The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

He is Uchiha Itachi, a spy with great emotions.

For the sake of human peace, Konoha and justice, he killed his whole family and infiltrated into a terrorist organization called Akatsuki.

You ask him what he does every day?Just catch other traitorous ninjas, make money, run around to collect tailed beasts, and pass on some information to Lord Jiraiya when you remember them.

The content of the intelligence is, of course, what he does every day, or what other unimportant Akatsuki members are capable of.Of course he didn't reveal anything about Xiaofang's cutting-edge combat power, especially the leader's abilities. What if the news leaked out and the boss suspected it?

He is indeed a rebellious nin who pretends to have level [-] emotions. In order to pretend to be a rebellious nin, he even stabbed his former companions to death.Of course, the information must be chosen to be less sensitive to pass on to avoid overturning.

...What do you mean, this is not spying?Why isn't this called a spy?In order to protect my brother Sasuke, I am called a spy!Konoha still has to look at my face to do things!

Uchiha Itachi, who devoted himself to his younger brother (crossed out) and dedicated himself to Konoha, was also a highly hidden high-level spy today who only did what rebel ninjas would do, without even the slightest hint of being a spy.

Recently, he heard that his brother had returned to Konoha. Uchiha Itachi quickly sent his ninja beast Crow, and used Shisui's Sharingan transplanted to the Crow to spy on his brother's movements.

As a result, his younger brother Sasuke was taking a bath with Naruto and other children!Or an open-air hot spring! ! !

You're so careless, Sasuke, how could you take a bath in such an open place?Are you unaware of your own beauty?

Uchiha Itachi, who was quite confident in his brother's beauty, immediately controlled the crow to monitor the surrounding area to prevent anything detrimental to his brother from happening.

As a result, a strange, demonic creature looked at it.

Itachi's Crow:...? !

Then that very magical, animal-like plant actually came over!It jumped forward until it reached the wooden railing on the bathroom wall!Right in front of the crow?

Weasel's crow suddenly felt a very sinister sense of crisis!It spreads its wings and flies!

"Ah~!"

Luckily it flies fast!But a section of his tail was still bitten!The crow reluctantly sacrificed its tail feathers, flew unsteadily into the sky, and fled crookedly.

Naruto pointed at the snapdragon with a shocked face: "Sasuke! It left just now, it left by itself, and it almost ate a crow!"

Sasuke lay down in the hot spring and closed his eyes disapprovingly: "Ah, it is looking for food. Master Izuna said he trained it to prevent me from forgetting to feed it and starving to death."

Neji was shocked: "It turns out to be carnivorous?"

Sasuke: "He is an omnivore. It is said that he can also drink alcohol. His expressions when drunk are very interesting, but I have not tried it."

When Naruto heard this, he smiled obscenely: "Hehehe~"

Neji: "Are you going to secretly get wine to feed it? We can't buy wine, where are you going to get it?"

Naruto said proudly: "Don't you know this? Sandai always drinks secretly, and I know where the jug is hidden! I'll get some, Sasuke, lend me your gourd, and I'll use it to hold the wine."

Sasuke rolled his eyes: "Come on, you just want to be like me and steal alcohol, and you can blame me if you are found out? You have some idea, okay Naruto, Sakura, you haven't learned your lesson that time? Even if you are caught You look just like me, but your temperament is so special that you can tell at a glance that you are not me."

Naruto was shy after hearing this: "Ah, as expected, my future Hokage's temperament is so special that others can see it at a glance?"

Neji: "I think what he means is that it is impossible for him to steal alcohol. Even if you become him, you will be found out."

Naruto snorted: "Ningji, you are a wallflower. If he helps you untie the caged bird, you will turn to him. Humph, it's no big deal. I'll turn into Naruko and go lustful. I'll seduce Uncle Jiraiya and let him give me wine. .”

Neji: "Naruko?"

Naruto: "Haven't you seen it? I'll show it to you right now!"

