Marvel's Dimension Restaurant

who am I

where am i

It came from the two rude people in front of me.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi who had just woken up was stunned, and his presbyopic eyes showed confusion.

He vaguely remembered that the alarm sounded at the village gate before, and he sent ANBU to check the situation, and then he felt sleepy.

困意

He, a shadow-level expert, actually fell asleep because of sleepiness

Even Genin can hold back his drowsiness and go without rest for several days, let alone Kage-class.

Illusion?

Hiruzaru Sarutobi thought to himself, narrowed his eyes and glanced at Mu Qiu and the others.

Are these two the intruders?

Even his old man was under the illusion, let alone the outsiders.

Besides the intruder, there is no one else who can go to Hokage Building and call him an old monkey.

Hiruzen Sarutobi confirmed it with confidence, because no one in Konoha Village would disrespect him and call him an old monkey.

"What business do you two have in my Konoha Village?" Sarutobi Hiruzen straightened his rickety body, his expression serious, and a Kage-level aura was released, and the god's robe moved automatically without wind.

Even though I'm not as strong as you, I'm the third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen, and I'm not someone to be trifled with.

"Old Monkey, go wash your face first, I'm afraid I won't be able to help laughing."

Mu Qiumu's face was blank, and his eyes were empty.

Otsutsuki Kaguya's eyes flickered coldly, a clown dared to jump in front of him.

Saying that Sarutobi Hiruzen is a clown is not bad at all, the ink stained half of his face black, making him look like a clown with a black and white mask.

Hearing this, Hiruzaru Sarutobi paused for a moment, and couldn't maintain his serious expression. He also felt something was wrong on his face, as if there were water stains on it.

Glancing down, a pool of ink came into view. Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyesight went dark. What a shame for me.

"Ahem, let's get down to business." Looking at the old monkey's distraught expression, Mu Qiu felt that it was better not to provoke him, "I woke you up alone, I have something to talk to you about."

"What's the matter?" Sarutobi Hiruzen asked. Since the other party was willing to talk, he naturally agreed with both hands. The whole village was defeated by the other party, and the boss couldn't afford to offend him.

"I want to open a shop in Muye Village."

"Ah" Sarutobi Hiruzen was stunned for a moment, his expression dull. He wondered if he was deaf because of his age. He seemed to have heard a hallucination just now.

"Forget it." Mu Qiu frowned, and popped out a ray of light with his fingers and sent it into Sarutobi Hiruzen's brain.

In an instant, Sarutobi Hiruzen's expression changed: surprise, surprise, disbelief, and surprise.

"Unbelievable." Hiruzaru Sarutobi exclaimed with restrained expression.

"Boss Mu Qiu opened the store in Konoha. I have no objection and agree with both hands." Hiruzaru Sarutobi naturally changed his name.

"That's fine, you pack up a shop first, and I'll deal with it after I'm done."

After procrastinating for so long, it was time to catch the next tailed beast. Mu Qiu called Otsutsuki Kaguya, "Release the illusion."

Otsutsuki Kaguya lifted the illusion, Mu Qiu opened the portal, and the two of them stepped into the portal and disappeared.

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who glanced at the scene on the other side of the portal, whispered softly, "How can there be food in a place where the Sand Ninja Village is all sand? Is it possible that it's a tailed beast? Haha."

Wait, it does seem possible.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi's old face froze, and suddenly realized that the other party came to Konoha Village not just to open a shop.

"Hokage-sama, are you okay?"

At this time, the Anbe ninja who woke up after the illusion was released rushed in, just in time to see the half-black Sarutobi Hiruzen, and his body froze immediately.

I saw the embarrassing scene of Hokage-sama, can I still be saved?

Anbu Ninja suddenly felt a little flustered in his heart. At this time, the faces of the seniors who were sent to perform difficult tasks and died in battle kept appearing in his mind.

Hiruzaru Sarutobi glanced at the reckless ninja in front of him lightly, picked up the Hokage hat on the table and put it on to cover his face.

"Notify the people in the sealing class to check the seal on Naruto." Hiruzaru Sarutobi said calmly.

"Yes." Anbu Ninja heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that he had escaped.

Responding quickly, turning around and forming seals, and when he was about to jump out in the next second, the faint tone of the third Hokage reached his ears.

"What's your ninja number, come to me later to get a mission."

The Anbu ninja's heart dropped when it was over.

The yellow sand is flying, and it is golden yellow as far as the eye can see.

"Speaking of the desert, I think of charcoal-grilled scorpion and grilled rattlesnake, two famous dishes." Mu Qiu cut off the surrounding space to prevent the wind and sand from blowing in.

"I haven't heard of it, and I haven't eaten it." Otsutsuki Kaguya expressed his opinion.

"Well, I haven't eaten it, I just heard about it, and I want to try it in the desert." Mu Qiu shrugged, and told Heijue, "Heijue, grab some scorpions and rattlesnakes, get some wood .”

"Immediately." Heijue's hoarse voice sounded from Otsutsuki Kaguya's shoulder, and within 5 minutes, two Baijue rose from the sand, holding two snakes and eight scorpions in their hands.

The clothes on Mu Qiu's body squirmed and transformed into a chef's uniform. This was a conceptual armor that was obtained as a reward after completing the task of entertaining ten customers.

Not stained with dust, can change clothes, is the gospel of lazy people.

After taking over the snake and the scorpion, the light of the knife flickered, and the processing was completed in an instant. Bai Jue consciously used the wooden escape to conjure a pile of wood, and Otsutsuki Kaguya threw a ball of fire on it and lit it.

While peeling bamboo sticks, Mu Qiu asked Bai Jue, "How are you collecting the ingredients?"

"Most of the common ingredients in the ninja world have been collected. Some of the beasts and plants with Chakra in their bodies have been collected. There are not many psychic beasts collected now, and most of them are ordinary psychic beasts." Bai Jue reported truthfully, " The Akatsuki organization has sent all its troops to capture high-level psychic beasts, and I believe there will be a harvest soon."

Mu Qiu nodded, the situation was within his expectation.

Ordinary psychic beasts are mostly the best among beasts with chakra, and they have no IQ to speak of. High-level psychic beasts have thinking, analysis, and language abilities, and some are separated from their own habitats in the ninja world. .

"Tell Nagato, high-level psychic beasts are fine, they don't need it." Talking intelligent creatures, it's better not to eat them.

"Okay, I've been notified."

"Yeah." Mu Qiu turned the bamboo stick with his left hand to let the meat be heated evenly, and brushed the sauce with the other hand.

"It's very fragrant." Mu Qiu boasted as the fragrance gradually rose.

After a few minutes, Mu Qiu handed a copy to Datongmu Huiye, "Try it."

Otsutsuki Kaguya took the barbecue, a tangled expression flashed in his eyes, the desire to eat delicious food prevailed, and he swallowed a piece of barbecue in one gulp.

"Hmm~~~" Immediately, he put his right hand on his face, showing a cat-like expression, and making a pleasant voice.

"Hey, it's just the right time." As soon as the skewers were brought to her mouth, Mu Qiu suddenly turned her head and looked aside, laughing.

Under his gaze, a thin figure slowly emerged from the sandstorm.