Nine to five from pirates

"Colonel Mouse, you have been enriching yourself by doing evil all your life, and in the end you may be awarded the honorary title of martyr by the Navy Headquarters."

"For you, I have to say that this is really an ironic thing!!"

The reason why Xu Song was so sure that the Navy Headquarters would "whitewash" Colonel Mouse was because as a detail-oriented person, he knew very well the dirty nature of the Navy's work.

To be honest, the current internal voices at the Navy Headquarters are actually not harmonious and can be roughly divided into hawks and doves.

Regardless of the fact that the representatives of the Dove faction are Garp, Aoki, and Sengoku, in fact, they are full of tricks one by one, and even shielding pirates can only be regarded as basic operations~~~

These three people seem to be representatives of the moderate faction, but they are the only ones in the world who have the most control over the navy.

They don't seem to care much, but if all their secret manipulations were revealed, it would shock Akainu for a whole year! ! !

Everyone with a discerning eye can see how arrogant Mr. Garp is.

Even after the war, the navy knew that Garp had hidden Roger's blood, even though everyone knew that Dorag was Garp's son, and even though Garp had a very close relationship with the bandit Dadan, no one dared to do so. Break it directly!

The most important thing is that Garp directly said that the Celestial Dragons are trash in front of everyone. In the battle on the top, he directly released the "sea" in front of everyone to let Luffy pass. After Akainu killed Ace, he ignored the navy's position and wanted to be strong. Kill Akainu...

All this is obviously not what a serious navy should do, but Garp did it.

As for the blue pheasant?

On the surface, he seemed to be abiding by the law, but during the Demon-Slaying Order O'Hara incident, he secretly released Nicole Robin, who was later called the "Devil's Son". Is it not too much to accuse him of harboring criminals?

The first two are fine, but in the final analysis they are just hiding and harboring pirates.

But the Warring States Period is the real one. He secretly hid the former Celestial Dragon Don Quijote Rosinanti (Corazon), and dared to use the Celestial Dragon as his undercover...

These three representatives of the navy's dove faction have done a lot of things that violate the justice of the navy.It is precisely because the two major factions within the navy are fighting among themselves all day long that the New World has become a paradise for pirates! !

But no matter how fierce the internal fighting between doves and hawks is, on the surface they are still a family and will take the initiative to protect the Navy's 'face'.

All fishing boat voices that have a negative impact on the Navy will be eliminated indefinitely or even directly erased and modified by the Navy Headquarters! !

In this matter, both doves and hawks will turn a blind eye and maintain a unique tacit understanding.

Xu Song turned to look at the dozens of navy soldiers behind Kobe Bryant and said coldly:

"You have also seen the intelligence network of the Assassin League. I believe that you will keep your mouth shut and will not make trouble in front of outsiders, so as not to bring disaster to your family."

"Except for the fish-man Aaron himself, you can all capture the remaining defeated soldiers of the fish-man pirate group and collect rewards from your superiors! Colonel Mouse has died in the line of duty, and I guess you are not here to be promoted to a small official and make a small fortune. That’s it.”

"If you let me know in the future that you have any signs of collaborating, then this magic knife will appear again and take away your heads!!"

Although Xu Song didn't know the information about these navy family members, it didn't stop him from tricking him into filling cups on the spot. He learned this trick from Usopp, but it was quite easy to use...

When Xu Song spoke, he also slightly pulled out the magic sword Thousand Blades from his waist, which frightened the navy soldiers into fighting. They nodded repeatedly and said that they would keep it secret.

Seeing this, Xu Song stopped embarrassing the navy who still had a trace of conscience and ordered Kobe Bryant to command his subordinates to clean up the ruins left on the battlefield.

of course.

Except for the head of the fish-man Aaron designated by the system, the remaining members of the fish-man pirate group were captured alive by Kobe Bryant or directly dug a hole and buried them...

Xu Song threatens them with a big stick and sweet dates. Naturally, these marines will no longer dare to do evil in Nami's hometown! !

To be honest, these navies are indeed lucky.

Not only can they save a small life in Xu Song's hands, but they can also get promoted to an official position and make a fortune. If you tell them, it will be enough for them to boast about it for a lifetime! !

After sending these marines away, Xu Song peacefully threw himself into the carnival party in Cocosia Village.

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night time.

Originally, Colonel Mouse was the top officer, but now the top officer is Kobe Bryant, the No. 12 branch of the Naval Base in the East China Sea.

"Moxi Moxi, is this the Navy Headquarters line?"

"This is the Navy Headquarters special line. Please state your identity and name, as well as the important information that needs to be reported."

"I am Kobe Bryant from the No. 12 branch of the Naval Base in the East China Sea. My title is Lieutenant Colonel and my number is 980325."

"Oh? Is there anything important you need to report to Lieutenant Colonel Kobe?"

"On xx, month xx, year xx of the Haiyuan calendar, Colonel Mouse, the top officer of the No. 12 branch of the East China Sea Naval Base, colluded with the Fishman Pirates and was killed by members of the Assassin Alliance who roared when they saw injustice. Please ask the headquarters to announce the relevant key criminals. Wanted notice!!"

"Na...Nani?! The top officer of the base colluded with pirates and was killed? Where did this Assassin's Alliance come from? This is a big event. Please explain the key points in detail. I will keep it for your record. !!”

"Aba Aba... Aba Aba... Aba Aba..."

Kobe Bryant no longer hesitated and reported the prepared manuscript to the Navy Headquarters after repeated inspections.

The report was concise and to the point, and was prepared in advance according to Xu Song's requirements.

The lives of his brothers and their whole family were in his hands, and Kobe didn't dare challenge Xu Song's bottom line of patience! !

Besides, the death of Colonel Mouse will only bring benefits to him and no harm. Only when he loses his mind will he disobey the beautiful career that Xu Song has planned for him~~~

But even so, Kobe Bryant was very worried about being caught by the commissioner at Navy Headquarters.

The Navy commissioner responsible for confronting Kobe Bryant was silent for a long time, seeming to be considering how to report this information to his superiors that seriously affected the Navy’s face:

"Lieutenant Colonel Kobe, the Navy Headquarters has received your report. Please wait patiently for the follow-up processing plan."

"We will sort out the information about the leader of the Assassin's League and the Straw Hats who are accomplices as soon as possible, and issue relevant sanctions results!!"