Naruto I picked up attributes in Peace Elite
Chapter 166 Eating chicken and flirting with girls
After leaving Tsunade's house, Chiba went to find Meizi again.
It didn't take long to find Mei Zi, who was naturally very happy to see him. They went shopping together and saw that it was getting late, so they went to a restaurant to have a meal.
The next day, Chiba came back from exercising outside, took a quick shower, had breakfast and went to meet the Hokage.
Chiba came to the Hokage's office. The Hokage was surprised to see that he didn't show any signs. He obviously already knew the news of Chiba's return.
"You are really fast. If I guess correctly, you have learned how to fly the Thunder God. Only the Flying Thunder God can have such speed."
"Yes Hokage-sama, I have learned to fly Thunder God."
Although he had already guessed it, he was still surprised when he admitted it personally.
You must know that Flying Thunder God has been classified as an S-level forbidden jutsu, and it is not that difficult to practice. From the time it was developed to the present, only the Second Hokage has learned it. No one else knows this ninjutsu, and no one has learned it.
Without time and space talent, even if other talents are excellent, there is no way to learn this technique.
The Hokage originally valued Chiba, but now he knows that he has learned to fly the Thunder God, and he values it even more.
But at the same time, I am also worried. If Chiba betrays Konoha, who can stop him? Is it the girl from the Senju family or the girl from the Hyuga family? I can only hope that Chiba loves Konoha.
Chiba reported the details of the mission to the Hokage. After listening to Chiba's report, the Hokage was smoking a pipe and thinking about the problem. Chiba did not interrupt.
"I already know about this. You have done a good job. Thank you for your hard work. Go back and rest."
"It's Hokage-sama."
After coming out of the Hokage Tower, Chiba forgot about this matter.
Back home, Chiba saw Xiangzi mopping the floor.
"There is no need to mop the floor of Xiangzi every day."
"Anyway, I've finished my other things, so I'm free now. My house should be cleaner and my stay should be more comfortable."
"Well, then don't work too hard."
"Got it, boss."
Chiba returned to the room, lay on the bed, entered the system with nothing to do, clicked on the game and started playing.
To explain, when Chiba enters the system, there is a computer in the system space. When Chiba plays the game of chicken, he uses the computer. This is very realistic, so the game experience is not great at all.
This time Chiba did not choose to play four rows alone, but randomly matched three teammates.
There is only one girl among these three teammates.
And the girl actually turned on the mic, and her voice was so cute.
However, Chiba once heard a saying that generally girls with nice voices are ugly. Regardless of whether it is true or not, Chiba likes to hear girls talk, especially her words "Brother, I love my cuteness."
Super cute, super Q.
Mei Zi, who has such a nice voice, and the other two male teammates started to flirt with girls on live broadcast.
They all went to pick up girls, so the task of skydiving was left to Chiba.
The name of Chiba's game is "The Strongest Man in the Ninja World". Others don't think it's new when they see this name. They are probably Naruto fans.
Chiba looked at the map and directly chose to jump to the mine. The supplies in this place were okay, mainly because there were few people jumping here and they would not fall into boxes.
After Qianye landed, he quickly searched for supplies. Looking at the two men, they were really promising. They actually followed the girl's butt and said nicely to protect the girl's safety.
Chiba searched the entire mine and only picked up a Bison submachine gun. The damage of this gun is similar to that of an M4. It has a large ammunition capacity and stable shooting. However, the rate of fire is not too fast, which is very disadvantageous in close combat.
The other three people, except for the girl who had an AK in her hand, the other two didn't even have a pistol, but they wanted to protect the beauty with their fists.
Qianye ignored these two jokes, looked in the direction, left them and left.
Chiba plans to visit the fishing village ahead.
At this time, No. [-] started to tease the girl with earthy love words.
"Miss No. [-], can I ask you a question?"
"Ask."
Man: "You know what's the biggest difference between you and a monkey?"
Woman: "What is it"
Man: "Monkeys live in caves, and you"
Woman: "I live in the house"
Man: "No, you live in my heart."
Female: "Oh my god~"
Chiba couldn't help complaining after hearing this. This kind of routine is too outdated. There are jokes and videos in Douyin. Can you come up with something fresh?
The girl probably didn't have much experience in the world, so she was surprised by such an old-fashioned trick. Chiba could only say that the man was lucky.
In fact, Chiba was thinking, if the girl opposite was a dinosaur girl, or if the man spoke with a voice changer, would these two men be disgusted to death if they knew about it.
