Through Naruto: I'm Hinata

Of course this is not a coincidence, it was designed by the shrewd Kakuzu brother.

He is a rather sensitive person, and he has already memorized Payne's footsteps and breath.

When Deidara finished speaking, he discovered that Payne was about to arrive at the scene, and he knew that Payne was very likely to prevent them from fighting among themselves.

After all, they have declared war with the five major ninja countries, and they have only a few troops, so they must first prevent internal consumption.

Deidara is naturally not a person who likes to use his brain, so even if he wants to go to war with the five major countries, he has no plan to suggest to his superiors.

After he had prepared enough clay, he ate and drank in the room.

If it had been before, he would have woken up in his room, either eating or playing with his clay statues.

But the wound Ao Jiao had made before was very painful, and he was still brooding in the room.

From time to time, he touched his wounds and complained, and even wanted to blow up Kakuzu when the war started.

Only in this way can the hatred in his heart disappear.

But his complaint today was accidentally seen by Hinata.

Hinata is a woman who has learned lip reading. After all, she has Byakugan's clairvoyance. What if she doesn't know how to do this?

"I've made it very clear. It's clear that the ugliest one among you is Hinata, but she still wants to be cruel to me."

"It would be unworthy of a gentleman not to avenge this. That eighth woman is right. You two are obviously the ugliest and yet you still don't admit it."

Deidara originally thought Kisame was the one, but now he changed his mind.

Hinata was not angry, but showed an evil smile: "You are so brave, Deidara actually dares to call me a bastard behind my back. But if you do something wrong, you need to be punished."

"It's okay to say it when I don't know, but it's not my style to ignore it if I know it."

"I just want to test my divine punishment on you! What ninjutsu should I use?"

"But what he said doesn't seem to be too serious. It's better not to use ninjutsu. If you accidentally hit him, it won't be good. You may need to use him again in a few days, so just be gentle."

Hinata looked at the bricks under her feet and had an idea?

"Heavenly Punishment activates!"

Hinata directly transferred hundreds of tiles from the roof to Deidara's head.

Just like that, Deidara was inexplicably buried under a pile of tiles.

The tiles only fell about a meter above his head, but they couldn't kill him. He didn't even get any blood, but his head was a little swollen.

Deidara stood up from the pile of tiles and angrily stood up and cursed: "Who is so unethical and throws stones?"

"No, where did these pieces come from!"

Deidara glanced at the window. The window was fine.

In order to know whether he was affected by the illusion, he also unsealed the other eye.

Then he walked to the window and carefully touched every inch of the window, just like touching his girlfriend, very carefully.

"I'm not under the illusion, and the window is fine? So where did these tiles come from?"

Deidara, who looked confused, sat on Asuka again and checked his ceiling.

After some careful caressing, I found that there was not even a single crack in the ceiling.

At this time, he was already confused. He ran out the door and could not find any trace that anyone had been at the door just now.

"Did that ugly guy from Kakuzu do it? He is the only one who has a grudge against Hidan and me now."

"But with their methods, there seems to be no way to do such a thing. That guy Hidan doesn't seem like a person who can use his brains. He shouldn't be beating around the bush to make a sneak attack."

"That guy Kakuzu doesn't seem to know this kind of ninjutsu. I think the one who can do this is the leader's invisible lizard?"

"Did I offend the leader before? The person who did it was obviously Kakuzu. If there is a punishment, it should be him. Then the leader is ruled out, who else have I offended?"

Deidara suddenly choked up, seemed to have thought of something and said tentatively: "Ba Po?"

Sure enough, another pile of tiles fell on his head, burying him again.

Deidara's room had become a mess.

Hinata directly sent a message to his spiritual world and said: "You know that it was me who did it, but you still dare to scold me. How brave you are."

Deidara was shocked and thought: How does this guy know that I was scolding her just now?

I've obviously been scolding me for two or three days before, and she's just now coming to settle the score with me?

