The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Speaking of which, Tankuro was able to rush to the grave of marriage, which was really full of twists and turns.

I won’t go into the background. Everyone knows that from the time they arrived in the Hunter World, there were signs that something was wrong.

Tankuro felt deeply that there were too many temptations in this world!Yiwozuo, who loves to fight against strong men, is so tempted that he won't be tempted!There were all kinds of goblins trying to catch his eye, and it was Hisoka who broke the last straw.

That's right, what could be more embarrassing than a chance encounter between a fighting maniac who loves fighting and a fighting maniac who loves fighting with strong men?

Yes, that means the former not only seduces his fiancé, but is also very coquettish!

That's right, from the stance, from the figure, from the dress, from the tone, and even the behavior, it's all the same as in the TV series (Kankuro's perspective)!What's worse is that this guy seems half-hearted!Even in order to fight Tankuro, he deliberately acted so coquettishly that he really wanted to do both!

Tankuro can't stand his wife being seduced, but if he fights back, Hisoka will only get more excited.

After thinking hard, Tankuro took decisive measures - seriously injuring all the opponents Hisoka wanted to challenge beforehand.

It's true that I'll take your fight and I'll fight you so that you have nothing to fight with!

Even Hisoka couldn't help but feel embarrassed. He didn't expect a jealous man to be so unreasonable.

In order to divert Hisoka's attention, Tankuro even went so far as to spend money on Ilmi, demanding that this man stay away from his wife.

After Yi Mi accepted the money, I don’t know what he did specifically. Anyway, Hisoka didn’t harass him again. (Actually, I brought Hisoka to see his father. After that, Hisoka lay in bed and didn't recover for a long time. He solved the problem of urging marriage and got an extra income, killing two birds with one stone.)

This incident increased Tankuro's sense of crisis. He deeply felt that sometimes people don't have the same understanding of each other. Even people who sleep together every day may not know each other's moods.

He is pursuing her seriously, but from the perspective of the other party, he may just be living together as a couple, which is not okay.

So the matter of getting married was put on the agenda, and of course, Yi Wo Zuo refused.

After coming to the Hunter World, as he continued to fight against strong men and repeatedly took the injections that Miss Zhushi had prepared to help him suppress his ghost appetite, Yiwozao felt that the ghost blood in his body had been affected in some way, and he was like a ghost in the past. The memory that had become foggy gradually recovered.

Although it seems to him now to be a very distant human time, those memories also reminded him of his past. In the past, he had a girl whom he cherished, but in the end he lost her, and he also lost the girl he should have cherished. Owned Home.

When it comes to love, it seems that some lovers are not satisfied. After all, the two parties had never officially dated before his death. They were just tied together in the name of an unmarried couple, and he did cherish each other and always took care of each other.This pity comes from the other party's frailty, and also because she is the daughter of the master whom he admires like a father.It should be said that family affection is probably better than love.

But no matter what kind of emotion it was, it had truly existed before, which made him feel a strong sense of guilt, as if he had betrayed his deceased fiancée without knowing it.

On the other hand, I learned that I was actually a straight man who was supposed to have his own wife, but now he was tricked into a bowl by a hateful guy. As a man, I must be very unwilling.

That's right, Yiwo Zodiac sign not only doesn't want to get married, he even thinks about any chance to escape.He neither wants to be a gay man who cheats on marriage, nor does he want to be a straight man who cheats on marriage. He feels that he has no qualifications to get married.

Once again, people’s thoughts really don’t communicate unless they are spoken out.

From Tankuro's point of view, this guy wants to regret it!Not only did he want to go back on his word, he actually wanted to run away!

Tankuro:…….

Tankuro: "Brother, please bring me some hormone biscuits."

Xiaojie: "Huh? Okay!"

Xiaojie unpreparedly gave this thing to his younger brother. In his opinion, it was just a prank gadget. It was not like a pregnancy stone that could create a child. It was nothing for his younger brother to play with. .

We don’t know what happened in the middle, but Tankuro seems to have successfully persuaded (or slept with) Yiwoza to agree to the marriage.

Yiwo Zuo said, don’t ask!Let these black histories be submerged in history, he doesn't want to think about it!

Yiwozuo couldn't do anything about the other party's stubbornness. He finally understood that the other party was serious, and he was probably not prepared to give him a chance to regret it.

——Falling into a pit is confirmed.

Knowing that he was being cheated, Yiwozuo couldn't do anything to Jiulang. He couldn't beat him. Damn it!

What's even more amazing is that Yiwozuo heard that this guy can actually give birth!Tremor!It is said that he and his elder brother and younger brother were all born to their father!Trembling, trembling, trembling!Rounding it off equals him marrying a wife, right?After all, the other party can give birth!Although it seems that the position is not right, the other party can give birth!

...I didn’t know that the other party’s reproductive method was basically monomer reproduction, so the innocent Mae Shang-san, who didn’t even have to have sex, ended up inside.

Do you want to ask, why don’t you get a pregnancy stone if you want to have a baby?For a man, especially a man who likes to fight, that is very inconvenient.So no matter how much I want to have a child, I can’t have one myself.Besides, the pregnancy stone is effective for people, but it is hard to say for ghosts. After all, ghosts can change their own bodies, which means that even if they split themselves due to thoughts, they will be regarded as part of the ghost and deformed. time disappears.

