The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

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On the third day after Sasuke arrived at Orochimaru's place, Orochimaru suffered a heavy blow and humiliation from body to heart.

On the first day, Sasuke beat him to a pulp.

Sasuke: "Ah, that's it?"

Orochimaru: "...why do you know magic!"

On the second day, Sasuke beat up all the children he trained. By the way, those boys had begun to treat Sasuke as their big brother.

Sasuke: "Ah, that's it."

Orochimaru: "Don't establish strange organizations in my territory!"

On the third day, Sasuke even ridiculed Orochimaru to the point where he couldn't even find his head in the field of research he was best at.

"It decays quickly after replacing the body? Isn't this a rejection reaction? I didn't learn it from Tobirama-sama for two days. There is no reason for you not to know it! I remember that in this case, one's own cells are usually used to eliminate the diseased ones. After the cells, a prosthetic limb was cultured, and even though I have only been with Tobirama-sama for two days, I know it, how could you not know?"

Sasuke's expression of 'Are you stupid?' and 'Are you a scientific research liar who doesn't know anything about cheating money?' was too straightforward and hurt the pride of Orochimaru's scientists.

"A layman like you doesn't understand at all. Cell culture is not as simple as you say! Ordinary people's cells do not regenerate and divide that fast, let alone join the blood lineage——"

Sasuke said smoothly: "When you are in trouble, go to a White Zetsu. Isn't this a saying everyone knows? When you are studying biology and you don't know what to do, just go to a White Zetsu and do an analysis. Tobirama-sama All the medical ninjas under my command say so."

At this point, Sasuke paused.

He thought, could it be that there is not even Bai Jue in this world?Are they as extinct as snapdragons?

His eyes turned to sympathy as he looked at Orochimaru.

Ah, there is not even White Zetsu, so he asked why human subjects are being tested, even though White Zetsu is used in experiments in another world.It is an animal and plant similar to snapdragons, and it is not very intelligent, but its structure is very similar to the human body. It is said that Hashirama-sama likes to eat it the most, and Tobirama-sama only uses it for experiments, and also has regeneration of amputated limbs, etc. It has miraculous effects, just like that Cordyceps sinensis, it is full of treasures.

Alas, if I had known that there was no White Zetsu in this world, I should have brought one with me before I left.If there is no cure when needed, many prescriptions cannot be made.

Orochimaru was shocked and his pupils tightened: "White Zetsu? White Zetsu! So it's White Zetsu! Has the other world studied White Zetsu? It turns out it's White Zetsu... Sasuke, I'm going out for a while. Kabuto, you and me Let me go, I need your help with something."

Snake rubbed his hands and took his assistant to hunt Bai Jue.

Not knowing that one of the Akatsuki members was a half white Zetsu, half black Zetsu monster, Sasuke only felt that Orochimaru was indeed a fake ninja, a real scientist, just like Tobirama-sama, who forgot everything when it came to research.As for the research on immortality that has not progressed for so long, is it possible that he is like Tobirama-sama, who accidentally discovered B when he was studying A and then started studying C. He was off course for a long time and couldn't come back?This is the importance of studying the plan. Mr. Shikakyo is so smart. He uses the plan to suppress the overactive heart of Mr. Tobirama who is ready to study all kinds of mess.

When Sasuke saw Orochimaru and the pharmacist walking away, he felt that this place seemed to be his world.

That's right, anyway, everyone here has been accepted as his little brother, and the two people in charge are not here. Isn't he the strongest here in the world?

"This is a good opportunity, hurry up and search for Orochimaru's good stuff!"

Sasuke rubbed his hands excitedly, but this time there was no Hashirama-sama to compete with him!

... Let’s make a complaint here. Sasuke is obviously a handsome man who is very posing both when standing and sitting, but he is very comfortable in making movements that are like a fly rubbing his hands. He is definitely Senju Hashirama. wrong!

It's a pity that no one is around to correct him now. The subtle things that Uchiha Sasuke and Senju Hashirama learned through words and deeds have accidentally been revealed in his speech, behavior and behavior patterns.

This is as heart-wrenching as when the handsome hound in the family learns the lazy cat technique from the fattest orange cat in the family!If Uchiha Itachi sees this, he will definitely chase Senju Hashirama for compensation!

Sasuke easily found Orochimaru's treasure house. The younger brothers not only showed him the way but also took the initiative to help him list the treasures for him to choose from.

Sasuke, who was sitting on top, felt inexplicably happy that there were no tigers in the mountains.

BUT!

BUT! ! !

He doesn’t recognize these things!

"You," Sasuke raised his head and signaled, "go to Konoha and invite Shikamaru over, Nara Shikamaru. Just say I'll look for him, and he will follow you."

Kimimaro, who was named, coughed twice: "Master Orochimaru is not here, if you do this..."

Sasuke crossed his arms: "If you don't go, I'll go and invite him myself. If I'm captured by Konoha's people, that will only hurt Orochimaru's interests!"

——It’s so reasonable that Kimimaro can’t deny it!

"Ahem...Okay, Nara Shikamaru, I will bring him back."

Sasuke nodded: "Tayuya, you go with him. If Kimimaro encounters someone from Konoha and is attacked, you will abandon him and meet Shikamaru secretly, and make an appointment with Shikamaru to sneak away together."

Tayuya was speechless: "You've gone too far! What should Kimimaro do?"