Sasuke stretched out his hand to try to stop him, but before he could do it, Naruto suddenly transformed into a blond beauty with big boobs. Of course, she soaked in the hot spring without any clothes on.

"puff!!!"

Hinata Neji and he were lying on their backs and bleeding!

Sasuke covered his face: "I knew it would be like this, don't turn into a woman here, it will pollute our hot springs!"

——Is that the point?

The other people in the men's bath screamed and ran out, clutching their children.

Sasuke looked at the backs of the group of people speechlessly. Why was it the other way around?Are there so many virgins in Konoha?

Suddenly he heard a strange sound, and turned around to see that the crow that had lost its tail feathers flew back out of nowhere, and fell down again as if it was seriously injured.

——Have even the crows fallen under Naruto's **** technique?As expected of Naruto!

Suddenly, a small light bulb lit up on Sasuke's head.

"Naruto, what is the point of your jutsu? Is it different from the usual transformation jutsu and is it very lethal?"

Naruto laughed loudly: "Of course! The transformation technique has actual reference objects and needs to be similar. The biggest purpose of the transformation technique is to break through the ninja's psychological defense. Men, in particular, cannot stand this technique. , I used this trick to defeat the Third Generation Master and take away the secret book, right?"

After saying that, Naruto straightened out his chest, raised his head and tightened his abdomen, once again showing off his proud figure.

"Have you seen this figure? It's something that girls in the real world, such as Sakura, can't have. This is what I combined with Jiraiya to draw materials, I read Qianho, and I also drew novel illustrations for Jiraiya, and I painted Knowledge purified from the information Chisato obtained! Just like the breasts, bigger is not better, it must be proportional to the waist and shoulders! And the face needs to be softened, the eyebrows should be thinned, the eyelashes should be longer, and the lips should be small and red! This They are all the favorite types in men’s imagination! Only when they suddenly become reality can they break through the enemy’s psychological defense line!”

Sasuke nodded seriously and took note: "What else?"

Naruto changed back and said seriously: "Moreover, don't underestimate the enemy. Some people don't like this. For example, Sakura has to use the reverse version of the harem technique and use the beauty trick to defeat her. By the same token, don't think that becoming If you want a handsome guy’s face, this is what a woman should do. Body, style, and sexiness are all indispensable!”

Naruto, who once defeated Sakura and even gained approval from Tsunade by relying on the reverse version of the **** technique, clenched his fists in a gesture to teach important lessons in life!

"As soon as the move succeeds, immediately complete the task and escape. This is the true meaning of this move!"

Sasuke was puzzled: "Why not take advantage of the victory and pursue it?"

Naruto waved his hand: "You don't understand this. If you succeed in one attack and run away immediately, you can use the same move to win next time. If you use this move and then attack the enemy, it will give the opponent the impression that this move is equivalent to launching an attack. Next time I see this move, I will attack directly, and the gain will not be worth the loss."

Sasuke thought for a while and felt that Naruto was right, so he nodded in agreement.

At this time, Shikamaru and others walked into the bathroom and saw Hinata Neji floating on the water. They couldn't help but interrupt the academic discussion between the two.

"I said, don't you care about him? He really won't drown in the hot spring? Is he suffering from heat stroke due to too much heat?"

Sasuke and Naruto: "Ah!"

forget.

*

A few people came out after taking a shower, chatted for a few words, and then went back to their homes. After all, it was getting late.

Unexpectedly, after Sasuke brought Pangpang home, he met Yakushi Kabuto sent by Orochimaru.The purpose was of course to persuade Sasuke to go back with him.

What?Did Senju Hashirama make a big fuss last time?How long ago that happened, Snake is back in his old nest again~!The children were fooled by Snake again to listen to his words~!Sasuke-kun, come and join us. Snake, I have a lot of new information about your brother here. Come on, come on!

——Doudou conveyed such a meaning.

