The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

Uzumaki Naruto has been a little scared lately.

He felt that the Uchiha family might have familial neurosis.

Look at Sasuke's brother, no matter what the reason was, he came up and slaughtered the entire clan.

Look at Sasuke, he was crying about Fatty in the front, but then he took a bite. In the end, he made Fatty's body into sashimi, so that the Fatty's body could meet the victory in Sasuke's belly.

and……

Uzumaki Naruto didn't dare to say that he couldn't make sashimi, so he gave it to the fish shop uncle to make him. As a result, the uncle said that someone stole half of the fish!He had no choice but to buy another half of the fish, and gave Sasuke a plate of sashimi mixed with fish and fish.I don't know if Sasuke really didn't eat it, or if he did but thought he ate the rest secretly to settle the score later.

——No, I’m very helpful!

Sasuke didn't beat him up, that was really a good idea!He obviously likes Pangpang so much!I want to eat fat so much!I accidentally pulled Pangpang off and lost half of his sashimi. He didn't even ask me to settle the score. Sure enough, Sasuke, he——

——Sasuke, maybe the person he likes is actually me!Because I didn't notice his intentions and said he was disgusting, he went to Kakashi!As a result, when this happened, of course I was greatly stimulated!

... Sasuke couldn't have imagined that one day he would make me a sashimi, right?

Uzumaki Naruto, the only one who didn't know the truth of the incident, began to worry that he would be killed by his mentally unstable friend.

He was caught by Akatsuki's people while he was in depression.

Well, how come so many Akatsuki members have fallen into it? Of course Akatsuki sent someone to check on the situation!It happened to be Deidara and the Red Sand Scorpion.After that, Deidara somehow hit it off with Uzumaki Naruto, and Uzumaki Naruto went back with them after talking to Deidara.

scorpion:……? ? ?

Everyone in Konoha was shocked, what was going on!Xiao, indeed Xiao!He actually used seduction and seduction techniques!Earlier, they used Obito to trick Kakashi into running away from the village, and then they used another honey trap to trick Uzumaki Naruto away!Akatsuki, you are actually like this Akatsuki. Are you training super powerful ninjas who are just a beauty trap? Can't you seriously fight with ninjutsu and taijutsu?That's too much for you!You just use this kind of special attack because there are so many bachelors in Konoha, right?

Then everyone tried to organize a rescue, but before the team even set off, Naruto was back!

He's back with the Akatsuki members!Yes, he actually succeeded in escaping Xiao's boss after meeting him!He is indeed the No. 1 ninja in unexpectedness!

Naruto: "Hehehe, I wholeheartedly want to help Sasuke. It would be great if I could convince them to help Sasuke together. They are looking for Fei, and we want to rescue Kakashi. We all have the same enemy. Communicate and feel that we can act together.”

Crowd: ...

Can this be done?You are the ninja who has carried the beauty trap to an extraordinary level, Uzumaki Naruto! ! !

So in the blink of an eye, it turned into Konoha and Akatsuki working together to rescue Kakashi and Fei who were being chased by Itachi Uchiha. It was really amazing.

Even Shikamaru had to admire Naruto's skills. Turning enemies into friends was amazing. Only Naruto could think of it and do it!

Mainly, the members within Akatsuki actually have their own plans. For example, Akatsuki's boss, as the leader, began to wonder if he had also been deceived by A Fei, and wanted to find out the truth just like Kisame.Deidara, on the other hand, had a personal vendetta against Itachi and was eager to find an opportunity to take revenge.Scorpion wanted to see Kakashi's joke, so it would be perfect to kill him while he was in trouble.Kakuzu thinks there is a good opportunity to blackmail Konoha for a large amount of money. In short, everyone has their own agenda, and the interests are very coincidental for the time being.

Cooperation, of course, is still necessary. After achieving the goal, it is better to continue fighting, and you may be able to find out the bottom and then stabbing in the middle.

...a very rebellious thinking pattern.

So a group of Akatsuki's rebellious ninja set off, together with Konoha's team and Kimimaro, whom Sasuke borrowed from Orochimaru, to find the Akatsuki boss who ran away from home after they kidnapped the bride.

