The journey of becoming a god of mushrooms in the ninja world

The relationship between the two returned to the previous relationship.

This is a matter of course. Even if Hashirama has a hundred plans, what's the use if it's not easy for people to see them?As for the phone, Gui Deng seems to only use it as a tool to send messages. He doesn't really like to communicate with this tool that can only transmit sounds. If there is no emergency, he will not use it to contact Hashirama, and if Hashirama takes the initiative to call, If you just talk nonsense, he will hang up quickly.

Gui Deng is busy most of the time and only responds to messages depending on his mood when he is free.At present, the most frequent responses are pictures or text information related to snapdragons, as well as discussions related to other rare species of plants.Others completely depend on your mood, and it's normal not to reply.

Hashirama held the communicator from time to time and sighed. After feeling sentimental, he ran to Tobirama and asked his brother to upgrade this to a video version.

Senju Tobirama: ...It’s so outrageous!

Senshou Tobirama couldn't help but scolded his eldest brother harshly. When he saw his eldest brother, he didn't defend himself and just looked at him pitifully. Oh, he couldn't bear it anymore.

"This is not as simple as you think, brother. It takes a lot of time. I will find a way. Don't worry yet."

In fact, I want to say that Senju Hashirama's character of trying to trick you whenever something happens is totally your fault!Don't help him just because you feel sorry for him!

However, Senju Hashirama didn't have much time to feel sentimental about Spring and Autumn. There were a lot of things that needed to be prepared before the Five Shadows Conference, and even he couldn't run away to help.In addition, two things happened one after another.

One was Uchiha Madara, who unsurprisingly overturned.

It was also because he overturned his car that Hashirama understood the cause and effect.

It turns out that brothers Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Izuna were put on a blind date by their father some time ago.The reason was that Hashirama's father went to show off to Banban's father that he had a family full of children and grandsons, and the head of the family was also married - anyway, the head of the Senju family was his son, and the only two children in your family were single, hahaha !

But Banban's father was very angry. He first scolded the two children, and then brought out a blind date package, which made Banban and Quan Nai feel dizzy and weak.

Moreover, how should I put it, in this era, the two of them, especially Uchiha Madara, are actually considered older young adults, referred to as old, not young men anymore.This is an era when the average person gets married at fifteen or sixteen. It has to be said that both Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara are really considered old in the dating market.

Although Uchiha Madara is famous, many girls' parents don't like girls who are too old.Especially for ninjas, whose life span is shorter than that of ordinary people, they also have to consider the practical issue of whether their daughter will soon become a widow after marrying.Even if you can survive, the active period of a ninja is still directly proportional to your age. The older a ninja is, the shorter his life cycle will be in this profession. If your daughter marries you, you will retire soon. What will the family have to eat?

Uchiha Madara's bonus as the leader of the clan meant that although he didn't have to worry about unemployment and food, he was still not as competitive as a young man.Therefore, there are really many strange girls who come to him for blind dates. To put it simply, if they can find other partners, they will not go on a blind date with him.Madara looks pretty good, but his hair style detracts from him. To be honest, if a man can keep this hair style without changing and go out for a walk, girls would be shunned by him because of his personality.Not to mention that Banban doesn't have a very good temper towards outsiders.Rich, straight, not handsome, and 'old', either for his money and power, or for his status as the leader of the Uchiha clan. In short, there is no serious girl who can go on a blind date for him.

Let's talk about Quan Nai. His blind date has another problem: Quan Nai himself is too brother-controlled.As the saying goes, no girl likes her husband to be a devil of a brother, and it makes no difference if it's his brother.What's the big deal when a young couple is living a happy life, and all the hard-earned things are passed on to his brother?Normal girls can't stand this kind of weird brotherly relationship. Logically speaking, you are the younger brother, shouldn't your brother support you?He is still a clan leader, why is it the other way around?You might as well marry your brother!

