The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

The small piece of bacteria was transplanted into the laboratory with its sweater collar attached, and Tobirama plunged into the laboratory and never came out.

...This is not a scientific research project, this is his nephew, his nephew!Why, his eldest brother is a parthenogenetic species!Senshou Tobirama just feels so embarrassed!

What's even more outrageous is that this is just a fungus, and Mito Uzumaki is already waiting to adopt it at any time.

Tobirama firmly refused, no, that is my nephew, my nephew!Even if I raise it myself, I won’t leave it to outsiders like you, so give up!

...In short, he didn't consider letting his eldest brother raise it by himself.

Tobirama studied it carefully and found that it was really just a piece of bacteria.

It is different from other fungus blocks. Generally, one spore of a fungus block can grow a mushroom. This fungus block is composed of three or four spores grown together and connected together.In other words, when the homologous bacterial blocks are growing, they will be connected if they detect that there are homologous bacteria next to them.

——So will there be three or four nephews, or one nephew?

"Hahaha, what are you thinking about? Tobirama, of course there is one. This is to prepare for mimicking the form of the local species when he grows up."

Tobirama was shocked, how big a mushroom would grow!

Hashirama explained: "No, no, the ecology of space mushrooms is very similar to mushrooms, but it is actually different from the mushrooms here. It starts as a solid block of bacteria. When the density reaches the standard and the environment is suitable, the bacteria will emit. Silk explored the extraction of genes from local species. Then we began to create cells that were mixed with genes from local species to mimic them. This all happened within a short period of time after extracting the genes. I used our father’s blood at the beginning.”

Tobirama was stunned for a moment before he realized that Hashirama was probably talking about his biological father whom he had never met before. He was surprised but also felt reassured.

In this way, the eldest brother is indeed his eldest brother.

According to Hashirama, it will take some time to grow into a mushroom. Tobirama began to study the structure and ecology of cosmic mushrooms diligently. He took Hashirama and talked to him for a long time. He wrote down a thick notebook and was very careful when writing. Even the parts specifically referring to the cosmic mushrooms were written as wooden escape cells to prevent anyone from stealing the notes.

Senju Tobirama is now very worried about whether there are other spores scattered out. There are such creatures everywhere. The probability of his eldest brother being discovered is too high!

Hashirama waved his hand: "What are you thinking? It takes a lot of positive energy to grow mushrooms, otherwise our universe would be full of mushrooms. Do you think it's easy to find a culture medium like yours?"

Tobirama: "——!! Wait, brother, you didn't say this before! Among the people who were closest to you at that time, how many of them had enough positive energy to form bacteria?"

Hashirama counted on his fingers: "Although Dingliang has plenty of positive energy, he also has a lot of negative energy. He is too pessimistic, so it is unlikely that he will grow bacteria. Lukyo is too unmotivated and does not have such strong positive energy. . Although there is Mito, it is not enough. Sure enough, besides you, the most likely one is Banban, who is worthy of being my Apocalypse!"

Tobirama: "You should have told me earlier!!!"

Senju Tobirama grabbed Namikaze Dingliang and Senju Hashirama, rushed directly to Uchiha, pressed Uchiha Madara to wash his hair!

Yes, Uchiha Madara doesn’t wear a fur collar, and the sea water should be poured down once it is poured. The only place where spores may be hidden is his head, which must be washed!

Madara: "What are you doing? Hashirama???"

Hashirama: "I'm sorry, Banban, I'm sorry for you. If mushrooms still grow like this, please tell me! I will be responsible!"

Madara: -What the hell!

Uchiha Madara, who was forced to wash his hair, didn't understand what was going on from beginning to end. He could only think about it. It was probably an out-of-control mushroom clone. The body technique can grow mushrooms on other people's heads. Senju Hashirama is really, Why are you studying such useless ninjutsu?How addicted is he to mushrooms!

Fortunately, it turned out that Tobirama was the only one being persecuted, and everyone was sweating.

I can’t imagine what it would be like if Uchiha Madara really had a mushroom growing on his head, and that mushroom was Hashirama’s child. Oh my god, just imagining it is scary!It’s okay to have this kind of fan fiction and fan fiction, but please don’t do it in reality!The newly formed alliance may fall apart in an instant and turn into a war between the two races!Hashirama himself doesn't think anything of it, but for normal people, being forced to take care of a baby is really like being a surrogate mother, and the average man may not be able to accept it!

"Hahaha, Tobirama, you're too worried. It's okay. It's okay. Just help me take care of my little mushroom. Even if Banban does grow a mushroom, it doesn't matter."

Tobirama was shocked: "Jin... Who is this, big brother! Where are the little mushrooms from? How many mushrooms do you have to support outside!!!"

Thinking of his nephew's future everywhere, Qian Shu Feijian's eyes darkened. No, he must educate his elder brother that family planning is a must!There are no limits to species that reproduce parthenogenetically!

Senju Hashirama explained about Jin and his little mushroom. He heard that they were in a different world, so Tobirama wiped his sweat.

As long as it's not our world, even if the other world is full of nephews, the mountains are high and the emperor is far away. He really can't control that far.

Later, Senju Hashirama asked his younger brother to help develop space ninjutsu so that his distant nephew could take the initiative to call Hashirama.

"It is too dangerous for Little Mushroom without inheritance to live alone. I want to have more phone calls with him to ensure that he can adapt to his identity. Currently, I can contact him, but he cannot contact me. Is there any way to solve this problem? Please Tobirama, besides you, I can’t think of anyone who can do it.”