Even Tsunade felt that this camp was a bit scary, so she specially sent Yamato with a first column composed of Naruto, Sakura and an ANBU boy Sai, and a second column composed of Akai and his students, as well as Shikamaru. A three-column team composed of pigs, deer, and butterflies inside participated in the mission together.

Tsunade said seriously, those rebellious ninjas who got into the fight deserved to die (this tone sounds familiar). Your focus is to get the innocent Kakashi back to me. If he is seduced by the beauty of the blue face, beat him. Catch him back!

Tsunade felt that there was no need to save Uchiha Itachi. This guy was already insane and had gone all the way to darkness. Moreover, this was the target of Sasuke's revenge.Sasuke and Itachi, Tsunade chooses Sasuke.Not to mention that Uchiha Itachi was going to kill Kakashi, Kakashi and Itachi, and Tsunade chose Kakashi.So I don't care what agreement you, Itachi Uchiha, had with the high-level officials of Konoha in the past. As long as you target our Konoha people, you will be my enemy of Konoha.

"Go and get Kakashi back from me!"

Tsunade smashed the table, defining the nature of this mission.

——Super, subtle!

When this news spreads outside, I am afraid that after Kakashi escaped from his marriage, the Hokage sent people to chase him. It is a super modern version of Romeo and Juliet!

Tsunade doesn't care, she wants the Konoha technicians to come back, and she still wants to stay in the position of Hokage for two years before retiring and replacing Kakashi. What's the result? You actually took away my favorite next Hokage!Consider this enemy an excellent one!But this also proves that Kakashi's charm is boundless, doesn't it?

Tsunade didn't clarify the rumors either. After all, running away with her childhood sweetheart and running away from marriage sounded much better than the alleged defection of the man behind the Kyuubi Rebellion.Reputation is nothing. Sacrifice your reputation so that you don’t have to be a rebellious nin. Kakashi has to thank me in the end!

Shikamaru: "Oh. I have a feeling I will be blamed to death by Kakashi-sensei."

How could he have thought that the fake marriage strategy would be so successful!At first, he just wanted to play a little prank on Sasuke!Why, after such a big thing happened, did God poke a hole in it?sad.

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Kakashi didn't know the crisis he was facing. Almost no one recognized him when he took off his mask.Others wore masks to disguise themselves, but he was just the opposite. He always wore a mask, but no one would recognize him if he took it off.

He also took off A Fei's mask, and found the scar left on half of A Fei's face, which hurt his heart.In the end, he put half of his face mask on A Fei, which could cover it to some extent.

Uchiha Obito was anxious, why didn't White Zetsu and Black Zetsu show up? Could it be that they really fell into Orochimaru's hands?He suffered internal injuries after being stabbed by Uchiha Itachi's Kusanagi sword.Although fortunately his heart was a little more biased than normal and he was not immediately fatal, the injury was still serious.

——What to do? Uchiha Madara's resurrection plan may not be realized, and his body may not be able to survive until that moment.Is it necessary to reincarnate Madara's dirty earth and let Madara's dirty earth reincarnate himself to continue the plan?

Obito was shaken. After realizing that everything was his own fault and that Kakashi did not fall in love with Lin, he didn't know the meaning of pursuing such a world.

Wouldn't it be better if he died immediately just to see Lin?Give yourself a month to read it before you die, so that you can go back to the past in sweet dreams and be close to the eternity in your dreams.It was for the sake of the living, and for Kakashi, whom Lin loved, that he insisted on participating in this plan.But now, Kakashi told him that these were all his wishful thinking.Obito felt despair, he didn't know if he still had the strength to continue.

Kakashi, on the other hand, seemed heartless and didn't care at all that they were being hunted. He took him to several places to eat, drink and have fun like a trip, which made people even have the energy to complain.

"You guys, can you be a little nervous? We are being hunted, hunted by ferrets! It's like you're on vacation! What happened to make you like this!"

Obito couldn't help but complain, this was so completely different from the Kakashi he remembered!Even though he has always been paying attention to Kakashi's movements, he only saw it from a distance and didn't have a concrete sense of it.Acting with Kakashi, he felt firsthand what kind of lazy uncle the elite back then had become, and why this bastard allowed him to be disillusioned again and again!

Kakashi lazily ate snacks and threw one to Obito.

