The strongest elf victory time

Scaru has been very happy these past two days, because he did what his senior brother said and returned the Rhinoceros gun to the blond boy Pers, and the other party really promised to give him an Eevee elf egg.

"Sure enough, as my senior brother said, even if Boers is not short of money, as a powerful elf, the Rhinoceros's value cannot be measured by money, so he is willing to give me an elf egg."

In the elf world, it is not difficult for humans to obtain an elf hatched from an elf egg, but to cultivate an elf into a powerful elf, the real situation is much more difficult and arduous than in the elf game, and it is far from a simple improvement in intimacy level that can evolve. , just like Ye Shi’s Carp King. It was once joked in the exchange group that only one out of ten thousand leaps through the dragon gate. But in fact, according to the statistics of Elf Probability Naming, the number of people who conquer the Carp King every year reaches hundreds of thousands. But in the following ten years, no more than twenty people evolved into Gyarados and signed the Elf Security Agreement. It can be seen that it is extremely difficult to cultivate a powerful spirit like Gyarados. The emergence of the alliance subsidy table also encourages people to actively cultivate powerful elves. Powerful elves such as Rhinoceros are naturally on the list. Annual subsidies can reach hundreds of thousands. It should not be measured simply by money.

Of course, what Scaru doesn't know is that the reason why Boers agreed so simply is because the horned rhinoceros is his brother's elf. Once it is lost and the spiritual contract is released, the first consequence will be his brother's wrath. , and the subsequent impact will further reduce his family's reputation. Every powerful elf is a facade elf. The pinnacle of the current generation is typically Kuailong, which makes the dean jump from a small person to a powerful class. But once he loses Kuailong, the dean without other powerful elf will They will be squeezed out without mercy.

Scaru didn't know the stakes, but why did he need to know that in a world of ordinary people, owning an Eevee could live a lifetime just by bragging. And since the vice-dean finished asking questions, he has been He is also busy bragging in online communication groups and forums. His avatar has been changed to Ibrahimovic, and his personal signature has also been changed to: A real man who is about to own Ibrahimovic.

"Hahaha, beautiful little sisters, if you want to add me as a friend, please do so quickly. When my Eevee eggs are delivered, after they hatch, I will take you to your home to see for yourself."

Scarutian shamelessly promoted the Eevee egg he was about to get, and even looked for girls with beautiful avatars to add as friends. Ye Shi once said that he was a hungry ghost in lust, but it was nothing more than that.

A Kodak Duck suddenly appeared out of thin air. Scaru was busy and did not want to pay attention to Kodak Duck. "Senior Brother has massaged you again, right? Then go to Senior Brother's room. If you have a headache in the future, go to Senior Brother. Your master is now Very busy.”

Kodak tilted his head, quacked twice, and when Scaru ignored it, he actually wandered into his senior brother's room.

Half an hour later, another reachable duck teleported over, and it also brought a person with it, Ye Shi.

Skalu glanced back and said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, just massage Kodakya. Don't teleport to me all the time. I'm very busy now."

"You're too busy bragging, aren't you."

Ever since Skalu blew his whistle so loudly at the vice-president, Ye Shi knew what Skalu would do without having to guess. He stopped the curious Kodak from approaching Skalu and hissed, Kodakya then slowly went out and closed the door.

Ye Shi came behind Skalu and looked at the computer in front of him. There were dozens of chat groups on one screen, and there were also dozens of private chat pages stacked up on the elf forum.

"Scaru, you have such a big appetite. You have added over 100 friends, and they are all girls with beautiful pictures. Aren't you afraid that some men will get in there?" Ye Shi was even more amazed by Skalu's operation, and his hand speed was like The vibrating wings of the bee almost turned into a phantom. The reply to each window message can be replied in time. This potential is to develop into a sea king.

Scaru was so proud that he even said the famous saying of Neptune, "Don't be afraid of the fish that slip through the net. I have been through many battles and can always filter it out."

"It's terrible, Scaru, you have grown up and are no longer the simple mountain kid I knew." Ye Shi decided to give Scaru a blow, "The girl you are chatting with now is actually in her 40s. It’s a foot-picking uncle, and the taste is also very unique. I like a 16-year-old boy like you with smooth skin and tender flesh.”

Scaru was immediately disgusted, "Don't talk nonsense, someone made a voice message, and it was sweet. She must be a beautiful girl."

"Junior brother, you are still too young. Don't you know that there is a popular art of voice changing on the Elf Internet? And now there are many communication groups that teach people to change their voice. This uncle is such a self-taught person. In addition to I have the kind of gentleness you mentioned as a royal sister, and I also know how to scream like a young loli..."

Scaru imagined that scene and had goosebumps all over his body, but he still insisted, "I don't believe it. You haven't seen her before. You just want to scare me. She is the one I feel the most during the chat. She is as gentle as water. , is considerate, and often encourages me when I feel down. I’m sure she must be a goddess in reality.”

Regarding the 'goddess' in Skalu's mouth, Ye Shi just pushed up his elf glasses and saw a devastating scene: a middle-aged uncle was eating instant noodles and picking his toes at the elf Internet cafe, but his typing was a bit slow. After typing, I couldn't type a single line for a long time, so this uncle was more accustomed to speaking. Of course, after adjusting it with the art of voice change, the original rough roar was polished into the waxy sound of a gentle bird.

However, the people Skalu chats with are not all so weird. Under the prediction of the elf glasses, a 'goddess' who fits Skalu's aesthetics also appears. She is a girl whose online name is 'Yi Que Catching Mantis', and her avatar is also used. It's Scaru's most admired goddess - Huang Cheng.

Out of goodwill, Ye Shi pointed at Scaru, "You don't need to talk about the others. The gap between the Internet and reality is too big, and there are too many bad things. You only need to talk about this one. This one is so beautiful." , once you miss it, you will regret it for the rest of your life." The elf glasses do not have a picture, but there is a description describing the beauty: like a fairy descending to the earth, peerless independence.

"Senior Brother, please don't always make fun of me. This one is what I hate the most. She has her account in many communication groups. She always scolds me, saying that my three views are unfair and that I fish with a wide net and a narrow net. It's too deceptive to prevent other girls from adding me as a friend. I just stated a common thing that I want to get Eevee eggs. Adding friends is just to satisfy the girls' love and curiosity about Eevee. I Is it also wrong?"

"You are right, you are shameless."

"You learned it from my senior brother."

Ye Shi didn't want to play this joke. He asked what he was concerned about: "Has that stallion boy agreed to go to the Elf Breeding House to pick out an Eevee Elf Egg in the next two days?"

"Senior brother, you know all this, and Boers asked you to come with him."

"You have already signed up for Boers' Penguin. Just tell him that you are not free these two days and will wait until Sunday."

"No way, senior brother, I can't go back to your attitude as a man." Scaru didn't have the confidence to say such things to Boers. As a civilian, in his eyes, Boers who was willing to give Ibrahimovic elf eggs Si is God and the financial owner.

However, Ye Shi obviously didn't think so. Without consent, he directly picked up Skalu's cell phone and started chatting with a penguin who noted, "God's modern name is Gold Master."

"Brother, how do you know this number belongs to Boers?" Scaru was concerned about the Eevee elf egg and quickly wanted to take the phone back, but Ye Shi had already returned it.

"Okay, he agreed, we will go there on Sunday."

Skalu looked at the information and it turned out to be true, "Is Boers so approachable?"

"Of course, everyone who wants to ask for help will be so approachable, and Boers is no exception."

When the mandatory sleep time came, Ye Shi yawned and was about to go back to sleep.