The strongest elf victory time

Say roommate, roommate is here.

Opening the door, there was a strong man with a height of 1.8 meters and a thick beard, carrying a large bag.

"Skalu, a 20th-year elf majoring in water conservancy."

The strong man was very understanding of people and the world. He smiled, introduced himself, and handed over a bottle of water.

Ye Shi took the water with a smile. He also liked to deal with such people, "Ye Shi, Elf Electronics and Electricity major in the 19th class. This is a specialty of Xiaowanzi from my hometown. You should try it too."

Skalu also took the small balls and said in surprise: "Brother from the 19th class, your name is Ye Shi, a leaf that knows autumn, a rock as solid as a rock?"

"Are you praising senior brother? You are so kind."

Skalu said: "Senior brother, your reputation has spread throughout the elf academy. I just want to confirm it again."

Ye Shi felt embarrassed at being praised, "You're really welcome, I'm a very easy-going person."

"Senior brother, I'm not praising you. You're too famous. I read the posts on the elf forum. Among all the old students of the 19th class, you were the only one who successfully pretended to be a freshman, got on the elf bus, and arrogantly occupied four seats. The combination of wit and strength really suits my taste."

When this matter was suddenly mentioned, Ye Shi's face became unnatural. Skalu probably wanted to beat himself up, but he still remembered those righteous 'dear fellow residents', and righteous people are everywhere. of.

Skalu waved his hands repeatedly and clarified: "Senior brother, don't get me wrong, I just admire your little newbie."

Ye Shi raised his head and looked at Skalu's height of over 1.8 meters, which was a head taller than him. Is this a newbie?

Skalu squeezed in, his 1.8 meter tall figure was completely unstoppable, and he still closed the door. Just when Ye Shi wondered if he really wanted to beat him, he smiled and said: "Brother, it's better to be famous than to meet. From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I knew you were someone like me."

"A fellow person?"

"Yes, senior brother, you boarded the elf bus a few days ago. Your real purpose was to join the girl Penguin. Although I took another elf bus at that time and did not see your majestic appearance, I later investigated and found out that you The elf bus we took in the afternoon was the one with the most beauties." He smiled narrowly, as if he had seen through Ye Shi's purpose at that time, which was to add beauties to the Penguin. For this, he also showed a piece of evidence, "Forum In the post, the seat just in front of where you are sleeping is filled with beautiful women."

In the photos on the forum, in addition to Ye Shi sleeping in his seat, you can vaguely see several beautiful figures from behind.

Ye Shi didn't think that much at the time, but he couldn't explain it. He just said: "Not necessarily, not all beauties have beautiful backs."

Skalu sparkled, "Senior brother, your level is indeed very high. These are indeed not beauties."

Ye Shi felt that Skalu's thinking was wrong, and it was very wrong, because Skalu then took out a note, which densely listed the standards of beauty.

"After I searched the beauty rankings on the forum and conducted on-site inspections in the past few days, I can only count the number of real beauties in this college. These five are..."

Ye Shi was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt that Scaru was very similar to the same person, like his best friend Kenny who loved rich women more, but there was a slight difference. This time the new roommate liked beautiful women more.

"And we are very lucky, there are several beauties in the freshman dormitory, very close to us." After talking about these famous beauties in the college, Skaru's eyes lit up, "Brother, when you chose this room, Have you known about this for a long time?"

"What's going on?" Ye Shi had no idea what Skalu was talking about.

"Senior brother, please stop pretending. I know that you must have had an affair with the school leader and asked him to arrange for you to live in this room."

"Aha? What's wrong with this room?"

"As expected of your senior brother, you want to test me. If you can still keep your composure now, let me expose your great ambitions to Skalu." Skalu looked like he had seen through Ye Shitou's face, and even swiped at Ye Shitou. He waved and asked him to follow.

Ye Shi has always been confused, but he knows Skalu a little bit. He is so arrogant that he thinks he is a "person of the same color." This is a big misunderstanding.

