Tracing the source begins with One Piece

Everyone was now standing in a huge forest clearing away from the courtyard.

If we compete in the courtyard, I'm afraid the house will be torn down. These Erha are experts...

After tidying up his clothes, Sanji stepped forward, pointed at Absalom in front of him, and shouted to him, "Yes, it's you, don't look at other people, you bastard beast."

Absalom was a little confused about this chef who had always been hostile to him. He thought that he didn't know the chef, and he couldn't think of a place where he could have enmity.

"This little brother, do we know each other? You seem to have a lot of opinions about me."

"Be confident and get rid of it. Our hatred is as deep as the sea and cannot be washed away by the water of the four seas. You transparent bastard."

"You've been looking at Nami and Robin, and you've been blaspheming my goddess with your dirty eyes, right, bastard, I can understand, you pornographic beast"

Sanji pointed two fingers of his right hand at Absalom's eyes and accused angrily,

"Even I don't dare to stare so blatantly, but you are simply looking at rape. It is unforgivable, absolutely unforgivable."

"Huh?" Absalom was a little confused. He turned his eyes and glanced at the two women of the Straw Hats. "Although you said so, I did do it, but it's a crime to 'view rape' or something." Is this too much, you curly baboon?”

"Well, it's not too much. Angels like Nami and Robin are the only ones in the world. You should feel honored to see them," Sanji said proudly.

Absalom touched his chin and replied thoughtfully, "Indeed, the two of you are really stunningly beautiful, especially the orange little thief cat. If you wear a pure white wedding dress, then She is a dazzling goddess, right?"

Sanji also had a look of approval on his face, "You think so too, right? I think so too. It's so suitable for pure white. Apart from Nami, there is only one big power in the world."

"I saw the goddess. She seemed to be wearing a pure white dress. Sure enough, the only color suitable for white is white. No, how could it be..." Absalom looked at Nami in disbelief and wiped Wiping her eyes, "She seems to be wearing a dress, so beautiful."

"You're right, I've seen it too, it's so suitable for pure white Nami." Sanji, whose eyes were shining with lust, also murmured lustfully.

……

However, in the eyes of others, they only saw two perverts on the field starting to chat inexplicably, staring at Nami and Robin as they chatted and talked to themselves.

Moria shook his head and said nothing. He seemed dissatisfied with the performance of the two people. But what he didn't know was that he was also thinking about the fairy fantasy of the two beauties and Perona wearing a pure white wedding dress. His eyes were blank. I kept saying in my heart, "It's a pity, it's a pity..."

Nami, who was the main subject of the chat, was angrily shouting at the two people, "You two have had enough, why don't you fight?"

Zoro said with disdain, "What a hopeless pervert."

Princess Mononoke Perona here also looked speechless, "Absalom has disgraced our three heroes so much. We must educate him well when he comes back."

"Yohohoho, we are all of the same kind, I understand." Ryoma also smiled seductively.

"Absalom, that's enough, now is not the time to chat," Hogubak silently reminded fellow student Absalom in the field.

……

Absalom came back to his senses when he heard the shouts from the spectators. He put aside the question in his mind whether a pure white wedding dress or a bright red dress was better. He choked at a certain baboon with a red heart in his eye. ,

"You're right, damn pirate, you and I are not the same group. I was almost affected by your words. Lord Moria taught me that I have to be a gentleman. Don't try to seduce me. I almost lost all my efforts. "

"Take the move and look at my 'Hand of the Dead'"

Raising his hand to Sanji,

"Whoosh~~Whoosh~~"

Before Nami and others saw anything, they heard Zoro shouting next to them, "Everyone, be careful."

"Boom~"

The sound of an artillery shell exploding came over, and then smoke rose and mud flew towards the bystanders, followed by the pungent and choking smell of gunpowder.

"Cough~~~"

"Cough cough cough~~"

"What's going on? Suddenly there are shells"

"Enemy attack, enemy attack~~"

Usopp and Chopper on the Straw Hat side were in disarray, shouting and screaming back and forth.

……

And the two people fighting there,

Sanji turned sideways and dodged the rocket launcher, which made Absalom look a little surprised. He looked at Sanji and said, "Thank you for being able to avoid it. Do you also know how to be domineering?"

"What do you think is domineering? No, I just know you well." Sanji flicked the cigarette butt in his hand and said calmly, "Hurry up and untie it, you 'pseudo-gentleman'"

"What?" Student Abu was a little flustered.

"I asked you to remove the rocket launcher from your arm, don't you understand?"

"When a lady is present, you shouldn't use this trick that involves others."

"Also, it's time to resolve the irresolvable 'grievance' between us."

……