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Chapter 6 Chapter 6 The horror of being dominated by the Weasel God
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Xiangyao smiled evilly: [Have you ever played Ultimate Storm? 】
[I haven’t played it, but I’ve seen the game’s cutscenes]
[Could it be...]
[Play it fast, let me know if your guess is right! ]
[I like Uchiha recently, so you know]
Shikamaru continued to record: "Speaking of Uchiha, it is very likely that future generations will use Uchiha as the background of the game."
[Then, let’s enjoy Uchiha Itachi’s omelette and relax.]
Sasuke's pupils shrank and he raised his head to stare at the screen.
Naruto leaned next to him and sat with him: "Huh?? Can Sasuke's brother still make eggs?"
Sasuke looked at Madara Uchiha.
If he can be resurrected, then, does his brother... have a chance...
Xiangyao's face disappeared from the screen and was replaced by a video screen.
(Along with the foggy scenery, a cock crows.)
[Official crazy]
[This sudden cock crow arouses me]
[When you start to see this, you have entered Izanami]*N
[Itachi God Husband! ]
[I watched it many times]
(Footsteps sounded in the room, and Uchiha Itachi performed a flurry of operations, boiling water, baking toast, putting on Akatsuki robes, and tying an apron.
He looks back and his Sharingan opens)
[Ah, I'm under an illusion]
[Amaterasu Omelet]
[Fish level, Dentist Pocahontas]
A ninja watching below couldn't help but exclaimed: "I was shocked."
"I was scared too, as if he was looking at us."
"People are looking at the camera."
(Uchiha Itachi took out a carton of eggs from the refrigerator, walked to the stove, poured oil, picked up an egg, and posed, looking serious and ready to go)
[High energy ahead! ! ! ]
[Are you afraid of being splashed by oil? ]
[My God Itachi, what kind of Sharingan do you need to open to cook a meal]
[The omelette also opens a kaleidoscope hahaha Itachi is too particular]
[This is why Itachi's eyes are going blind]
[No wonder vision is declining so quickly]
Sasuke: "..."
Naruto was surprised: "Nisan actually turned on his Sharingan to cook? Is this a tradition in your family? I said, you also turn it on when cooking..."
Sasuke reminded: "That's my Nissan."
Naruto: "Your Nissan is my Nissan, hahaha."
Sasuke: "..."
Naruto smiled and narrowed his eyes.
Sasuke always aimed to kill his brother, but in fact, he probably liked his brother very much.
(The oil gradually boiled in the pot. Uchiha Itachi hummed, quickly cracked the eggs into the pot, added seasonings, poured water, and covered the pot.)
[ha?Add water to the omelette?I can’t do it anymore hahaha]
[Do you need to add water to fried eggs?Taught, I will try it tomorrow]
[With the blessing of Sharingan, the heat is just right]
[It can be fried like this]
(Uchiha Itachi closed his eyes, folded his hands on his chest, and counted the time silently. He suddenly opened his eyes and opened the lid of the pot. His eyes widened and he was a little shocked. Then the water boiled and the toaster spit out the vomit. Si, completely burnt.)
[I remember Itachi was very good at cooking when he was a kid, hahaha]
[There is an eggshell]
[Eggshell hahaha]
(Itachi Uchiha put the toast and fried eggs together, washed the pot, took off his apron and tied it again, lit the fire and poured oil, picked up another egg and repeated the operation...)
[Brother Weasel has obsessive-compulsive disorder, right? Hahaha, isn’t it just that a little egg yolk leaked out? You can eat whatever you can.]
[Don’t be angry, brother, don’t be angry]
[Hahaha]
[Brother Weasel’s style of irritability]
(Uchiha Itachi washed the pot again, lit the fire and poured oil. This time, his sweat dripped into the pot...)
[I'll eat this! ]*N
Everyone looked at the rows of repeated words on the screen and stuttered a bit.
This Uchiha Itachi is very popular.
[Sasuke, come and take care of your brother]
[Going up]
[This is mine, don’t take it away]
[What do I need this Sharingan for?]
[I want to eat this ball! ]
[Special seasoning, brother’s love]
[Sasuke, your brother is suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, come here]
The Konoha ninjas who had interacted with Uchiha were all ashamed.
Even Kakashi looked at Sasuke without any trace: Is Itachi a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder?Yeah?Ah, what kind of person is Uchiha Itachi?Why can't I remember?Oh, yes, he is a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Naruto: "Sasuke is calling you!"
Sasuke's eyes heated up and his Sharingan almost opened.
Fortunately, he held it in.
