirama should be listed as the target of the hunt and killed. He later clarified the facts and explained that no one can step on our family's reputation. But since you said so and Hashirama is very sincere, I think the matter can be ended here, but the explanation must also be explained. It's not an enemy attack. Externally, we are going to claim that it was caused by the Senju family, our in-laws, who came to support us and lost control of the Nen ability battle. I asked Hashirama before, and he said that as long as Xiaojie agrees with you, he will agree."

Jin: "This guy Hashirama... you ask Xiaojie for me. If Xiaojie agrees, that's it. I have no objection."

Selling your son to pay off your debt?With him, he is worthy of being a cosmic mushroom. He deceives his younger brother at home and his son here.

Ilmi: "Father, this is not appropriate. How can we let such a child be with Killua——"

Siba: "Did I say it was Killua? I have so many sons, which one can't do it? Wait for his consent on this issue, and you juniors can discuss it for yourselves."

Ilmi:——! ! !

Okay!If it's not Killua's engagement, could it be my other brothers' engagement or even my own?

Yi Mi's heart aches when he thinks of the financial losses Xiaojie's father has caused to them. He doesn't want such a loser!

So Ilmi replied at the speed of light: "I'm sorry, Father, considering that Hisoka and I are already engaged, I think it would be more appropriate to choose my other brothers."

As he said that, Yi Mi actually showed his hand - there was a ring on his hand that he didn't know when he put it on!

Siba:...? ! ! !

ENWhat? ? !

Engage!Yes, this word means contract. This word is sometimes used in alliance contracts, but it also means engagement!Especially with this scene and context, it’s like an engagement announcement!

Xiba's blood pressure monitor went up: "Hisoka?!"

Okay, one thing didn't get done, and another thing exploded!Who is Hisoka!When did he talk to his son——? !

Siba: "Yirmi, we'll talk about your business later. Xiaojie, you just heard it, what do you think?"

Xiaojie first had green eyes, then blushed.

Both of their friends are also green-eyed.

Leorio: "What a shameful father you are! How could you sell your son to pay off your debt!"

Kurapika: "But if the other party is Killua...it depends on Gon's own wishes first."

Gon: "That... I think... it's too sudden. I never thought about that aspect at all. I mean, I regard Killua as a friend..."

friend?

Sheba internally reviewed the definition of friends in the dungeon he played on Greed Island, and saw that Killua also blushed and said, "Friends..." with his fingers, and he knew it well.

So he replied to Jin: "You heard it just now. Xiaojie agreed. That's it. We will meet again before the child is almost an adult."

Jin: "No problem, see you then!"

Xiaojie: "...???"

Why, why, dad?I'm talking about friends, friends!

Siba thought to herself, yes, I know what friends of your race mean, it doesn't matter, you juniors can just communicate directly for the rest.Before that...

"Yirmi, come here."

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"Ding dong~"

Hisoka, who continued to hang out in the sky arena, received a text message.

"Oh, it's Xiaoyi~ It's rare to come to me on your own initiative. Let me see what's going on~"

I happened to be bored recently. I heard that several members of the brigade were arrested and exchanged for bounties. So those few people were so angry that after escaping from prison, they were looking for their captors. I heard that it was a big apple. Once they found it, they could enjoy the rewards. Got it~ (heart)

[Yi: My dad wants to see you, come quickly. 】

Hisoka: "...?"

Hisoka may not know yet that some kind of friends are used for cheating, and some kind of friends can also be used as boyfriends to support others. ,please keep in mind:,.

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