The Water Mist Assassin from Hokage

What do parents do when their children take exams?

In the previous life, Mushu had never thought about this problem, but in this life, Mushu definitely felt this strange feeling.

This feeling was as if something big was happening about me, but I couldn't participate in it at all. An extremely strange sense of expectation and powerlessness came to my heart.

It was already the third day of the second Chunin Exam.

Fortunately, Kimimaro and Ghost Mangetsu were both very competitive. The teams led by these two children successfully reunited on the first day they entered the forest. On the second day, they found the mission props they needed. On the afternoon of the third day, when these children were not in a hurry, When they slowly arrived at the end of the exam, Mushu and the others breathed a real sigh of relief and relaxed completely.

Seeing the six little kids who were all dirty after three days of camping, Terumi Mei waved her hand and asked all these kids to take a bath in the hot spring.

With the activity funds provided by Master Yuan, he can speak so toughly.

Mushu smiled and led a group of boys into the hot spring, and then pushed all the little guys who were afraid of being burned into the pool.

"Huh - it feels so good!"

Mushu leaned on the edge of the hot spring pool, pressing the towel that had been scalded with hot water on his forehead. The boiling squid assumed the same posture next to Mushu, soaking in the pool with one knife and one person, so peacefully, for these little devils As long as they didn't peek into the women's bathhouse next door or do anything outrageous, Mushu didn't intend to pay attention to these brats.

These little devils couldn't stay any longer, and after a while, seeing that Mushu no longer cared about them, they completely started making trouble in the pool.

"After all, they are still a bunch of brats." Mushu squinted at these brats, and the towel on his forehead fell into the water.

"Teacher, please." Although he was killing everyone in the survival test, Kimimaro stayed at Mushu's side very obediently at this time, picked up the wine cup floating in the hot spring, and poured wine for Mushu.

"You little brat, don't act like the old god is here. Go have some fun with them."

Mushu took the wine cup from Kimimaro's hand and gently touched Kimimaro's forehead with the bottom of the bottle, letting Kimimaro have fun with those brats.

But just when Kimimaro clumsily tried to join these brats, a ball of liquid that was completely different from hot spring water slowly approached the boiling squid.

"Huh? Huh-"

Naturally, Mushu also felt the approaching full moon of the ghost lantern that was turning on water.

"He is really a young man who has never changed his original intention."

Mushu drank all the wine in the glass, and then opened his mouth to take a breath of cold air. Mushu spit out a layer of extremely cold frost and froze the surface of the hot spring around the boy, making the ghost lamp full moon stuck in it and unable to move.

"Is this? Is this Ice Escape?" Due to the hydration, the ghost lamp Man Yue who was stuck in the ice could only change back to its original shape. The young man stood up and looked at the thin ice gradually melting around him, looking at it in great shock. Mushu, "Senior, does he have the blood inheritance limit of the Ice Escape clan?"

"No, this is not ice escape, this is just the ultimate in water escape."

Just like the Wind Release has a vacuum blade, the Water Release also has a similar ninjutsu blessing on the weapon, and this blessing method is to spit a layer of ice crystals on the kunai to turn the kunai into a sharper ice ninja sword. Based on this ninjutsu, Suya successfully turned himself into a refrigerator.

However, the success of Mushu's development of water escape also gave Mushu a new idea.

Is it true that most of the Blood Succession Limits, as well as the secret techniques similar to the Blood Succession Limits in various ninja villages, are basically changes caused by the single attribute chakra reaching a certain extreme and mixed with other types of chakra.

However, it is a pity that this idea was quickly rejected by Mushu himself, because Mushu could not copy Yu's ninjutsu at all. When Mushu's water escape went to an extreme, it seemed difficult to add other changes to it. , and Mushu is also unable to use Yu's family ninjutsu, the extremely weird ice mirror and the movement technique of walking in the ice mirror.

However, Mushu has no regrets about this. After all, if the Blood Succession Limit and Secret Technique were really easy to create, Mushu would not have had to reproduce them with the remote assistance of the Third Generation Mizukage and Iwagakure Village in the early days. The ninjutsu of Boiling Release, and later Melting Release and Melting Release, are just extensions based on this idea.

Mushu also failed to transform these two secret techniques into blood inheritance limits, which means that these two are only secret techniques after all and cannot be passed on to the next generation.

