The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Dazai Osamu has been quite, quite, um, how should I put it... lately?

...just like a rabbit, so lonely that he almost dies!

The reason, ultimately, is that in the past few days when Odasaku was away, Ango was also away, and he was the only one drinking.

He was so depressed that he wanted to jump into the water. After diving, no one came to save him!

He floated to the shore by himself!

Why don't you come to save him? Ghost, what are you doing?

Dazai Osamu, who was floating on the shore and opened his eyes, was confused: "...Why?"

So, love disappears, right?

Ghost, why didn't you come to save me? Shouldn't you have come to save me at any time?

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Yes, this man is such a bitch!Do you want the other party to come to save you? Fall!

Dazai, who originally stopped exploring the true identity of the ghost due to some psychological and external factors, was like a harried woman, thinking that she had been 'dumped', so like any girlfriend who ignored him, he immediately went to find someone else. Like the scumbag who apologized, he started investigating the ghost's whereabouts again.

It is already certain that the ghost is related to Odasaku.

This was one of the reasons why he stopped investigating Odasaku.

Odasaku definitely said that the money came from the right source. No matter what the reason was, whether Odasaku was deceived or not, this shows that Odasaku trusts the other party quite a lot.

Regardless of whether the ghost was someone related to Odasaku, or Odasaku himself, Osamu Dazai didn't want to continue the investigation because he just didn't want to lose one of his only friends.At this time, he was shocked to realize that even if they were just fair-weather friends, Odasaku and Ango were more important to him than anyone else.

He didn't want to lose them so easily.

To lose——

——Then come and die for love with me.

Yes, that's what Dazai thought.If they don't die together with him, then he will never let these two people die before him.

What's wrong with dying for a friend?There is nothing wrong with dying in love with your friends.Although she is not a beautiful young lady, since she is his friend, he should be tolerant and leave a space for them to commit suicide.

In short, the existence of ghosts has not interfered with the port mafia at present, and even a man as messy as Mori Ogai has not asked him to investigate, so why would he conflict with his drinking buddies over this trivial matter?

So Dazai Osamu successfully transferred his depression to the completely unrelated and extremely innocent Nakahara Chuuya, and expressed his dissatisfaction through persecution.

——He did this, but in the end, he was abandoned by Odasaku and the ghost?

This doesn't work!

The resentful woman went to find Odasaku angrily. He decided to take off the ghost's vest and ask clearly, does Odasaku want me or the ghost?And ghost, why don't you care about me? Has your love for me disappeared?

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Don't try to understand. If you do, you may need to go to a mental hospital for treatment.In short, Dazai Osamu's logic is like this. Others may not be able to understand it. Anyway, he feels that his logic is very smooth.

Dazai bought some souvenirs and went to visit the writer Oda, euphemistically saying that he wanted to see his children. In fact, he hated children and had no interest in those brats at all. He just wanted to observe whether ghosts were really lurking in his house. Among these kids.

"Odasaku, I'm here to see you~~"

He had seen the kid who opened the door, and he remembered that his name seemed to be Yusuke.

"Brother Dazai? He is writing and can't care about others right now. You come in first and I'll tell him."

Kosuke is the oldest of the children adopted by Odasaku, and he has a grand dream of joining the mafia, so he has a very good attitude towards Osamu Dazai.

Dazai Osamu nodded: "Oh, then I'll wait for him."

Soon Osamu Dazai was surrounded by the children of the Oda writer. He took out gifts, very cute animal-shaped cookies, one bag for each person, one, two, three, four, five. It happened that everyone had a bag.

When Odasaku followed Kosuke downstairs, Dazai Osamu realized something.

He looked at Kosuke, then at the children who were holding cookies and starting to eat.

One, two, three, four, five, six, plus Yukisuke, it’s six!

"When did you give birth to another child behind my back, Odasaku!"

Osamu Dazai jumped up and screamed!

Oda Sakunosuke was helpless: "It's not Duo Sheng. Speaking of Dazai, you haven't met him yet - Tenzo, come here. This is Dazai brother, my colleague, or my boss."

The most inconspicuous of the children stood up, walked over and bowed politely to Dazai Osamu.

"Hello, Mr. Dazai. Brother Oda, this person is the person I said before who repeatedly committed suicide by diving into the water."

Odasaku was surprised: "What? Is it the suicide volunteer who I suggested you knock unconscious and then send to the police station? Unexpectedly, it turned out to be Dazai! I also said that it is rare for someone to have the same hobbies as Dazai, and I wanted to introduce Dazai to him."

Osamu Dazai: ...!

Dazai Osamu bent forward in frustration and fell to his knees directly on the ground!

"Did I think too much from the beginning? In fact, the truth can be found out just by asking Odasaku?"

Based on the various performances of the ghost, Osamu Dazai assumed that the ghost was very smart and intelligent, and everything he did had a reason, because a person with superpowers who could achieve this level would never leave such obvious signs like a child of a few years old. A loophole, isn't it?

——It turns out that the ghost’s body is really a child!Who would have thought that this child's superpowers would not be invalidated by his superpowers?

Dazai Osamu really didn't want to admit that he had made the mistake of always being misled by his cleverness. He raised his head tremblingly and asked:

"I... want to ask... the person who saved me was obviously a boy. Tenzo, are you a boy in your true form?"

Tenzo: "No, that's my clone. I'm a ninja and I know the body splitting technique."

Dazai Osamu: "Can you show me the clone technique?"

