Douluo Internet Era
Chapter 165 Kidney Attack Madman
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Lan Nuo had no direct information, but there was information about a mysterious person buying kidneys in an underground organ exchange in the Kingdom of Barak.
As the name suggests, underground organ exchanges are places where organs are traded. They are generally located in underground black markets in various places and are an important source of income for evil soul masters.
After all, Douluo is a fantasy world. Although the technology is backward, there are many folk remedies to combat rejection, and the effects are even better than the special medicines on Earth. This gives room for success in organ transplantation.
In addition, human organs are very helpful for the cultivation of some evil soul masters. Some medicines may require human organs as materials, so Douluo's organs are no less than those on Earth.
The organ exchange mentioned in the intelligence was located in the largest black market on the border of the Barak Kingdom. It was a mixed bag of good and bad people. It was impossible for Lan Nuo to identify the suspect with just a few posts. He would have to conduct an on-site inspection when the time came.
While investigating the intelligence here, the clone was chatting with Ghost Douluo. Ghost Douluo really admired Lan Nuo and was discussing speed issues with him:
"During the fight just now, I found that your absolute speed is not slower than mine, and is even higher than mine. However, at the same speed, it is difficult for you to avoid my attack. I think you have also discovered this problem. !
Your speed is enough, but you lack a set of physical skills. You are now just relying on your speed and reaction to accelerate in the most brutal way, without any rules, which prevents you from taking advantage of your true speed. . "
Lan Nuo also agrees with this statement. The question is where can he get a martial art? This is Douluo Continent. Speed soul masters have their own characteristics. Some even have anti-joints in their legs after releasing their martial souls. The body skills they used could not be promoted at all, so there were very few exercises in Douluo Continent, even pure physical skills such as body skills.
And body skills are the most difficult category to figure out with mathematics. The algorithm for human balance alone is enough to fill up an entire hard drive. If you want to find out the most suitable body skills for combat through calculation, I'm afraid you won't have to do it. The other side of the earth steals supercomputer and uses it.
"You have the ability to control your own weight, which is actually very suitable for me. However, if you don't want to become a disciple, I won't teach you." Ghost Douluo looked very proud, as if he had regained his place.
Lan Nuo complained in his heart that he didn't even understand the difference between gravity and mass, but he had the nerve to teach him body movements.
Of course, he was just complaining. Whether he can create powerful movements has nothing to do with whether he is good at physics. This thing belongs to the accumulation of experience and has nothing to do with knowledge.
Lan Nuo was thinking about how to get Tang San's ghost shadow traces. Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and a little lolita in a red dress rushed in, shouting: "Grandpa Ghost! Why are you running here?" Here it comes! If you’re not happy, I’ll give you this!”
It was Yue Youlan who ran over, holding a handful of roast chicken heads in her hand...
Ghost Douluo instantly switched to his fatherly mode, picked up the little girl and started to kill by touching her head: "I'm not unhappy, you can eat it yourself if you like!"
Lan Nuo's eyes lit up when he saw the little girl, and he immediately projected a large plate of kebabs, which were full of stuffed things, such as fluffy eggs, solid eggs, chicken heads, grasshoppers, garlic, silkworm chrysalises, crickets... strange shapes. , Ghost Douluo couldn't help but get goosebumps when he saw it.
On the contrary, Yue Youlan's eyes lit up: "There are so many things I haven't eaten before! Why aren't these in my projection list?"
"Of course it's because I bought the limited edition at the mystery shop! Let's eat together!"
"Okay!" Yue Youlan jumped out of Gui Douluo's arms, grabbed a bunch of the weirdest-looking grilled crickets and took a bite: "Oh! It's delicious!"
Ghost Douluo watched helplessly as the little Loli took a bite of a ferocious insect, his face turned green, but seeing how delicious she was eating, he did not stop him after all.
"Don't be in a hurry to eat, there are dipping sauces here! Don't lose your soul by just eating barbecue!" Lan Nuo took out plates of dipping sauces and placed them on the table, while Yue Youlan was curious to try them one by one.
"Ahhh! What is this! Hiss... um... tears! Tears are flowing out!" Yue Youlan took a big mouthful of mustard, and her whole face instantly became bitter. She stuck out her tongue and hurriedly looked for water.
When Gui Douluo saw this scene, he stood up and said, "What did you give Youlan to eat?"
"Calm down! Calm down! Even if it is something similar to chili peppers, it just tastes stronger!" Lan Nuo said and dipped a little himself.Ghost Douluo was afraid that Lan Nuo would lie to him, so he dipped a little bit in to taste it, and then his tears instantly fell down.