Nissan...so cute.
(Itachi frantically repeats the omelette)
[Autistic]
[Brother Itachi is about to collapse]
[Itachi: This is a must-eat]
[My Nissan is so cute hahaha]
[terrible]
[Obviously it’s my Nissan!Itachi is mine]
[The best brother in the world]
(At this time, someone slowly came down from upstairs)
Naruto: "Sasuke, it's you, Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "...Oh."
(Sasuke opens the kitchen door and looks at the floor full of fried eggs.
Itachi: Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah
Itachi: Would you like some fried eggs?
Sasuke: Of course, why not
Just when Sasuke lowered his head to pick up a plate of fried eggs, Itachi turned back sharply with sharp eyes.
Itachi: Stop!
Sasuke was frightened.
Weasel: That egg is not perfect, I want to give you the most perfect egg
Sasuke stood up straight: That's it)
[This is the truth about Erzhu's brother-killing]
[very scary]
[scary]
[Fuck me to death]
The ninjas agreed with the words on the barrage.
Sasuke: "..." I was also scared.
(Weasel: heat the pan and add oil, yes it is perfect until then
Itachi turned on his kaleidoscope and continued to fry eggs.
At the same time, Sasuke noticed something, looked around, and finally settled on the omelette on the ground. Eyes suddenly appeared on the yolk of the omelette, in the same kaleidoscope shape as Itachi.
All the omelettes on the plates on the floor had the same kaleidoscope as Itachi's.
The screen suddenly turned red, and Itachi was muttering something in a low voice, like a spell.
Sasuke:...)
[Sasuke, I'm so scared]
[Kaleidoscope writing wheel egg]
[Immerse yourself in the darkness of poached eggs]
[This is so scary, hahaha]
[I laughed like crazy]
[Egg’s eyes are open! ]
Zhong Ren: "..."
Naruto: "If you open the Sharingan and make an omelette, will the egg also open your eyes? I said..."
Sasuke: "Shut up, you idiot!"
Naruto: "I'm no longer the tail end of the crane. Can't you seriously call me by my name?"
Sasuke: "Shut up, Naruto."
(Itachi heated the pan again and added oil. When he reached for the eggs, he realized that the eggs were gone. He had used them all.
Itachi: Impossible
At this time, a chicken crow suddenly came from outside.
The scene changed and a chicken walked past the door crowing.Itachi trotted out.
Sasuke sighed. )
[Oh, it’s over]
[It’s over, no more eggs]
[Cried? ]
[There is a chicken at the door]
[Chicken, run away! ]
[That's a rooster, stop it]
[Chicken: What are you going to do to me]
[Stop it, run the chicken]
Sasuke faced the strange looks from everyone with an expressionless face and stared at the screen.
This Nissan is so cute.
(The chicken is pecking at something outside the porch, and the ferret is leaning against a pillar and staring at it.
Sasuke sat at the dining table: It's so quiet
The ferret chased the chicken back and forth at the door.
Itachi: Everyone is out fighting, we're the only ones here
Sasuke: Ah, yes
……
Itachi entered the door, raised his hand, and unfolded the egg in his hand.
Itachi: All I can do for you now is fry an egg
Itachi changed into ANBU clothes, walked to the stove, lit a fire, and took out his shuriken. )
[Distressed Egg]
[Feeling sorry for the chicken]
[Haha how did you get the eggs from the rooster]
[Can't go into battle to kill the enemy, so I have to torture eggs in the kitchen]
[Isn’t it Xiaopao?Why did it become ANBU clothes? ]
[You changed your clothes while looking for chickens to lay eggs? ]
Naruto's expression turned embarrassing in a second: "Sasuke, Sasuke, can a rooster also lay eggs?"
Sasuke said expressionlessly: "This is false."
(Turns on the kaleidoscope, beats the egg with complex and rapid movements, his body lights up, and his shuriken swishes.
I cracked a double-yolked egg and blew away the sweat with my mouth...
After an operation that was like going to the battlefield, he finally completed a satisfying omelette.
Itachi placed the omelette in front of Sasuke, and Sasuke picked up the knife and fork.
Itachi: I made it specially for you, eat it quickly
Sasuke closed his eyes and swallowed.
Itachi reached out and tapped Sasuke's forehead, smiling softly. )
[Finally fried]
[Sasuke, don't let your brother into the kitchen again, it's too scary]
[Double yolk eggs, one yolk is the symbol of the whirlpool and the other is the Uchiha's]
[It turns out that my brother also wants them to be together]
[Itachi entrusted Sasuke to Naruto]
[Did you eat the Uzumaki half, Sasuke?]
