The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

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You have to admit, Senju Hashirama is a very versatile man. It’s as if it doesn’t feel out of place for him to wear a military uniform and a military hat, make a fisted POSS and mix it with any manual. He wears beach pants and a large flowered jacket. It doesn't look vulgar, and the style of painting blends perfectly with this outfit.

Under such a model, the person next to him is dressed exactly the same as him. Even the sunglasses are the same style. He is good-looking and looks like a noble boy. When he puts on this outfit, he looks like a noble boy in beach clothes. But with him Lying side by side in the same posture, an inexplicable and strong smell of JO comes out.

No wonder the father and his son were shocked when they saw this scene, thinking that they had arrived too late and that their own cubs had been raised by foreign mushrooms.

Only this time, Shiba and Killua really misunderstood, and Hashirama was really innocent.

He was also very tired of revising the copy of the script and has been busy until now.

There was no way, and he didn't expect that the values ​​​​and combat effectiveness of the two worlds were very different in all aspects. These factors must be considered when adjusting the copy.

for example--

Du En: "Wait a minute, how do you ask players to perform tasks here? It's too impregnable!"

Hashirama: "You can use the transformation technique. If you are a ninja, you can use it."

Du En: "The player is just using the title of ninja. He is not a ninja, so he doesn't know how to use it! Change it for me!"

Hashirama: "Well, let's set up a prop called group face blindness. If you get this prop, you can continue to pass the level."

Du En: "I suspect you are despising the player's IQ! Forget it, let's go through this first, next, why are the NPCs here so powerful! Your son - Xiaojie is also your son, right? He is your biological son, right? Is there anything wrong with you asking your own son to use his face to attack people who would normally be seriously injured by people with advanced telekinesis abilities? The setting of the guard ninja is too powerful and has too many types of abilities. Pick three abilities for me to keep and cancel the others!"

Hashirama: "This won't work! There are only so many basic abilities of ninjas. All ninjas will have these basic abilities. If he can't deal with this, he won't be able to survive in my world. It can't be changed!"

In the end, the two argued for a long time and reached a balance. They reduced the number of guards and left only four guards. However, these four guards were able to work together to kill mid-to-high-level telekinesis users. Du En struggled for a long time and decided to change the copy from single to single. The human mode has been changed to a team mode, with 2-4 people forming a group. As for NPC friends, they are no longer generated according to the player's gender but are set to have a fixed gender of male.

Finally, after debugging, Leiza was given another test.

Leza was beaten away by his 'good friend'.

Du En: "Senju Hashirama!!! The strength setting of your good friend is too outrageous!"

Hashirama: "Huh?"

Du En: "Hey! Do you know what Leza's concept of strength is in our world? What's the point of setting a BOSS that is absolutely impossible to defeat!"

Hashirama: "This is set according to Madara's strength in his childhood. He didn't even have the Mangekyo or Rinneyan opened! All he has is the ordinary Sharingan that copies the opponent's Taijutsu and skills. Is it really difficult to defeat him?"

Du En: "No need to reiterate, I already know that you are as strong as an animal, and your world is full of monsters. The world you are in now is not like this! Although this copy of the game is for your son, it is not only Only your son should play! If you don’t consider your son, you should also consider the public players!”

Hashirama pointed at him: "But I set Banban too weak. If Banban comes to play in the future and finds out, he will break up with me."

Du En: "Is this Banban also your good friend?"

Hashirama nodded.

Du En thought to herself, well, another practical wife who is a good friend is really a playboy.It seems that henpecked people are the same in all worlds.

Du En: "Okay, okay, then it's the same as the dungeon of Leza. Instead of directly engaging in a BOSS battle, you can play a game. Set it up as a BOSS battle and forcefully enter the game. The game will have the chance of winning and you will pass the level."

Hashirama: "Okay, okay! Banban is good at illusions. Let's set up an illusion. What do you think if you see through the illusion, you will be recognized by Banban?"

Du En: "——Where can I go to do illusions for you!" You are making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!

In the end, the ghost lamp kindly supported a special hell grass that can release hallucinogenic effects. Hashirama also contributed a formation set up by his brother Tobirama that can create illusions in a specific range. It was engraved on the ground and protected with telekinesis. Planting the illusion-creating grass in it completes the setup.

Liszt: "This formation requires chakra from your world to activate it, but our world does not have chakra, so you can only replenish it every once in a while."

Hashirama: "It's so troublesome. I'll go back and ask Tobirama what I can do. If it doesn't work, I can just bring Tobirama here."

Ghost Lantern made a very devilish suggestion: "Your child should be able to use chakra like you, teach him to make a power bank, and maintain this place for a long time."

Hashirama suddenly realized: "As expected of Ghost Lantern, you are so smart!"

Liszt and Du En looked at the ghost lantern with a little awe in their expressions. Is this the stepmother's special care for her adopted son? It's scary, it's really scary!

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In short, setting up the dungeon was not as simple as originally imagined. After debugging and debugging, Hashirama was exhausted.

Building a copy so quickly and successfully testing it was beyond the expectations of several GMs. They found that Senju Hashirama was very capable. Compared with Jin who could never find anyone when working, he was like an angel!So Liszt kindly suggested that Hashirama go find Aluka who was doing debugging in Love City and take a rest with the children.Gui Deng stayed and started to pick on his hell dungeon with the GM - it was a real hell dungeon. I wonder if the GM could persuade Gui Deng to lower the difficulty and horror level.