However, as the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. Mushu believes that he just hasn't found the right posture now. As long as he finds the posture, Mushu firmly believes that more postures will be unlocked as time goes by.

At this time, Gui Deng Man Yue looked at Mushu, with a series of little stars flashing in his eyes. He didn't know what this little guy was thinking, and he actually wanted to worship him as his teacher.

"It's impossible to be your teacher. The secret skills of the Oniden clan are enough for you to learn for a lifetime. If you have time to worship me as your teacher, you might as well go to Onidensu to learn ninjutsu."

Mushu shook the half-empty wine cup and rejected Guideng Manyue's request coolly.

It is enough for Mushu now to have two disciples, Kimimaro and Jugo. If there were more, Mushu would be too busy. After all, there are two little guys at home who are about to start ninja training, and Kimimaro and Jugo said that His own students, but both of them have their own paths to follow, so it is naturally extremely easy for Mushu to teach them.

If he accepts Gui Leng Man Yue as his disciple, the kid will definitely pester him all day long, but Mushu will often perform various secret tasks. Naturally, there will not be enough time by then. Thinking of this, Mushu naturally does not intend to mislead his disciples. , Moreover, the Oniden clan is also a rich clan. Mushu’s favorite ninjutsu so far is water iron cannon besides boiling release. This shows that even if he becomes a Kage-level ninja, the Ninjutsu of the Oniden clan is still not far behind.

Seeing Mushu rejecting him, Gui Deng Man Yue was a little disappointed, but he didn't say much. He returned to his companions very obediently. After a while, he put this trouble behind and played happily with his friends. together.

"It's great, the Kirigakure Village now." Just as Mushu was pouring wine again, Yuzi also walked into the hot spring and sat next to Mushu. The two of them leaned side by side by the pool and looked at the genin in front of them.

"After all, times have changed, and things will get better and better in the future."

Mushu poured a glass of wine for Yuzi, and then gulped down the wine in his own glass. Yuzi also imitated Mushu and drank heavily. As a result, in addition to coughing repeatedly, almost all the good wine was choked into the pool.

"It's just because it's so good that every time I come home, it always feels unreal, as if I'm in a dream." Yuzi covered her mouth, her face was extremely rosy, and her hair was hanging down, like a Weiner by the water. Of course, if Okja was more narcissistic, it would be Narcissus.

"So if there is such a ninjutsu that can allow everyone to live in the beautiful world of their dreams, connect everyone's dreams together, and build a perfect utopia, Okako, will you use this ninjutsu?"

But it's a pity that Mushu is a straight man. With Ye Cang, Mushu looks like a pink skull to any beauty in the world, not to mention Okja is still a man.

Hearing what Mushu said, Yuzi couldn't help but laugh out loud. Yuzi despised the ninjutsu that Mushu said.

"Dreams are still dreams after all. There will always be a day when you wake up. If you can't accept the cruelty of reality, the dreams this person has must be the most fragile." Yuzi said his theory, "And If everyone dreams, what will happen to future reproduction? Will the entire ninja world drown in illusions? What is the difference between this and a drunkard who drowns in wine? It is just a means of escape. That’s all.”

"So what do you think, Mushu-kun?"

"Me? I don't like to dream, that's all."

With his past life experience, Mushu clearly knows that dreaming is the most useless thing. In Mushu's view, the so-called Tsukuyomi plan is just a matter of everyone flying around and immersed in fantasy. He is not positive at all. Mushu always sneered at the gatherings.

Not to mention anything else, just hiding in the illusion was completely unworthy of the blood on Mushu's hands.

Every guy Mushu killed was real. If Mushu hid in the illusion, was he trying to deny the existence of these people?

He poured another glass of wine for Yuzi, and this time the two of them drank it bit by bit, and Yuzi soon entered a tipsy state.

With his whole body relaxed, Mushu supported Yuzi, who was walking softly, and led a group of little ghosts out of the pool.

Time flew by two days extremely quickly, and the second round of the Chunin Exams ended with the corpse of the last team being carried out of the forest.

Although this Chuunin exam was extremely cruel, too many people still successfully passed the exam.

But everyone also knows that there are many people here who are very wet, and many ninja teams from many villages pass by holding their thighs.

And thinking that the last test of the Chuunin Examination will be open to all civilians, Konoha will naturally eliminate these guys who hug the thighs in order to make the competition look good.

