The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

"So, please sign your name on this piece of paper."

Gui Deng took out a thick stack of paper and turned directly to the last signature page.

The young man who was tied to the wall, covered in blood and dying, couldn't help complaining: "So what, so, who are you, why are you here, what do you want me to sign?!"

Guideng flicked the stack of paper in his hand: "Either I hate the disordered world, but there are no legends about the messengers of the spirit world, the god of death, or the bull-headed horse face? It is too troublesome to explain. To put it simply, You are about to die, and I want to trick you into signing a contract to sell your soul and work for me before you die.”

Young man: "You said it directly! And you are so confident!"

Ghost Deng: "You are going to die anyway, why not give me your soul."

Young man: "Even if you die, there is no reason why your soul should be given away to others!"

Ghost Lantern: "Tch."

Young man: "Do you think I'm a fool? You must think me a fool! I'm just hurt, not stupid!"

Ghost Lantern: "Let's make a bet."

Young man: "Listen to me! I don't want it!!!"

Gui Deng was puzzled: "What? Why not? Most people think they will be very happy if they still have the opportunity to move around after death?"

Young man: "Isn't that a zombie? Why didn't you say such preferential terms at the beginning?"

The young man felt very powerless. It was not that he wanted to complain. He was actually dying. Why should he go to such great lengths to complain? Why couldn't he just continue to be dying?Complaining also consumes a lot of energy and energy!

It's doubtful how this person sneaked into the cell where he was held in the first place, especially when the jailer couldn't seem to see him at all, and he was the only one complaining.

……what?

Why did the jailer not respond when he communicated with the other party so loudly?

Ghost Lantern: "Ah, you can take two steps forward and then look back."

Young man: "Didn't you see that I was hanging - ah!"

The young man was surprised to find that he had left the wall!

But there is still a 'him' hanging.

It was obvious that he had left his body. Was it his soul that was arguing with the other person just now?

"Ahhhhhh!!! I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead ahhhhhh!!!"

The young man opened his mouth wide and howled like a ghost.

Gui Deng smoothly hit his head with the mace.

"Not yet, it's just that my soul is out of the body, but it will be soon, otherwise you won't be able to see me. It's not in vain for me to wait patiently."

The young man hugged his 'body' and cried.

"Uuuuuuuuah, I'm already dead!"

Gui Deng used his mace to hit the opponent's head and turn it: "Calm down, didn't you hear me just now?"

After some explanations, the young man realized that he was not dead yet and that the other party had other intentions.

"That's it...you are the God of Death, then please take my life! If I die now, Dad and the others will not take the risk to save me and fall into their tricks. Their goal is Dad, in I didn’t think about it until after I was caught.”

Gui Deng looked indifferent: "I never interfere with the order of the underworld, that is the business of the Shaman King. I am only responsible for taking care of the underworld. It will be under my control only after you die. You will die soon."

Young man: "You have to do it yourself even if you want to die? That's too much, this god of death!"

Ghost Lantern: "If you are worried about your family while you are alive, you can wait until you become a ghost pawn and take care of it yourself. To be honest, I really don't understand what those people who expect others to do for them even though they clearly can't do it think, , something like 'please take care of my relatives after I die', is your head squeezed by the door? Why should others work in vain if there is no benefit? Obviously I can't even do it myself."

Young man: "...I feel like I was stabbed in the back by an invisible arrow!"

Ghost Lantern: "Come on, become a ghost pawn and take care of your own family!"

Young man: "If I sign, I will die immediately?"

Ghost Lantern: "I have already said that I cannot interfere with the underworld. Of course, it will not take effect until you die naturally."

Young man: "...Please let me think about it again. I always feel that this may be the effect of some special devil fruit ability. If I sign, I will be cheated. Wait until I am dead and confirm that I am dead."

Gui Deng: "You're really suspicious. It's not bad, you'll be dead in two days anyway."

Young man: "——At least give me some comfort!"

Ghost Lantern: "Please die quickly."

Young man: "Hey!"

Gui Deng: "I'll wait for you for two more days, so hurry up and get on your way."

youth:"……"

Gui Deng: "I will go shopping during this period to see if I can deceive people - and catch a few more ghost pawns."

Young man: "I spoke my mind completely and unabashedly!"

When the young man opened his eyes, he found that he was still hanging on the wall, and he felt powerless.

"It's okay with the Navy and the World Government. Why is Hell even looking at me! What kind of Jack Su am I? Hehe, hehehe. At the very least, what the Death from Hell wants is my soul, flow with me. It doesn’t matter whose blood it is.”

"Sorry, Gui Deng is a bit blunt in his words." A thumb-sized thief appeared from nowhere and stood on his shoulder, turning to say to him, "Actually, he meant well. If you die, your soul will remain." You may drift to an unknown place. If you sign a contract in advance, he can find your soul and prevent you from being taken away by other spiritual messengers. To put it simply, it is to compete with local companies in this world for performance. If there really is a local company, The company’s words.”

The young man's dead fish eyes: "Suddenly full of reality, the competition between the gods of death... What are you, an elf? I have seen elves before, but they don't seem to be the same as you. You are better than them Still young."