Sasuke was suddenly enlightened, this familiar style of painting, the familiar smell!The look in his eyes confirming that he is giving away equipment to others!He was thinking that it was not safe to fight Itachi alone. What if he was held back by Itachi's other accomplices? Wouldn't that be a siege?But let the children of Konoha fight with him. He, who is LV99, takes the children of LV45 to fight Itachi who may be LV102?There is no way Naruto Tsunade would agree to what they did!

Why didn't he expect that there was Orochimaru, the snake who loved his body the most in the world?And what about the cute little thugs Orochimaru trained for him?Hey, there's nothing you can do about it if you're too charming. Even thugs are trained for you.There are a lot of good things in Orochimaru's place. They were all swept away by Hashirama last time and he didn't get anything. This time he can finally eat alone!

Sasuke said he was willing to come along, but he had some matters to resolve in Konoha.Doudou expressed his understanding, agreed on a time to pick him up, and left.

Sasuke watched with pity as Toudou walked away.

——Speaking of which, the same excuse was obviously used last time. Why, there was no progress at all, whether it was Orochimaru or Yakushi Kabuto.Or maybe they thought that since Hashirama wasn't here anyway, he was just there to deliver food?Have you never thought about the problem that they can't afford the food cooked by the Uchiha chef?

"Ah, when the time comes, just leave a note and say to sneak into Orochimaru's side. Just do the same thing as last time. Go and ask for leave in person. Tsunade-sama might detain me and not let me go."

Sasuke thought as he touched his chin.

He wanted to stay a few more days in order to sneak in and check out the files and traces Danzo had left before.

Before he left and came back to this era, Lu Jing talked to him.

This senior Hokage said a lot to him, which benefited him a lot in all aspects.Among them was the issue of Danzo. Lu Jing told him that he hoped that he could personally search for information and confirm what Danzo was doing.

"Sasuke, everything you know is based on hearsay. Regarding Danzo, you saw Hashirama defeat him. As for Danzo's crimes, except for the Sharingan that you saw with your own eyes, you heard everything. Say. The same thing about your brother, the reason why he did what he did, and his crime, you only 'heard' about. Tell me, in the future, do you want to be an Avenger who kills him and returns to the normal life of a ninja, or do you want to Hope to support the future of the Uchiha clan?"

After thinking about it, Sasuke replied: "I want revenge, and I also hope to restore the glory of the Uchiha clan again."

Lu Jing said: "Think carefully, Sasuke, regardless of the issue of responsibility, just consider your own mood. Do you really want to shoulder the future of the Uchiha clan from the bottom of your heart?"

Sasuke nodded firmly, this was the natural choice.

Lu Jing looked at him and answered: "Then, you must find out the reason, not from other people's mouths, but to investigate it yourself, relying on physical evidence, witness, and all aspects of evidence to comprehensively draw conclusions. An Avenger , just killing your opponent is enough. As a clan leader, shouldn't you find out the real reason behind the genocide of your family to prevent it from happening again? Or, do you want to use grief as an excuse to whitewash the past, just like Hinata Hizashi in your world? Sacrifice your brother Hizashi to gain a false peace?"

Sasuke was stung. He stared at Lu Kyo with grief and anger, not understanding why he said such cruel words.

Lu Jing was unmoved: "Let me see your courage, Uchiha Sasuke. Will you become an Avenger, or become the leader of the Uchiha clan? Let me see what depth you can reach. It only takes a knife to kill, but it takes more to become a leader.”

These words are particularly convincing coming from a man whose family creed is to live leisurely, but who is now the Hokage.

Sasuke murmured in reply: "I thought it was after killing that man and avenging his family."

Lu Jing looked at him and said: "Isn't it just you and him in the Uchiha clan?"

That's not the distant future, it's now.

You are already a young clan leader.

Whether you abandon this identity and become an Avenger, or start shouldering the future of your clan now, is your own choice.