"You are too nervous. You should relax and relax occasionally. I - I used to be too strict with myself and too nervous. I used to envy you, Obito, for being able to survive no matter what you encounter. , and being able to laugh, seems very luxurious to me. After you and Lindu left, one day I suddenly thought that maybe it would be good to live according to your ideas. I tried it, and I thought it was pretty good. "

"It's hard to be confused in life, isn't it? Be easy on everything, be easy on yourself, and there's nothing wrong with slowing down a little and looking behind you."

Uchiha Obito choked, his chest was so tight that it was difficult to make a sound.

He always thought about what Kakashi would do. He wanted to be as smart and powerful as Kakashi.

But these years, Kakashi yearned for him and lived like him.

"It's so ridiculous..." Obito couldn't help but choke, "You live as me, but I live as you. This is really ridiculous."

Kakashi smiled softly: "It doesn't matter. We are friends. Friends, don't they just influence each other? We share good and bad things together. This is what you taught me, Obito. Don't To give up our friendship so easily, isn’t this the only important thing connecting us with Lin?”

Obito thought of Rin and felt that everything was very ironic. When he almost died, he thought that Kakashi and Rin could live well without him.But when he saw Lin die in Kakashi's hands, he regretted that the person he loved should be protected by himself and not entrusted to others.

He loved Lin, but Lin loved Kakashi. In the end, Lin died. It was quite ironic that the two of them survived.

But...Kakashi is right. Besides him and Kakashi, who else remembers Lin?Lin's name will only be a line of words on the memorial tablet. No one knows her past, no one remembers her voice and smile. They are the only ones who remember her.

"I--"

Obito wanted to say something, but Kakashi's expression suddenly changed. He took a mask from somewhere and put it on himself.

"Here he comes. Really fast. It seems that Uchiha Itachi must have seen my face somewhere."

Sure enough, Itachi Uchiha and Kisame Inigangaki had appeared in front of them.

Kakashi raised his hand to say hello: "Ah, long time no see, I should say I didn't expect to see you so soon. Let me explain in advance that the engagement was all your brother's idea, and I was completely threatened by him to participate. In addition, if you must Let's start, let's leave the downtown area first, the civilians here are innocent, they should not be involved."

Uchiha Itachi said with an indifferent expression: "Go over there."

Kakashi smiled bitterly in his heart, it seemed that he couldn't be better just by explaining.He and Obito set off immediately, leading the two rebel ninjas out of the downtown area.

After standing still, Kakashi glanced at Kisame Kisaki, and he was weighing how to escape with Obito from the two of them joining forces.

As if seeing through his plan, Uchiha Itachi said coldly:

"Even if you run away today, I will still find you. Let's put an end to it, Hatake Kakashi, and Uchiha Obito."

Kisame Mikaki crossed his arms and said: "I'm sorry, Mizukage-sama, I just want to confirm something with you. Itachi-san promised me to give you time to talk to me, so you can satisfy Itachi-san's desire to discuss with you. Are you thinking? If you can't even defeat Itachi-san, what confidence do you have to lead us into a new world without war?"

Obito clicked his tongue inwardly, knowing that this was an overturn in his usual sins.Kisame was complaining that he deceived him by using Madara's identity. If only Kisame was here, he would try to persuade Kisame, but there is an Uchiha Itachi, and he might be exposed by Itachi after only a few words. , and even found out his plan to resurrect Madara.Facing the cunning Itachi, he could only say less and do more.

It doesn't matter, although Uchiha Itachi is powerful, his physical follow-up is insufficient, which can be seen in the last battle.If he was the only one, he might have to be careful about being killed by Itachi, but now that Kakashi is here, it is equivalent to him having a pair of Sharingan eyes (his and Kakashi's eyes), and he still has a high chance of bringing him along. Get away with Kakashi.

Uchiha Obito now regrets extremely that he did not attack Nagato earlier and take away Nagato's pair of Rinnegan Eyes. If he had Rinnegan Eyes, he would not have been suppressed to this point by Uchiha Itachi.Just looking at the amazing power of the Kirin that Sasuke used after awakening the Rinnegan, we can tell that the Rinnegan is really much higher level than the Mangekyo, and is not even a thing at all.

So Inikaki Kisame looked at Uchiha Itachi and took action.

