The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

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——Dad is coming!

Little Mushroom - no, we should call him Jay Fulis, is very nervous now.

"Great, great, great!"

Xiaojie happily pulled his companions and started jumping around, making others look happy too.

"Wait a minute, is your father the legendary bastard who abandoned you for so many years and refused to come home to see you and your aunt? Then we should work together to beat him up!"

His best friend No. [-], who was already a young man with a stubbled face wearing sunglasses, Leorio couldn't help but feel sorry for his friend.

Xiaojie waved his hand: "No, no, it's another dad, it's another dad."

His other good friend, the blond boy Kurapika, couldn't help but turn into beet-eyed: "Ah, the other dad, is he the stepdad?"

Xiaojie: "No, I was born from father and father."

...?

…………? ? ?

Not to mention his two friends, even the servants who were there to beat up the enemy Hakka couldn't help but have a somewhat shaken expression.

Wait, what did you just say?Daddy and daddy?

"Ah, Xiaojie, what did you just say?"

The silver-haired boy Killua, who had just opened the door and walked in to see his friend, beat up the enemy guest and turned into a cat face in shock.

Xiaojie: "Hey? Didn't I say that? I don't have a mother, but I have two fathers. I was born to my father and my father. One of my fathers is gold, which means that I choose to take the hunter exam. If I want to be more I understand my father. But I have another father. It is said that I was born to him. Recently he contacted me and asked if he could come to your house to visit. I also asked Wutong Butler just now and he said that he had asked your father for permission. I can accept his official visit."

Killua was shocked, that was his father!I usually ask my dad to show up to N-digit nuns, okay?

Xiaojie scratched his head: "I'm sorry, Killua, I dragged everyone to you without thinking about anything. It was only after my father reminded me that I noticed that your parents are your elders and also my elders. You shouldn't visit your elders." Empty handed.”

Killua: "No, wait, Gon, when you said this, you said you were born by your father. Could it be that your father...can he change gender?"

This is the only possibility. The world is so big, maybe there are people who can change gender?

Xiaojie hesitated for a moment, then told the truth: "No, actually my dad doesn't seem to be human."

Killua: "...?"

Xiaojie: "He was a ninja before, the kind who fought with the army, so he is also very interested in Killua and your family. Killua's father was also very interested in him after hearing about it, so he agreed to visit us. I'll stay a little longer until dad comes."

Killua: "——! A ninja, like Hanzo? Are ninjas so powerful? I can't tell!"

Kurapika said something fair: "Just like killers are strong and weak, I don't think Hanzo can represent the strength of all ninjas."

Leorio couldn't help but complain: "That's not the point. The point is that men give birth to children! Even if they are not human beings, how can men give birth to children!"

Kurapika explained forcefully while dripping sweat: "No, maybe it can be done. You see, a seahorse is a male raising children in a pouch. Maybe it is some kind of monster where males can also give birth to babies. Ah, I'm sorry, Xiaojie, I'm just guessing."

Xiaojie laughed dryly. He actually wanted to tell everyone that it was said that his father was a mushroom and he was a little mushroom.But this involves dad’s racial privacy, so it’s best to ask him himself.Even if one person is a father and the other person is a good friend, one should not reveal other people's privacy without permission.And he himself is mostly mixed-race, right?Dad said that the little mushroom can only mimic human beings after collecting human genes, so he should still have gold blood in his mouth, and be considered half-human?

Kurapika asked a very important question that everyone was curious about: "So Xiaojie, like your father, will you be able to have children when you grow up?"

Xiaojie: "Huh? I haven't thought about this problem... maybe, maybe?"

If he is also a mushroom, he can naturally emit small spores, just like his father gave birth to him?

——! ! !

Suddenly, the expressions of several good friends became subtle, and even the expressions of the servants (including the butler Wutong) who pretended to be silent were also very subtle.

——It sounds like it can give birth!

In other words, can it be seen as a human female, Xiaojie? ! !

Everyone looked at Xiaojie, and their eyes suddenly changed. They had their own gender filter.

Yes, a cute looking little boy can also be a little girl!It should be said that someone with such a manly temperament should be a little sister!

Wutong:——!I see, that’s why I want to meet the other party’s parents!Then Master Killua and Gon, it is actually very possible...well, you should be very cautious about this question!

Leorio: What, it turns out that Gon is also a girl equivalent to a human?I was so careless and ungentlemanly. I will be more gentlemanly towards the only woman among us from now on!

Kurapika: Wait, it was beeping during our hunter exam—and then it was beeping—and even more beeping—!Sorry, Xiaojie, we're sorry for you!

Killua:…….

Killua immediately became nervous: "Oops, it's not good for me to come out dressed casually like this. Xiaojie, wait a minute, I'll change into more formal clothes and I'll be back soon!"

Leorio: "Yes, Killua is absolutely right, I want to shave too! Wait for me!"

Kurapika: "No, Xiaojie, what you are wearing is too rough. Oh, there are still wounds on your face! Uncle will feel so distressed when he sees it! I will give you some medicine first, and some clothes - do you have any clothes here? "

Wutong pushed up his glasses: "Please leave it to me. I will prepare it right away."

Xiaojie: "...???"

The focus of these people was all wrong, and they completely forgot about the issue of beating the Gate of Hell for the enemy Hakka's external defense. In their subconscious, Xiaojie's father should be very powerful. They can push the Gate of Hell, and Xiaojie's father should also be able to push it. able.

Everyone was in a panic. Not long after, even Xiaojie had not changed his clothes. When Kurapika was helping him apply medicine, he heard the howling of Sanmao (a huge guard dog that beats the enemy Hakka) from outside. , and after Wutong and Wutong received the communication from the gatekeeper, an extremely bold and devilish hahaha sound came from inside.

