Nine to five from pirates

"Nokigao, go and inform Nami that the banquet we held in Cocosia Village is now over and it's time for us to leave."

The Fishman Pirates have been wiped out, and with Kobe's cooperation, the nearby navy has become the exclusive protection umbrella of Cocosia Village.

Xu Song was also cautious and left behind a few back-ups who could protect and save Nami's sister, whom she cared about most.

In addition, this carnival has been going on for three days. Although it is very difficult to transmit news on the sea, the longer it is delayed, the more likely it is that Cocosia Village will be plunged into endless war.

Of course, the main reason is considering that Big Stomach Wang Lufei is really good at eating! !

If we stay for a few more days, this guy will probably eat up all the food in Cocosia Village.

A person who works hard, a person who works hard, a person who works hard is the master of people~~

"Huh? Are you leaving so soon?"

Nokigao was stunned for a moment after hearing the words. She put her white little hands behind her hands and twisted them into a twist, and said with a tangled look on her face:

"I thought Mr. Xu Song could play for a few more days. Everyone also wants to express our most sincere gratitude to Mr. Xu Song!!"

There was a warm smile on Xu Song's lips, and from Nuo Qigao's perspective, it seemed to be coated with a layer of golden light:

"I have received everyone's thoughts. It's a pity that Kobe Bryant has received the latest information. The intelligence investigation team of the Navy Headquarters will investigate and collect evidence in the near future."

"Although Colonel Mouse is a scumbag, the crime of wantonly killing a naval colonel in the East China Sea without going through a military court trial is not a small crime."

If you really want to thank me, the biggest thank you is to not cause me any trouble. If you are too weak, you will only hold me back...

I am a man who earns over a million Baileys per hour, so how can I waste my time on small characters like you? !

Naturally, Xu Song would not be so naive that he said what he meant in the second half of the sentence.

After all, Nokigao is a sister, unlike the little thieving cat Nami who is a reckless man who just does whatever he wants.

She nodded obediently and said with reluctance: "If that's the case, then I won't keep you! But no matter what time, Cocosia Village can always be your backing."

As the old saying goes, beauties love heroes since ancient times.

Especially those heroes who are good-looking and can still fight~~~

What a coincidence that Xu Song is the handsome hero who can also fight! !

Coupled with the cells exuding artistic inspiration all over his body and the little mind that is familiar with the 'Thick Black Science', is it not a trivial matter to capture Dasqi's heart? ?

One day in the future, maybe we can try the two sisters to see what it's like to sleep with the same husband and sleep with the same husband...

As Nami's sister, Nokigao is naturally not inferior in figure. Coupled with her steady personality, overall she is a rare and virtuous wife~~

【Ding!Congratulations to the host for triggering the hidden mission of 'Dasqi's Heart', and the rewards are as follows: Bronze Bird Beauty Illustrated Book x1]

[Illustrated Book of Bronze Bird Beauty: Dongfeng does not want to be with Zhou Lang, but Tongque Chun locks Erqiao deeply.According to the comprehensive ratings of One Piece fans and the supervisory experience of the host, the beauties in the Pirate World are divided into three levels: gold, silver, and bronze!

Every time you gain full-level favor with a woman in the illustrated book through legal means and have "negative distance" contact with her, you can receive one or several rewards at random.The higher the level, the more energetic you are, and the better the mission rewards you get! ! 】

[The women who currently have a crush on the host are as follows: the little rich woman Keya (silver, has had a 'negative distance' intimate contact), the royal sister Queen Cai Lin (fake gold), the beautiful girl Nami (gold), the beautiful girl Nokigao (Bronze), Little Luo Li Shizuka (fake copper, can continue to grow), Aunt Wang next door to Xiluobu Village (not popular), Aunt Li, the square dancer in Xiluobu Village (not popular)...]

[In the Silver Level Reward Roulette Draw, congratulations on the following random rewards: unlimited physical strength, salted duck egg x1, happy fat house water x1, and pig knuckle x1. 】

Xu Song: "..."

Good guy, is it really a random reward for being possessed by an European god?

But for the pretty young lady...

Only young ladies and children want them all, and adults know they are too much to bear, okay? !

What?Unlimited physical strength?

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It seems that we have to open the harem today even if we don’t want to! !

Even the system’s bastards are encouraging me to commit crimes?If I don't have sex, am I still a man? ! ! !

Can a mere rich woman satisfy my appetite?It is simply impossible to cut it~~~

As soon as he thought about this, the villain in Lao Sepi Xu Song's heart was already ready to move, and he became even more ready to move...

"Wait a minute, you system bitch are you playing a word game with me over here?!"

"Can't I use force on the young lady and can I only wait for the reverse?"

Xu Song glanced at the detailed description of the 'Bronze Bird Beauty Illustrated Book' and suddenly felt bad.

If it weren't for the system's stipulation that he must have a "negative distance" intimate relationship with the young lady through legal means, Xu Song almost couldn't resist the evil idea of ​​being a bully! !

Good guy!As cautious as I am, I almost got fooled by the system's bastards. If I were to really attack the Nokia King, wouldn't the bronze-level reward lottery for me be gone?

Xu Song just asked casually, but to his surprise, the Ergou subsystem actually gave an answer! ! !

[Ergouzi system: A gentleman loves money and acquires it in a proper way, and a gentleman acquires food and sex in a proper way.The overlord forced his bow?This is not the way of a gentleman. 】

"..."

What a guy, you actually use modern classical Chinese to teach you how to pick up girls?

He is truly a system bastard, and when he shows off his cool skills, he is simply inhumane! !

……

……

It seems that in order to have close contact at a negative distance in the future, it is time to brush up on Miss Nuoqigao's favorability! !

When Xu Song came back to his senses and looked at Nuo Qigao's eyes again, it was as if he was looking at a shining golden mountain, and he said with a warm smile at the corner of his mouth:

"Although Nami and I will be leaving soon, in fact I have a magic that allows me to teleport back to Cocosia Village!!"

"If you miss me and Nami very much, you can tap your heart three times, and Nami and I will appear in front of you."

Noqigao was immediately overjoyed, and his eyes that had darkened suddenly burst out with a fiery look:

"Really? This ability is too buggy. I have never heard of anyone being able to teleport!!"

Isn't that what it is?

I also think that the "teleportation" from the world of "Dragon Ball" is quite buggy. It is perfect to use it to "climb over the wall and become the old king on a moonlit night". Good riddance? !

But, now I have this skill~~~

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