Sasuke hated iron and steel: "Why are you so stupid! Who is the current Hokage of Konoha? It's Tsunade! She is the granddaughter of Senju Hashirama. She has powerful chakra and knows medical ninjutsu. Kimimaro's body is in Orochimaru can't see a cure, so why not take the opportunity to pretend to be captured and let Tsunade see the situation? Tsunade's character will not let such a young child die of illness in front of her eyes. Kimimaro, did you hear that? If people from Konoha attack you, just show off and pretend to be unconscious so they can carry you away. When asked after that, just say everything is for Orochimaru, don't say anything else."

Kimimaro hesitated: "I don't need to be healed, as long as I can help Lord Orochimaru even if it means death -"

Sasuke was disgusted again: "If I were Orochimaru, I would be sick to death. Not to mention raising you as a loser, you just think about how to kill Orochimaru and let Orochimaru's investment go to waste! Of course, if you can survive, you must live to repay Orochimaru. Isn't it? Moreover, I, the body chosen by Orochimaru, also have an enemy who is eager to catch me, beat me and gouge out my eyes at any time. Yes, it is the man who destroyed the Uchiha clan! If Kimimaro can't cure the disease, help If I go to beat him, wouldn’t it mean that all Orochimaru’s investment was wasted on me alone?”

Kimimaro was completely stunned. He felt that Sasuke was right. He had no idea that this Uchiha Sasuke was the man who had beaten Orochimaru in the arena before, making it difficult for him to fight back.

Sasuke was proud and wrote a note with a stroke of his pen: "I'll give you the Bone Pulse and rent Shikamaru for three days." He folded it and gave it to Kimimaro, telling him that he could give it to Tsunade when he saw her.

Anyway, Kimimaro can't read either.Orochimaru originally wanted to use Kimimaro's body. He didn't need to teach a body to read.

Ah, that's why he had to wait until Orochimaru and even Yakushi Kabuto were not at home before doing anything. These children were really innocent and cute. Unlike those coquettish bitches outside, Sasuke had a sense of superiority that deceived children.

Don't tell me, it's really cool.

It didn't take long before Tayuya really brought Nara Shikamaru back.

Even if Shikamaru was mentally prepared, he couldn't help but see Sasuke sitting in a high position as comfortable as a mafia gang boss, with the boys raised by Orochimaru below serving Sasuke tea and water like little brothers. Squirted.

"You have become the King of the Mountain, Sasuke Uchiha! No wonder you don't want to go back to Konoha, you are having such a great time!"

Sasuke made a melancholy pretending to be 13: "I can't help it. I am still a Kage level now. This kind of small stronghold that was put together casually can only be a temporary place to stay. I am here for the Hokage-sama." You don’t understand that you should only give way if you can maintain Konoha’s rule.”

He is telling the truth. If he returns to Konoha, he will definitely be tempted to find the third generation. Then he will definitely start a fight with the top management of Konoha, and maybe the fragile Konoha will collapse.Sasuke still admires Tsunade-sama. This is a Hokage who has the courage to say that even if he leaves the village, he will not pursue him. For the time being, he does not want to replace Tsunade with a guy who is as useless as Danzo.

Even if you fight the third generation, you still have to wait for the right opportunity to take advantage of him and trick the third generation outside Konoha before fighting him.

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It's all your fault, Mr. Lukyo. It's all your fault for subtly teaching me to be like this Uchiha Sasuke. I can no longer go back to that pure, innocent and kind-hearted good boy, alas.But Izuna-sama would be proud of me if he knew.

Shikamaru was still unhappy: "What the hell is leasing! I've heard all about it, you're really going too far!"

Sasuke knocked back and yelled back angrily: "It's not you, it's your ancestor Nara Lukyo who tricked me? Otherwise, how could I be in such a dilemma? You must be responsible for giving me ideas and solutions, Nara dug What’s wrong with letting Nara fill the hole!”

Shikamaru was a little dumbfounded: "Huh? How could it be like this - you go find the person involved!"

Sasuke: "If you don't help me, I'll chop off your ponytail right now."

Shikamaru covered his head in shock: "You are so cruel!"

It wasn't very harmful, but it was extremely insulting. Nara Shikamaru compromised for the sake of his tail!

He didn't know that it was because Sasuke had been brainwashed by another Konoha catchphrase. In addition to the scientific research department's "If you are in trouble, go to Bai Zetsu (anatomy)", there was also the saying "you need to use your brain to find profiteers".This profiteer actually refers to the Nara clan. Since it is from the Hokage family, we can't say it directly to prevent the Hokage from settling accounts with them.But everyone knows what these two jingles from the Senju spread mean.Of course, there are also sayings like 'the pillar of support in all directions', 'the Uchiha who tops the list of figures', etc., so I won't explain them one by one.

Uchiha Sasuke first asked Shikamaru to pick out convenient weapons, usable ninjutsu skills, and medicinal materials from Orochimaru's treasures, and the two of them divided the points (Shikamaru began to think that this trip might be a good one) value), and then called Shikamaru to his room privately.

The other children looked at Shikamaru's back with envy: "Damn it, does Sasuke-sama like this type of thing?"

They didn't know that Shikamaru, who was taken away alone, was directly filled with illusions by Sasuke into the cause and effect of the Uchiha clan's genocide, etc.

Shikamaru Nara: "..."

Nara Shikamaru: "I don't want to know this, let me go back, let me go back!!!"

This guy is trying to trick me! ! !

Sasuke snorted coldly: "If you dare to run away, I will immediately inform everyone that you are my, Sasuke Uchiha's, and I will touch anyone who dares to touch you!"

Shikamaru: "Gan!!!"

Sasuke: "Okay, be smart and do things for me, and think about how to solve this situation for me first. Aren't you Nara people from the Hokage family? Don't embarrass Mr. Lukyo."

Shikamaru:……

Shikamaru just wanted to beat up his ancestor.