The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

As soon as the messy things were busy, it was time for the Five Shadows Conference.

Senju Hashirama gritted his teeth, thinking that the long-term pain would be better than the short-term pain. He should quickly settle the business here, and he could go anywhere he wanted.So he packaged the wood carvings he made with wood during this period and called the evil ghost to deliver the things to the underworld.

That's right, last time he complained to Dingliang about the inconvenience of communication between the two parties, Dingliang mentioned that he seemed to have received a courier from the underworld, and then told him the name of the courier.Later, when he was in the underworld, he specifically looked for that express company, and there really was one!After receiving a cursed doll for special contact, I fed the doll nails when I needed express delivery, and sure enough, a ghost courier came to pick up the package, which was really convenient.

"Is this a gift for you? Do you need packaging services? We will add the most popular packaging in the underworld for you, including skulls, hellhounds, and snapdragons——"

"Just snapdragons."

Senju Hashirama decisively added money, but he still understood that he couldn't save money at this time.

The circulating currencies used in the underworld are precious metals and ghost coins. After spending money to send them out, Hashirama, who found some ghost coins in his hand, carefully put away the ghost coins.Maybe it can still be used during the next express delivery.

After that, he sent a message saying that he had sent something. After waiting for a long time, he only saw a reply of "I understand."

...Sad, so humble and sad!

But there is no way, Guideng is already very busy.In the past, he didn't often harass Gui Deng. He would only contact Gui Deng when he saw something interesting. Unexpectedly, now that he doesn't see her even a little bit, he is worried that Gui Deng is dating another pretty girl.Ah, how could he think so much about the ghost lantern?It was obviously official business last time, wasn't it?

"Ah, falling in love with someone is so humbling."

Hashirama expressed his emotions lyrically.

Senju Tobirama overheard: "...???"

What?who?what happened? ? ?

Big brother, he is in love!

Who will it be?

Senju Tobirama thought about it a lot and found out that the person his eldest brother had the most contact with was indeed——

Nara Shikakyo and Uchiha Madara!Could it be that he fell in love with one of them?

——!

I understand, it must be Uchiha Madara!No wonder the eldest brother actually got into a fight with Madara some time ago. Wasn't it because Madara fell in love with Izuna's blind date and the eldest brother was emotionally hurt?

Senju Tobirama had already started to make up stories in his mind: she loved him, he loved her, but he loved him. Unexpectedly, this plot would go around in circles again and again.

Tobirama couldn't help but cry. It was so miserable. My brother was so miserable!It doesn't matter, brother, falling out of love is also a necessary part of life. As a younger brother, I will silently support you!Uchiha Madara, this man is not worth what you have to pay!He likes girls and is a BG party!Brother, don't be sad, even if you don't have Madara, there are other people who are suitable for you!

Hashirama didn't know why his brother watched him go to the Five Shadows Conference with pity. Hashirama thought he would take the opportunity to learn two more moves from Dingliang along the way.The experience of successful men is worth emulating!

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At this time, Gui Leng was grinding his teeth.

"Two more small worlds! If this continues, it will be overloaded!"

King Yama was helpless: "I understand, we will reject everyone who comes in from now on and transfer them to others."

Gui Deng thought for a moment: "I obviously told Mr. Xiao Yama before, could it be that... damn, that guy did it on purpose!"

Ghost Light quickly used the mirror to check the situation in the human world, and then he breathed a sigh of relief after confirming that everything was normal over Hashirama.

"What's wrong, what does this have to do with him?"

Lord Yama is still out of state, with a confused look on his face.

"He can ignore the phase axis and make space jumps, which means he can even reach the world outside the control of the Shaman King. This is a very rare attribute. The Shaman King, whose recent goal is external expansion, really wants to get him. "Ghost Deng explained, "I will attack the Yama Hall with a lot of work, making it difficult for me to escape. I'm afraid the target is him."

If it hadn't been for the interference of the ghost lamp last time, I'm afraid he would have been successfully won over.

King Yama stroked his beard after hearing this: "Whatever the Lord wants to achieve, he will always find a way to achieve it. Even if you stop him this time, there will always be a next time."

"I won't let him succeed," Gui Deng gritted his teeth, "If he wants to steal people from me, there is no way!"

"Or," King Yama suggested, "Why don't you just sign a contract with him? Signing a contract with him earlier than Lord Shaman King, can you avoid this kind of thing?"

Gui Deng held the mace and said: "I have done this long ago. He is a living person, and he also has his own things to do. The situation I want to avoid most is to involve him in our world."

King Yama asked sincerely: "Ki Deng, do you think he hasn't been involved yet? I thought he had already become one of us. You see, even Zashiki Warashi is very familiar with him. I miss him even if he doesn’t come.”

Oni Deng curled his lips and made a sound, then reached out to touch the heads of the two Zashiki boys who ran over when they heard the call. The two little girls happily rubbed their hands and ran away.

"In short, he is a living person and has his own life. Don't involve living people willfully."