Hinata, whose psychology is quite easy to predict, continued: "Don't think I don't know that you have been scolding me for three days. I was concentrating on training and didn't want to care about you."

"If you continue to speak ill of me, you will be waiting for a rain of stones every day in your life. No, it's still stones now, and you don't know what they will be in the future."

Deidara immediately knelt down in humiliation and said very sincerely: "I was wrong, Hinata-sama, and I will never dare to do it again in the future."

"I'll let you go this time! Go and inform all the members. Get ready in half an hour. I'm going to hold a pre-war meeting."

Hinata gave Didara an instruction by the way and cut off the call with him.

Deidara thought a little depressed: This guy can obviously just let everyone go to the meeting in the spiritual world dialogue.

You actually asked me to notify them one by one. Is there anything wrong?

But now Deidara no longer dared to say such words, even if he was alone in the room.

I had obviously scolded her before, but why didn't he notice it? Oh, it's really strange. Could it be that I just learned it recently?

Isn't it?This woman actually learned such a disgusting skill. She will never have a good life in the future, so she can only hide everything in her heart.

Deidara cried silently in his heart, feeling a little sad thinking about not being able to even complain in the future.

So he informed every member with a sad expression.

However, the members of the Akatsuki organization are not easy-going people. Seeing Deidara like this, they were basically either indifferent or laughing. Only Sister Xiaonan received it thoughtfully and asked her subordinates with concern: "What are you doing, like An injured stray dog, looking helpless."

Deidara's heart was full of drama: What does it mean to be like, I am obviously injured, and I have been deprived of the right to complain, and why do you want to compare a stray dog ​​with me? Just say it, like an orphan who has lost his family. Okay?

But now he has lingering fears and no longer dares to express his feelings as loudly as before.

I could only say solemnly: "It's nothing, don't worry about it."

After saying that, I left it to Sister Xiaonan, and left with a bleak figure.

……

Half an hour later, all the members arrived at the meeting on time. After all, it was Hinata's memory of the meeting. For Hinata now, this appeal still exists.

As the host of the meeting, it is natural for her to start the meeting herself.

Hinata didn't want to talk nonsense and said straight to the point: "Although we have obtained Bai Zetsu's 10-strong army."

"But you also saw it when you dealt with Black Zetsu before. White Zetsu's real strength is only that level. It is equivalent to an ordinary chuunin. It is impossible to be a slightly weaker chuunin."

"We may have a numerical advantage against the five major powers, but we still don't have enough cutting-edge combat capabilities."

"So now we have to find ways to improve our cutting-edge capabilities."

Deidara flattered him and said, "How can it be that it is lacking in cutting-edge combat power? Let alone tailed beasts, Hinata-sama, you can easily defeat a hundred enemy masters."

Hinata said without humility: "Of course I know this kind of thing, do you still need to tell me? The point of the problem is that I will not help you that day. That's why today's meeting is held to make up for the high-end combat power." , what do you think?"

Kakuzu thought with disdain in his heart: Children are children after all, with high-end combat power, how can they make up for it so easily in a short period of time.

This meeting was simply in vain, and it was impossible to discuss any results.

As expected, everyone present was very quiet, and they really couldn't think of anything to do.

Finally, Nagato said: "If I join the battle with the Heretic Golem, I believe I can make up for the gap."

Hinata touched her white and tender chin and said: "The coat golem is indeed quite good in combat power. But that alone is not enough. White Zetsu is quite useful, so I want to save as much as possible."

"If there's no other way at home, then just do what I think."

"I decided to use the dirt to reincarnate to increase the combat effectiveness of the White Jue army."

"Let each Bai Jue army have a commander, so that the combat effectiveness of Bai Jue can be greatly improved."

"So everyone must find a way to collect the bodies of powerful ninjas in the past few days."

"As long as one skeleton is enough, the more the better. Anyone who comes is welcome. As long as they are at the level of a jounin."

