The Blood Curse at Hogwarts

Let’s look at the wizards who defected to the Muggles. They were only low-level figures in the wizarding world, but they were invincible in World War II.What is even more confusing to Muggles is that powerful wizards also have the intuition to predict danger, and even stronger wizards can instinctively defend, dodge and counterattack at the same time without using their brains.

Although Chen Bin could not verify whether wizards could withstand large modern weapons, he was sure that stronger wizards could disapparate or turn into smoke to dodge before being hit.

Therefore, apart from destroying the earth with nuclear bombs, there is a high chance that pure Muggle societies in various countries will not be able to defeat pure magical societies.It’s no wonder that the Ministry of Magic in various countries doesn’t take Muggle society seriously, and doesn’t care much if newspapers slander Muggles’ scientific and technological achievements. Anyway, in a real fight, it’s just a matter of grinding them on the ground because of their lack of strength.

To put it simply, Voldemort's dream of ruling Muggle society is actually feasible, even much easier than in ancient times.The Ministry of Magic is a dove, and the Death Eaters are hawks. In the end, the doves used "Harry's fucking love" to kill the hawk leader.If they can't do it, or if they can't really get rid of the hawk leader next time, the wizards are likely to subvert Muggle society.As long as the doves are eliminated by the hawks, then the hawks will be the orthodox leaders of the magical society.

Therefore, Chen Bin lamented today that the Ministry of Magic can dare to challenge the top Muggles who rule 5700 million people with a population of one community, and that a village-level school like Hogwarts can cultivate students who can defeat Muggles in the navy, army and air force. the power of.

"Why does the world he travels through seem different from the one he imagined?" Chen Bin continued to toss and turn, thinking about how much better campus life would be if it were the one described in the novel.

After thinking about it, he fell asleep.

The next day, Harry walked out of the dormitory and was treated like a panda.Chen Bin did not go with him. He got up at 05:30 for a morning jog, practiced some boxing and sword skills, cast a cleansing spell on himself, and went to have breakfast refreshed.

Watching the stars on Wednesday night, and three times a week, then planting herbs, watching ghosts in the history of magic, and watching dwarves in the study of charms. It was not until the study of transfiguration that Chen Bin became somewhat formal.

The smart and strict Professor McGonagall gave the students a command as soon as he arrived. Chen Bin was so frightened that he turned the Cancan Dance King mouse in his pocket back into a ring and stopped playing around.

Chen Bin has become a complete joke, losing his normal appearance on the first day of school: using a telescope to search the girls' bathroom in the astronomy class, tasting potions by mouth in the herb class, and even taking out a sketchpad to draw ghosts in the history of magic class. The translucent texture is quite similar to the painting. The ghost professor Binns saw it and gave Gryffindor five points. In the Charms class, he took a giant oil painting of dwarves and looked at it carefully. His eyes kept looking at Professor Flitwick and Professor Flitwick. After comparing the oil paintings back and forth, Professor Flitwick confiscated the oil painting and deducted 5 points.

Note: Flitwick has elf blood, not a dwarf.

Hermione didn't dare to walk up to Chen Bin now, fearing that her classmates would mistakenly think that she was also funny.Harry and Ron even hid far away, and did not dare to talk to Chen Bin in the dormitory.

Of course, the name of this weirdo has already reached the ears of Professor McGonagall, the Head of Gryffindor House.

"Transfiguration is the most complex and dangerous spell in your Hogwarts curriculum." She stared at Chen Bin and said coldly: "Anyone who wants to be naughty in my class, I will ask him to Get out and never let him come in again. I warned you."

Then she transformed the lectern into a pig and back again.The students were all fascinated and took down a lot of complex and difficult notes.

She gave each of the students a match and asked them to try to turn it into a needle.However, until the end of get out of class, only Hermione's matches had changed.

Professor McGonagall asked the class to watch how the match turned into a needle, and gave Hermione a rare smile.

"bang"

Chen Bin struggled to lift up the hollow iron rod that had fallen to the ground, and said with an "awkward look" on his face: "Look, it's also sharp, so it should be considered a needle."

Looking along the body of the stick, the end is still getting longer and sharper, almost catching up with the knight's spear.

"Aaronama" Professor McGonagall looked at the pitiful Chen Bin, and the veins on his temples were beating. "One point for Gryffindor, if Mr. Namar can make the spear smaller."

With a "swish" sound, the flying stick replaced the iron rod in Chen Bin's hand.Chen Bin thought to himself: "You said that if I become smaller, I must change my needle?"

Professor McGonagall knew that she had been in trouble for the past seven years. This bastard had obviously learned it long ago, and his skills and magic were no worse than those of adult wizards. "One point for Gryffindor."

Hermione was stunned: I am no better than an idiot

The much-anticipated Defense Against the Dark Arts class turned into a joke. Professor Quirrell, who smelled of garlic, was even funnier than Chen Bin. He talked about things like driving away vampires and the big scarf given by the African prince. The students made him blush like blood. He hesitated.