The other man felt that he was being outcompeted, so he quickly took out his Douyin and searched for a trick.
"I want to tell you a story."
"Let's talk."
"Do you want to hear the long one or the short one?"
"short."
"I love you."
"What about the long one?"
"This is a long story and I will spend the rest of my life telling it to you."
"Oh my god"
"Do you know what mineral water and your saliva have in common?"
"It's all water."
"No, I want others to taste it."
"Hey, oh my god."
"I have two hobbies."
"What are they?"
"I like eating, I like you, in short, I like eating you."
"My last name is Shi Shi"
"My previous name was Gangan."
"what about now."
"Because I stole your heart, I am now called Hanhan."
After saying this, these girls were amused.
"Brother, you are so good at flirting."
"Generally three in the world."
"You have a thick skin."
"You've touched my face, otherwise how would you know I'm thick-skinned."
"I am speechless."
Chiba really couldn't bear to listen. These two people were more disgusting than the other. Are you playing games or flirting with girls?
Chiba typed out his dissatisfaction.
"We are flirting with girls and playing games at the same time."
Chiba had nothing to say.
"No. [-], why don't you say anything?"
The girl saw Chiba typing and asked curiously.
"I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend, so I'm not interested in you."
"Humph"
"Sister, he has a girlfriend. Don't worry about him. Take a look at us. Who do you like? Just add him on WeChat."
"Well, I like both of them. Can I have both?"
"Scumbag"
The two men said at the same time.
"It's really hard for people to choose between hemp and rock, paper, scissors."
Everyone's mobile phones almost fell to the ground. This girl must have some brain problems. How could she use rock, paper, scissors across the screen, and then just shout.
Chiba suddenly felt that the game was no longer boring.
The two men were silent.
"You two little brothers, why don't you talk?"
"My mother said you can't talk to fools, it will lower your IQ."
"Brother, what do you mean? I'm not a fool."
"Then let me ask you a brain teaser."
"Come on as you please."
"Which one hurts more, a stone or a hammer?"
"This is probably a stone, right?"
"Identification is completed."
"What do you mean little brother?"
"Even with your IQ, you don't understand."
The girl opposite was probably going crazy with rage.
Qianye found it funny. Aren't these two flirting with girls? How could they be bullying stupid girls?
It didn't take long to find Mei Zi, who was naturally very happy to see him. They went shopping together and saw that it was getting late, so they went to a restaurant to have a meal.
The next day, Chiba came back from exercising outside, took a quick shower, had breakfast and went to meet the Hokage.
Chiba came to the Hokage's office. The Hokage was surprised to see that he didn't show any signs. He obviously already knew the news of Chiba's return.
"You are really fast. If I guess correctly, you have learned how to fly the Thunder God. Only the Flying Thunder God can have such speed."
"Yes Hokage-sama, I have learned to fly Thunder God."
Although he had already guessed it, he was still surprised when he admitted it personally.
You must know that Flying Thunder God has been classified as an S-level forbidden jutsu, and it is not that difficult to practice. From the time it was developed to the present, only the Second Hokage has learned it. No one else knows this ninjutsu, and no one has learned it.
Without time and space talent, even if other talents are excellent, there is no way to learn this technique.
The Hokage originally valued Chiba, but now he knows that he has learned to fly the Thunder God, and he values it even more.
But at the same time, I am also worried. If Chiba betrays Konoha, who can stop him? Is it the girl from the Senju family or the girl from the Hyuga family? I can only hope that Chiba loves Konoha.
Chiba reported the details of the mission to the Hokage. After listening to Chiba's report, the Hokage was smoking a pipe and thinking about the problem. Chiba did not interrupt.
"I already know about this. You have done a good job. Thank you for your hard work. Go back and rest."
"It's Hokage-sama."
After coming out of the Hokage Tower, Chiba forgot about this matter.
Back home, Chiba saw Xiangzi mopping the floor.
"There is no need to mop the floor of Xiangzi every day."
"Anyway, I've finished my other things, so I'm free now. My house should be cleaner and my stay should be more comfortable."
"Well, then don't work too hard."
"Got it, boss."
Chiba returned to the room, lay on the bed, entered the system with nothing to do, clicked on the game and started playing.
To explain, when Chiba enters the system, there is a computer in the system space. When Chiba plays the game of chicken, he uses the computer. This is very realistic, so the game experience is not great at all.