"Hiss! Ha! What is this!" Lan Nuo was surprised to find that Ghost Douluo's reaction was even more intense than his. Could it be that as his cultivation level increased, his sense of taste also became more sensitive?
From a certain point of view, this move can be regarded as beating the Titled Douluo to tears. If it had been anyone else, he might have been able to do it for a lifetime. Of course, if it had been anyone else, he might not have had the chance to walk out of this door alive...
"I didn't expect Titled Douluo to be afraid of spicy food! By the way, if I throw shit at Titled Douluo's face during a fight, wouldn't it have a miraculous effect? Titled Douluo should be able to hide!"
Ghost Douluo: "???"
Can you kid do something related to people? Who in the right mind would throw shit in a battle?And no one is carrying shit with them!
"Preservation is a problem. The shit will dry out if left for a long time, so you won't be able to breathe on your face. By the way! I can suggest the producer to add shit to the projection!" Lan Nuo clapped his hands and seemed to have thought of a good idea. idea.
Ghost Douluo: "!"
Yue Youlan stepped on Lan Nuo and said angrily: "It's time to eat!"
"I'll just send a private message to the producer. Anyway, the producer never replies." Lan Nuo just pretended. He really didn't believe that if he threw shit at a titled Douluo, the other party would not hide.
It might be easy to dodge if you throw one or two pieces, but as long as the projection is added, there is no limit. Lan Nuo doesn't believe it. He can do a lot of shit with one move, and there are still people who can dodge it.
Ten minutes later, Ghost Douluo looked at the update on System and was speechless for a long time. In this update, shit was added to the projection content, and there were a variety of styles to choose from. Damn it. So rare that you can choose.
"Can I ask, how did you convince the producer? I thought... the producer should be a great being..." Ghost Douluo's outlook on things collapsed.
"You can tell just by looking at the notes! Isn't it written in the update?" Lan Nuo rolled his eyes.
Ghost Douluo looked at the note and saw it read: In order to meet the needs of some pica addicts, poop is hereby added to the [Dessert] category. Users without such needs are asked not to project it, otherwise they will be responsible for the consequences.
Ghost Douluo: "..."
You are such a fucking genius!
[To be continued]
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Lan Nuo had no direct information, but there was information about a mysterious person buying kidneys in an underground organ exchange in the Kingdom of Barak.
As the name suggests, underground organ exchanges are places where organs are traded. They are generally located in underground black markets in various places and are an important source of income for evil soul masters.
After all, Douluo is a fantasy world. Although the technology is backward, there are many folk remedies to combat rejection, and the effects are even better than the special medicines on Earth. This gives room for success in organ transplantation.
In addition, human organs are very helpful for the cultivation of some evil soul masters. Some medicines may require human organs as materials, so Douluo's organs are no less than those on Earth.
The organ exchange mentioned in the intelligence was located in the largest black market on the border of the Barak Kingdom. It was a mixed bag of good and bad people. It was impossible for Lan Nuo to identify the suspect with just a few posts. He would have to conduct an on-site inspection when the time came.
While investigating the intelligence here, the clone was chatting with Ghost Douluo. Ghost Douluo really admired Lan Nuo and was discussing speed issues with him:
"During the fight just now, I found that your absolute speed is not slower than mine, and is even higher than mine. However, at the same speed, it is difficult for you to avoid my attack. I think you have also discovered this problem. !
Your speed is enough, but you lack a set of physical skills. You are now just relying on your speed and reaction to accelerate in the most brutal way, without any rules, which prevents you from taking advantage of your true speed. . "
Lan Nuo also agrees with this statement. The question is where can he get a martial art? This is Douluo Continent. Speed soul masters have their own characteristics. Some even have anti-joints in their legs after releasing their martial souls. The body skills they used could not be promoted at all, so there were very few exercises in Douluo Continent, even pure physical skills such as body skills.
And body skills are the most difficult category to figure out with mathematics. The algorithm for human balance alone is enough to fill up an entire hard drive. If you want to find out the most suitable body skills for combat through calculation, I'm afraid you won't have to do it. The other side of the earth steals supercomputer and uses it.
"You have the ability to control your own weight, which is actually very suitable for me. However, if you don't want to become a disciple, I won't teach you." Ghost Douluo looked very proud, as if he had regained his place.
Lan Nuo complained in his heart that he didn't even understand the difference between gravity and mass, but he had the nerve to teach him body movements.