Fortunately, many people are self-aware. As long as they pass the second test, they will be a qualified chuunin. After confirming this information, many brats happily handed over the exit form and cheered on their thighs with a smile.

So these little devils learned their first lesson in life.

"Any ninja who withdraws from the subsequent competition will be withdrawn from the entire team!"

Ignoring the angry little devils below, they were silent only as several ANBU ninjas unleashed murderous intent.

Their respective angry leaders walked in from the side door of the hall and took away all their unenterprising brats. Also taking away were those who were extremely disappointed, the so-called thighs.

"A ninja, if he doesn't have enough enterprising spirit, if he can't stand with his companions until the last moment, then he himself is a failure!"

It wasn't until all the disqualified genin were taken away that the ninja who presided over the exam explained to everyone in a murderous manner.

Looking at the 24 people left, the invigilator nodded, took out a big box, and asked the little guys to come up one after another to draw lots to determine the 12 people who could participate in the final exam.

Of course, there is actually an opportunity for cheating in this kind of thing, and the examiners don't care at all about these genin cheating.

So after the remaining, extremely smart genin drew lots, none of them faced off against the ninjas of their own village. I don't know if they were lucky or unlucky.

But what does all this have to do with Mushu, who can't even enter the examination room?

Mushu was currently "burning birds" in the woods near the Konoha Village training ground.

It's not a bird in the literal sense, nor is it the kind of bird that everyone thinks. The so-called "roasted bird" is actually grilled chicken skewers.

"So boss, why are we coming to Konoha Village this time?"

The boiling squid swallowed a roasted chicken into its stomach without even spitting out the bones, so it was considered clean and environmentally friendly.

"It's very simple, just to protect Terumi Mei's safety."

"But Terumi Mei doesn't even leave the house, so we don't need to protect her!"

Faced with Boiling Squid's words, Mushu didn't know how to answer for a moment.

In fact, on the first day after talking to Namikaze Minato, Terumi Mei still planned to walk out of the hotel and wander around Konoha Village.

However, as soon as Terumi Mei walked out of the hotel, she was fed dog food like crazy. Not to mention the extremely loving couple who were cheering for their son, Terumi Mei couldn't accept just the couples on the street.

Originally, he thought about letting Mochi Zabuza stand by his side to prevent him from looking so lonely, but when he turned around, he saw Mochi Zabuza buying a gift for Shiro.

The deeply shocked Terumi Mei returned to the hotel tremblingly, as if nothing had happened.

"But boss, why can't Terumi Meihui find a partner?"

Boiling Squid has been with Mushu for so many years, and he has a certain understanding of human aesthetics. He no longer evaluates a person based on whether he tastes delicious, but he can also see that Terumi Mei is the kind of female who has many suitors.

"Probably...it's because people's hearts are too complicated."

Mushu, who had been lucky enough to see Mei Terumi on a blind date, had a profound memory. The woman told her all the first impressions of the man in front of her at the first sight. The most terrifying thing is that this woman even predicted that the two would get married. The child’s approximate appearance and dozens of names are listed in an instant.

Other girls didn't say what gifts they gave their men, but at least they were more reserved. However, Terumi Mei did exactly the opposite. She slapped her ID card and household register directly on the table. Even people who had feelings for it couldn't stand this. Such a crazy forced marriage led to Terumi Mei, whose reputation in the dating world of Kirigakure Village getting worse and worse, completely losing her future mating rights.

No one introduced her to the blind date, and Terumi Mei was busy dealing with internal affairs of the village on weekdays. Terumi Mei unknowingly reached the age she is now, a female ninja in her 20s who has never even been in love. In the ninja world, she is a young married woman. As the age has completely become an older leftover girl, Terumi Mei hates getting married more and more, and has embarked on a path of vicious domestication from then on.

"It's not easy."

Mushu sighed with emotion as he took the grilled meat skewers off the grill. At this moment, a "phone call" came.

"Musu-kun, we need your support."

It was Kakuzu who spoke. Looking at Kakuzu's shaking shadow, Mushu nodded.

"What's going on? Are there any experts in Takigakure Village?"

Anyway, in the forest, Mushu simply walked deep into the forest without alerting any of the guards. Mushu successfully left Konoha Village and ran towards Takigakure Village.