The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Did Tsunade give an order for Uchiha Itachi to return to Konoha?

Actually no, Tsunade just wanted to bring Kakashi back, but she also knew that the situation at the scene was extremely complicated, so she gave Nara Shikamaru the job of commander-in-chief of this operation, and authorized Shikamaru to issue some instructions for herself. ——Yes, so Shikamaru said that the Hokage asked Uchiha Itachi to come back, even if Tsunade said so!He has the right to make decisions on the spot for Tsunade!

Moreover, he was careful not to say whether it was the Third Hokage or the Fifth Hokage's decision to prevent things from changing, and he finally held down Uchiha Itachi's trouble-making hand through deception.

The operation was successfully completed, the brother war was stopped, and two Uchiha and a Kakashi were brought back. There were no major casualties. This operation was considered quite perfect.

After reading the action report, Tsunade nodded with satisfaction and handed it to Shikaku.

Nara Shikaku was also very pleased after reading the report.

"That kid has finally grown up! Even I may not be able to do it that well. He can do it because he knows the person involved well enough."

Who would have thought that Sasuke would attach so much importance to that pot of grass?Even if he and Tsunade had known about it before, they might not have thought that Sasuke would be willing to give up and continue to avenge Itachi for the pot of grass. In their eyes, it was just a pot of grass. In Sasuke's eyes, it was probably the future of Uchiha.

Tsunade clenched her fist unwillingly: "I want it too, Snapdragon, such a fun thing! Sasuke will definitely not let me go now!"

Lu Jiu persuaded: "Can't Sasuke still go back to that era? Just tell him next time and ask him to bring you two pots."

Tsunade slapped the table: "I want to go too, I want to see the eldest grandpa and the second grandpa! Why can only Sasuke go? I am my granddaughter!"

Shikaku: "The problem is that it's not the past of our time...Okay, Tsunade-sama, please tell Sasuke, he will definitely be willing to agree. With the current situation, he definitely hopes to make you owe him a favor."

Tsunade: "Tch, that's right. It's impossible not to punish him and Shikamaru if he causes such a big trouble. Shikamaru, hehehe, just let him be your assistant for a while."

Shikaku doubted: "Although I am very happy, but, Tsunade-sama, what is the 'Seventh Hokage and Chief Staff Commander Training Plan' on your desk?"

You yourself are the fifth generation. Why are you thinking about the seventh generation when you haven't even settled on the sixth generation?And what the hell is the Commander-in-Chief of Staff? I’ve never heard of such a title!

Tsunade hurriedly hid the paper: "Ah, it's nothing, just practice calligraphy, haha, hahahaha!"

Lu Jiu: ...

Shikaku:…………

Sorry, sorry!I think you may be falling into a trap!

When he thought about Shikamaru's sarcastic words when he was tricked into being Tsunade's secretary, Shikaku thought, hey, this is great, this is what Feng Shui turns to talk about!

Tsunade: "Shikamaru is now talking to Naruto, the leader of Akatsuki, and Jiraiya. I hope that Naruto's beauty trap and Shikamaru's mouth escape bonus can establish a cooperative relationship with Akatsuki. After all, what is the moon? The eye plan sounds unreliable and second-rate. People with normal IQs are needed to teach those elementary school students. But speaking of this, where is the Zetsu who always acts with Obito in Itachi's information? Already?"

Shikaku: "Pfft! I heard Shikamaru say this. It seems that Sasuke tricked that guy. He must be facing Orochimaru's pursuit, right?"

After hearing the cause and effect, Tsunade laughed and covered her stomach. It was a shame that Sasuke could come up with such a solution.What a loss, what a loss, he deserves to be Uchiha Itachi's younger brother.

*

What are you doing?

He is on the run from the temple.

Orochimaru first tried to injure White Zetsu and got some White Zetsu cells. After some research, he found that it was exactly what Sasuke said, and it was compatible with very strong cells similar to Wood Release!