Of course, he was just complaining. Whether he can create powerful movements has nothing to do with whether he is good at physics. This thing belongs to the accumulation of experience and has nothing to do with knowledge.
Lan Nuo was thinking about how to get Tang San's ghost shadow traces. Suddenly, the door was pushed open, and a little lolita in a red dress rushed in, shouting: "Grandpa Ghost! Why are you running here?" Here it comes! If you’re not happy, I’ll give you this!”
It was Yue Youlan who ran over, holding a handful of roast chicken heads in her hand...
Ghost Douluo instantly switched to his fatherly mode, picked up the little girl and started to kill by touching her head: "I'm not unhappy, you can eat it yourself if you like!"
Lan Nuo's eyes lit up when he saw the little girl, and he immediately projected a large plate of kebabs, which were full of stuffed things, such as fluffy eggs, solid eggs, chicken heads, grasshoppers, garlic, silkworm chrysalises, crickets... strange shapes. , Ghost Douluo couldn't help but get goosebumps when he saw it.
On the contrary, Yue Youlan's eyes lit up: "There are so many things I haven't eaten before! Why aren't these in my projection list?"
"Of course it's because I bought the limited edition at the mystery shop! Let's eat together!"
"Okay!" Yue Youlan jumped out of Gui Douluo's arms, grabbed a bunch of the weirdest-looking grilled crickets and took a bite: "Oh! It's delicious!"
Ghost Douluo watched helplessly as the little Loli took a bite of a ferocious insect, his face turned green, but seeing how delicious she was eating, he did not stop him after all.
"Don't be in a hurry to eat, there are dipping sauces here! Don't lose your soul by just eating barbecue!" Lan Nuo took out plates of dipping sauces and placed them on the table, while Yue Youlan was curious to try them one by one.
"Ahhh! What is this! Hiss... um... tears! Tears are flowing out!" Yue Youlan took a big mouthful of mustard, and her whole face instantly became bitter. She stuck out her tongue and hurriedly looked for water.
When Gui Douluo saw this scene, he stood up and said, "What did you give Youlan to eat?"
"Calm down! Calm down! Even if it is something similar to chili peppers, it just tastes stronger!" Lan Nuo said and dipped a little himself.Ghost Douluo was afraid that Lan Nuo would lie to him, so he dipped a little bit in to taste it, and then his tears instantly fell down.
"Hiss! Ha! What is this!" Lan Nuo was surprised to find that Ghost Douluo's reaction was even more intense than his. Could it be that as his cultivation level increased, his sense of taste also became more sensitive?
From a certain point of view, this move can be regarded as beating the Titled Douluo to tears. If it had been anyone else, he might have been able to do it for a lifetime. Of course, if it had been anyone else, he might not have had the chance to walk out of this door alive...
"I didn't expect Titled Douluo to be afraid of spicy food! By the way, if I throw shit at Titled Douluo's face during a fight, wouldn't it have a miraculous effect? Titled Douluo should be able to hide!"
Ghost Douluo: "???"
Can you kid do something related to people? Who in the right mind would throw shit in a battle?And no one is carrying shit with them!
"Preservation is a problem. The shit will dry out if left for a long time, so you won't be able to breathe on your face. By the way! I can suggest the producer to add shit to the projection!" Lan Nuo clapped his hands and seemed to have thought of a good idea. idea.
Ghost Douluo: "!"
Yue Youlan stepped on Lan Nuo and said angrily: "It's time to eat!"
"I'll just send a private message to the producer. Anyway, the producer never replies." Lan Nuo just pretended. He really didn't believe that if he threw shit at a titled Douluo, the other party would not hide.
It might be easy to dodge if you throw one or two pieces, but as long as the projection is added, there is no limit. Lan Nuo doesn't believe it. He can do a lot of shit with one move, and there are still people who can dodge it.
Ten minutes later, Ghost Douluo looked at the update on System and was speechless for a long time. In this update, shit was added to the projection content, and there were a variety of styles to choose from. Damn it. So rare that you can choose.
"Can I ask, how did you convince the producer? I thought... the producer should be a great being..." Ghost Douluo's outlook on things collapsed.
"You can tell just by looking at the notes! Isn't it written in the update?" Lan Nuo rolled his eyes.
Ghost Douluo looked at the note and saw it read: In order to meet the needs of some pica addicts, poop is hereby added to the [Dessert] category. Users without such needs are asked not to project it, otherwise they will be responsible for the consequences.
Ghost Douluo: "..."
You are such a fucking genius!
[To be continued]
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