Ghost Lantern: "Don't you have the breath of the archangel here? There is no need to lower the difficulty. It really doesn't matter if you use both magma and copper juice."

Du En: "——It has something to do with it!!!"

Hashirama was shocked when he heard that Alluka was in the city of love.

"Is it too early for him to be in love? Or is it popular here to fall in love at this age?"

How old is Alluka?At most [-] or [-] years old, do you want to fall in love at this age?

A mushroom that only begins to emit spores at the age of an uncle cannot understand why a sexually reproducing species falls in love so early.

Liszt chuckled: "It's still early for us here. Most of the love relationships at this time are childhood sweethearts or puppy love. But except for the city of love, all places require telekinesis to conquer. It doesn't matter. I specially arranged for Alluka. The most NPPC for young players in debugging love dungeons is chatting, eating cold drinks, and holding hands, which will not teach children bad things."

Hashirama breathed a sigh of relief. If something went wrong with Alluka, it would be a shame if Shiba didn't kill him and his little mushroom.

So Hashirama happily went to find Alluka, only to find that Alluka was working as a slave for a young lady NPC in the love dungeon, doing whatever others asked her to do.

Hashirama: "No, Alluka, this is not the right way to make friends! You can't do this!"

Alluka: "Huh? But, doesn't liking mean that you obey the other person or make the other person obey you?"

Hashirama: "Not at all! The demonstration of beating up the enemy Hakka is wrong. Let me show you the correct posture!"

Hashirama demonstrated it, and the result was...

...Yes, in the end, we somehow ended up becoming three beautiful NPCs who were obsessed with Hashirama.

Wait for him to spend a beach vacation with Alluka.

Aluka: "I understand. If you like someone, it goes without saying that the other person will automatically do all kinds of things to please you! Only when you let the other person do this is you like them!"

Hashirama: "I'm sorry, I set a wrong example. It's better to wait until you grow up to discuss this issue. Let's enjoy the sun, beach and coconut water first."

Alluka: "Well, it's so comfortable. I really want Brother Killua to enjoy the sun, beach and coconut water with me."

Hashirama: "No problem, I'll leave a message with the GM and tell them to come directly when logging in. Shiba should also relax. I think his face can't even be hit with a hammer. It would be too pitiful for his muscles to harden into facial paralysis." .”

Alluka whispered: "Brother Killua once said that our eldest brother seems to have facial paralysis."

Hashirama felt sad after hearing this: "My worries are indeed true. If this continues, your eldest brother and Killua will be your next fathers! Therefore, leisure and entertainment are also necessary in life. If there are no conditions , you need to create conditions for yourself to have fun!”

Alluka nodded to a certain existence in his heart and learned.

——The above is what happened before Sheba and the others arrived.

So it really wasn’t Hashirama who led Alluka to drunkenness and luxury, Hashirama was just teaching Alluka how to enjoy life.

Aluka, who has never had contact with the outside world, has never had much love.But now, he is playing HIGH on Greed Island, and his 'other self' has not even appeared so far. Alluka has begun to understand the importance of spiritual needs.

Maybe the 'other self' also knew that Alluka was having a lot of fun, and it was even as happy as Alluka, and it didn't want this happy time to end so soon!

"elder brother!"

When Alluka saw Killua coming, he ran over happily and threw himself into Killua's arms.

--Headache!Headache! ! !

Killua resisted the inexplicable labor pain and did not refuse the hug, but instead put his arms around his brother.

...It doesn't matter, even if I don't remember it now, even if I forget everything, we can still start over.It doesn't matter if we don't think about the past, we can make new memories.

Senju Hashirama came over, took off his sunglasses and looked at Killua, who was sweating on his forehead.

"What is this, a needle?"

He used Ning to see the long needle inserted into Killua's brain. It must be said that the position of this needle was very clever. It just hovered in a certain area of ​​​​the brain's memory, causing pressure on it.If it is deeper, it will pierce, if it is shallower, it will not touch. It is just right and achieves the effect of oppression.

Shiba wanted to say something, but saw that Senju Hashirama had already taken action. He put his palm against the painful part of Killua's head, combined his telekinesis and chakra, and inserted the needle formed by telekinesis into Killua's brain. It first softens and dissolves the thought into its most primitive form, and then pulls it out along the pores and Killua's own energy.

After a while, a needle as thin as hair was held in Senju Hashirama's hand.No, it is no longer a needle at this time, it has become as soft as hair due to the training just now.

Hashirama took one look at it, rolled it into his mouth with his tongue and ate it.

"Well, the taste is a bit spicy, and the character is hard to come by. The positive energy is so pitiful. Xiba, someone used a hidden weapon to harm your son. The other person is a very persistent and petty guy. People with this kind of personality should lack love and feel insecure since childhood. You are stubborn as hell, you have to be careful that your precious son doesn’t get assassinated without even knowing it.”

Siba: "..."

That reading acupuncture is my other precious son’s unique skill. I really can’t say this.

...And what do you mean you ate it? Dad’s fist is a bit hard. ,please keep in mind:,.