Izumi put up with this issue once or twice during a blind date conversation. Later, when the issue became more frequent, he simply became angry and simply stopped seeing anyone.What kind of blind date is this? I don’t even know you. You understand me and my brother and you want to marry me!Come on, I’ll be single all my life, and it’s none of your business to marry my brother as you say!

Izuna refused to meet her blind date. After his father learned about the situation, he had a headache, and finally came up with a bad move - let Madara Uchiha meet and screen Izuna's blind date first.

That's right, don't you hate them and don't like your brother?Let them meet your brother first, then you can see their true nature.Anyone who hates your brother has a pass. If you have a good attitude toward your brother, go and meet him. Is this okay?

To be honest, Uchiha Tajima, who came up with this idea, is also a stunning person. He is worthy of being the father of these two weird brothers.But don't mention it, this will really filter out many candidates who have personal opinions on Madara.Tajima himself also feels that only by working together can brothers be able to break through gold. If his son marries a troublemaker, it would be better to remain single.If it really doesn't work, it's not a big deal if you buy an oiran and come back to have children, but don't marry a wife.

——But he really doesn’t want to take this step!Wouldn't that mean losing to Thousand-Armed Buddha?No, you must find me a better wife than Uzumaki Mito!

So it was under this situation that Uchiha Madara took care of his brother and met a woman who was supposed to be on a blind date with Izuna, Namikaze Momiji.

There is another question to raise here, that is, as the clan leader, Uchiha Madara, his wife must be an Uchiha, so all his blind dates are women from the Uchiha clan.In order to ensure the purity of his bloodline and ensure that future generations inherit his power, this is a necessary survival strategy.It is by relying on this approach that the Uchiha clan can ensure that the clan leader's bloodline can always inherit the highest level Sharingan, and can ensure that the eye can be opened in the future.Their abilities originate from their bloodline, so maintaining the bloodline is the weapon that maintains their clan.

Uchiha Izuna does not have this problem. He has his elder brother above him, so his mate selection targets are wider. They may not necessarily be those with strong blood of the Uchiha clan, but they can also be from relatively remote branches, or even other ninja clans. ——If the other party is willing.Maybe he can steal the blood of other ninjas and improve the Uchiha's blood, which is a good thing.Just like if the person you're dating is a whirlpool, the elders of the Uchiha clan will definitely 'OK, OK'!Well done Uzumaki, this bloodline is very rich in chakra, but the Uchiha clan lacks chakra, so it is a happy event to join our family!

But Namikaze, let's be honest, this is a very remote ninja clan, and its ancestors are from other countries. Among most of the black-haired, red-haired and white-haired Fire Country ninjas, a blond and blue-eyed one suddenly stood out. It looks really scary.You can tell from this appearance alone that he is of foreign origin.Namikaze Momiji is a blond beauty. It stands to reason that a beauty like her would have no worries about marrying, but because her foreign bloodline is so obvious, the Ninja clan, which values ​​bloodline, is generally unwilling to find a girl like her.

She was one of Quan Na's blind dates, but because a girl whom Uchiha was originally interested in didn't want to go, he recommended her there.If she refused, both sides would lose face. The person in charge thought that it would be impossible to pass anyway, so he added her in to save face.

In the end, no one expected that this girl passed the first test that other girls failed to pass.

Even though Hongye is careless, he has a very good personality and is very lovable.Due to her own experiences, it is difficult for her to be prejudiced against others. When chatting with her, it is easy to feel that this girl is friendly.Uchiha Madara originally thought that this was a foreign girl, and he was not very happy at first. He wondered what the person who chose someone for Izuna was doing. This should not have been included in the first place.Unexpectedly, we chatted for a few words and it was very exciting. The other party also had unique insights into ninjutsu, and his views on the ninja clan and family were very consistent with his.In the end, Uchiha Madara felt resentful in his heart, wondering what the person who picked someone for him was doing, and why there were no such high-quality good girls among his blind dates.

Uchiha Madara was quite satisfied, so he went to tell his brother to meet the girl. He felt that the girl he liked would also like her.