[Childhood Itachi God gently touches his forehead]
Sasuke reached out and touched his forehead.
Naruto: "Sasuke, what's wrong?"
Sasuke: "Itachi...it's nothing."
"Yes!" Naruto nodded heavily, "Brother Itachi entrusted you to me."
Sasuke: "..."
Everyone couldn't help wiping their sweat.
Finally done.
This fried egg...this posture...
(Sasuke's forehead was flicked. He opened his eyes and was in the shadow under the rocks in the desert.
Sasuke: Is it a dream?
Naruto appeared in front of him.
Naruto: You're finally awake, Sasuke.It's time to go fight, Sakura is waiting for us
Sasuke: Wait, what happened?
Naruto: This is what Itachi wants you to do.
Naruto ran away after saying this.
Sasuke stood up: Wait, wait
He reached out to catch up with Naruto and walked from the shadows into the sunlight.
Naruto ran in front, Sasuke chasing after him.
While walking, the sound of frying suddenly sounded, and Sasuke stopped.
The desert beneath my feet suddenly softened, and the surrounding scenery also changed.
The giant Itachi suddenly appeared, and Sasuke realized that he and Naruto were in a frying pan. He and Naruto were standing on a yolk of the double-yolk egg.
Sasuke: Is this also a dream?
Itachi stood up completely and looked down at them. )
[It turned out to be a dream]
[Out of the shadows, towards the sunshine]
[High energy ahead]
[Attack of the Itachi God]
[Sasuke will remember the horror of being dominated by Itachi God]
[The horror of being dominated by giants]
[The originator of fried eggs - Weasel God]
[Hahaha I laughed my head off]
[On this day, Sasuke remembered the horror of being dominated by Itachi God]
Laughter rippled through the crowd.
Naruto puffed up his face: "Brother Itachi, do you want to fry us! Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "..." Ah, it's a dream.
Obito had a mouthful of red bean cake stuck in his neck and started coughing crazily.
Kakashi slapped him hard behind him, and the red bean cake was sprayed out by Obito.
Inexplicably, he thought of the scene when Obito got stuck in candy when he was a child.
Obito laughed while coughing, tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't expect that kid to have such a dream."
Kakashi also rolled his eyes.
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Xiangyao smiled evilly: [Have you ever played Ultimate Storm? 】
[I haven’t played it, but I’ve seen the game’s cutscenes]
[Could it be...]
[Play it fast, let me know if your guess is right! ]
[I like Uchiha recently, so you know]
Shikamaru continued to record: "Speaking of Uchiha, it is very likely that future generations will use Uchiha as the background of the game."
[Then, let’s enjoy Uchiha Itachi’s omelette and relax.]
Sasuke's pupils shrank and he raised his head to stare at the screen.
Naruto leaned next to him and sat with him: "Huh?? Can Sasuke's brother still make eggs?"
Sasuke looked at Madara Uchiha.
If he can be resurrected, then, does his brother... have a chance...
Xiangyao's face disappeared from the screen and was replaced by a video screen.
(Along with the foggy scenery, a cock crows.)
[Official crazy]
[This sudden cock crow arouses me]
[When you start to see this, you have entered Izanami]*N
[Itachi God Husband! ]
[I watched it many times]
(Footsteps sounded in the room, and Uchiha Itachi performed a flurry of operations, boiling water, baking toast, putting on Akatsuki robes, and tying an apron.
He looks back and his Sharingan opens)
[Ah, I'm under an illusion]
[Amaterasu Omelet]
[Fish level, Dentist Pocahontas]
A ninja watching below couldn't help but exclaimed: "I was shocked."
"I was scared too, as if he was looking at us."
"People are looking at the camera."
(Uchiha Itachi took out a carton of eggs from the refrigerator, walked to the stove, poured oil, picked up an egg, and posed, looking serious and ready to go)
[High energy ahead! ! ! ]
[Are you afraid of being splashed by oil? ]
[My God Itachi, what kind of Sharingan do you need to open to cook a meal]
[The omelette also opens a kaleidoscope hahaha Itachi is too particular]
[This is why Itachi's eyes are going blind]
[No wonder vision is declining so quickly]
Sasuke: "..."
Naruto was surprised: "Nisan actually turned on his Sharingan to cook? Is this a tradition in your family? I said, you also turn it on when cooking..."
Sasuke reminded: "That's my Nissan."
Naruto: "Your Nissan is my Nissan, hahaha."
Sasuke: "..."
Naruto smiled and narrowed his eyes.