So Orochimaru became crazy, this is a better choice than Sasuke!As long as he clones himself and uses White Zetsu's cells, he can join other blood successors at the same time. Whether it's the Sharingan or the Corpse Vein, he can have whatever he wants!

Orochimaru couldn't let Bai Zetsu go, so he chased and captured Bai Zetsu.

After that, he turned his eyes to Hei Jue.

Orochimaru looked at Black Zetsu with great covetousness. White Zetsu had such ability, but what about Black Zetsu?Does he have stronger abilities?

Black Zetsu: "...?! No, I am an energy body, Orochimaru, calm down!"

Orochimaru: "Hey, hey hey, I'm calm, it's okay. I won't mess around. I'm just going to extract some cells and study them~"

...What's the difference between this and what men often say, I just can't get in!

Yes, Hei Jue was horrified. He felt that he was the poor woman who was forced into prostitution!He made a quick decision and ran away!

But Orochimaru, who is a scientific research fanatic, has studied red eyes. He now desperately wants to get Black Zetsu, just like he desperately wanted to get Sasuke back then.

Many of Orochimaru's children are cyborg warriors who have been trained by his various transformations, and there are many who are good at tracking, such as Xianglin.So Orochimaru retrieved Karin from a remote base, who had wanted to escape him but was unable to do so, and casually put together a team, bringing with him a few strong men and a group of people to chase Black Zetsu.

He and Kabuto began to obsessively study White Zetsu's modified versions 1.0, 2.0, 3.0 and other versions.

During the research process, Orochimaru was filled with a desire for knowledge about Senju Tobirama.

Ah, as expected of Tobirama-sama, he casually taught Sasuke and had such a good idea!

The weight of Sasuke in his heart was different. In the past, he was interested in Sasuke's body, but now he was interested in Sasuke's mind. With Sasuke's accumulated knowledge, he felt that it was no problem to transform himself into a super body!As for Xuejie, haha, you can clone it by just taking some cells. The key point is to be able to fuse Xuejie's body. This is the most important thing!With this body, if you transplant some Uchiha cells, you still worry about not being able to cultivate a suitable Sharingan?

Orochimaru, who is obsessed with scientific research and can't help himself, talks to Kabuto Yakushi and stretches out his crazy little hands.

Hei Jue doesn't have a body, so he can only run away.Black Zetsu had no choice but to find a parasite from the previous reserves of White Zetsu.

Oh, this is not good. Orochimaru's team saw it and reported it to Orochimaru. Orochimaru was excited and took Kabuto to chase Black Zetsu again.

It turns out that this Black Zetsu can actually multiply White Zetsu infinitely?Then I must catch this seed!

Black Jue: "...?!"

What are you thinking about?There is no such thing!I picked it from the root of the sacred tree, it was not born by me!

Snake doesn't care, Snake just wants to catch Hei Zetsu.

Hei Jue: "Gan!"

Scientists are so annoying. Did you hear that? Scientists are so stupid!

She Jingbing perseveres and continues to catch Zetsu, one by one. White Zetsu is considered a souvenir, and the ultimate goal is to catch Black Zetsu!

Then, something happened that made Black Zetsu particularly desperate.

Orochimaru actually targeted him, targeting Black Zetsu's energy body form, to create something that could capture the energy body!That's right, it was specially made to catch him!

Hei Jue, who was bitten by a venomous snake and was chasing after him, never expected that such a thing existed. He was imprisoned inside without noticing.

Orochimaru licked his tongue excitedly: "I caught it, I caught it, hehe~ Now my research will enter a new field!"

Kabuto Yakushi applauded movedly: "Congratulations, Lord Orochimaru! You have finally reached the state you want to reach!"

Orochimaru licked the container containing Black Zetsu with his tongue: "Great, with this, analyzing this life energy body will definitely allow me to reach the realm close to God, and death will no longer bind me, hehe, hehehehe , Hahahahaha!”

Black Jue: "——!!!"

no——! ! ! !