Unexpectedly, after seeing her, Quan Nai had a casual chat with her and then went back.

Madara nervously asked how it was going, but Izuna was quite baffled.

"Of course it's okay? Brother Madara, didn't you see that she was a foreign ninja? I'm not interested in her. It's not polite to refuse in person, so I left it like that. When I don't contact her again, she will know."

Quan Nai's idea is very straightforward. He is not very enlightened yet, and he doesn't like anyone yet. He must find a partner. If he doesn't like it very much, then he will choose someone with a good personality and the most beneficial to the family.This Namikaze Hongye has no family heir and is still a ninja from a foreign clan. No matter how good her personality is, what's the use of marrying her?It has no value to the Uchiha clan!

Uchiha Madara hates iron and refuses to turn into steel!Is his brother a child? Why are the partners of the relationship limited to such an outrageous level?Hongye is really good. Have you ever seen how hateful those weird girls are!Where can I find such a nice, non-judgmental, open-minded, and consistent little girl?

You will know later that he tried every means to make it happen, and even took Hashirama to buy gifts that girls might like.

When Hongye was chatting with him, he mentioned that besides studying ninjutsu, he also liked reading, so he chose the bookmark, thinking it would be useful.He even had someone write the message on his behalf, which seemed quite right.

The problem is, he didn't expect that when he was giving something away, Hongye happened to meet his brother Izuna. The girl was very nice and thanked Izuna for the bookmark he gave her.However, Hongye said to Quan Nai, I think you don’t seem to like me. If you don’t like me, you have to know how to refuse. You gave me such a valuable thing and added a message. Most people will definitely misunderstand you.

Quan Nai's black question mark face: "I didn't send it?"

Hongye also had a questionable face: "But your brother said you gave this to me?"

The two looked at each other, and the blind student got excited.

--ah!Ahhhh! ! !It turned out to be, it turned out to be a gift from Master Madara himself? !

Izuna asked Hongye again about the situation when he met Madara, and he had a clue.

"You keep it first, I'll go find my brother."

Hongye couldn't help but said: "But..."

Quan Nai sneered: "There is no but, just keep it, what is given to you is given to you. This matter is my brother's fault."

So Izuna went back and had a fight with Madara. This was the first time since he was born that he contradicted his brother so fiercely.

"You like her so much, why should you marry her! What the hell are you asking me to marry for you! I don't like it. Did you hear me? I don't like her. Why should I like her when she looks like a monster!"

This was really a bit unpleasant to say, so Madara slapped him in anger.

Unexpectedly, Quan Nai covered her face and laughed: "Heh, brother, just admit it, you actually want to marry her. But she is a foreigner, and you can't marry her. What you think is good, what you think you like, I don't So I think. Is it so difficult to admit this?"

Madara was so angry and anxious that he was speechless.

In the end, their father, Uchiha Tajima, came forward to reject this blind date, and even went out of his way to find a handsome young man as a new blind date.

It was quite embarrassing that it happened like this. Hongye quickly found someone to return the bookmark to Madara, saying thank you for your love, but you can't accept it.

Uchiha Madara was very hurt because of this incident, so he went to Hashirama for a drink. After explaining the cause and effect, he originally wanted Hashirama to comfort him.

As a result, Senju Hashirama rolled up his sleeves and beat him, crying while beating him.

"What the hell do you have to complain about! You're still crying to me! At least she doesn't hate you, and you like her, so you two can still have fun! It's just something as simple as family lineage, why are you so annoying to me! I, the person I like treats me worse than a snapdragon! We don’t even see each other a few times! It’s a life-or-death difference! At least you have a horoscope! I don’t even have a horoscope! You cry with me Poor, I will beat you into a mushroom to see if you are pitiful or not!!!"

Uchiha Madara: "...???"

Banban, who was beaten inexplicably, couldn't understand why, what had he done wrong to be hated by his brothers so much?

Ah, yesterday's friendship is today's day lily.