Tobirama: "I may not be able to do it either!"

Hashirama looked frustrated.

Tobirama: "Okay, okay, I'll try. No guarantee, you hear me, I'll just try!"

Hashirama: "That's great Tobirama, thank you hehehe~"

So Senju Tobirama plunged into the laboratory and never came out again.

Uzumaki Mito saw that she didn't like mushrooms, so she went back with great regret, but she said that she would still come to help Tobirama grow mushrooms.

Namikaze Dingliang immediately said that he would come to help Mito and Tobirama grow mushrooms.

Hashirama: "...I didn't expect my little mushroom to be so anticipated. Everyone seems to like it."

Hashirama felt that he wanted to share the fact that he had a Zai Zai with his friends. Since Banban didn’t believe that he was a mushroom, he could only wait until the Zai Zai had a human form before introducing him. As for the Zai Zai from another world, he would wait until we met him later.

Hashirama happily ran to Nara Lukyo, ready to share that he had two little mushrooms, the eldest and the second. He was so happy!

He went to the Hokage's office that he had built with wooden tools before. When he opened the door, he saw him sitting at the table, frowning in front of a pile of documents as if he wanted to strangle someone. There was also a row of peashooter goldfish placed beside the table. The new Hokage is a fool.

Hashirama looked at Snapdragon in shock: "Changed, changed more?!"

Nara Lukyo's eyes were dead: "Your brother sent this! I don't need so many of these things, take them away quickly!"

Hashirama could only laugh twice: "Hahaha, he is also worried about you... Ah, by the way, I have a little mushroom!"

Nara Shikakyo looked shocked, and finally looked like he was dead.

"Ah, it's still too late... Tell me how many victims there are and who they are. Let's go make arrangements to see how to recycle them."

When a new official takes office, his first priority is to solve the problem of sowing seeds everywhere for his gay friends?What a beep!

Hashirama quickly explained that his eldest son had grown up in another world.

He is now a teenager, and his second child is still a bacterial clot and is being raised in the laboratory. After hearing about these two, Nara Shikakyo let out a sigh of relief, as if the patient who almost died finally came back to his senses.

"You have such a characteristic... don't do this kind of thing in public next time! After living with humans for so long, you should know that reproduction is not so casual in the eyes of humans!"

Hashirama felt aggrieved: "But that's just a mushroom? It looks a little troublesome when it grows out. Then it can move out of the culture medium very quickly, so it won't be in the way."

Lu Jing patiently explained: "It seems like this to you, but it's different from ours. First of all, letting your spores parasitize others without their permission is an extremely excessive behavior that ignores the will of others. Since you are living among humans, you You should respect human culture and deal with this problem in a human way. Secondly, this is also for your own safety. Do you know why your brother Senju Tobirama is so anxious? He is not worried about those who are contaminated with spores, but It’s you. He wants to protect the secret that you are not human, and he wants to protect you as his big brother. At the very least, please respect your brother’s concern for you, okay?”

Hashirama was a little embarrassed after hearing this, and nodded shyly, thinking that he would bring some delicious food to his brother when he went back to comfort him.

Seeing that he listened, Lu Jing breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, contrary to my expectation, you care about your offspring. Generally speaking, species that rely on quantity to reproduce do not care much about their offspring. On the contrary, species with a small number of offspring are more likely to take care of their offspring."

Hashirama explained: "Because the survivability of space mushrooms in the universe is not very high, there are too few people like me who can find a suitable environment. Even if a suitable environment is found, the energy required for survival is insufficient, and the spores will still remain in the environment for a long time. Dormant state. Therefore, it is actually very difficult for cosmic mushrooms to grow successfully. Logically speaking, cosmic mushrooms will be connected to their own spores, but I developed in advance, which resulted in the degradation of this function, and I could only communicate with the small mushrooms that had already mimicked. And I've confirmed that the little mushroom has no inherited memory, and if I don't care about it, the survival rate will be very low."

The method that Hashirama came up with was to teach Xiao Mushroom remotely first, and then he would go over to see Xiao Mushroom after he had taken care of the alliance affairs.

Lu Jing thought for a while: "According to you, the time convection over there is too fast compared to here. You'd better move quickly, otherwise by the time you get there, you won't even know how many years have passed over there. Little Mushroom Maybe he doesn't care, but the people around him will notice the abnormality. Words can only teach so much, especially when there is a time difference between you."

Hashirama thought that this was indeed the case. He ignored this problem. How to imitate and integrate into local society is a skill and a part of inheritance.The little mushroom lacks knowledge, and may not even know what the natural enemies of the cosmic mushroom are.

Hashirama discussed with Lukyo and decided to leave early.Hashirama originally wanted to take Banban with him, but Lu Jing reminded him that the alliance had just been established, and if he disappeared while playing with Banban, there would definitely be problems.He still has the top man who can act as a substitute. If Madara goes missing, Uchiha will be the first to be in trouble.

"Anyway, time flows faster in the world over there. You go there first, do some good things and then come back. Even if you go with Madara next time, it's fine. To others, you say you're going to carry out an urgent long-term mission, and to Madara, you say you're going to fix it. The reason for practicing immortality must be very effective in convincing Madara."

Lukyo is now the Hokage, so it's easy to pick up a long-term S-level [exploring another world] mission.

"Since it's considered a mission, you can't come back empty-handed and bring something valuable back."

"Ha, no problem, leave it to me!", please remember:,.