Straw Hat Deputy Captain of One Piece

Nami went directly to the bathroom, closed the door, and locked it.Hebao.com

After looking inside, he sighed with a smile,

"It's great to have a boat~ I finally get rid of the days when I can't take a shower. I'm so dirty these days, and I'm crowded with some stinky men all day long."

Nami said as she began to take off her coat.

He had just taken off half of his clothes when he suddenly pulled out the wooden stick from his chest. Yes, it was his chest. John was stunned to see it. He had also known about the breast goddess before, holding a mobile phone between his chest.

Compared with Nami, those people are simply weak!

While John was distracted, he didn't even realize what Nami wanted to do by taking out the weapon. He probably thought it was necessary to take it off while taking a bath.

"John——"

Boom!

Nami jumped up high and hit John on the head with a stick.

"Ouch!"

"I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death, you pervert! I'll beat you to death, you nymphomaniac!" Nami chased John and started beating him violently.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." John yelled and ran around with his head in his hands.

"Misunderstanding? Oh, that's right. You should have been the one who came in first. You should be preparing to take a bath, right?!" Nami suddenly stopped and said.

"That's right, I'm just going to take a shower." John nodded quickly and said.

"Then I really misunderstood you...bastard! Is there anyone invisible in the shower?!"

Nami suddenly got angry and continued to chase and fight John.

"No, no, if you fight again, someone will die, Yazhidie~~~~"

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After a while, Nami came out carrying John.

Zoro immediately held the knife, and Usopp also took out his slingshot weapon.

"Who is this guy?"

"When did the enemy sneak into the ship?!"

"I am John!!!" John roared angrily. You can imagine how badly he has been beaten by Nami. You will understand if you think about what happened to Luffy later.

"Oh, it turns out to be John." The others waved their hands and walked away in an instant, each doing their own thing.

Soulless!A bunch of soulless people!Has anyone ever treated their own deputy captain like this? !

John cursed in his heart, and he didn't even think about it. Even Captain Luffy was living under Nami's power here.

Nami threw John to the ground, squatted down, reached out and patted John's face,

"Why are you so stupid? You can wait for me to go in first and start taking a shower, and then quietly turn a piece of wall transparent outside. Then you can take a peek?!"

It’s not like John didn’t think about Nami’s words.But can peeking outside from such a distance be compared to having close contact inside? !

Moreover, the most important thing is that if you look at it from the outside, the key parts will always be blocked by soap bubbles! ! ! (Poor prostitutes probably have the same "cynicism" as John)

But even if John wanted to settle for the second best, he would never have the chance.Why did Nami say it directly?Just because she wants to destroy John's fantasy!

"Ah, I'm sweating after playing for so long." Nami waved her hand and fanned herself, "Looks like I really need to take a shower. Luffy!" Nami shouted over there.

"What's the matter, Nami?" Luffy came over and asked.

"I'm going to take a shower. Please help me watch John. Don't let him leave here!" Nami said directly.

"Why?" Luffy asked, tilting his head.

Nami's face turned dark immediately.

“If you can’t do it, never think about having enough to eat in the future!!!”

After speaking, he turned around and walked in without waiting for Luffy to answer.

"Okay, so scary..."

Luffy sat next to John, and John also looked at Luffy. After a moment of silence, John said,

"I'll treat you to dinner from now on!"

"Okay!" Luffy was delighted.

"Then I'll leave first." John raised his legs to leave.

"No!" Luffy immediately reached out and grabbed John tightly.

John hit his head and lay directly on the ground, as expected.John's inducement could never compare to Nami's coercion.

"John, is it really that interesting?" Luffy suddenly asked from the side.

John turned to look at Luffy, remembering Luffy's experience in the land of girls in the anime, patted Luffy on the shoulder, shook his head and sighed,

"You'll never understand..."

So Luffy wouldn't understand that John was in tears right now.Could it be that the happy life that I had originally planned to live in has really come to an end? !

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After Nami took a shower and changed her clothes, everyone sat in the kitchen and dining room.

"I've thought about it, before we enter the Grand Line, we need one more member!" Luffy began the captain's speech.

"You're right, it's rare to have such a beautiful kitchen. But before that, I still have to charge for cooking!" Nami said directly.

"On a long journey, you can't miss someone like this on the way." Zoro also nodded and said.

"Haha, do you think so too?" Luffy laughed, "Sure enough, the pirate team really cannot lack musicians!"

Boom boom!

"You stupid!"

"I knew this guy wouldn't have anything good to offer!"

"What the hell do you think sailing is?!"

"Don't all pirates sing and dance?!" Luffy still looked confused.

At this moment, a roar suddenly sounded outside,

"Pirates inside, get out of here! I'm going to wipe you out completely!"

Needless to say, it was Sauron's two younger brothers, Joseph and Johnny, who arrived.

Luffy went out to deal with it, and no one else moved. Of course, Nami and Usopp didn't dare to move, Zoro was too lazy to move, and John was thinking about more practical issues.

Yes, economic issues!

Because John was shocked to discover that he was now also under financial sanctions from Nami!

First of all, in the two failed experiences before and after, John not only suffered corporal punishment from Nami, but also suffered a huge fine!From the perspective of Nami's personal account, John is already in debt.

John has been completely regarded by Nami as a hired worker, the kind of person who can only redeem himself by working for Nami.

Not to mention that Nami now charges for every meal, and the price is ridiculously high. Not only John, Luffy and Zoro, but also at this time, became exploited farmers under Nami's big landowner.

Only Usopp, who cooked by himself, escaped this disaster. When Sanji boarded the ship later, naturally there would be no such disaster.

Speaking of Luffy and Zoro, they were careless. Since Nami's cooking was indeed more delicious than Usopp's, these two people naturally chose to let Nami cook, no matter how much he charged. I guess they don’t think they will have money in the future.

As for John, he was totally cheap and took the initiative to join in. Knowing that Nami was a terrible landlord class, John accepted the exploitation without any complaints in order to taste the food cooked by Nami herself.

Anyway, in John's eyes, he already owed Nami money, not more than that.You have to know that when Sanjishi gets on the ship, it will no longer be possible to enjoy this kind of treatment. Although Sanjishi's food is definitely more delicious than Nami's, the meaning is completely different.

John, this is called pain and happiness~~