——It can be said that judging from the process and results, it is a complete marriage fraud, Tankuro.

But he doesn't care, as long as the goal is achieved, the former heir of Rihu is already spreading his wings on the verge of blackening!

With Killua's prompting, Gon finally figured out the cause and effect. Gon, who secretly felt that he might have cheated his future sister-in-law, felt a little guilty.

"Isn't this good...?"

Killua was very gloating: "Haven't you discovered that this is their hobby? One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. If you get into trouble, you will only get kicked by the donkey. As an elder brother, just watch and look after it. If something goes wrong, you can find a way to help. .”

Gon had a fleeting feeling of sympathy for Killua's eldest brother, Ilmi.

It is said that Ilmi has such a strong desire to control, which is directly related to Comrade Killua's persistent behavior of seeking death. If Killua hadn't always been tormenting him, Ilmi would not have such a strong desire to control.Just because he was too controlling, his brother was even more troubled. It was really a difficult question of which came first, the chicken or the egg.

Tankuro was very happy that he was finally able to get married, and immediately invited his brothers, brothers, and father to attend the wedding.

Senju Hashirama was very moved after receiving the invitation: "My son is getting married! He remembered to invite me, so touched! I thought he was the kind of person who got married quietly, and then one day it suddenly came out that he was married. type!"

Killua: "I think he is this type. He would think of inviting so many relatives, just because he is afraid that his wife will regret it and run away. It's really scary, too heavy! I would definitely run away! No, Xiaojie, you Unlike your brother, it’s easy to be with you.”

Gon's smile was a bit forced. In fact, he didn't tell Killua how their cosmic mushrooms reproduced in a single body.He wanted to do it several times, but never had the chance. Later, his caring brother Tankuro convinced him and told him to wait until he needed to get married.

Xiaojie: "Now you are going to get married, have you said it?"

Tankuro: "No. For my happiness, I'll talk about it later."

Xiaojie: "..."

It’s too real for this world, this little brother of his!As expected, the culture medium is Tanjuro who has N children!You are really surprisingly persistent in this aspect!Mushrooms obviously reproduce parthenogenously, so why are they so persistent? It’s simply unbelievable!

Xiaojie thought that his second brother was already fierce enough. Unexpectedly, his third brother came to attend the wedding and confirmed to him that there is no fiercest, only more fierce!

"What's going on with the reception at the entrance? Why aren't we allowed in! Can't three people be a family? We are a family of three!"

Dazai Osamu, who was roaring confidently, demanded to let them in with good reason!

The receptionist was also speechless: "But... okay, I'm sorry, please come in."

There are so many strange families in this world, maybe it's just two men getting married and adopting a baby?

Odasaku avoided Dazai and said, "No, we are not a family. If you do this, Dazai, my love will disappear today."

Dazai lost his smile.

Dazai knelt down and threw himself into the arms of six-year-old Doudin.

"He doesn't love me anymore, he said he doesn't love me anymore! You won't abandon me, right? You still love me, right?"

Tianzang's eyes dimmed: "Love, be good, stop making trouble and go in quickly."

Crowd: "..."

Nothing is right!What kind of family is this!

Then Tenzo led the two grown men, who looked like adults, to Gon and Killua.

"Sorry, brother, these are two of my friends. They just want to share information about the wedding. They may cause trouble for you."

The corner of Xiaojie's mouth twitched: "No, it doesn't matter, it's not my wedding anyway. Your second brother and second sister-in-law are over there!"

Tenzo and his two companions looked over there, and it was obvious that they were both wearing men's uniforms.

Dazai and Odasaku were shocked at the same time!

Odasaku: "Your second brother is so tall. I heard that some people are older than their age. Is it true?"

Tenzo looked at Odasaku silently, please look in the mirror first, Brother Oda.

Dazai's shock was different: "You don't need to be naturalized, can people of the same sex get married directly? I think this world is pretty good! Ask them if they can have a three-person wedding, please ask!"

Tenzou silently looked at Odasaku who knocked Dazai on the head. No, even if he could, Oda would teach you to be a new man. Don't cause trouble, Dazai.

At this time, Hashirama didn't know when he came. He slid over and caught up with Dazai's words.

"It doesn't matter. Even if we don't get married, we can still be friends and brothers! We can stay together for the rest of our lives! Hahahahaha!"

This time Xiaojie is also blind. No, father, the words "friend" and "brother" in your mouth have become words that people cannot look at directly. Please return the pure meaning of these two words, thank you!

Gui Deng endured it and did not take out the mace.

It’s such a lively day and it’s not good to see blood.

but……

Gui Deng looked at the newlyweds, feeling curious.

Do even species that reproduce asexually want to 'get married'?

Congratulations to them for entering their graves early.

Just ...

Gui Deng looked at their father.

When will this guy die?

If he had not died, wouldn't he have been his agent forever, and he would not have been untied and rejoined as a civil servant in the spirit world with establishment?

Gui Deng has begun to vaguely realize that he, could he... have also been tricked?

Gui Deng began to weigh his mace in his heart, whether he was already hungry for blood.

When you get back, you must ask this question clearly.How long can cosmic mushrooms live?

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Well, this is probably just like Tankuro's true age, it's a secret that cannot be known, right?