This time Chiba did not choose to play four rows alone, but randomly matched three teammates.
There is only one girl among these three teammates.
And the girl actually turned on the mic, and her voice was so cute.
However, Chiba once heard a saying that generally girls with nice voices are ugly. Regardless of whether it is true or not, Chiba likes to hear girls talk, especially her words "Brother, I love my cuteness."
Super cute, super Q.
Mei Zi, who has such a nice voice, and the other two male teammates started to flirt with girls on live broadcast.
They all went to pick up girls, so the task of skydiving was left to Chiba.
The name of Chiba's game is "The Strongest Man in the Ninja World". Others don't think it's new when they see this name. They are probably Naruto fans.
Chiba looked at the map and directly chose to jump to the mine. The supplies in this place were okay, mainly because there were few people jumping here and they would not fall into boxes.
After Qianye landed, he quickly searched for supplies. Looking at the two men, they were really promising. They actually followed the girl's butt and said nicely to protect the girl's safety.
Chiba searched the entire mine and only picked up a Bison submachine gun. The damage of this gun is similar to that of an M4. It has a large ammunition capacity and stable shooting. However, the rate of fire is not too fast, which is very disadvantageous in close combat.
The other three people, except for the girl who had an AK in her hand, the other two didn't even have a pistol, but they wanted to protect the beauty with their fists.
Qianye ignored these two jokes, looked in the direction, left them and left.
Chiba plans to visit the fishing village ahead.
At this time, No. [-] started to tease the girl with earthy love words.
"Miss No. [-], can I ask you a question?"
"Ask."
Man: "You know what's the biggest difference between you and a monkey?"
Woman: "What is it"
Man: "Monkeys live in caves, and you"
Woman: "I live in the house"
Man: "No, you live in my heart."
Female: "Oh my god~"
Chiba couldn't help complaining after hearing this. This kind of routine is too outdated. There are jokes and videos in Douyin. Can you come up with something fresh?
The girl probably didn't have much experience in the world, so she was surprised by such an old-fashioned trick. Chiba could only say that the man was lucky.
In fact, Chiba was thinking, if the girl opposite was a dinosaur girl, or if the man spoke with a voice changer, would these two men be disgusted to death if they knew about it.
The other man felt that he was being outcompeted, so he quickly took out his Douyin and searched for a trick.
"I want to tell you a story."
"Let's talk."
"Do you want to hear the long one or the short one?"
"short."
"I love you."
"What about the long one?"
"This is a long story and I will spend the rest of my life telling it to you."
"Oh my god"
"Do you know what mineral water and your saliva have in common?"
"It's all water."
"No, I want others to taste it."
"Hey, oh my god."
"I have two hobbies."
"What are they?"
"I like eating, I like you, in short, I like eating you."
"My last name is Shi Shi"
"My previous name was Gangan."
"what about now."
"Because I stole your heart, I am now called Hanhan."
After saying this, these girls were amused.
"Brother, you are so good at flirting."
"Generally three in the world."
"You have a thick skin."
"You've touched my face, otherwise how would you know I'm thick-skinned."
"I am speechless."
Chiba really couldn't bear to listen. These two people were more disgusting than the other. Are you playing games or flirting with girls?
Chiba typed out his dissatisfaction.
"We are flirting with girls and playing games at the same time."
Chiba had nothing to say.
"No. [-], why don't you say anything?"
The girl saw Chiba typing and asked curiously.
"I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend, so I'm not interested in you."
"Humph"
"Sister, he has a girlfriend. Don't worry about him. Take a look at us. Who do you like? Just add him on WeChat."
"Well, I like both of them. Can I have both?"
"Scumbag"
The two men said at the same time.
"It's really hard for people to choose between hemp and rock, paper, scissors."
Everyone's mobile phones almost fell to the ground. This girl must have some brain problems. How could she use rock, paper, scissors across the screen, and then just shout.
Chiba suddenly felt that the game was no longer boring.
The two men were silent.
"You two little brothers, why don't you talk?"
"My mother said you can't talk to fools, it will lower your IQ."
"Brother, what do you mean? I'm not a fool."
"Then let me ask you a brain teaser."
"Come on as you please."
"Which one hurts more, a stone or a hammer?"
"This is probably a stone, right?"
"Identification is completed."
"What do you mean little brother?"
"Even with your IQ, you don't understand."
The girl opposite was probably going crazy with rage.
Qianye found it funny. Aren't these two flirting with girls? How could they be bullying stupid girls?
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