However, Chen Bin was the only one who returned to normal in this class. He took notes carefully and studied every word in the textbook, becoming a role model for improving every day.

The Dark Lord personally teaches Defense Against the Dark Arts, and Chen Bin is worried that if his bottom line is challenged, he will stop playing at any time. A bunch of Avada Kedavra can make Chen Bin ascend to heaven.

He is Chen Weiguo's son, not his father himself.As the saying goes, the eggs can shrink as long as they can, but don't wait until there is no life left to shrink them.

After class, he waited until Professor Quirrell left, then deliberately opened the cabinets under each table to take a look.This ancient style student desk had to be opened to see the storage cabinet underneath. He saw that the back of the desk was indeed densely engraved with words.

Some are signatures, some are whispers, and some are just vented swear words.variety show literature.kanzongyi

The tables and chairs have also been blessed by the magic of the house elves. In addition to using sharp magic items to carve words on them, the students can only use magic wands to carve them.

It is conceivable that there are many boring students in the past, and Chen Bin saw that a large number of wizards who are now in high positions in the magic world have also left words behind these desktops.

For example, Fudge, Newt, Snape, James, and even Voldemort, Tom M. Riddle, there should be no other people with the same name.

"In order to build a more mutually supportive and loving society, I have to study harder." When Chen Bin saw the notch on the nose of the socket, he was 200% confident that he was acting at the time, and that he might have made it for some teachers and students. Pretend that this is the obsession in his mind.

"This bad old man is very bad"

Chen Bin lifted a certain table in the middle, and his expression became strange.

The Scarer calls himself Sirius and is cursing James for pursuing his goddess.

Lifting up another tabletop, it was Lupine's inscription: "Please stop quarreling over Isha."

Sure enough, Chen Bin discovered something remarkable.

Turning over the tabletops one by one, he finally saw the place where Isha once sat. On the back was written: "What should I do if I accept one of them? The savior will not be born. But they are both handsome. Who should I choose?" Can’t choose between two.”

In the line "who should I choose?" she tried hard to add a notch to eradicate the original text but not completely enough.

Although Yisha did not sign the message, her handwriting had been finalized before she entered school, and Chen Bin could recognize it at a glance.

"This is ridiculous." Chen Bin cursed his mentally retarded mother a thousand times in his heart. She obviously hid a lot of things when recounting her experiences during her school days.At least, she never said that she had ever considered accepting Sirius or James

It's a pity that not every table and chair is old. There are always some without any scratches.

Throughout the next day, Chen Bin also deliberately looked through the backs of desktops in other classrooms. Sure enough, he found a lot of boring things, including some secret codes for celebrities to flirt or even hook up.

There was really no useful knowledge or discovery at all, and his whole day was wasted.

Chen Bin can be sure that [-]% of the fan stories that Yisha instilled in him are also fabricated, so from today on, he will never look up the gossip that Yisha said.

One day, at breakfast, Harry's owl delivered a note.

Chen Bin glanced at it and knew that it was Hagrid who invited him to the hunting guard's hut, so he stopped paying attention. "I won't follow the plot, you bite me."

The first section is the Potions class. There are glass jars along the wall of the underground classroom with animal specimens soaked in them.

Both Slytherin and Gryffindor students were shivering, half from cold and half from fear. Only Chen Bin watched with interest.When he was a policeman, he had to perform forensic autopsies in the public mortuary. He got used to it if he vomited too much, and he could also eat roasted pork rice through the glass.

Snape was already sarcastic about Harry during roll call. "Harry Potter, this is our new famous character."

Then, with contemptuous sarcasm, he asked about sheep's guano, which can be translated as bezoar in Chinese, and about narcissus root powder and wormwood. Finally, he took the opportunity to deduct a point from Gryffindor because Harry's answer was not polite enough.

“Porter what would I get if I added narcissus asphodel root powder to wormwood infusion”

"Let's try again. Potter, if I asked you to find me a bezoar, where would you look?"

"Potter, tell me what is the difference between Aconitum scapula and Aconitum wolfsbane?"

Loli raised her hand and was ignored the whole time. Harry couldn't answer any of them and could only politely say he didn't know, which earned him a wave of ridicule from the poisonous professor.

Chen Bin really wanted to laugh, competing with a child in his 30s.If you asked Snape how to make Liuwei Rehmannia Pills, he would be confused and would use this childish method to take revenge on his vengeance's children.

It must be said that Aunt Rowling cut off all the details of the magical world in the book, leaving only the most concise plot, names of items or spells.The reason why potions are a type of magic is that they are based on magic, and herbs are just carriers, at least in this real world.

Apart from naturally magical plants such as mandrake and the tissues of magical animals, most of the raw materials for magic potions are exactly the same as the animals and plants in the Muggle world. It's just using a variety of magic and enchanted fertilizers to help induce birth. Otherwise, would it really take hundreds of years to wait for a hundred-year-old ginseng? The patient would have already died.