"Right here, witness the great miracle."

On the balcony, Ye Shi looked at the plants in the flower pots in front of Skalu that had not been watered for a long time. They had withered and died. If there was a miracle, it would only come back from the dead.

"Senior brother, stop teasing me, you just don't look at the other side, right?"

"What's opposite, a building?"

Ye Shi looked at the student dormitory building opposite, with a short distance in between. He could only see the window opposite, and there was only a vague figure, which was very blurry.

A telescope was handed over, and Scarru smiled narrowly, "Use this to see more clearly. The angle of our balcony is a gift from God."

Ye Shi put on the binoculars and his field of vision suddenly became closer. He could see a person through the window. Surprisingly, he knew this person.

"Brother, why did your face suddenly become so white?" Ye Shi only used the telescope for a moment, as if his hand was burned, and he quickly threw it to Skalu. His face turned pale as if he had seen some terrible scene, and he was still very nervous. Urgently reminded Scaru, "Junior brother, you must not do anything stupid. This person is not something you can mess with."

Scaru laughed, "Brother, you are afraid that others will know about it and attract covetous attention, right? Don't worry, I won't tell anyone. From now on, this will be a secret between the two of us."

Ye Shi was not joking. When he saw Scaru continuing to look through the telescope, he had an ominous premonition and hurriedly left the balcony, using the precognitive ability of the elf glasses.

Character: Scaru

Event: Looking at Ai Xueer through the telescope

Time: 0~300s

Results are displayed instantly:

When Scaru was immersed in peeping at Ai XueEr in the opposite window, he did not expect that Ai XueEr would soon notice him - the peeping pervert. This kind of people are not uncommon in Ai Xueer's life, and she has rich experience in dealing with it... As a telepathic elf appeared silently, with a few bangs, the telescope lens actually broke. , and Scaru can't see anything...

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The prediction soon came true. Ye Shi had already heard the sound of the balcony lenses breaking, and Skalu accidentally slipped and fell, screaming in pain.

"I knew it would be like this." Ye Shi was very helpless. There is no one in this life who can covet Ai Xueer's beauty.

Scaru was not discouraged after a fall. He took out the bag he just had and found that it was full of telescopes. He also reminded Ye Shi, "Brother, there are many defective products on Elf Taobao now. The quality of the telescope just now is poor." It’s hard to scrap them, but fortunately I was prepared and bought these military telescopes from other channels. They are sturdy and durable, so I won’t make the same mistake this time.” He still simply thought that the damage to the telescopes was a quality problem, and was not aware of the darkness just now. Already passed him by.

"Junior brother, you must think twice before you act. It will be difficult for you to spy on Ai Xue'er like this." Ye Shi warned again and again, and emphasized the word Ai Xue'er, hoping that Skalu could realize that Ai Xue'er Xue'er is not such a simple person, but Scaru would have completely misunderstood it, and put on a stubborn look, saying: "Senior brother, you are right, you want to covet the most beautiful woman like Ai Xue'er. , just need to be careful and learn lessons, and this time I am ready."

When the sound of broken lenses was heard from the balcony again, and the painful cry of Skalu falling again, Ye Shi had already shaken his head and returned to his room.

His desk has a window, and opposite it is another dormitory building, but this time it faces a balcony.

Ye Shi took out a telescope, the one with the broken lens just now, and was thrown away by Skalu. Seeing that it was still worth repairing, Ye Shi picked it up again.

Half an hour later, the telescope was replaced with a new lens and its functions returned to normal.

Ye Shi looked out the window with the telescope, wanting to test it again.

In the field of vision of the telescope, there was a breeze blowing from the balcony of the dormitory building opposite. There happened to be a girl who was leaning on her and her hair was blowing naturally, making her look very fresh and beautiful.

The picture was frozen, and Ye Shi put down the telescope, a little surprised.

Xia Xia actually lives in the building opposite my window, which is just the right angle.