Three Gods of Konoha

As expected by Uchiha Yun, there was indeed a small river in front of them.

Seeing the river, Uchiha Madara randomly picked up a stone and threw it hard.

The stone bounced on the water a few times, almost reaching the other side of the river.

Uchiha Yun smiled as he watched Madara try again and again.

In his perception, a person was explaining them behind their backs. Judging from the huge amount of chakra, this person should be Madara's mistress Da Zhu.

Originally, he just wanted to throw it casually, but he didn't expect that the stone didn't reach the other side of the river. This made Madara a little angry. As if he was on the river, he kept picking up the stone and throwing it into the river.

The river seems to be on the same level as Banbang, and the water float is always a little worse.

Just when Madara was about to throw again, a stone flashed past him and hit the river.

Shitou Hehe didn't give Uchiha Madara any face.

The stone kept jumping on the water with indomitable spirit, and landed steadily on the other side of the river.

Madara turned his head in displeasure.

A green-skinned watermelon head appeared behind him at some point and was looking at him with a smile on his face.

Watermelon Head picked up a stone and made a throwing motion and said: "Lift your arms up a little. This is the trick."

As he spoke, he winked at Madara with his left eye.

Watching this scene gave Yun Uchiha goosebumps.

The sense of déjà vu between this boyfriend and girlfriend always made him feel weird.

Fortunately, both of them seemed to have ignored Uchiha Yun's existence.

Uchiha Madara looked at the watermelon head with an unhappy look on his face. He put one hand on his waist and held a stone in the other and said proudly: "Of course I know this little thing. As long as I am serious, I can definitely throw it to the other side."

"By the way, who are you?"

"Now I will be your useless opponent." Watermelon Head always had that optimistic expression on his face.

Of course, this answer did not satisfy Madara, and he said very unhappily: "I asked you who you are."

"My name is Hashirama. I can't say my last name for some reasons."

Madara didn't care, and looked at Hashirama full of fighting spirit: "Hashirama, right? See clearly, you will definitely succeed this time."

As he spoke, Madara raised his hand and threw the stone violently.

There were no surprises. The stone didn't give Madara the slightest face, and it was always a little bit worse.

Seeing Madara's gesture, Hashirama's expression became a little solemn, and he thought to himself: "This gesture is just as I expected, it is a shuriken technique."

The stone was not thrown to the opposite side. Madara's expression was very embarrassing. He immediately turned around and pointed at Hashirama with both hands and said angrily: "You bastard, you deliberately stood behind me to distract me, right? I'm a sensitive person. The kind where someone can’t pee while standing behind you.”

Hashirama was also very cooperative, showing a very scared look, and listened to Madara's accusation without any refutation.

After Madara finished speaking, Hashirama squatted on the ground, holding his knees with his hands and slumping: "I'm sorry."

When Hashirama saw this, Uchiha on the side was speechless.

Originally, Hashirama's expression in the anime looked very scary, but in the scene, it looked very cute.

Hashirama's expression made Madara stunned for a moment, and he said a little embarrassedly: "I said, there is no need for you to be so frustrated."

Seeing that Hashirama didn't respond, Madara helplessly held his forehead and apologized: "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have used strong words."

Hashirama squatted on the ground, still looking like that: "I really didn't know you still had such annoying self-conscious symptoms."

Madara immediately became angry: "I really don't understand whether you are a nice person or a bad person."

Hashirama suddenly stood up, laughed as if nothing had happened, and shook his arm: "Anyway, it's obvious that I'm better than you."

When Hashirama said this, Madara immediately exploded and said angrily: "Believe it or not, I'll beat you to nothing."

Hashirama was startled and squatted on the ground again with a decadent look on his face.

"I didn't mean to make you angry. As an apology, I'd better be prepared to be thrown into the river by you. Just throw it away."

Hashirama like this made Madara unable to feel any anger.

Uchiha Yun couldn't help but sigh: "As expected of being a good friend, I can't bear it as long as the other person is disappointed."

Madara put his hands on his hips and bowed: "You, do you know how annoying your problem is?"

The squatting Hashirama's style suddenly changed, and he looked mean: "But, I hope you can throw it to the other side."

Sure enough, Uchiha Madara was furious again: "It's really in your way, go away."

Standing up, Hashirama regained his smile: "I'm leaving."

Just as he was about to leave, an angry Madara grabbed his shoulder and said, "Stop."

Hashirama turned around and asked helplessly: "What's going on? Think about it carefully before you talk."

Madara was also stunned. He didn't know why he was grabbing the guy in front of him. He was speechless for a moment: "I, I"

Uchiha Yun suddenly found a floating corpse floating in the middle of the river. He did not move because this scene was also included in the original work.

Hashirama, who was caught, suddenly discovered the floating corpse.

Seeing the sudden change in Hashirama's expression, Madara also looked towards the river and loosened his hand on Hashirama's shoulders.

Both of them were shocked by the sudden appearance of the floating corpse.

"that is"

Hashirama stepped through the water and went to check.

Seeing Hashirama walking on the water, Madara looked at Hashirama with a surprised expression: "Are you a ninja?"

Uchiha Yun, who was watching from the sidelines, was unable to complain. Madara's IQ was really worrying. Why did he ask if it was so obvious that he couldn't believe that his new friend was also a ninja?

Squatting on the water, Hashirama looked solemn and said to Madara without turning his head: "This place is about to become a battlefield. You should go back quickly."

Looking at the family pattern on the corpse's armor, Hashirama thought: "This is the pattern of the Hagoromo clan."

Standing up, Hashirama's voice was a little helpless: "Sorry, I have to go."

After being transferred to the other side of the river, Hashirama turned around and said goodbye to Madara, and suddenly remembered that he still didn't know Madara's name.

"you"

Madara smiled: "My name is Madara. It is a ninja rule not to tell strangers your last name."

Looking at Madara with an indifferent expression, Hashirama said without the slightest surprise: "You are indeed a ninja too."