After teaching King Yama a lesson, Ghost Lantern started his day's work. During the work, he used a mirror to check from time to time to confirm that the Shaman King was not harassing Hashirama.This state lasted until the end of the day's work, and not surprisingly, the mirror's remote control broke.

King Yama: "It's because you frequently switch channels back and forth, watching the life of the soul being judged, and then watching Hashirama. That's why the channel is broken."

Not surprisingly, Gui Deng beat up his talkative boss again.

There was no other way. The mirror was sent for repair. During this period, even the trial was delayed, which made Gui Deng feel very bad.He simply gave himself a holiday. Anyway, besides the trial, there were many things he could do, such as taking the opportunity to sort out the documents piled up on King Yama's desk to force him to approve them, and tidying up his room which was filled with various items, etc. .

"Master Gui Deng, your express delivery!"

……express delivery?By the way, that guy did say he wanted to send a courier. It's a shame he could find this courier company that can handle Yangshi business.

After signing for the ghost lantern, I saw snapdragons on the package, which made me feel much better.He carefully peeled off the wrapping paper - maybe it could be used elsewhere in the future.

There is still a packaging inside, and it is still a sturdy wooden box that is anti-fall.

When he opened it again, he found a wooden sculpture inside, depicting the ghost lamp himself standing on many wailing snapdragons.

Ghost Lantern: "...At this level, it can be used as a commodity."

Gui Deng had also seen the wood carving of Snapdragon before. It was a wood carving made by his subordinate, Gui Cha, who was good at carving and painting out of interest.At that time, the other party liked the ghost lantern and said he could give it to him.But as a superior, it was not easy to take advantage of his subordinates, so in the end he declined.

But in fact, he still liked it very much, so he even took a photo of the wooden sculpture as a souvenir.

——When did you see that guy?Or did you hear it from King Yama or Ghost Chariot?If he guessed it accidentally, I have to praise his intuition.Is this the instinct of wild animals?

——Very much to his taste.

Not to mention the snapdragons, even the wood carvings of Ghost Lantern himself are very lifelike and even seem to be beautifying.

"By the way, he can control trees. This must not be carving, but formed through ninjutsu. He can actually operate ninjutsu to such a precise level. That man, I really don't know whether to call him powerful or stupid. Don't use ninjutsu. Come do this kind of thing."

With such complaints in his mouth, Ghost Lantern has already begun to find a place for the statue.After tidying up the room and arranging the statues, all the worries accumulated during Ghost Lantern's previous work were swept away.After he laid it out, he realized whether he had invested too much time in this thing.

No way, this really suits his preferences.Gui Deng has always been an honest ghost.

Already, it is impossible to go back.This one has become one with his room, and it can no longer be left in the room.

"It's nerve-wracking. It seems I have to thank him properly. What would be a better return gift? That mushroom has everything."

Gui Deng suddenly remembered that he had collected the bag before, and then he noticed that he had collected a lot of things from Hashirama in bits and pieces during this period.

This reminded him of the hellhound that would take the head of a dead person in its mouth as a thank you gift. This one must be the same as that one, a thank you from the person being raised.

Cerberus usually hopes that you spend more time playing with it... Well, next time you should take time to take a leave and go out for a ride with the big mushroom.

Ah, if it weren't for the Shaman King, he wouldn't be stuck in overtime hell, unable to even take a vacation.

Thinking of the Shaman King's tricks, Gui Deng felt unhappy.He then thought of King Yama's suggestion, which was actually not entirely undesirable.

Just like Cerberus, the contract signed with Unhappiness is an employment contract.With this contract in place, Cerberus cannot sign a part-time contract with anyone else.The problem is Cerberus lives in Hell, and Mushrooms are not the dead.

Could it be that he was required to sign a contract with Hashirama personally?Master-slave statement?No, no, no, that's a living person, even if you sign the lottery, you have to wait until he dies.The Shaman King is too cunning, why can the messengers from the spirit world be living beings?

Um……?

Gui Deng thought of something, maybe that could work.But wouldn't this still involve Hashirama in the affairs of the underworld?

Regardless of being used by the Shaman King, it will definitely be used to occupy other worlds, which would definitely be more excessive.

...Obviously I am the breeder.All thieves and all will die for me.

Ghost Deng thought about it for a long time, and finally replied to Hashirama first.

[The wood carving was received and is well done, thank you. 】

He thought for a moment and sent another sentence.

[Which one do you want to choose, the slave of the Shaman King or the agent of my (deleted) dog (deleted). 】

After sending it, he didn't look at the communicator anymore, threw it aside and went to water the snapdragons.

Anyway, when most people see such information, they will treat it as a joke. I guess Hashirama will only ask blankly: What is a proxy? I have never heard of it before, can you tell me?

If asked, tell him that he sent it by mistake before and pretend it didn't happen.

...I have exposed my true nature, myself.

The S-attribute ghost thought this while watering the snapdragons.