Sasuke always aimed to kill his brother, but in fact, he probably liked his brother very much.
(The oil gradually boiled in the pot. Uchiha Itachi hummed, quickly cracked the eggs into the pot, added seasonings, poured water, and covered the pot.)
[ha?Add water to the omelette?I can’t do it anymore hahaha]
[Do you need to add water to fried eggs?Taught, I will try it tomorrow]
[With the blessing of Sharingan, the heat is just right]
[It can be fried like this]
(Uchiha Itachi closed his eyes, folded his hands on his chest, and counted the time silently. He suddenly opened his eyes and opened the lid of the pot. His eyes widened and he was a little shocked. Then the water boiled and the toaster spit out the vomit. Si, completely burnt.)
[I remember Itachi was very good at cooking when he was a kid, hahaha]
[There is an eggshell]
[Eggshell hahaha]
(Itachi Uchiha put the toast and fried eggs together, washed the pot, took off his apron and tied it again, lit the fire and poured oil, picked up another egg and repeated the operation...)
[Brother Weasel has obsessive-compulsive disorder, right? Hahaha, isn’t it just that a little egg yolk leaked out? You can eat whatever you can.]
[Don’t be angry, brother, don’t be angry]
[Hahaha]
[Brother Weasel’s style of irritability]
(Uchiha Itachi washed the pot again, lit the fire and poured oil. This time, his sweat dripped into the pot...)
[I'll eat this! ]*N
Everyone looked at the rows of repeated words on the screen and stuttered a bit.
This Uchiha Itachi is very popular.
[Sasuke, come and take care of your brother]
[Going up]
[This is mine, don’t take it away]
[What do I need this Sharingan for?]
[I want to eat this ball! ]
[Special seasoning, brother’s love]
[Sasuke, your brother is suffering from obsessive-compulsive disorder, come here]
The Konoha ninjas who had interacted with Uchiha were all ashamed.
Even Kakashi looked at Sasuke without any trace: Is Itachi a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder?Yeah?Ah, what kind of person is Uchiha Itachi?Why can't I remember?Oh, yes, he is a person with obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Naruto: "Sasuke is calling you!"
Sasuke's eyes heated up and his Sharingan almost opened.
Fortunately, he held it in.
Nissan...so cute.
(Itachi frantically repeats the omelette)
[Autistic]
[Brother Itachi is about to collapse]
[Itachi: This is a must-eat]
[My Nissan is so cute hahaha]
[terrible]
[Obviously it’s my Nissan!Itachi is mine]
[The best brother in the world]
(At this time, someone slowly came down from upstairs)
Naruto: "Sasuke, it's you, Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "...Oh."
(Sasuke opens the kitchen door and looks at the floor full of fried eggs.
Itachi: Sasuke?
Sasuke: Yeah
Itachi: Would you like some fried eggs?
Sasuke: Of course, why not
Just when Sasuke lowered his head to pick up a plate of fried eggs, Itachi turned back sharply with sharp eyes.
Itachi: Stop!
Sasuke was frightened.
Weasel: That egg is not perfect, I want to give you the most perfect egg
Sasuke stood up straight: That's it)
[This is the truth about Erzhu's brother-killing]
[very scary]
[scary]
[Fuck me to death]
The ninjas agreed with the words on the barrage.
Sasuke: "..." I was also scared.
(Weasel: heat the pan and add oil, yes it is perfect until then
Itachi turned on his kaleidoscope and continued to fry eggs.
At the same time, Sasuke noticed something, looked around, and finally settled on the omelette on the ground. Eyes suddenly appeared on the yolk of the omelette, in the same kaleidoscope shape as Itachi.
All the omelettes on the plates on the floor had the same kaleidoscope as Itachi's.
The screen suddenly turned red, and Itachi was muttering something in a low voice, like a spell.
Sasuke:...)
[Sasuke, I'm so scared]
[Kaleidoscope writing wheel egg]
[Immerse yourself in the darkness of poached eggs]
[This is so scary, hahaha]
[I laughed like crazy]
[Egg’s eyes are open! ]
Zhong Ren: "..."
Naruto: "If you open the Sharingan and make an omelette, will the egg also open your eyes? I said..."
Sasuke: "Shut up, you idiot!"
Naruto: "I'm no longer the tail end of the crane. Can't you seriously call me by my name?"
Sasuke: "Shut up, Naruto."
(Itachi heated the pan again and added oil. When he reached for the eggs, he realized that the eggs were gone. He had used them all.
Itachi: Impossible
At this time, a chicken crow suddenly came from outside.