Yes, Inigaki Kisame just stood on one side holding the knife, seemingly just to prevent them from escaping.

Extremely, arrogantly, as if even Inikaki Kisame thought that Uchiha Itachi could defeat them both one-on-two.

Obito's heart is wandering, Kisame is a ghost card, no one knows what he is thinking now, he may suddenly help Itachi, if Kisame cooperates with Itachi, it will be amazingly powerful, Kisame has powerful chakra , its strength can be called a jinchūriki level, and his sword can also cause destructive effects like tailed beasts.Kisame's strengths just make up for Itachi's weaknesses. If the two of them join forces, he may not be able to protect himself and Kakashi at the same time.

But if Kisame betrays him at a critical moment and helps him, the Mizukage whom he once recognized, the situation will be reversed immediately.

Because he didn't know Kisame's thoughts, Obito was not prepared to attack Kisame now, otherwise it would affect Kisame's decision.He knew what Kisame wanted to see, which was for him to show his absolute strength.

Kisame Kisaki is an out-and-out Kiri ninja.To convince him, you must use strength!As long as you are strong enough, he will recognize your idea, because he thinks that since you have this strength, you can turn your idea into reality!As long as he has the upper hand in the battle with Itachi, even if he relies on Kakashi to win, then Inigaki Kisame will be on his side!

"Uchiha Itachi, you used forbidden drugs on yourself, right? Your life should not be long."

Obito speculated that Itachi's lack of energy was his flaw. Even if he dared to come to him even so, he must have been sure that he could be killed.He hinted to Kisame that even if he chooses Itachi, Itachi is already dead and unable to realize Kisame's dream.

Uchiha Itachi replied coldly: "I have my own methods, and there is no need for me to reveal all my trump cards to you."

Obito was shocked. Could it be that Uchiha Itachi's Sharingan evolved again?No, this is impossible!The Rinnegan is not a piece of shit, just Uchiha Sasuke, how could even Itachi have awakened the Rinnegan!

Several people took action. They never expected that the worst premonition experience was that Uchiha Itachi could actually use the Rinnegan!

"This is impossible!"

Obito shouted excitedly, if he had the Rinnegan, all plans would be disrupted!

No, no, he must kill Itachi and take back the Samsara Eye!If used——

"Are you thinking what would happen if I used the art of reincarnation?"

Uchiha Itachi sneered.

"This is the reason why you are staring at Akatsuki, Uchiha Obito. Do you want to use this technique to resurrect others? First reincarnate the other person with filthy earth reincarnation, and then release the soul and make it a living person? With such an ability, it is up to you It's so easy to reach, but you don't want to use it to resurrect your loved one, but you want to use it to resurrect Uchiha Madara, you are really a wonderful person."

You dare not face the person you want to resurrect the most, you are afraid of being scolded, and you only dare to create a false world to entertain yourself. You are really good.

——! ! !

Why would he know!

How did Uchiha Itachi know about Six Paths Pain's abilities and his plans!

Obito was shocked, and then looked at Kisame, feeling cold inside.

He had forgotten that Kisame was born as a spy.

Kisame's job was to form a team with others. On the surface, he was a straightforward idiot, but in fact, he was to monitor his companions. If there was any problem with his companions, he would extract information and kill them.

Obito did not hide most of his actions as Madara Uchiha from Kisame, because he believed that Kisame would not leak or betray.And Kisame doesn't seem smart, which makes it feel like there's no need to hide it from him.

——This is the biggest mistake.

Don't look down on anyone.

Inikisaki Kisame is also a professional in the spy business.

Even if he didn't ask or tell, he had actually gathered a lot of information, and the information about Six Paths Pain was probably leaked to Uchiha Itachi.

...could it be that this pair of samsara eyes are the samsara eyes that Itachi took away from Pain?

Uchiha Obito secretly resented it. His biggest mistake was to underestimate Kisame, thinking that Kisame was easy to deceive and take advantage of.

If Obito knew where Uchiha Itachi got his Rinnegan, he would probably hate him even more.

That's right, it's Kisame.

Kisame was watching the whole battle at that time, and he certainly noticed that Sasuke Uchiha took a strange bite of fish when he exploded SEED.

