Three Gods of Konoha

Yawning out of boredom, Uchiha Yun lay on the rocking chair and looked at the three guys who were struggling.

Jiraiya, Namikaze Minato, Kakashi.

Ling and the others had already left.

Uchiha Yun has nothing to do every day now, just watching the three guys train.

Jiraiya looked at Uchiha Yun sitting in the rocking chair speechlessly and asked: "Are you so lazy?"

Uchiha Yun sighed: "Cultivation is impossible. I have been stupid and lazy since I was a child, but I don't know how I became like this."

After hearing this, Jiraiya's teeth were almost grinding to the point of sparks.

I'm so angry, I feel like my teeth hurt just hearing these words.

Why can this guy say such unworthy words in such an understatement?

Hasn't he been severely beaten by his parents since he was a child?

There was nothing he could do about this guy, which made him even more irritated.

Although there is no barrier between the two of them, they have no scruples about what they say or do.

But Jiraiya was afraid of being beaten. What if this guy found a reason to punish him?

Looking at this guy lying on the rocking chair and drinking juice, I really want to hit him.

Jiraiya said a little speechlessly: "Are you the legendary vegetative person? You can continue to grow by exposing yourself to the sun every day?"

Uchiha Yun rolled his eyes: "The vegetative person is White Zetsu, I am not a vegetative person." First posted@@@

Although I don’t know what Bai Jue is, he is actually in a vegetative state.

But Uchiha Yun refused to tell Jiraiya no matter what.

This made Jiraiya furious and threatened to give Uchiha Yun some color.

"Minato, let me go, I must show some color to this guy in front of me."

"Let this guy know what it means to respect the elderly and cherish the young!"

Minato's eyes twitched: "Teacher, Master Yun is older than you, you are the one who doesn't respect the elderly."

Jiraiya was stunned, looked at Minato hatefully and then gave up.

Uchiha Yun said again leisurely: "Hey, this person is born with different fates. Some people become stronger while sleeping, and some people can't do it no matter how hard they try, and the books they write are ugly. A batch, what can Xiao Liu Bei do if he can't write well?"

Now Jiraiya couldn't bear it anymore, he shouted again: "Minato, please let me go, I must let this guy know what child-loving is!"

Minato said helplessly again: "Teacher, if you want to love the young, you must also respect the elderly. You are a person who respects the elderly."

After taking two deep breaths, Jiraiya muttered: "Indeed, we must be a quality person."

Regarding this scene, Uchiha Yun had already stopped laughing in his heart.

It was really refreshing to see Jiraiya deflated.

He raised a glass of juice and looked at the sun along the glass. He pretended not to care and said: "I started teaching my disciples when I was eight years old. When I was six years old, my disciples went on separate missions. By the age of fifteen or sixteen, they were famous in the ninja world. , Really, if you can’t write a book, you’re not good at it, you just can’t do it, why can’t some people teach their disciples?”

When he first started talking, Jiraiya and Minato got their posture right.

As soon as Uchiha Yun finished speaking, Jiraiya shouted and rushed towards Uchiha Yun: "Asshole! I won't let you go this time, I want to show you some color! Minato can't stop me either. !”

As a result, he knocked Minato open in one fell swoop.

After taking just two steps, he froze in place.

He looked back and saw Minato giving him a cheering look.

I was also speechless for a while.

I didn't mention you just now.

Now that I'm talking about you, you won't cooperate with me anymore. Do you want to see what color I give you?

Looking to the other side, Kakashi also had a curious look on his face, which made him even more irritated.

As if slowing down, Jiraiya staggered up to Uchiha Yun, still maintaining a scowl on his face.

Looking again, Uchiha Yun was also looking at him curiously.

It’s like I’m curious about what color I want to give it.

He calmly retracted his expression, hands and feet.

He took out a book from his arms and it clearly said "Make love in heaven".

He smiled flatteringly: "Look, it's yellow!"

Uchiha Yun kicked him to the ground and gave him an annoyed look.

This guy, just show this to yourself?

Minato laughed from the sidelines.

Seeing Uchiha Yun and Jiraiya focusing on him, he quickly closed his mouth and looked to both sides.

Uchiha Yun suddenly asked curiously: "Minato, it is said that you and Kushina are very close."

Minato suddenly became embarrassed.

He scratched his head, his face turned red.

Clearing his throat, he said a little embarrassedly: "We've already started a formal relationship."

Uchiha Yun looked like I understand.

Calculating the time, the three wars are about to start at this time.

The three wars did not last long, only two years.

But a lot has happened in these two years.

It doesn't seem strange that Minato and Kushina started dating.

After all, Naruto would be born in four years.

There is still one year left to get pregnant.

You can't just have a relationship with them.

Jiraiya suddenly laughed: "My apprentice is already dating someone. What about you, why don't I see your lady?"

Uchiha Yun's mouth twitched, and he looked at Jiraiya who was giggling like an idiot and kept shaking his head.

Jiraiya's laughter stopped abruptly.

Seeing Uchiha Yun's eyes, Jiraiya felt uncomfortable all over.

When he turned around, he saw Minato holding his forehead as if he was embarrassed.

Kakashi on the other side looked at him as if he was a joke.

He had a bad feeling that he had done something stupid again.

In other words, did you say something wrong?

Taking a closer look, there seems to be nothing wrong with it. All his apprentices have found girlfriends.

The guy in front of me has never seen his woman until now.

While he was still thinking hard, Uchiha Yun spoke.

"Are you an idiot? Let's not talk about whether I have found a wife or not. Even if I have a wife, she is almost too old to walk or dead."

"Besides, don't talk about me yet, where is your own wife? Why haven't you found a master wife for Minato?"

"You clearly don't have it yourself, so where do you get the courage to laugh at others?"

Jiraiya was petrified.

He seemed to hear a group of crows flying over his head, and kept shouting: "Baga... Baga... Baga..."

It seems to make sense.

Uchiha Yun walked up to him, patted his shoulder and sighed deeply: "I think Tsunade is good, why not give it a try?"

Jiraiya was stunned, his face turned red and he shouted angrily: "How could I like such a violent woman? Apart from having bigger breasts, what's the good thing about her?"

"Minato, what are you doing?"

He pushed Minato's hand away and turned to look at Minato.

This was so incredible that he felt as if his soul had flown out.

Out of the corner of his eye, he just happened to see Tsunade passing by.

It could be seen from the expression on Tsunade's face that she was dead now.

He wanted to beg Uchiha Yun for mercy, but when he saw the gloating look in Uchiha Yun's eyes, he knew that he was really finished.

It seemed that he had fallen into Uchiha Yun's trap again.

If Uchiha Yun knew what he was thinking, he would definitely beat him up.

He obviously wanted to deceive this guy's inner thoughts and let him tell Tsunade on purpose.

Who knew this guy was so pretentious that he would say such things.

Now it's okay, the bitch is being pretentious and needs to be beaten.

Hearing the voice coming from behind, he slightly raised the corners of his mouth.

"Tsunade, listen to my explanation!"

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