The elf smiled and said: "No, no, this is a ninjutsu - well, you can think of it as an ability similar to the devil fruit in your world. I am the mushroom, the representative of the ghost lamp, and the clerk who works for him in the world of the world. I came here to do other things this time, and it happened to be your execution. Gui Deng thought that he would recruit some ghost soldiers and go back."

The young man complained: "Is that God of Death a workaholic?"

The elf nodded: "Yes, this is a symptom of work poisoning, just like my brother. I know that I need to balance work and rest, but I always start working accidentally. By the way, I haven't introduced myself yet, I am Qianju Hashirama, nice to meet you."

Young man: "I'm Ace, nice to meet you too."

The two got along quite well. After chatting for a few words and introducing their origins, Hashirama began to invite Ace to their world.

"The purpose of the ghost lantern is to recruit jailers. That is to say, as long as you sign the contract, it doesn't matter if you die of old age and then become a jailer after the age of 80. For him, it is only 80 years. So I think there are benefits to signing the contract. There is a guarantee when you die in the future. You may not know that there are various expenses in the afterlife. When you have no job in the future, you will regret not accepting the recruitment at that time."

Ace: "Is there a sea and pirates in the world after death?"

Hashirama: "Yes, they are all in the hell oil pot, right?"

Ace: "..."

Hashirama: "The main component of hell is this. The dead will be punished according to their crimes during their lifetime. If they are suitable for going to heaven, they can go directly to heaven. There are entertainment facilities in heaven that the dead can use. But here in hell, for the dead, There is only punishment. Only ghosts can enjoy the entertainment facilities of hell, so I think there is nothing wrong with becoming a ghost according to your situation."

Ace: "...That's not necessary."

Hashirama: "After death, there is also a sense of hunger. If you can't eat, you will always be hungry. When a ghost soldier has a job, he can eat, and depending on his function, he can also patrol other places. .”

Ace: "In an instant, very convincing!"

There's nothing else about it. It's terrible to still be hungry when you can't eat anything!This is the real punishment of hell!

Hashirama: "But those are things after death. Do you want to think about things before death? Come to our world. Talents like you are very lacking in our world. I think my brother will like you."

Ace: "No, it's better not to. People like me...people like me with sinful blood will only bring tragedy to people no matter where they go."

Hashirama: "Bloodline... this is the least important thing. I am not a human, but my human brothers and parents are very good to me, and my friends have never cared that I am not a human. We The power of the world is called blood inheritance, and it depends on blood to continue. Even so, my family has never minded that I am not a human being. Maybe because I am not a human being, in my opinion, well, from your human perspective, it is like a It’s really incomprehensible that one ant despises another ant’s bloodline for not being pure enough.”

Ace: "...The example of Ant is so hurtful!"

Hashirama: "Although children are the continuation of their parents, our souls are free and can choose our own future. I have been drifting in the universe and have seen so many desolate and silent galaxies. You know, there are hundreds of millions of them. Is there a [-] in [-] chance of encountering intelligent life? After traveling alone for so long, I found intelligent life and an environment suitable for survival. Ace, don’t forget this because it’s too ordinary, life is really It’s a great miracle. If you don’t even cherish your own life, how can you cherish and repay the love of others?”

Ace: "...Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! I’m sorry, I’m sorry dad, I understood it too late. Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!"

Hashirama looked at the young man crying so hard that he couldn't help but sigh in his heart. Even though he looked like an adult, he was actually just a child.

I don't know when the ghost lamp appeared again: "Don't do unnecessary things, Hashirama, and you can't interfere in the Yang world. This is not the territory under my jurisdiction. If there is a problem, I don't know what will happen if I provoke the Shaman King of this world. Besides, you’re almost gone.”

Gui Deng thought that Senju Hashirama was indeed powerful at being able to maintain the status of a clone at such a distance, but that was the end of it. No matter how small it became, the connection with the main body would still be broken after going beyond the range.

Ace suddenly stopped crying: "Disappear? Hashirama!"

Hashirama: "It's okay, I'll see you soon..."

With a snap, Hashirama disappeared.

Ace: "How, how could it be possible!!!"

Does he mean that after he dies, they will meet again soon?By the way, he said that he is not a human being, but a mushroom - does the mushroom spirit have such a short lifespan?Yes, yes, mushrooms will die quickly!

"Hashirama——! Ooooooh!!!!"

Ghost Deng: "Sign it. If you sign it, you can see him after death. Sign it quickly, sign it quickly, sign it quickly..."

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In the end, Ace signed.He didn't even know what he signed.

Gui Deng was satisfied: "When will you die?"

Ace: "..."

The devil boss wants him to die early and go to work before he is dead.Workaholics are terrible.

"I'm already your employee. Can you let me see dad? Even if it's my soul state."

Gui Deng was surprised by Ace's shrewdness: "That's no problem, but the time is very short. After all, this is not the world I manage."

Ace: "No problem, I just want to say something to dad..."

I'm sorry, Dad, it's all my fault for causing you trouble.Please don't come to save me, I just hope... I hope you can become the true king of the sea.