Tenzo transformed into young Tenzo, and Dazai Osamu stretched out his trembling hands to grab young Tenzo. Sure enough, he was not eliminated.

Odasaku touched his chin: "Tenzo's ninjutsu is different from his supernatural powers. I asked him before because I had never heard of multiple powers. Later, Tenzo told me that it was not a supernatural power but a ninjutsu. "

Osamu Dazai: "Ninjutsu... I have never heard of such an existence before."

Odasaku nodded with a complicated mood: "That's because we have never left Yokohama and are ignorant. Dazai, after going out this time, I deeply feel that we are simply frogs in the well. Without much outside intelligence, we are very ignorant to the outside world. There is a serious misunderstanding.”

Afterwards, Odasaku talked about his experience at Rice Flower.

Osamu Dazai was shocked. He knew that Odasaku was someone who didn’t even know how to make jokes. If he said this was the case, then it must really be the case!

"It turns out that there is still such a paradise-like place in the world. You don't have to move anything and you can be killed while lying down? But being assassinated and dying by explosion are too painful. What other ways to die?"

Odasaku answered honestly: "I don't know. I need to ask Shinichi. I heard that there are still many kinds of tricks. The imagination and hands-on ability of ordinary people far exceed ours. Have we degenerated because we rely too much on supernatural powers? "

Dazai Osamu: "That's not the case. I think that town is special. I have also traveled to other cities, and I have never heard of such an exaggerated situation. Maybe there is a person living in that town who can increase the murderous intention of the people around him and the opponent. People with the ability to create murderous incidents have a similar constitution to accidents.”

Dazai also gave an example: "I have seen a very powerful guy before. It is said that he killed too many vampires and was cursed by vampires. But he himself has a lucky constitution, which makes accidents prone to happen wherever he goes, but he I am fine, it’s just that other people around me will be very unlucky to be involved in the accident.”

Odasaku was surprised: "Vampires? Really exist?"

Dazai shrugged: "Anyway, I haven't seen it before. Just think of it as a blood-borne family of superpower users."

The two chatted for a while, and Osamu Dazai learned that Odasaku was going to write down his experiences in the past few days for submission, and he was very much in favor of this. He wanted to see how awesome Odasaku's 'ordinary people' were.Just listening to the verbal description is just an idea. If it is more detailed, it will be interesting.

After saying this, he was shocked to realize that something was wrong. He came here because of ghost matters. Where was Tenzo?

When I looked again, Tianzang was gone?

Odasaku: "Ah, the bookstore owner is almost closing at this time. To prevent robbers, Tenzo usually goes over to help."

Osamu Dazai was shocked: "Is this also a special ability of a ninja? Will he forget his existence if he is not careful? This is too powerful! It is completely comparable to supernatural powers!"

Odasaku was not surprised: "It's normal. Some children are like this. I heard from the bookstore owner that one of his children from distant relatives was studying in another city. It was said that while playing basketball, his teammates accidentally He will ignore his existence, just like being invisible. Therefore, he is very happy to get along with Tenzo, and he is also very good at finding hidden people. For example, Tenzo accidentally blends into the environment and is forgotten. The boss said that he has become accustomed to it. ”

Dazai Osamu: "——! It seems that I have ignored ordinary people too much. Odasaku, you are right. Ordinary people may have surpassed us superpowers. This kind of ability is too terrifying. It is really terrible. Suitable for assassination!”

Odasaku: "Ordinary people don't need assassinations. From what Shinichi said, they will devise very complicated schemes to kill their opponents without anyone noticing. It is said that even the dead have very high IQs. Most of them, as long as they have a voice, will It will leave a posthumous message that even the murderer cannot decipher at a glance."

Osamu Dazai: "I'm a little interested in what happened to that man named Shinichi."

After getting rid of the same confusion, Dazai Osamu felt very relaxed, but he was a little embarrassed about his previous overreactions.Ah, he would also make such a mistake. The other person was obviously just a child, but he himself found it a bit funny.

What surprised Dazai more than the true identity of the ghost that surprised him was that Oda Sananosuke was really going to start writing.From the moment he met Odasaku, Odasaku had been shouting to write, but after talking about it for so long, he didn't write. Dazai thought that Odasaku might have to leave the Port Mafia before he could write anything.Unexpectedly, I actually prepared to write it. It seems that "ordinary people" really had a great impact on Odasaku.

So Osamu Dazai encouraged Odasaku to write, and also promised to help greet Odasaku's direct leaders so that he would not have to work overtime often to gain more free time.

Dazai thought that even if no one read what he wrote, he could steal Chuuya Nakahara's card and spend money on people to buy the book, but he couldn't let Oda Tsukuru's first work go out on the street.

The result was beyond his imagination. Odasaku's creative ideas surged, and he quickly wrote a work and submitted it for publication. The title was "Three Days of a Superpower's Travel in the World of Ordinary People."

The content is very straightforward, and you can tell from the title that it is indeed very Oda-like.

As a result, the book was not only a huge success, it was even entered into a competition and won an award!

The category marked in the award is - "Fantasy".

Odasaku: "Why! What I write is obviously documentary literature!"

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but sigh: "I have to admit that reality is always fantastic."

When people outside of Rice Flower Town read this article, they will definitely think that the exaggerated parts of it are just imagination and fantasy for ordinary people.

From the perspective of people in Mihua Town, people with super powers must be all imagination and fantasy.

...From all angles, this article is considered a fantasy, and it is indeed true.