"Ah, so cute! How can there be such a cute dog! Much smaller than Kyuubi! Can you be my psychic beast? What, you already have an owner? He's a good guy, I'm here to find my son, what? , I walked in through the gate, so it doesn’t matter? You’re so smart! Your master has trained you so well!”

——! ! !

Why can I communicate with Sanmao!Xiaojie was shocked!Living on Whale Island, he has a strong affinity with animals, but after actually seeing Sanmao, he still felt that it was very calm, like a machine, without a heart and unable to communicate.It turns out that it's not that he can't communicate, but that his reading comprehension isn't up to par?

Xiaojie was shocked.

Several friends who were preparing around quickly returned to Gon, and even Killua changed into a suit and arrived in time - wait, why are you wearing a suit? Didn't you always complain about Leorio wearing a suit? Isn’t it cool!You have changed, Killua!

Then the background sound of the magical wind in the communicator sounded farther and farther away, and there was a suspiciously similar echo outside the door approaching them at the speed of the wind. Finally, with a bang, the door opened!

"I'm coming, son!"||ヽ(*￣W￣*)ノミ|Ю

Everyone present, including Xiaojie himself, froze for three seconds, as if the video tape was playing for a long time and suddenly got stuck.

They stared wide-eyed at the person who suddenly appeared—the style of painting was completely different from theirs!

Leoli opened his mouth wide: "I said, what is that in his hand?"

Yes, what is so eye-catching is not only the painting style of the visitor, but more importantly, what is the big fish-like plant growing on the pot he is holding!

The extremely magical snapdragon swayed on the flower pot in Hashirama's arms, and finally stopped swinging. The whites of the goldfish's eyes moved, and its black eyes flicked to look at them.

Crowd: Swallow.

Wait a minute, what is this?

The thick-lined man was very happy: "Ah, are you all my son's friends? Hello everyone! This is a specialty snapdragon given to Xiaojie's friend's house. The boiled fish fillets are delicious. Xiaojie is bothering you here. "

Wutong is indeed a professional housekeeper. Even when faced with animals and plants he has never seen before, he can walk over and take it with both hands without expression: "You spent money."

...No, don’t ask what this is, you just don’t know enough to ask. As a housekeeper who beats an enemy Hakka, you can’t lower the price to your master!

It was probably because they had seen too many strange creatures during the hunter exam in the jungle. Everyone was just surprised by the mysterious shape of the snapdragon, and soon their attention focused on Xiaojie's father.

Although, well, the style of painting is different from Xiaojie's. I guess Xiaojie may look like another father, but his temperament is very similar, this kind of 'hahaha' Madharski feeling!

Xiaojie finally chose to pounce on his father whom he met for the first time: "Dad!"

Hashirama caught Gon, picked him up and lifted him high, high and high.

This is his little mushroom, happiness!Jin raised the little mushrooms very well!The little mushrooms themselves are emitting positive energy. Is this considered self-produced and self-sold?So cute~

Hashirama regretted not bringing Banban over, otherwise he could show off his son like crazy!

The joyful atmosphere made Snapdragon feel the same, and cried out, "Oh, lulu, lulu."

Audience: ...By the way, this thing can still bark?

Hashirama quickly looked at the other children, reached into his pocket, took out some candies, and distributed them to the children.He thought that children must love to eat sweets, but he didn't expect that among Xiaojie's friends, there would be someone as old as Leorio, so he gave Leorio a bag of dried mushrooms.

Leorio: "...Thank you, I do like salty food."

He took out the seal scroll from his arms, took out a set of ninja tools and a ninja outfit and gave them to Xiaojie: "I'm sorry, I don't know what to give you. After hearing what Jin prepared for you, I think that with Jin Such a great gift, it seems that everything I give is inferior. He really cares about you. I can only refer to the gifts my father gave me when I was a child. Even if you are not a ninja, you can keep it for your collection, boy. You’ll still like these gadgets, right?”

Crowd: ...

No, wait, slow motion, how did you conjure up those clothes and ninja tools?Is this the real ninjutsu?

Xiaojie: "Thank you, Dad!"

Everyone was relieved quickly, because he was Xiaojie's father, so it didn't matter. No matter how strange things were, it seemed that he could explain it when he thought of Xiaojie's father.

Gon quickly introduced: "Dad, these are my friends Killua, Kurapika and Leorio. They have always been with me through all kinds of difficulties. They are my best friends!"

Hashirama nodded: "They are all good kids!"

As expected of my son, he has been using it since he was a child. These culture media are all good!Will I have at least four grandchildren in the future?I am such a happy mushroomo(*￣▽￣*)o.

Wutong: ...I feel like something cold is slapping my face.

No, it's not an illusion!Wutong, look at the snapdragon in your hand, it is mercilessly slapping your face with its tail!

Hashirama still looked cheerful and relaxed, but in fact, he was already on guard inside.

Snapdragon's reaction was that he noticed something delicious. According to Ghost Lantern, all snapdragons raised in hell have learned to eat. Evil people take the initiative to forage for food. This is just what he took from hell. Such big snapdragons cannot be raised in the human world.Could it be that there is something nearby that releases negative energy?It won't be pitch black, right?How could it be possible for Darkness to chase him here?

Hashirama, who still doesn't know that the black paint has entered Snapdragon's belly, begins to worry about where the black paint is hidden in Xiaojie's friend's house.

It's inconvenient now. I'll look for it later, and I won't let it endanger Xiaojie's friends.

Senju Hashirama decided so.