The scene changed and a chicken walked past the door crowing.Itachi trotted out.
Sasuke sighed. )
[Oh, it’s over]
[It’s over, no more eggs]
[Cried? ]
[There is a chicken at the door]
[Chicken, run away! ]
[That's a rooster, stop it]
[Chicken: What are you going to do to me]
[Stop it, run the chicken]
Sasuke faced the strange looks from everyone with an expressionless face and stared at the screen.
This Nissan is so cute.
(The chicken is pecking at something outside the porch, and the ferret is leaning against a pillar and staring at it.
Sasuke sat at the dining table: It's so quiet
The ferret chased the chicken back and forth at the door.
Itachi: Everyone is out fighting, we're the only ones here
Sasuke: Ah, yes
……
Itachi entered the door, raised his hand, and unfolded the egg in his hand.
Itachi: All I can do for you now is fry an egg
Itachi changed into ANBU clothes, walked to the stove, lit a fire, and took out his shuriken. )
[Distressed Egg]
[Feeling sorry for the chicken]
[Haha how did you get the eggs from the rooster]
[Can't go into battle to kill the enemy, so I have to torture eggs in the kitchen]
[Isn’t it Xiaopao?Why did it become ANBU clothes? ]
[You changed your clothes while looking for chickens to lay eggs? ]
Naruto's expression turned embarrassing in a second: "Sasuke, Sasuke, can a rooster also lay eggs?"
Sasuke said expressionlessly: "This is false."
(Turns on the kaleidoscope, beats the egg with complex and rapid movements, his body lights up, and his shuriken swishes.
I cracked a double-yolked egg and blew away the sweat with my mouth...
After an operation that was like going to the battlefield, he finally completed a satisfying omelette.
Itachi placed the omelette in front of Sasuke, and Sasuke picked up the knife and fork.
Itachi: I made it specially for you, eat it quickly
Sasuke closed his eyes and swallowed.
Itachi reached out and tapped Sasuke's forehead, smiling softly. )
[Finally fried]
[Sasuke, don't let your brother into the kitchen again, it's too scary]
[Double yolk eggs, one yolk is the symbol of the whirlpool and the other is the Uchiha's]
[It turns out that my brother also wants them to be together]
[Itachi entrusted Sasuke to Naruto]
[Did you eat the Uzumaki half, Sasuke?]
[Childhood Itachi God gently touches his forehead]
Sasuke reached out and touched his forehead.
Naruto: "Sasuke, what's wrong?"
Sasuke: "Itachi...it's nothing."
"Yes!" Naruto nodded heavily, "Brother Itachi entrusted you to me."
Sasuke: "..."
Everyone couldn't help wiping their sweat.
Finally done.
This fried egg...this posture...
(Sasuke's forehead was flicked. He opened his eyes and was in the shadow under the rocks in the desert.
Sasuke: Is it a dream?
Naruto appeared in front of him.
Naruto: You're finally awake, Sasuke.It's time to go fight, Sakura is waiting for us
Sasuke: Wait, what happened?
Naruto: This is what Itachi wants you to do.
Naruto ran away after saying this.
Sasuke stood up: Wait, wait
He reached out to catch up with Naruto and walked from the shadows into the sunlight.
Naruto ran in front, Sasuke chasing after him.
While walking, the sound of frying suddenly sounded, and Sasuke stopped.
The desert beneath my feet suddenly softened, and the surrounding scenery also changed.
The giant Itachi suddenly appeared, and Sasuke realized that he and Naruto were in a frying pan. He and Naruto were standing on a yolk of the double-yolk egg.
Sasuke: Is this also a dream?
Itachi stood up completely and looked down at them. )
[It turned out to be a dream]
[Out of the shadows, towards the sunshine]
[High energy ahead]
[Attack of the Itachi God]
[Sasuke will remember the horror of being dominated by Itachi God]
[The horror of being dominated by giants]
[The originator of fried eggs - Weasel God]
[Hahaha I laughed my head off]
[On this day, Sasuke remembered the horror of being dominated by Itachi God]
Laughter rippled through the crowd.
Naruto puffed up his face: "Brother Itachi, do you want to fry us! Sasuke!"
Sasuke: "..." Ah, it's a dream.
Obito had a mouthful of red bean cake stuck in his neck and started coughing crazily.
Kakashi slapped him hard behind him, and the red bean cake was sprayed out by Obito.
Inexplicably, he thought of the scene when Obito got stuck in candy when he was a child.
Obito laughed while coughing, tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I didn't expect that kid to have such a dream."
Kakashi also rolled his eyes.
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