What's the saying, evil people will be punished by evil people?

Black Ultimate, the end of the small black room is achieved.

Well, it's better than Snapdragon End, isn't it? At least it seems to be alive for now?

Scientists know martial arts and are not afraid of anything. That's what I'm talking about.

*

Sasuke: "Ah, my fat one hasn't bloomed and bear fruit since the last one fell off. Is it because of lack of nutrition?"

Naruto: "Is it possible that the person who raised it for you didn't tell you what it ate?"

Sasuke: "It seems... bones and negative energy? What does negative energy mean? Could it be negative emotions? Wouldn't it be better to use Itachi's blood to water it? Bones, do you need Kimimaro's bones?"

Naruto: "Hey!!! Sasuke, calm down, I'll ask Shikamaru, he must have a good idea!"

Sasuke: "Well, I understand Hashirama-sama very well now. With Shikamaru, everything is really convenient. I can get the answer simply without having to think about it myself. Is there any way to continue this comfortable life?"

Naruto: "What you said makes sense! I think if I were to be Hokage, I would also learn from Tsunade-sama and let Shikamaru be my secretary. It would be very trouble-free!"

Sasuke: "Hmm, it seems to make sense. I also kind of want to be Hokage."

Naruto: "Wait! Sasuke! Do you want to be Hokage for this reason? Isn't it a bit strange?"

Sasuke: "It's not surprising. If I become Hokage, I can ask Kakashi-sensei and Iruka-sensei to bring me tea and water, you will be my little brother, Shikamaru will think for me, and Sakura will give me a shoulder squeeze. Yes, it seems really beautiful!”

Naruto: "You're so beautiful! That's not the Hokage, but the Earth Emperor!"

Sasuke: "What's wrong with wanting to be the emperor!"

Naruto: "No, I want to too! But that's not the case with Naruto. Naruto is dedicated to everyone -"

Sasuke: "I give, so I have to get something. I give myself to protect Konoha. Don't I deserve the highest treatment?"

Naruto: "Huh? Sasuke, I misjudged you!"

Sasuke asked back: "Don't you want to? Kakashi-sensei will squeeze your shoulders, Sakura will feed you apples, Shikamaru will help you use your brain, and I will call you, Hokage-sama?"

Naruto imagined it.

Naruto thought it was heaven!

"I'm sorry, Sasuke, I wronged you. Indeed, only when you have a dream can you pursue it. I want such a Hokage too!"

Naruto patted Sasuke's shoulder with one hand and pointed to the sky in front of him: "Let's work hard together. The goal is to become Hokage! Let Sakura squeeze my shoulders, beat my legs and feed me apples!"

The most terrible thing happened.

The door slammed open!

Haruno Sakura, who has been offline all this time, rolls up her sleeves and comes in!

"You two—!"

Naruto and Sasuke: "Eh-!!!"

Sasuke: "This is a joke, Sakura, it's a joke!"

Naruto: "Yes, it's Sasuke's joke. It's all Sasuke's fault——"

Then, Naruto was beaten.

Naruto became the wallpaper on the wall.

Sasuke swallowed and looked at Haruno Sakura with a pale face.

The veins on Sakura's head hadn't disappeared.

"Sasuke, I heard that your engagement to Kakashi-sensei is a mission. Ha, it seems that everyone else knows about it, but I don't."

Sasuke was sweating profusely: "Sakura, listen to my explanation..."

The muscles on Sakura's arms bulged.

"Well, I have nothing else to ask, just one question, Sasuke, do you like men or women?"

Sasuke swallowed again.

Will he be able to see the sun outside alive today?

说男人，小樱会因失恋恼羞成怒揍他。

Speaking of women, Sakura would beat him up for cheating on her then.

Or, if Sakura asks if you like me, how should he answer?

Uchiha Sasuke, who currently has no such feelings about the relationship between men and women, really regrets why he talked nonsense to Sakura at that time.

"I probably..."

Sasuke looked out the window subtly and chose an answer that probably wouldn't lead to immediate death.

