Fast time travel, but the villain is not a human being

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To be honest, it was the first time that Zhou Xiaozhou encountered such a scene after living for so many years.

Big scene.

One, two, three, four, five, too many to count.This vast expanse can be called a yard of flowers and plants for the time being.

Zhou Xiaozhou moved a chair and sat in front of the door, looking at the chattering flowers and plants in the yard, sat upright with a blank expression on his face, complaining wildly in his heart.

Zhou Xiaozhou: "Second brother, tell me honestly, my husband is actually a brothel owner."

The system asked in silence: "Does it look like it?"

Zhou Xiaozhou: "This group of flowers, plants, grass, rings, fat, swallows, and thin have their own characteristics, but they don't have much sense of the world, so it is a very high-end brothel that sells art but not body."

The system doesn't want to return her.

Zhou Xiaozhou: "Okay, I'm just kidding. Then let me ask without joking, is my husband a stallion?"

The system still does not respond.

Zhou Xiaozhou sighed: "So that's the case. No wonder he didn't come to the bridal chamber last night. If I were guarding such a yard of delicate flowers and plants, I wouldn't patronize an ugly leaf."

That's right, compared to the flowers and plants in this yard, Zhou Xiaozhou's current body is really an ugly leaf.

Look, don't be fair and beautiful, she has a yellow and thin face, don't have a waist and buttocks, she has a flat face, don't be delicate and lovely, she is unappetizing.

It's true that people who eat the same rice have different looks.

System: "The groom didn't go to other people's houses last night."

Zhou Xiaozhou: "Oh." Sure enough, his body has been hollowed out, is he empty?

The flowers and plants in the yard were still talking about her in a voice that everyone could hear.

"Hey, why is this lady like this?"

"What's the origin, who knows?"

"Honestly, how does it look like?"

"Look, look, she's unkempt, ah, look, she still has her legs up."

"My God, which lady is like her."

Zhou Xiaozhou tapped his fingers on the armrest of the chair, a little impatiently: "Second brother, the flowers and plants are a bit noisy."

System: "The one chirping is Yingying Yanyan."

Zhou Xiaozhou: "No, look at the high walls and the depth of the courtyard. If they were Yingyans, they would have flown out long ago. They couldn't fly and were trapped by the high walls and red tiles. They would be flowers and plants."

System: "You can say you are a green leaf."

Zhou Xiaozhou hummed: "Then am I an ordinary green leaf? I am a green leaf that can ride the wind if given a little wind, and soar up to [-] miles."

system:""

Zhou Xiaozhou patted the chair: "Okay, shut up for me"

The flowers and plants in the yard suddenly became quiet, looking at her with different expressions.

Zhou Xiaozhou hurriedly asked: "Second brother, do they know the original owner, what is the character of the original owner, do I need to pretend?"

System: "I don't understand, it's also the first time for them to see you."

That's good

Zhou Xiaozhou immediately turned his legs up: "You all come to kowtow to me, kowtow, and go back to each room after kowtow."

The flowers and plants in a courtyard suddenly looked at each other with ugly faces.

Zhou Xiaozhou glanced at her kneeling feet, touched her little pink flowers as soon as they met, and said quietly: "Or, you actually followed this sister to slander me."

The faces of the flowers and plants in a courtyard became more and more ugly. Two flowers hesitated and knelt down first.

"My concubine has met the eldest lady."

Zhou Xiaozhou responded and let them kneel down, his eyes slowly swept over the standing flowers and plants.

After 1 minute, the flowers and plants knelt down one after another.

"Meet Mrs."

"Hi Ma'am"

"Madame Ankang"

Zhou Xiaozhou breathed a sigh of relief, stood up, waved his big hand, and said with a smile: "Sisters please get up quickly, we will be a family from now on, no need to be polite"