Fast time travel, but the villain is not a human being

Zhou Xiaozhou hadn't figured out how to explain to Goudan that we are not a family in an easy-to-understand way, so he watched the two little bastards quickly become a family.

But I have some doubts, the two elder brothers and younger brothers are very brotherly, so what is she?

"What about me?" Although Zhou Xiaozhou didn't mind at all, he was very curious.

Goudan is very serious: "It's sister Xiaozhou."

Even Er Gouzi, who was just picked up, became a younger brother directly. Why should her sister be a sister, and add a prefix?

Zhou Xiaozhou: "Why sister Xiaozhou?"

Goudan took it for granted: "It's sister Xiaozhou."

Forget it, call it whatever you want.

Zhou Xiaozhou put away the medicine and stood up to watch the fire.

Er Gouzi asked Goudan in a low voice, "Do I call that too?"

Goudan: "You are my younger brother now, so of course you bark after me."

Er Gouzi nodded obediently: "Okay."

Goudan quickly assumed the role of elder brother, giving orders: "Come on, let's go to the kitchen and wait for food together."

Zhou Xiaozhou didn't bother to talk to them and concentrated on lighting the fire.

Goudan squatted aside: "Sister Xiaozhou, when can I eat, I'm so hungry."

Er Gouzi also squatted aside, and said, "Sister Xiaozhou, I'm hungry too."

Goudan suddenly remembered something, and said solemnly to Er Gouzi: "Brother, you can bark after me now, but when sister Xiaozhou is 16 years old, you can't bark after me."

ha?

Zhou Xiaozhou turned his head to look over.

Goudan continued: "Aniang said, when sister Xiaozhou turns sixteen, I can call her daughter-in-law instead."

Zhou Xiaozhou: "..."

Er Gouzi looked puzzled again: "Why?"

Goudan looked innocent: "I don't know, anyway, that's what my mother said. My mother said that sister Xiaozhou is my daughter-in-law. When I change my words, I can sleep with sister Xiaozhou every day."

Zhou Xiaozhou: "..."

Er Gouzi glanced at Zhou Xiaozhou cautiously: "Sleep together?"

Goudan showed off: "Sister Xiaozhou can tell a lot of bedtime stories, better than A Niang."

Zhou Xiaozhou: "..." No, she won't, but she can beat people.

Goudan: "I like to sleep with Sister Xiaozhou."

Er Gouzi showed envious eyes: "Can't I?"

Goudan hesitated for a moment, and reluctantly said: "You are my younger brother now, and the older brother is covering the younger brother. From now on, as long as the younger brother is obedient, the older brother agrees to let you call Xiaozhou sister-in-law together."

Zhou Xiaozhou lowered his head to find a piece of firewood.

Er Gouzi asked in a low voice, "Can we sleep together? I want to hear stories too."

"This..." Goudan was obviously not happy, but in line with the principle that the elder brother should take care of the younger brother, he finally said reluctantly, "That's fine, I'll sleep on the right and you sleep on the left, you can't grab the quilt."

Zhou Xiaozhou pulled out a cane and threw it on the ground.

Bah bah, a ground of ashes.

"stand up!"

Zhou Xiaozhou temporarily decided that from now on, he must establish a majestic parent image, otherwise these two bastards will definitely be difficult to manage in the future!

Goudan and Er Gouzi held hands and stood up with inexplicable faces.

Zhou Xiaozhou said with a straight face: "Stand up! Stand up straight!"

Er Gouzi shook his body and stood up straight.

Goudan looked at her curiously: "Sister Xiaozhou, are we going to play any new games? Can we play after eating? I'm so hungry."

Zhou Xiaozhou: "..." He hit the cotton with his fist.

Goudan's nose moved: "I can smell the fragrance, is the pumpkin ripe?"

Forget it, let's not be so harsh on the first day we meet.

Zhou Xiaozhou put down the cane, turned around and took three pairs of chopsticks to wash them with water.

"Come and eat."

There was no bowl, and the three of them ate directly around the broken jar.

It's okay, very sweet, but her appetite is not very good.

After all, after eating, we have to face a home with nothing.

Oh, get some dry straw after eating, and sleep on it at night.