"Both sides are okay, right?"

Naruto climbed down from the wall and looked at him in shock!

"So Sasuke, you really like me?"

Silence is today's Cambridge.

Sakura immediately rushed towards Naruto: "I'll beat you to death today for talking nonsense!"

Naruto: "Ahhh! Stop, Sakura, stop fighting, stop it! Sasuke, help me!"

Sasuke looked out the window. The weather is so nice. When can we go out for a picnic?

*Post-processing*

The Third Hokage, after apologizing to the Uchiha clan and other victims for his previous improper arrangements, retired to the rear, and then gradually faded out of public view.

Itachi Uchiha, whose S-level mission of monitoring Akatsuki has ended, has returned to Konoha and is currently investigating the origin of White Zetsu and the secrets of the sacred tree. He left the village again, taking his former partner Inekaki Kisame with him to help.

Inkisaki Kisame met Terumi Mei, the Mizukage of the Water Country, and returned to the Water Country after talking with him. Now he and Uchiha Itachi are on a mission to investigate the sacred tree.

The Akatsuki members reached a settlement with Jiraiya and Konoha, and settled on a cooperative relationship to carry out trade between the two villages. Kakuzu was responsible for controlling the quantity and amount of transactions between the two parties.In order to resurrect his companions and hope to obtain the art of rebirth from dirty soil, in addition to Konoha, he also extended an olive branch to Orochimaru.

Orochimaru, obtained a new research topic, and received requests for cooperation from Akatsuki and Konoha. With a large amount of financial support, he concentrated on his own research field. You will surely hear new news about what he has researched in the near future. .

Uchiha Obito, in order to resurrect his companions, joined Akatsuki and Orochimaru's new project, and offered Orochimaru's own cells and Sharingan for research in exchange for Orochimaru's help in the resurrection experiment.

Nara Shikamaru, assisted in formulating a limited number of resurrection quota lists, which will include all those who have made significant contributions to the village and those who proposed to participate in this project.But recently, he seems to have a bit of an ominous premonition and is thinking about whether to take on a long-term mission outside the village. I wonder if Tsunade-sama will approve it?

Uchiha Sasuke has not yet forgiven his mentally disturbed and terrible brother, but when Shikamaru was drawing up the list, he was still very honest and added Itachi to the list for the reason that "he is the only one I can kill."It made Shikamaru extremely suspicious whether he would assassinate his brother the day before the resurrection plan...

At present, Sasuke refuses to return to Konoha, and is still active in Orochimaru's territory in the name of a mission, assisting Orochimaru in researching the connection between Black Zetsu and the content of the Uchiha clan's stone tablets.It is said that his main purpose is to use Orochimaru to research the method of breeding snapdragons. This project also received the full support of Tsunade.

Tsunade, who successfully combined Orochimaru's research with her own research, came up with a treatment plan for the Corpse Vein, and is currently treating Kimimaro.In exchange for Konoha's number of people on the resurrection list.

Jiraiya went to talk to Orochimaru, hoping that he would come back. After being rejected, he continued to collect information from the private sector. In fact, he was investigating the sacred tree and Bai Zetsu.By the way, he proposed to Tsunade at Naruto's instigation, but has yet to receive a reply.

Naruto, who aims to become Hokage, is working hard to balance the power of the Nine Tails in his body, and goes to the world where the psychic beasts live to practice. I believe he will make great progress when he comes back.

Hatake Kakashi was disliked by everyone in Konoha for a while due to his damaged reputation, but in the end, Uchiha Sasuke himself clarified the matter and gained everyone's sympathy and understanding.However, it seems that Sasuke hasn't returned his handle yet. I wonder if it will become a landmine and detonate again one day?

Jiraiya: "I have already confessed, you, go and confess! For the sake of world peace!"

Kakashi: "Ah, let's wait until Lin is resurrected. After all, it's an agreement."

If we make an appointment, we will never say it before her.

That's our agreement.