Nine to five from pirates

"There is actually another person whose skills and personality have exploded."

Feminization Skills: Everything can be feminine.Any character can be feminized, even inanimate objects.

ps: The nature is so strong that it can be cured permanently by cutting it off.Turn you all into little sisters, pick up the knife.jpg

"......"

Am I going further and further down the road of being funny?

Before the fight, he wanted me to turn my opponent into a girl first.

Then, while the other party is confused, use the powerful identification technique to let him experience the pain of being pregnant for ten months and giving birth to a baby once.

Finally, cooperate with the Embryo Gaze to plunder the enemy's natural abilities.

Defeat the opponent without spending a single soldier

just.

The effeminate strongman’s technique of identifying embryos is staring, this is something that humans do

"Gouzi system, I advise you to be kind"

Xu Song had black lines on his forehead.

If you hit this set of combos with the effeminate strongman's identification technique, Embryo Gaze, it is estimated that your opponent will not be far away from a mental breakdown...

Especially male opponents.

"I took Luffy's hairline as a sacrifice. I was just saying it casually."

"I didn't expect that there would be so many great things coming out. Luffy won't really become bald, will he?"

Xu Song felt a little guilty when so many legendary equipment suddenly appeared.

How about spending tens of 3 points in the system mall to buy the inheritance of One Punch Man and pass it on to Luffy?

When I think of Luffy in the future after defeating Kaido the Beast.

Kaido asked helplessly and furiously: "Straw Hat Boy, why did you become so strong?"

Luffy took off his straw hat, revealing a shiny bald head, and said calmly:

"Because...I have become bald and stronger."

hiss.

The picture is too beautiful to bear to look at.

Luffy has a bit of a steely character in his character, but if he turns into a bald man again, he will look like a straight man.

Doesn’t it mean that I have to be a single dog for the rest of my life?

"Um...Whether Luffy is single or not has nothing to do with me. As long as I'm not single, that's fine."

Taking a sip of wolfberry tea, Xu Song appears as calm as an old dog, but in reality he is as panicked as a yuppie.

At this moment, Xu Song had an epiphany.

If Luffy wanted to live alone, he would have given the life-cutting army's Ryuu and Mr. Garp a headache.

He finally realized the correct way to use the Straw Hats

It turns out that the Straw Hats were used to offer sacrifices to summon the European Emperor.

"It's so cold, it's a beautiful sunny day in spring, why do I suddenly shiver?"

Usopp crossed his arms and gasped.

Not only did he know what he was doing, he also felt like he was being targeted by a prehistoric beast just now.

"Usopp, good morning."

Luffy got out of the corner of the dishwashing room.

After some teasing by Red-footed Zhepu Zhepu, classmate Wang Lufei finally learned a new skill to wash the dishes...

He suddenly felt a little itchy on his head, so he reached out and wiped it from the top of his head. As a result, his hand was full of broken hair.

"Hey Luffy, are you being abused? Why is your hair falling out so much?"

Usopp was shocked.

Luffy yawned, looking like he hadn't slept well:

"Maybe it's because I haven't slept well in the past two days. I feel a little tired recently."

Luffy pulled it casually again, revealing a large area of ​​his scalp.

I didn't know, I thought Luffy was wearing a wig

Usopp muttered: "Then you should take a good rest. I thought you had become a monk after not seeing you for a long time."

"..."

Xu Song felt a little guilty and took a sip of tea to hide himself.

Luffy's receding hairline probably has nothing to do with me.

Probably... maybe... it might be something like this.

Right

"Mr. Xu Song, do you know the reason for Luffy's hair loss?"

Usopp looked at Xu Song.

Although he didn't want to admit it, he also knew that Xu Song was the wise man who understood the most among everyone present.

On weekdays, when the villagers of Xiluobu Village are confused, they will seek help from Xu Song.

"Usopp, your question is very profound."

"I've also seen Luffy's situation. He seems to have entered a man's middle age early."

Xu Song took another sip of wolfberry tea and sighed: "Medically speaking, men's middle age is very fragile, and they are most prone to hair loss and baldness."

"If Luffy's condition continues to deteriorate, I'm afraid he will become bald..."

"No, I don't want to become a middle-aged man with a big belly, let alone a bald man."

Luffy's pupils suddenly tightened, a look of despair on his face.

He burst into tears and wailed: "I am the man who wants to become the Pirate King. How can the future Pirate King be a bald man? I will be laughed at by Shanks and the others."

"Luffy, accept the reality, it's time to say goodbye to your younger self.

Xu Song quietly stepped back and expressed deep sympathy: "While your hair is still there, go take some beautiful photos, even just to keep a souvenir."

Keya took a few hairs from Luffy's hand and looked at them carefully, and echoed: "What Brother Song said is absolutely true. According to my medical experience, all Luffy's hair will definitely fall off within two years. In the end, Become a bald man.”

"But overall, it doesn't hurt. Anyway, Luffy-san, you have a straw hat."

"As long as you keep it on your head and don't take it off, most people won't be able to tell that you are bald."

Zoro: "..."

heartbroken old man

My Lobo is having such a miserable time.

I didn't expect that even Miss Keya, you would come here to make up for it.

Zoro patted Luffy on the shoulder, looked up to the sky and sighed:

"Luffy, you have endured a burden that your age should not bear. You must be strong."

Luffy burst into tears and stepped into the dishwashing room again in despair.

Snapped

There was the sound of shattering dishes in the dishwashing room.

Snapped

There was another sound of shattering plates in the dishwashing room.

"Bad boy, are you itchy again?"

Red-footed Zepp roared and gave Luffy a chestnut.

Xu Song sighed: "It's so pitiful. It seems that it will take some time for Luffy to adapt to the fact that he is about to become bald."

Immediately afterwards, Xu Song fell into deep thought again.

This time, in order to summon the European Emperor, Luffy's hairline was sacrificed.

So next time, let’s use Usopp’s hairline as a sacrifice in order to leave Africa and join the European Union.

God Usopp's hairline is definitely more suitable as a sacrifice than Luffy's hairline

It also allows Luffy to have a companion and not be alone anymore.

"Xu...Mr. Xu Song, why do you look at me like this?"

Usopp's old cold legs were acting up again, shaking like chaff.

Xu Song said calmly: "Usopp, you'd better make some preparations. I think you are very close to a mid-life crisis."

""

Usopp was stunned.

I don't know much about reading, don't try to trick me

Originally, he wanted to argue with Xu Song, but he suddenly recalled that Sauron had been chatting with Sword Spirit Xiaowen all night recently, which even seriously disturbed his daily routine.

Usopp glanced at Zoro rather resentfully and said dissatisfiedly: "Zoron, you internet addicted boy only knows how to do drugs late at night."

"If this captain really becomes bald, it will be your fault."

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