Hinata feels that White Zetsu is quite useful, so she doesn't want to consume too much White Zetsu in this war.

Not only can it be used as a sacrifice for the reincarnation of the dirty soil, but it can also provide help and materials for some future experiments.

"To save time, just tell me what you think of and I will ask someone to take you there. If you don't have any questions, let's end today's meeting. Everyone, hurry up and look for the body."

Hidan asked weakly and said: "What is the reincarnation of the earth, Hinata-sama?"

Except for Uchiha Itachi and Obito, everyone else seemed to be looking forward to knowing.

Since he asked the question sincerely, Hinata had no choice but to answer it.

"The Reincarnation of the Earth is a ninjutsu that can resurrect the dead, but it is not a true resurrection, and it requires the life of another person as a sacrifice to be used."

"Although the price is very high, the benefits of this ninjutsu are also very high. People who are resurrected because they are summoned have unlimited chakra and are still zombies that cannot be killed."

"Even if the body is damaged by a powerful ninjutsu, it can recover automatically. The recovery time is calculated based on the severity of the injury."

"There are only two ways to undo this trick. One is to use sealing. Seal the zombies reincarnated from the dirty soil when they recover and cannot move. The other way is to defeat the caster and let him undo it himself. The filthy soil is reincarnated.”

Hinata's explanation was quite clear, and even Hidan who asked the question before understood the taboos of this ninjutsu.

Even the simplest person understands it, so others naturally have no questions to ask.

After Hinata finished speaking, she sent a small Hinata split body to each of them.

It's easy to use space-time ninjutsu alone.

Not only them, but other Hinata troops will also launch a search together.

In the end, we were able to find the reincarnated army of one or two thousand elite ninjas.

In this way, the five major countries will not be too relaxed when fighting, and it can increase their spirit of cooperation with each other.

No one had any objections, except that digging graves was a bit unethical, it was also physically demanding work, and it didn't taste good.

But it is better to have an army reincarnated from the dirt than to fight in person, and it is better to work harder than to lose their lives.

In addition, Hinata wanted Obito to perform this reincarnation of the dirty land, so she asked him to go to Orochimaru to learn it urgently.

Obito lived up to expectations and quickly mastered the reincarnation of the dirty land.

Orochimaru had originally accumulated the corpses of many powerful people, and he also collected some appropriately when he traveled around the world in search of experimental materials. He was a person who liked foresight. At that time, he had long been interested in the reincarnation of the earth. And don’t think you will fail.

So preparing the body of a strong man was just a way to pave the way for success for him at that time.

On Orochimaru's side, Hinata does not intend to let him participate in the Ninja World War. In the later stages, let him act as a hero and bring several Hokages to reincarnate into the rescue field, so that Orochimaru can easily The whitewashed.

They are also people who have made great achievements, so it is normal to let the past go.

When they left, Deidara and Kakuzu stared at each other, as if they wanted to eat each other.

When Hinata saw this scene, she smiled evilly, walked up to her and asked kindly: "What's wrong with you two? What's the conflict? We can't reconcile it now. We are about to face the five great ninja nations. At this time We should work together.”

When Deidara saw Hinata coming, he said coquettishly: "Sister Hinata, I just told him what you said about him, but he was actually very angry and didn't take what you said to heart."

"Did I say something? Say something, and I want to see who disagrees with my evaluation!" Hinata said angrily, pretending to be Deidara's master, with her hands on her hips.

Kakuzu saw Hinata in this posture and felt that some people were not very good. He scolded: Damn Deidara, you have to ask other people for help when you have a quarrel. You are like a primary school student. It is really childish. You should face this kind of thing by yourself. , solving it yourself is the truth.

Deidara was naturally very happy after hearing this, and then said unscrupulously: "Sister-in-law Hinata said that you are the ugliest person in the Akatsuki organization, and then you refused to accept it and beat me. Do you think you said that to sister-in-law Hinata? If you have any opinion."

Deidara's look of pretending to be powerful is really funny.