He didn't think much about it at the time, he just remembered the information.Later, after Uchiha Itachi viciously expressed his intention to defeat Kakashi, Kisame agreed at first, but after a while, he came to his senses.

"Itachi-san, are you trying to kill Kakashi because your brother opened his eyes? I think it may have nothing to do with Kakashi. Ah, of course, I may be wrong. But, I saw... …”

Kisame did not hesitate to tell Itachi what he saw. As a professional spy, of course he would write down everything he thought was suspicious. Even if he didn't understand it, he would pay special attention to it.

Itachi Uchiha didn't quite believe it, but he also thought it was too weird for Sasuke to suddenly bite the fish in such an urgent situation.

So Uchiha Itachi released his crow and found the whereabouts of the fish. The crow easily stole the half-cut fish that was not completely cut by the boss.

Yes, this good brother still remembers to leave half of it for his younger brother.

After getting it back, Uchiha Itachi thought it was ridiculous. It looked like a fish.But he tried to eat it anyway.

……

…………

Yes, Uchiha Itachi was very sure after eating it. It was a lucky choice to pull Kisame Kisaki into his team.

It seems that he has been unlucky and has been doing things wrong for so many years. Until now, things have finally turned around and he has the confidence to kill Obito Uchiha!

But because of this fish, he began to wonder if everything was a mistake. Could it be Sasuke... No, it's impossible. His brother is innocent, kind and cute. How could he come up with such a cunning trick like getting engaged to a male teacher? It must be The upper layer of the leaves is dry.

Although he was comforting himself in his heart, Uchiha Itachi had already begun to wonder if his brother was crooked somewhere because of this fish.

This is also the reason why he didn't defend himself when Kakashi made the statement just now.

In short, even if there is no matter about his brother, Kakashi helping Uchiha Obito is solid.From the looks of it, Kakashi is preparing to defeat Obito, so he still has to fight them both together.If it prevents him from killing Obito, then beat him to death!

Although Uchiha Itachi didn't know what snapdragons were, he relied on the sensitive perception of a ninja. The Rinnegan he opened might have a time limit. It would be bad when the effects of snapdragons wore off.

And even if he knew how to reincarnate, he wouldn't be able to achieve it because his chakra reserves were insufficient.However, it was enough to allow him to perform some ninjutsu that he had been unable to perform before.

"Although I don't want to use this trick, I always believe that living people's affairs should be resolved by living people. Always relying on the protection of others cannot protect the world we live in."

Saying this, Uchiha Itachi quickly made a starting gesture.

"Oops!"

Obito screamed, and he attacked quickly, but was blocked by the Fire Release and Phoenix Fire used by Uchiha Itachi's other hand.

Yes, this guy Itachi actually formed different seals on his hands and used two difficult ninjutsu at the same time!

At this moment, the technique he performed with his other hand has been completed!

The Earth Reincarnation was successfully executed, the black coffin opened, and a ninja emerged from the coffin and opened his eyes.

"I didn't expect... to call me...Itachi. Aren't the past Hokages more suitable as a fighting force than me?"

The ninja said.

"Nothing like that."

Uchiha Itachi raised his hand, and a crow landed on his hand.That crow actually has a scarlet Sharingan!

Itachi Uchiha took out the Sharingan from the crow's eyes and handed it to the ninja who had been reincarnated in the dirt.

The ninja said again: "The other gods I left for you...you should have used it to do more, Itachi, why waste it on a dead person like me."

Uchiha Itachi replied: "It can no longer be used where it should be used. Sasuke chose his own ninja way. I think it is time for the property to return to its original owner. Please use it to help me."

The other party hesitated for a moment, then finally took the eye and pressed it into his eye socket.

The control of the reincarnation of the dirty land on this person has been released!

The most powerful illusion - other gods, can control people's thinking. Even the reincarnation of the filthy earth cannot control the dead who possess such powerful illusion!

And a ninja with such a powerful Sharingan naturally has amazing mental power. Even if he does not use other gods, just letting one of his eyes return is enough to get him out of control!

"I have always believed that you are the strongest, and your failure was just because you exposed your back to the enemy."

Uchiha Itachi said.

"Please help me eliminate the enemies of Konoha, Brother Shisui. These two people in front of me are the enemies of Konoha. Only by defeating them can we protect our Konoha."